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Zhang Guangzong's silly son Zhang Million was kicked by Lao Wang's lame donkey, which is not news. However, Zhang Guangzong went to the hospital to see his son's head. He didn't spend a penny, but earned a hundred dollars, which caused a sensation in Ming village.

One hundred dollars is not from Lao Wang. When Zhang Million sneaked into Lao Wang's yard, his donkey was tied to the donkey pen and was eating grass.

Zhang Million, a fool, likes sticking sticks. Whenever he sees them, he will shout "Hehe" and pick them up to dance. He saw something fall under the donkey's belly and was kicked by the donkey.

Zhang Guangzong paid attention to intimacy at that time. Zhang Guangzong and his wife are cousins, so they gave birth to a poor Zhang Million. As the old saying goes, when God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you to breathe.

Although Zhang Million is stupid, to his parents' delight, the child looks good-full in heaven, slim, with drooping ears and heavy eyes, and looks rich or expensive. The double eyelids in that tire are particularly beautiful, but they are quite scary in people's eyes.

Zhang Million has been in a coma since he was kicked by a donkey. The doctor's diagnosis was that he was too frightened and he would be fine when he woke up. It's just a little bruise on my forehead. It's not bandaged. I stayed in the hospital for observation.

Lao Wang just bought some fruit out of humanitarianism and went to the hospital to visit Zhang Wan. Zhang Guangzong is also a reasonable person. This is obviously the fault of his own children, and it is not the fault of Lao Wang donkey.

After the two families agree, they must learn a lesson. Lao Wang is optimistic about Lao Wang's donkey, and Zhang Guangzong is optimistic about his children and resolutely puts an end to such things from happening again.

The doctor gave a hundred cents. When Dr. Wan took the nurse to make rounds, Zhang suddenly woke up. Zhang Million woke up and stared at the doctor's chest. The first sentence he said was: "Uncle, you should take your sister behind you to sleep in Xinglong Hotel at night."

The doctor was shocked: "You unlucky child, what are you talking about?"

"Uncle, I'm not talking nonsense. It's the little man in your heart who looks exactly like you. The little man said, you have told your wife in advance that you will work overtime tonight and not go home. It's annoying to have patients at this point! "

The doctor stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Million's mouth: "Little ancestor, if you don't shut up, I will give you 18 stitches."

The little nurse blushed, ran out of the ward in a panic and stepped on Zhang Guangzong.

Zhang Guangzong's toes hurt before he recovered. He kicked the doctor's ass, then grabbed his flushed son and cried, "Millions of my sons, fifteen years, you finally said a complete sentence today!" "

Zhang Million's face gradually returned to normal after three consecutive "Oh" sounds. He pointed to the figure of the little nurse and shouted, "Dad, the villain in my sister's heart is very bad. She called me a son of a bitch. "

"Son, can you really see what others are thinking?"

"Dad, the little man in your heart is crying, too."

The doctor got up from the ground, pursed his ass, took out a hundred-dollar silver ticket from his pocket and handed it to Zhang Guangzong: "Eldest brother, you are really an amazing child. You have opened your eyes! Take him there. Don't worry about the cost of the hospital. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the child. It's a piece of cake. Go home and buy something delicious for the children. There is only one thing you must promise me. You must keep your child's words a secret today and don't let a third person know. "

Zhang Guangzong looked at Lao Wang and millions of mothers who stood silently waiting for a while. The doctor bowed to them: "Please, please, don't let the fifth person know, or my life will be finished."

Lao Wang stupidly agreed: "It must be, it's easier said than done.

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Mr. and Mrs. Zhang Guangzong were very happy.

My wife conceived several children a million years ago, and they all died shortly after birth. When he was pregnant with a million, Zhang Guangzong waited on his wife like a queen.

After millions are born, they are afraid to fall into their hands and put them in their mouths. When they grow up, they know they are fools. The couple look at the south and the north, but they don't look at their son's stupid illness. I didn't want to be kicked by a lame donkey, which opened my eyes.

Great, my brain is bright, and I finally live up to my ancestors. Zhang Guangzong led his wife and children to play in the county town until dark before going home. Far away, he found several black images wandering back and forth in front of his house like ghosts. Zhang Guangzong dare not move.

The Zhang family has been farming for generations, and there is nothing valuable at home. I saved more than 200 dollars, and this morning I showed 20 dollars to a million heads. The rest were put back into the jar, sealed again and buried at the foot of the Western Wall. Don't these people see the flaw and step on it?

Zhang Million tugged at his sleeve: "Dad, don't be afraid, they are all villagers!" " "

"Son, you can see it so far away?"

"Yes, Dad. Next door are Li Shu and Li Wei, orphans left by dogs, and Zhao Tiedan who just got married last month. "

Zhang Guangzong is convinced of his son's words. Millions are people who have opened their eyes and can know other people's thoughts through their clothes. This distance is certainly not a question of distinguishing faces.

Strange, why do a few people wander around my house without sleeping at night?

"They are waiting for me to solve the problem!"

No sooner had Zhang Guangzong raised this question than his son gave the answer.

Zhang Million's unhurried language is as steady as an adult. Knowing his son's strength, Zhang Guangzong simply stopped asking and took his wife and children home with one hand. With a son, everything is not a problem.

Three couples showed up late at night because Lao Wang, who came home early, leaked the news. If a good man is kicked into a fool by a donkey, most people believe it; But the fool was kicked by the donkey into a normal person and opened his eyes. Everyone listens as a joke.

Lao Wang vowed and even gambled on his parents and his wife's parents, but some people were dubious.

In half an afternoon, someone came to Zhang Guangzong's door, waiting to witness the miracle. Class one and class two didn't see anyone, and the villagers shouted to leave. At night, only these three persistent couples are left.

One of the reasons why these three couples are persistent is that they don't look at Lao Wang like lying. In order to prove that someone else's fool is suddenly not stupid, he will not hesitate to gamble with his parents unless he is also a fool.

Second, they have their own concerns. If Zhang Million really opened his eyes, it would be reassuring for him to tell the truth.

"You are all worried about your family!"

Everyone was surprised.

"I will tell the truth, please include more offenses."

Look, you can't believe it! How could this come from a 15-year-old fool? Zhang Million's words made the three couples present face drastic changes.

Aunt Li saw Liu's widow's house and thought she had changed her mind. "。 In fact, Li Shu's heart is in Aunt Li's place. He was a good friend of Liu's widow's husband before his death. Seeing that they were in trouble, he just kindly helped. "

Li Shu patted Zhang Million on the shoulder: "Good boy, don't say anything, uncle supports you!" Hearing this, Aunt Li bowed her head and dragged her home. "。

"Uncle, aunt, you are both mouth strength, the in the mind is full of each other. Hurry home, the dog wakes up and wants to wet the bed! " The dog's parents gave each other a white look and turned and ran home.

"Zhao Tiedan, don't go." Zhang Million stopped Zhao Tiedan, and Zhao Tiedan turned and pulled his daughter-in-law away: "Do you suspect that your daughter-in-law and her ex-boyfriend are unclear? I think her heart is full of you. I do see the villain in your heart thinking hard about how to strike up a conversation with Xiujuan tomorrow. "

The figure of the iron egg daughter-in-law flashed by, only to hear the howl of the iron egg killing pigs. Iron egg daughter-in-law held iron egg's ear and shouted, "Son of a bitch, catching shadows all day. You doubt me. So you want to hide the truth! " Say, where is Xiujuan? "

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Zhang Guangzong knelt down in the yard with his wife, knocked three times at God, and then the couple embraced happily with tears in their eyes. Before dawn, Zhang Guangzong was awakened by a banging knock at the door. He opened the door in a daze, and the villagers made a hullabaloo about and filled the yard.

Zhang Million made a sensation in Mingcun overnight.

Zhang Guangzong, a descendant of ten thousand generations, decided to change the life of their ancestors with their backs to the loess. He is going to do a great event.

He went back to the house to find a pen, dipped it in ink, grabbed the cutting board in the kitchen and wrote: Consultation fee, 10 yuan for each couple.

The villagers can't say anything. Zhou Yu is playing the yellow cover, which is wishful thinking. Everyone to his own liking, ten dollars can tell whether this couple is sincere or strange strange bedfellows-great value!

"There are millions of people in Goose City Ming Village, and the top ten oceans identify the feelings of husband and wife on the spot!" The news spread like wildfire, flying out of Ming village like wings and spreading all over Goose City.

Even though Zhang Guangzong raised the consultation fee from the beginning of each couple 10 yuan to 20 yuan per person, consultants still swarmed in.

Zhang Million's incident alarmed the county magistrate of Goose County. Dressed as a businessman, the county magistrate took the touts to Ming Village to find Zhang Million, and it really deserved a try.

When the county magistrate was delighted, Zhang Guangzong prepared a pen, ink, paper and inkstone. Swish, swish, like flowing water, the five characters "the first eye in the world" were swiped. Zhang Guangzong is gilded and mounted, hanging in the middle of the gate!

Zhang Million was kicked into fame by a donkey.

Zhang Guangzong has a broad vision, not only stopping at the emotional screening of husband and wife, but also vigorously developing new businesses: food processing industry, meat processing industry, knitting industry, building materials industry and so on. As long as it involves the screening of conscience and humanity.

Zhang Million was even hired by the county magistrate as the final appraiser of major cases. In the history of Goose Market, there has never been a bustling scene where roads are not connected and households are not closed at night.

Zhang Million became famous, and Mingcun became famous. After the county magistrate's on-the-spot investigation, he decided to maximize the benefits by combining with the local village head and township head.

Firstly, a huge bronze statue was built at the entrance of the village with a marble platform according to the ratio of 1 million people 1: 10. The nearby Hongzhang Village, Baiyu Village and Mingcun Village were merged and unified under the control of Mingcun Village.

Mingcun's territory covers more than half of towns and villages, and it has become a village directly under Goose City, and the village head enjoys the treatment of township head.

In Ming village, every brick and tile is well preserved. Carry out large-scale construction outside the village, build hotels and shopping malls, vigorously develop tourism, and ensure that antique Ming villages appear in front of the public.

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In fact, it is not difficult to explain the fact that Zhang Million was kicked by a donkey and opened his eyes: there are about 65.438+0.4 billion ~ 65.438+0.5 billion brain cells in normal people, of which less than 654.38+0% are developed and utilized, and most of the rest are dormant. Even the brains of scientific elites like Einstein are only developed to about 13%.

Zhang Million's head was kicked by a donkey, which activated some dormant brain cells and gave his eyes the super power to see through the human body. This is very common. Zhang lived in the Republic of China, when science was not very developed. At that time, the most popular and authoritative statement was:

Kicked a million lame donkeys, not just any donkeys. It is the mount of the ninth reincarnation of Zhang, and it is spiritual. If you kick a person's Tang Yin at a certain time, place and with moderate strength, spirituality will be transmitted to this person's Tang Yin through the donkey's hoof, and this person will open his eyes.

Silver tickets poured into Zhang Guangzong's home like snowflakes. Zhang Million's eye screening promoted the local economy, and the villagers showed their talents and joined the ranks of getting rich.

Catering, transportation and tourism once flourished. Zhang Guangzong has money, Mingcun has money, and Goose Market has money! Everyone is very happy.

As the saying goes, a man who eats water and digs the ground does not forget a lame donkey when he has money. One morning it was raining in Mao Mao, and Zhang Guangzong took an umbrella and a thousand silver tickets to Lao Wang's house to thank him.

Two miles away from Lao Wang's house, I saw a group of people standing in a long line with no end in sight, which was not much different from his family's situation. Zhang Guangzong is very strange. He is busy with his son and hasn't been out much in recent days. Is it because the new shopping mall opened and delivered eggs for free?

What surprised him even more was that all the people in the queue were men, old and young. There are familiar faces and unfamiliar faces, most of which are double eyelids. Even Wang Fugui, the goldfish eye in the village, suddenly turned into a double eyelid and stood in the queue.

Zhang Guangzong wanted to ask him what was going on, but Wang Fugui was evasive and obviously didn't want to talk to him.

Zhang Guangzong is also a very knowledgeable person. He lowered his head and walked to Lao Wang's house. He found that the trend of this group was consistent with that of Lao Wang's family. Lao Wang's house is in an alley, which is very remote. There is no room to build a large shopping mall! In addition, it is expressly stipulated in Mingcun that illegal construction is not allowed within the jurisdiction of Mingcun, and offenders are ordered to dismantle it within 24 hours and sentenced to 30 years in prison.

So far, no one in Ming village dares to try the law. Zhang Guangzong walked to Lao Wang's house with full of doubts. The procession is directed at Lao Wang's yard. There is a square table on the left side of the courtyard gate, and there is a sign on the table. On the sign, three big characters are printed: notary office.

The two people sitting behind the desk let Zhang Guangzong stare big eyes in surprise-one is the village head and the other is the county magistrate touts. Lao Wang stood by with a big wooden box in front of him. The people in line were orderly, paid Lao Wang, pressed their fingerprints, got the number plate, and then walked towards his yard.

The county magistrate and touts have been to Zhang Guangzong's house incognito, and they have seen him before. Zhang Guangzong hurried forward to greet him. After exchanging pleasantries one by one, he pulled up Lao Wang and said that we could have a word.

Lao Wang looked at his watch and said, "The important thing is that you have seen me. I am very busy. " He turned and bowed to the village head of touts: "touts, village head, you two adults have a drink of water to moisten your throat first." I'm going to the bathroom for five minutes. I'll be right back. "

Two people stopped in the corner of the yard. Zhang Guangzong took out a thousand silver tickets to explain his purpose and expressed his gratitude. He immediately expressed his doubts: "I said Lao Wang, what medicine are you selling in such a long queue in the gourd?"

Lao Wang glanced at the thousand yuan silver ticket and pushed Zhang Guangzong's hand smartly: "Thank you, Lao Zhang, I appreciate your kindness. I am not short of money now. I have to thank you! This is all thanks to your family's millions. "

It turned out that after Zhang Million was kicked to fame by Lao Wang's donkey, countless people came to travel, beg for kicks and take photos every day. Lao Wang called the donkey a holy donkey.

The donkey wears red clothes every day, eats good hay and peanut cakes, and drinks mineral water collected from the mountain stream. Lao Wang is more careful than Lao Zi who takes care of him.

Zhang made a million dollars. This once fool is rich now. He has become the richest man in Wild Goose City. Who can you argue with? Many people in the villagers complained. Other people's children's heads are hanging on the beams, trying to steal light from the walls. After years of hard work, they lost their jobs.

Unexpectedly, a fool was kicked by a lame donkey and became famous immediately. It's really ten years since anyone asked, and it's famous all over the world. There is no justice!

Even if Zhang Guangzong invested in repairing all the roads in Mingcun, and even managed to turn over the house for poor households, some people still didn't appreciate it. It may cost several dollars to build a highway. It is more convenient to find millions of people after the road is built. You earn more money from Zhang Guangzong. To build a house for poor households, I want to get a good reputation for collecting money.

Many people dream of walking a million miles. Many people take their children with heavy gifts to visit Lao Wang's house every day, begging his lame donkey to help them kick the threshold. They want to be millionaires like Zhang.

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Inspired by Zhang Guangzong's listing consulting fee, Lao Wang started his own great road to entrepreneurship. He predicted that the future of this road must be bright, but it is extremely risky.

Unlike a million blinks, money rolls in. After all, being kicked by a donkey is a matter of life and death. Lao Wang spent a lot of money to ask the magistrate for help.

Favourite saw this road to get rich at a glance. The master promised to give advice for free, but only if he wanted to buy shares. The money earned is divided 50-50, and he bears everything when something goes wrong.

Lao Wang is a clever man. There is a lot of money in the world. He did not earn it alone. With the support of his master, he can rest easy in the future.

Two people hit it off, touts are very dedicated, and even drafted a series of regulations:

First, the kicker must first sign the certificate of life and death, and in line with the principle of independence and true will, prove that the kicker let the donkey kick completely voluntarily, prove that the death and injury have nothing to do with the donkey owner, and prove that the touts and the village head are fair on the spot;

Second, each kicker needs to pay 50 yuan's hoof wear fee, and after payment, he can be alone with Wang Jiasheng's donkey for five minutes;

Third, when people get along with donkeys, they are not allowed to carry weapons with them, so as not to hurt the sacred donkeys;

Fourth, the kicker needs to take off his coat before he can take off his hat (underwear can be kept) to ensure that the wear rate of donkey's hoof is minimized;

Fifth, no matter whether the holy donkey kicks or not, whether it kicks or not, and where it kicks, it must leave the donkey circle as soon as five minutes arrive.

Despite the strict rules, the footballer squeezed through the door. Several insurance companies smell business opportunities, send their excellent employees to camp at the gate of Laowangyuan, distribute gifts and leaflets every day, and launch various preferential activities to attract customers.

Longevity Insurance Company promises that once the insured is injured due to irresistible factors (excluding human factors), as long as the personal accident insurance is purchased, once it is verified, the payment will be guaranteed to arrive in seconds.

The preferential conditions provided by Atlantic Insurance Company are: five or more people (including five people) buy personal accident insurance, and 30 points will be refunded on the spot.

Chunhui Insurance Company has the strongest activity. If you buy our products, you will be given a maximum of 5,000 yuan of silica gel leakage insurance and 10000 yuan of infertility insurance. The premise is that the insured must provide a health examination certificate issued by a 3A hospital at or above the county level in the last five days.

Beloved is thoughtful and does everything in a watertight way. Try to achieve zero responsibility and maximize benefits. In case the kicker finds a gold medal lawyer to criticize the bone in the egg, it will be a waste of energy, not worth the candle.

After the people's affairs are settled one by one, there are sacred donkeys. People's hearts are full of meat, and donkeys are tired of kicking all the time. If the donkey loses his temper and doesn't kick, the loss will be great! Fearing that the donkey was overworked, touts made supplementary provisions on the number of donkey kickers:

1. Every month, an odd number of male kickers are kicked by donkeys;

Second, even-numbered women are kicked by donkeys every month;

Thirdly, in order to ensure that once the pavilion kicker becomes famous, Zhang Million's image will not be damaged, a special preferential scheme is introduced for unmarried male pavilion kickers with thick eyebrows and double eyelids aged 10-20, and they will spend five minutes alone with the donkey on the basis of the original five minutes.

The implementation of this scheme has made the beauty industry, which was already in recession, really hot. It also made a windfall for the staff responsible for household registration in various places.

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"Lao Wang, Lao Wang, where have you been?"

The village chief began to urge.

Old Chong Wang Zhang Guangzong bowed and hurried back to his post. Zhang Guangzong looked at the thousands of silver tickets in his hand and shook his head with a wry smile.

It's true that chickens don't pee, and each has its own way! If you put this silver ticket in an ordinary family, it will be more than a year's income!

The poor have the happiness of the poor, and the rich have the troubles of the rich. Zhang Guangzong now has two worries: one is that he is afraid of the rainy season, and the other is that Zhang Million has reached the marriageable age and has not found his favorite object.

First of all, Zhang Guangzong has a large number of silver tickets and oceans at home. In the rainy season, he has to hire people to move in and out to catch up with the sun. If you don't hang it for a few days, the silver ticket will be moldy on the ocean. He doesn't trust to keep it in the bank. In case the bank boss runs away, there is no place to look. Unlike now, there are monitoring, real-name registration system registration and global networking.

The second one is about finding a wife. Zhang Guangzong's family business is now as rich as an enemy city, but he can't find a wife. Because no matter how much money Zhang Guangzong has, no one wants his daughter to live naked under the eyes of Zhang Million every day. It's hell on earth.

Late one night, Zhang Million tossed and turned and strolled to the door of Lao Wang's house. As soon as the gate opened, he saw Lao Wang's donkey, skinny and covered in scars, kneeling on the ground with tears, chewing some hay that had fallen from the trough. It's completely different from the high-spirited holy donkey before.

Zhang Million didn't understand why his donkey was treated so unfairly. He lovingly stroked the scar on the donkey's back and began to cry.

Zhang Million suddenly visited the sacred donkey, and his eyes were like fire. It suddenly stood up, and Zhang Wan actually saw the sacred donkey Lu in his heart stamping his foot at him and shouting:

"Damn Zhang Million, you finally come. You made it. What about me? I don't even have a chance to be a father! Lao Wang, who got a thousand knives, respected me as an ancestor at first. Now that I'm old, I'm useless, and I'm left here regardless of whether I ask or not! Zhang Million, do you know how many whips and sticks I got because of you? I don't collect oceans. Why did those bastards hit me? All because of you ... "

The donkey suddenly turned and said, "I'll go!" " "

Zhang Wan is no different from ordinary people.