A cold copy suitable for a party

1. Fitness is not about persistence, but about membership fees and personal education fees.

3. Why do women always say "which is more important, me or the game", but the game doesn't say so? Because game knowledge is more important than women.

Today, I showed my wedding video backwards. How touching! I almost cried. Take off her ring, give her back to her father, and then leave the wedding scene at the Moon Dance in Michael Jackson.

Do you know why it is so hot this year? Let me tell you a secret. let go

After the second child, the sun gave birth to another sun!

6. Girl, have you ever thought that if you don't wear long trousers for beauty, you will get cold legs in the future, but you can't integrate into the square dance of your old sisters.

7. Colleague: leader. I don't feel well. I will ask for leave in the morning! Leader: Does it matter? Take some medicine without an injection, and insist on it in the company ... Colleague: Of course you need an injection. It will take all morning. Leader: Don't fool me. This afternoon is coming. I'm going to check the eye of the needle.

Go to buy fish balls at noon and ask the boss for them.

Ten dollars, said the boss.

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5 yuan. . . The boss struggled for a moment, decisively took out a good fish ball and replaced it with an ice slag, and instantly displayed 10.0.

The boss smiled with satisfaction.

9. When I got off work at noon, my colleague invited me to dinner. I have something to do, so I said to him, "I have something to do, so I won't eat." Please eat my share! " 0. Angry: "Why should I eat your shit?"

With grandpa Tenuto this year

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3. I want to go back to my hometown to get together with my classmates and ask my grandmother to go with me. Grandma doesn't like traveling far, and she doesn't want to go. She said, just tell them I'm dead.

XI。 What's it like to be poor? I'm relieved that my favorite is out of stock.

12. One step forward is Shaxian, the next step is Lamian Noodles, and the left rice noodle is Daoxiao Noodles. The dinner style will never change.

Thirteen. "Tell me about a city you must go to in your dream. Why?" "Shanghai, because I left my baggage there, I have to go again and get it back."

14. The female zebra is paralyzed in bed, and the male zebra takes good care of it. In addition to eating and drinking, it is convenient to serve food, and it is massaged twice a day in the morning and evening. Early this morning, the little zebra sleepily saw his father sitting there and asked with concern, "Dad, why didn't you give his mother a massage early in the morning?" The male zebra stopped and replied impatiently, "I am playing the piano, you are blind!" "