Funny classic copywriting that makes people laugh in one second

1. In fact, there is no need to read all travel guides. They can be condensed into

four words: bring more money.

2. Eating an apple a day can drive away the doctor. What's even more awesome is that eating a head of garlic a day can drive everyone away.

3. A high-frequency opening line when talking about the future with friends: When we have money.

4. Live

Two

Three

Ten years. It’s not as good as a sweater that discharges electricity...

5. Finally I understand why Chinese language requires reading comprehension test, because many people can only read but not understand.

6. After a person got on the bus and found that the seats were all occupied, he forced his way to the seat. The person on the seat said angrily: "They are all full, why are you still going there?" "Squeeze in?" The man looked at the ticket in his hand: "Did you see it? This is a hard seat!"

7. I am not a vain person, I hate villas and sports cars. , brand-name bags, clothes and shoes, I only like money.

8. Oh my god. Someone actually delivers food to me in the middle of the night. I thought this kind of fairy tale would only appear in TV series. I am so touched, but the delivery fee is a bit expensive... …

9. Although the school is very poor, it never skimps on printing papers. This touches me very much. School is not easy either!

10. After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words should only be spoken to those who understand them.

11. Question: Tell me about the advantages of your boyfriend? Answer: To sum it up, it can be summed up in five words: "know how to choose a girlfriend."

12. I finally understand why we have to turn back and forth during military training at the beginning of school, because only in this way can we tan more evenly.

13. I was chatting with a friend yesterday and I asked her: "Do you want to find a handsome boyfriend in the future, or do you want to find a more interesting boyfriend?" She said handsome without hesitation. I asked her why? She said being handsome is inherently interesting. I...

14. Once in high school, I had a physics evening self-study. While the teacher was giving a lecture on the podium, he suddenly walked towards my female classmate in the back row and confiscated the novel in the physics book on the spot. The whole class was shocked and exclaimed that the teacher had clairvoyance. Unexpectedly, the teacher laughed on the spot: "I want to cry when I read the physics book, but you can still laugh while reading it!"

15. I admired

Three men , the first is Xu Xian,

the second is Dong Yong,

the third is Ning Caichen. One dares to love snakes, one dares to love immortals, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts.

16. "Mom, I'm on the train, don't worry." "Oh, my dear, you took the train alone. Is there anyone to keep you company?" "Yes, there is someone to keep you company! There are people in the car It’s hard to squeeze in.”

Seventeen. After eating vegetable salad for a month, the weight loss effect was quite good, but I felt that life was meaningless when I ate it.

18. I went to my father-in-law’s house for a visit. It happened that my mother-in-law was not here, and my wife was cooking. I had something to do, so I ate first. When I was about to finish, my father-in-law started eating. After taking a bite, he put down his chopsticks and said affectionately. I said: "You have suffered so much for so many years..."

Nineteen. My daughter is two and a half years old. I teach her to brush her teeth, starting with mouthwash, but she can't teach her how to do it. I swallowed the water in my mouth and saw that the glass of water was almost gone. I wanted to teach him again. My daughter patted her belly and said to me: "Dad, you go ahead and wash it. I won't wash it anymore. I'm full."

Ten. In fact

80% of people can lose weight quickly as long as they don’t eat late-night snacks. But you can't do it, because you are the other 20%, and you will get fat whether you eat late-night snacks or not.

Twenty-one. One month before the exam, my signature was "It all depends on human effort"; one week before the exam, it was changed to "Everything depends on the circumstances"; after the exam, my signature was "It's all about participation."