Funny three and a half lines

1. Later, some European friends went to Dalian, ate seafood, looked at the scenery, chatted and took photos, which was extraordinary and perfect!

2. We have a lot to say, so don’t be too wordy. I hope you can support us and applaud!

3. The price of books has soared, the materials are expensive, the homework is heavy and studying is tiring, I have to light up the lamp and make up for the exam, (dang!) memorize a little!

4. There are so many heroines, beautiful and well-behaved. You can see after working for two years, sister-in-law.

5. There are several talented women on the forum, and the love brother writes poems about them. It's a pity that there are so few people with good music and good music, (hey) copies!

6. It is not a crime to kill people in the hospital. If you have a liver problem and your stomach is cut, don’t leave while carrying the body. (Humph!) Pay the fee!

7. Let me start by saying when I get on stage, there will be many happy events in the next two years for my fellow riders, and I will warm my heart with joy. Let me take off my clothes! (The first three people): Hey~, what are you doing?

8. Xue Oubie Ou is awesome, and everyone praises our bobbin. If you want to ask what the iron wire would say, wow (exaggeration)!

9. Everyone has worked hard to prepare for the party to be a success. There is still a lot of fun to watch later, so let’s quit!

10. There are many talents in the district, some are old and some are young. If you ask how big their contribution is, it is not small!

11. God gave me a mouth and taught me how to shout slogans, but I only learned how to be funny.

12. Let’s all come together today to wash away the hardships and fatigue of the past year, and look forward to tomorrow with our hearts filled with excitement and a hundredfold confidence!

13. Speaking of the activities held the year before last, the popularity was not high and it was difficult to gather people. Beijing Tongzi took the lead and made the first contribution!

14. Bid farewell to the old and welcome the new with a smile, celebrate with singing and dancing, review history and show the future, and continue fb (corruption)!

15. District affairs, state affairs, and world affairs, pay equal attention to big and small matters, and attract investment in industries and services, 嘹咹咹!

16. I’ll say three and a half sentences today. Please bear with me if I don’t say it well. No matter if it’s good or not, don’t run away!

17. There is no crime of bigamy on the Internet, and we have high consumption. Don’t leave until you’re done with your sister, (Hi!) Pay the fee!

18. Good evening, fellow students (wave your right hand). You are welcome to give guidance. No matter whether the performance is good or not, don’t run away!

19. It’s really tiring to squeeze in the canteen, the service attitude is gangster, and a steamed bun is half-pulled, (dang!) It’s really bad!

20. Let’s say three and a half sentences today. If you don’t speak well, you won’t eat. This is the first time for us. It will cause trouble!

21. After four good years in college, drinking, picking up girls, and playing mahjong, I still have nowhere to go on Saturday. (Hey!) Video recording!

22. In XX, we have made great progress, and we have not been lazy in social welfare. We recommend the Dalian student aid chapter first, recalling the hardships and remembering the sweets!

23. Six sisters, three fake, seven handsome guys, five stupid. If you dare to say something bad about him (her), (hum!) Baga!

24. The program has only ended at this point. The four of us are standing on the stage, and we have three and a half lines of gongs and no drums. (Clang!) Add to the chaos!

25. New goals should be set in the new year. No matter how high the task is, it is not too high. As long as everyone works together, we will definitely exceed it.

26. Self-driving tour of Tibet in August. All 13 warriors are outstanding. They will stay in the SEU League history and travel at their own expense!

27. The new year is here again. I would like to wish you all a happy new year. I will bow to you and give you money!

28. Pearl Lake FB is the first of its kind, Xianglu Garden has many European friends at Christmas, and fireworks are set off on New Year’s Eve, which is a boom!

29. The four of us walked onto the stage and the gongs and drums were beating in celebration. What should we say? (Bang) Goodbye! (Three people in the front): Why are you saying goodbye before the show starts? (D) Hey, let’s do it again.

30. The window service business is wide, the talent center is loud, and the performance is like climbing the stairs, getting higher and higher step by step!

31. Branches in various places are not lonely. Xi'an, Dalian and Jiangsu and Zhejiang have activities one after another. Happy!

32. God gave me a brain and taught me how to think, but I only learned how to sleep.

33. The trip to Dalian is unforgettable, the sea breeze trip is coming again, everyone loves the happy theme, welcome to come again!

34. The SEU League is really lively. People all over the country know it. If you want to ask why it is like this, it is a great job.

35. The whole district is mobilizing together. It is not easy to start a business for the second time. We must work hard to spread the reputation of high-tech!

36. The bonus at the end of the year is 20,000 yuan, each person has three and a half boxes of Maotai, and they can eat chicken, duck and fish as they like. (Dang!) Nonsense!

37. Six ounces of rice and two ounces of sand. When you take a bite of the steamed buns, the crumbs will fall off. If the food tastes bad, you want to eat it up. (Dang!) Look for trouble!

38. Dalian eats seafood in tubes, Jiangsu fish and shrimp are served in a pot, and Xi'an farmers go to party, so they need to be kept fresh.

39. The General Secretary expressed concern that Jiacheng has come to bear the three primary responsibilities. Leaders will work with us to do this, and keep on working!

40. The gongs and drums are beating to welcome the festive season with joy. A party is being held today, it’s lively!

41. There is a shortage of high-end talents. The management committee will pay to help you find them. There are many preferential policies, so come quickly!

42. God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand firm, but I only learned how to run away.

43. Industrial development requires talents, and they come from all majors. Let’s build talents together in the Year of Talent Recruitment!

44. The rooster crows early in the morning and the alarm clock croaks. I don’t go to exercise and sleep in. Finally I have to get up. (Dang!) No. 1!

45. The SEU Alliance is full of spring and holds an annual meeting to celebrate the New Year. I wish you all a happy New Year (bow) and give you money (reach out)! (The first three people): Who is he (Northeastern dialect)! A collection of three and a half lines

Three and a half lines for New Year's Day

It's really lively here today, everyone, big and small, is laughing. What do you like? New Year's Day is here!

On New Year's Day, my heart is filled with laughter and my tongue is curled up with excitement. The four of us say something, three and a half sentences!

Happy New Year, teachers and classmates. Everyone is welcome to give guidance. No matter what you say is good or not, don’t run around!

It has only been two years since we entered the school. The beautiful campus is really lively, and the teachers are beautiful and skilled. It’s really good!

The teacher taught me pinyin, the teacher taught me arithmetic, and the teacher taught me music. It’s really a lot!

The teacher taught me art, and the teacher told me nursery rhymes. The teacher taught me everything, and I got enlightened!

The teacher treats me like a fur coat. Heavy snowfall is inevitable in the cold winter. The warmth warms my heart. I am so proud!

The teacher comes to school early and doesn’t leave school until dark at night. It’s like this every day. There’s no choice!

He led us to read a lot, taught us unique methods, and loved us every minute. Where can I find it?

The red runway on the green field, the high performance in the sports meeting, thanks to your sweat and contribution, we will never forget it!

I can do math quickly and well, my Chinese reading is really authentic, my self-care ability has improved, it’s wonderful!

My little hands have become skillful, I can write very well, and I can do all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, it’s amazing!

We are screaming now, and everyone is raising their eyebrows when they see it. We will do our best to take over in the future, and we are very ambitious!

The Year of the Snake is coming soon, look back on the past and focus on the present, look forward to the future and think about tomorrow, so hurry up!

You must always be the first in the class, hold on to it at all times, and create a brilliant future tomorrow, every step of the way!

Another wonderful year has arrived. Happy New Year. I wish everyone here good health and laugh often!

Let’s do some math here. Please don’t be upset if it’s not explained well. There are quite a few programs to come, so let’s see!

Three and a half lines for the New Year

It’s New Year’s Day after Christmas, so I’ll tell you three and a half lines.

The four beauties were very timid and rushed to the stage. When they turned around, you saw they were all sisters-in-law.

The preparation for the program was too hasty, and I felt panicked because I was not sure. I drank some wine to strengthen my courage and dare to shout.

Let’s not talk about other things, but talk about ourselves and the school. All the lines are freshly made up. He is so talented.

I rushed to school as soon as the sun was shining brightly. I stopped when I entered the campus. I walked to the guard first and signed in!

Lead the students to the classroom, change their down jackets into small cotton-padded jackets, and do self-study in the morning in conjunction with the first period, so they are in good health.

In a blink of an eye, it was the break between classes, and teachers and students rushed to the playground, striding along to the military song, feeling comfortable.

I get off work a little late in the evening because the days are too short at this time, and two rows of street lights come to keep me company and encourage me.

I continue to work when I get home, the pots and pans are ringing, I cook what I want to eat and drink, it smells delicious.

After making several large bowls of food, I have no energy to wash the dishes anymore. Lying in bed and snoring, another day has come.

We get up the next day and continue again, year after year, and see if our energy level continues to increase.

You are busy and I have no time. It is difficult to meet colleagues. When we meet, we only talk about work, not nonsense.

Put your own affairs aside, never delay your work, work hard and skillfully and work hard, it is a habit.

Although the work is tiring, my heart feels sweet. You see everyone smiling brightly. You have to ask why this is, dedication.

The young man in the past has become an old man, and the little girl in the past has a wrinkled face, but she is better at work than before.

Brothers and sisters unite well, help each other and learn from each other. They are all in the same pot, what a fate.

We have a lot to say, so please don’t be too wordy and please applaud more. Thank you.

Today we are celebrating New Year's Day. The leader is thinking of us and overcoming difficulties to take care of our meals, which is quite interesting.

Time is precious, don’t waste it, there are still programs lined up, let’s retreat now, OK.

Three and a half lines for the agency

The gongs and drums are beating. , welcome the festive season happily, hold a party today, lively!

The new year is here again. I would like to wish you all a happy new year. I will bow to you and give you money!

I’ll say three and a half sentences today. Please bear with me if I don’t say it well. No matter if it’s good or not, don’t run away!

District affairs, national affairs, and world affairs, all major and minor matters should be paid equal attention to, and investment in industries and services will be welcomed!

The whole district is mobilizing together. It is not easy to start a business for the second time. We must work hard to spread the reputation of high-tech!

The General Secretary is concerned about Jiacheng’s arrival. The three first responsibilities are heavy. The leaders will work with us to do it, and keep going!

We have a lot to say, so don’t be too wordy. I hope you can support me and applaud!

The window service business is wide, the talent center calls loudly, and the performance is like climbing the stairs, getting higher and higher step by step!

Industrial development requires talents from all majors. Let’s build talents together in the Year of Talent Recruitment!

There is a shortage of high-end talents. The management committee will pay to help you find them. There are many preferential policies in place, so come quickly!

There are many talents in the district, some are old and some are young. If you ask how big their contribution is, it is not small!

There are so many heroines, with beautiful figures and well-behaved figures. You can see after working for two years, sister-in-law.

New goals should be set in the new year. No matter how high the task is, it is not too high. As long as everyone works together, we will definitely exceed it.

Let’s all come to the gathering today to wash away the hardships and fatigue of the past year, and look forward to tomorrow with a happy heart and a hundredfold confidence!

In order to host a successful party, everyone has worked hard to prepare. There is still a lot of fun to watch later, so let’s retreat!

Three and a half lines on campus

Walking into Nanda Garden, the senior sister came up to her, asked her what she was doing, and asked her to pay.

Walking to the dormitory building, you poked your head in before entering. You must have walked in the wrong direction. You deserve a beating.

The school doctor is really applauded. He is not angry or annoyed. What should I do if he is not sick? Find him.

Next, apply for household registration. You have to walk around. If you take good photos, you will have no idea.

Then I took out the insurance, and the money in my pocket was small, so I was afraid that nothing would happen and I would make a fool of myself.

After everything has been done and I am all hot and sweaty, how do I calculate the time for taking a shower?

The canteen has many varieties, the environment is good, and the food is really cheap, nonsense!

At eleven o'clock every night, the dormitory has no power supply. What should I do if I can't sleep? Turn around!

It must be bad if the contact person comes looking for me. What should I do if I have no money? escape!

When we arrived at the gymnasium, the equipment was really complete. How was your game? rotten!

The student union is recruiting new students. Everyone wants to get in. What should I do if I can’t get in? claim kinship!

It’s time to go to the Drum Tower. It’s too far and I have to take a bus. Who should I leave the seat to? Female!

There are many couples in NTU, and they are very affectionate. What should I do if I am single? No way!

At the opening ceremony, alumni came to give speeches. How about the school song? Difficult to sing!

The freshmen debate competition was so exciting. What was the debate about? fall in love!

Football fraternity, the sophomore year is really good, how about the freshman year? handsome!

Pukou is really lively, the club is recruiting new people, what exactly are you joining, Xin Xie!

The campus scenery is beautiful, but life is really tiring. What should I do if I feel depressed? Consult!

We came on stage at the membership meeting. What did you think? Cool! A collection of three and a half lines from the company

1. The trade union activities are particularly good, climbing mountains, doing tug-of-war, doing gymnastics, keeping fit and showing off talents, which is very lively.

2. Good evening, all leaders. Welcome everyone. No matter what you say is good or not, don’t laugh.

3. Everyone here listen to me. True gratitude surges in my heart. It is as beautiful as blessings and is sweeter than honey. It can be realized.

4. The information service is very comprehensive. Everyone revolves around the Internet. Don’t neglect all kinds of work and come to me!

5. Dear friends, thank you for coming here despite your busy schedule. We gather together tonight to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Longzhong. We are extremely happy to meet each other during the Mid-Autumn Festival when the moon is full. Ah, we are so happy.

6. There is a lot of HR work, mobilizing benefits and merit, everything is for the good of employees, and everyone has a vote.

7. We have a lot to say, so don’t be too wordy. I hope you can support us and applaud!

8. Set new goals in the New Year. No matter how high the task is, it is not too high. As long as everyone works together, we will definitely exceed it.

9. Another year of overfulfilling the target. I am very happy to see the results. On behalf of everyone, I express my wish to send more money!

10. The performance of the center is getting higher and higher, and the sweat of the leadership is indispensable. The leadership team is united and coordinated!

11. No matter how difficult the market is, everyone is a hero and dedicated, extraordinary!

12. Safety management is very important. The system has warning signs on the wall and employees should keep it in mind. It’s great (Cantonese).

13. If the company can make money this year, Yangtze Pharmaceutical will increase its production and inspection carefully and not be biased (Sichuan dialect).

14. It’s the tenth anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations. Let’s celebrate together and look forward to tomorrow. Cheers!

15. The company has great potential for development. It also has land No. 3 and No. 4, with an output value exceeding several billion, and the project is waiting for approval.

16. The company is in good shape this year, with high efficiency at all major bases, and the pharmaceutical, energy, and aluminum industries are making money.

17. Everyone strives to be the best at work, learn from the central leadership class, establish a correct outlook on life, and show dedication

18. The company recognizes the east wind and brainstorms to practice internal skills. The development of tappets achieved great results in 1993.

19. Innovate in comprehensive real estate, pay close attention to environmental sanitation, build canteens and garages, hard work

20. No matter how difficult the market is, handsome men and beautiful women work together in public relations, and their business level is not the same. Generally, sign the order (Northeastern dialect).

21. In scale development during the Ninth Five-Year Plan, Zhejiang Longzhong showed its talents. Determined to reform and strengthen the enterprise, we will never stop!

22. The guests and friends are all here tonight, and Longzhong’s development performance is impressive. Use this stage to show off the moonlight and express your feelings.

23. Take action under the overall situation, find a position in the market, innovate and seek development, comprehensively.

24. Administrative logistics is very trivial. It is in place inside and outside. Every effort is precious and effortless (Dongyang dialect).

25. The corporate culture is popular, the high-tech content is really good, and the products are exported to Southeast Asia, which is worthy of praise.

26. Major projects must be constructed without infrastructure. Tall buildings will rise from the ground, so don’t be careless!

27. Come up and say three and a half sentences, talking about big and small things. If there are similarities, don’t shout. It’s just an accident.

28. We have done a good job this year. We must not be proud. The leaders will hold a meeting to summarize and keep improving!

29. Brake disc research and development are closely linked, and technological innovation is kept in mind. Hold on to the market and build integrity, 94 (that is) move forward!

30. For the grand gathering tonight, all departments of the company are preparing together, and exciting programs are lined up. Let’s go back quickly.

31. File affairs are very trivial. Don’t say it doesn’t matter. Every contribution is precious. It’s so tiring!

32. The company’s CEO has a high standard, makes scientific decisions and thinks diligently, and relies on his brain to make high-tech content.

33. The company has high-rise buildings, and the infrastructure department has contributed, and quality, safety and progress must be monitored (Hunan dialect).

34. The blue waves of Yuhuan in eastern Zhejiang are picturesque and charming. The spring thunder rumbles across the earth, reviving the tide.

35. It happens to be August 15th, and it is also the time for the Longzhong Factory celebration. I'm so happy to have a double happiness!

36. We have worked hard to prepare for today’s party. There are still good programs below, so we retreat.

37. Aqikla has a good view, and the boiler, water and electricity operation team works together to ensure production and make a steady profit (Yidu dialect).

38. I’m going to say three and a half sentences today. Please bear with me if I don’t say it well. Don’t run away no matter if it’s good or not!

39. There are so many orders signed, sea, land and air transportation are everywhere, and product sales are incredible, reaching new highs.

40. The work of the branch is detailed and wonderful. The chef in the restaurant is really skillful. The hot dishes and rice are delicious, so don’t hold on.

41. The financial department is very critical. It is not easy to raise funds. Employees earn a lot of money, so continue to work on it.

42. Hello fellow leaders, the New Year is coming soon, let’s first wish you a Happy New Year!

43. If the transaction service is good, the awareness of innovation is indispensable. We work hard together for another year and make a lot of money!

44. The Yidu base has undergone tremendous changes. The second phase of production will be completed soon. Biochemical will be better tomorrow, so work hard.

45. Let’s all gather together tonight to wash away the hardships and fatigue of the past year, and look forward to tomorrow with our hearts filled with excitement and a hundredfold confidence.

46. Financial personnel have high skills, running around with abacus on their backs, calculating carefully, saving money, and working hard! A collection of three-and-a-half-sentence corporate lines

1. Today I will say three-and-a-half sentences. Please forgive me if I don’t say it well. We have only one purpose - to cause confusion.

2. You have done a good job this year. Don’t be proud. The leaders will hold a meeting to summarize and keep improving!

3. The four of us will stand on the stage and tell you a piece. If you want to ask about the show, it will be three and a half sentences!

4. Don’t be in a hurry, don’t panic, leave the topic for next year. Strive to be the first, talk about dedication, and look at performance!

5. For the grand gathering tonight, all departments of the company are preparing together, and exciting programs are lined up. Let’s go back quickly.

6. We really like Mr. Peng. He takes everyone out to play, play ball, go to bars and eat - paying the bill.

7. The corporate culture is popular, the high-tech content is really good, and the products are exported to Southeast Asia, which is worthy of praise.

8. The financial department is very critical. It is not easy to raise funds. Employees earn a lot of money, so continue to work on it.

9. Good evening, colleagues and leaders. Everyone is welcome to give guidance. What are we drawing? lively!

10. Let’s all gather together tonight to wash away the hardships and fatigue of the past year, and look forward to tomorrow with our hearts filled with excitement and a hundredfold confidence.

11. The old system restricts production, and the old concepts hinder development. It is imperative to deepen reform and innovate!

12. Good evening, colleagues. The university is welcome to provide guidance. No matter whether the program is good or not - don’t run away.

13. Distribution business trips are the most tiring. When riding in a car, you are most afraid of encountering thieves. You retreat as soon as it’s time to eat - for fear of getting drunk.

14. The service procedures have been simplified, the windows revolve around the people, and the staff’s service is excellent and first-class!

15. The industry manager is a handsome man. He usually makes big orders, but he has been a little bothered recently - collecting payments.

16. If the company can make money this year, Yangtze Pharmaceutical will increase its production and inspection carefully and not be biased (Sichuan dialect).

17. The financial staff are of high quality and have a lot of business skills. I have to thank our leaders for their high vision!

18. Everyone here listens to my words, and true gratitude surges into my heart. It is as beautiful as blessings, sweeter than honey, and can be realized.

19. Administrative logistics is very trivial, everything is in place inside and out, and every effort is precious and effortless (Dongyang dialect).

20. The company’s CEO has a high standard, makes scientific decisions and thinks diligently, and the high-tech content relies on using his brain to improve step by step.

21. No matter how difficult the market is, handsome men and beautiful women work together as public relations, and their professional skills are extraordinary, so they sign the contract (Northeastern dialect).

22. The company is in a good situation this year. It is engaged in industry and distribution, as well as stores and software - it is lively.

23. Let’s talk about Director Li Jingzhou. He is busy all day long. He is a good leader with great ability and style!

24. Three women in the business department, order statistics and operations, three women in one drama - wordy.

25. Fortunately, the company provides good benefits, including sugar, water and tea. It would be even better if the salary could be increased!

26. The central government has determined a new program, and development is the top priority, seeking truth and pragmatism, advancing with the times, and serving the people!

27. It’s difficult to eat at noon. It’s hard to queue up in the canteen and the restaurant is too expensive so I can’t get enough to eat, so I have to eat noodles.

28. The company has great potential for development. It also has land No. 3 and No. 4, with an output value exceeding several billion, and the project is waiting for approval.

29. The working environment is quite comfortable, fitness and entertainment are good for good health, and at noon it is quiet, hush, everyone is surfing the Internet

30. The leaders attach great importance to it and do not make it difficult for the masses to do things. Let’s express our determination and work hard!

31. It is really difficult to standardize business. The units revolve around the window, and the joint review and signing are efficient. You must do it!

32. There are six flowers in the finance department, five are real and one is fake. Working overtime is the hardest - Baohua.

33. Major projects need to be constructed without infrastructure. Tall buildings will rise from the ground, so don’t be careless!

34. The company has high-rise buildings, and the infrastructure department has contributed, and quality, safety and progress must be monitored (Hunan dialect).

35. The Yidu base has undergone tremendous changes. The second phase of production will be completed soon. Biochemical will be better tomorrow, so work hard.

36. The four of us are here to perform. Don’t be offended if the performance is not good. What should we do if the performance is good? Give me money!

37. If we mention leaders, let me first talk about our Secretary Zhu, who works tirelessly for the people and breaks his heart!

38. The winter in Qingdao is terrible. It’s really hard to endure the hot and cold weather. Come and join in the fun in the warm winter to prevent colds! (Sneeze)

39. The leadership is considerate and considerate. They provide transportation and labor insurance, who knows what else is missing? Sister-in-law! (An unmarried person outside the venue shouted)

40. Mr. Yu is really energetic today, wearing red clothes, red pants and a red vest, and there is a gust of wind when walking - the second spring.

41. There are so many orders signed, sea, land and air transportation are everywhere, and product sales are incredible, reaching new highs.

42. Relationships are very important. Service with a smile is effective. What should you do when the boss comes? "Hello, leader."

43. Aqikla has a good view, and the boiler, water and electricity operation team works together to ensure production and make a steady profit (Yidu dialect).

44. There are a lot of things in human resources work, including mobilizing benefits and merit. Everything is for the good of employees, and everyone has a vote.

45. Our center is extraordinary. It has only been in operation for half a year, and its reputation has spread far and wide; it is so convenient!

46. The company is in good shape this year, with high efficiency at all major bases, and the pharmaceutical, energy, and aluminum industries are making money.

47. With the new century and the new millennium, I would like to wish you all a happy New Year. I will bow to you all and give you money.

48. Functional Committee Thirty-three, it is not troublesome for the masses to do things. It is not easy to get things done as soon as they enter the hall!

49. You must work overtime at the end of the month and stare at the numbers all day long. If something goes wrong at work, review it!

50. Come up with a three-and-a-half-sentence paragraph and talk about big and small things. If there are similarities, don’t yell. It’s just an accident.

51. Stand in front of the gongs and drums platform and give a thumbs up to our center. There are so many benefits to the center that I can’t even mention!

52. Safety management is very important. The system has warning signs on the wall and employees should keep it in mind. It’s great (Cantonese).

53. The audit work keeps pace with the times, and the supervision concept must be innovative. Our bureau proposes four audits to seek truth!

54. The center has an infinitely bright future. Convenience and benefit to the people are the most important. Satisfaction of the masses is the goal. Let’s reach a new high!

55. Good evening, leaders. Welcome everyone. No matter what you say is good or not, don’t laugh.

56. We have worked hard to prepare for tonight’s party, and there will be a good show next - Retreat.