What wonderful things have you encountered during your trip?

Tonight is Halloween. Are you trying to scare people again? Unfortunately, Halloween and Halloween are working days this year, and many friends don't have time to attend all kinds of "scare" parties.

In order to make you not bored, the deer will have some fun for you. Today, we will take advantage of Halloween to take stock of the wonderful things that travel enthusiasts encounter during their travels. On the way to travel, we will inevitably have a sigh: "The world is big, so tm is wonderful!"

Story 1:

I went to Yunnan after graduating from high school.

The tour group is more expensive and the food is quite good. The beautiful little tour guide said during the group meal: The chef in this restaurant we cooperate with is very skilled. I have been running this line all the time, and my stomach is swollen.

The embarrassment of capitalization.

At that time, there was no word old driver, but at that moment, I seemed to see the terrible meaning behind the simple and honest smile of the chef's eldest brother.

Later, I learned that in Yunnan dialect, "eat" and "dry" are synonyms, and dry rice means eating; A dry stomach means good food.

It was not until many years later that I realized that "fuck" and "reprimand" in Yunnan dialect also have the same meaning. Once, at a class party, a female classmate in Yunnan publicly said, "The counselor did a good job of us in our dormitory."

No one answered the phone at that time, and there seemed to be an intriguing smell in the air.

The deer said: I am most afraid that the air will suddenly become quiet.

Story 2:

Last year in Thailand, I took a bus from Chiang Mai to Bangkok. I speak fluent English with my classmates. The bus we took was overnight, and ... this intercity bus in Thailand is so comfortable, ok ~! ! ! So I fell asleep. ...

At first, I was a little conscious, but I fell asleep completely in the back ... At that time, the whole bus was not full, so many people came ... so we fell asleep unscrupulously. ...

Then when I suddenly woke up, I found that I was parked in a big parking lot ... I looked at the time and felt almost the same. When I got up, I saw no one in the car. Wow, nobody, just the two of us

Yes, even the driver is gone, just the two of us ~! ! ! ! We were shocked. What did you do ... nobody woke us up. Nobody woke us up. ....

So I quickly packed my backpack and rushed out of the car. When I walked to the door, I found my mother's egg was closed ... the door was not opened ... so ... if I remember correctly ... I climbed out of the window. ...

It's ... climbing the window ... if I remember correctly, it's the driver's window ...

The deer said, I wonder if the driver did it on purpose.

Story 3:

It is said that Italians are unrestrained, and it seems that it is not a problem to hit the front and then hit the back when parking. Once, I saw a man "plop" the Mercedes-Benz in front and the Citroen in the back while parking in a train, and then got off the bus and left with a big sigh of relief, as if he felt that the bumper had been hit anyway.

In fact, Americans are quite powerful. For example, I once bought a pair of sports shoes in Los Angeles. After trying it on, I asked the waiter to wrap it for me. I haven't checked them since. I didn't find it until I came back to China to wear it. Both of them have left feet?

Fucking ...

The deer said, the waiter was not there when you tried on your shoes?

Story 4:

When I went to Lijiang Zhong Yi Market, I was bored and chatted with a Naxi grandmother. Although her Mandarin is not very good, she can understand it slowly.

I don't know how time came, so I asked the old woman:

"What do you think of the time that woman? Are you looking at the sun? "

Grandma paused and said uncertainly, "Look? Look at the phone, do you watch the sun? "

The deer said, My grandmother showed me a face.

Story 5:

When taking photos while traveling in Britain, I was told not to turn my palm inward when making a "V" gesture, because it was considered as provocation or insult. Why?

It is said that the greeting of two fingers can be traced back to the Hundred Years' War between Britain and France. France threatened to cut off all the fingers of British archery, and finally Britain won a great victory, so it stretched out its fingers to show off its integrity.

The deer said, come and grieve for France.

Story 6:

On a trip abroad, we walked into a clothing store full of beautiful clothes, and we tried on clothes at will. Two shop assistants stared at us with strange eyes, which made us feel uncomfortable. The last clerk who can speak Chinese can't stand it. She quietly explained to us, "Sorry, this is a dry cleaner.

The deer said: On the importance of understanding English.

Story 7:

Last year, I went to Phuket with three girlfriends. One night, I stayed in a beautiful pool villa, and the three of us slept in an oversized bed.

At night, I suddenly heard the sound of "clicking". I thought it was raining outside, so I said to my sister who slept next to me, "Is it raining outside?" But she looked a little flustered and said to me, "No, I think it's footsteps." Now we can't sleep.

In the dark room, I got up the courage to sit up, heard the sound of "clicking" again, and felt that I was in this room, so I stood on the bed and wanted to turn on the light. I just stood up, my feet were not sticky, and a black shadow passed by my feet, scaring me to sit on the bed! ! ! It turned out to be ... a super big gray mouse.

The deer said: This is the worst time that Phuket was hacked.

So, what wonderful things did you encounter during your trip? Please leave a message below ~

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