Some very advanced homophonic jokes in Zhihu.

Some very advanced homophonic jokes in Zhihu- 1 The wechat group of rabbit and bear was dissolved. Little bear chats privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

2. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

I have to rely on threats to do anything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so there was no door at Xiao Ming's house.

6. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

7. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

8. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

9. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who should I send the selfie to?

10. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

1 1. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, close it. Did you hear that? Make up.

12. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed" the duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

13. If Cai Yuan pays, go to Huang Ting to get it.

14. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

15. What about being tall? Don't you just want to bend down and talk to me when you meet me?

16. Even I don't love it. What do you love about Qiyi?

17. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

18. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't know if I love it or not, but I like it a little!

19. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

20. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

Some very advanced homophonic jokes in Zhihu II 2 1. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the queen mother asked, "Is your son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

22. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

23. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

24. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

25. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

26. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

27. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

29. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

30. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

3 1. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

32. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

33. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. Drink up and sigh. Sour drinks!

I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering the snake every day.

35. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

36. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

37. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

38. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

39. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

40. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

Advanced humorous homophonic jokes recommendation

Advanced humorous homophonic jokes (1) 1. When the emperor came back from a private visit, the queen mother asked, "Is my son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

2. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.

It's so hot that we will get to know each other.

If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

6. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

7. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

10. My uncle beheaded and became fierce because he became a vulture.

1 1. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

12. The children's chocolate melted on the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you very much.

13. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, it is a beautiful woman in a messy room.

14. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

15. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

16. Once upon a time, there was a duckling. It's short. It's called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

17. Mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair do you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

18. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

19. It is said that when Lu Da hung his willow upside down, the flowers beside him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

20. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Why laugh at others if you don't say anything?"

Advanced humorous homophonic jokes (2) 2 1. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

22. If you can't find the mixing tool when milking, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there is something to prove it: the key is to milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

23. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

24. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

25. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

26. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

27. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

28. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

29. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

30. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

3 1. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

32. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.

The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I eat when I am not hungry.

34. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

37. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

Xiao Ming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".

39.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

40. Yang is poisoned and Ouyang Feng is detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

Advanced humorous homophonic jokes (Chapter 3) 4 1. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is gone. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

42. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

43. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

44. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife who suffered from kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

45. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

46. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

47. It's raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't go, don't go.

48. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.

49. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

50. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

5 1. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

52. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

53. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

54. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it is often said that you are so thin.

56. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

57. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

58. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?

59. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

60. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. So this is called eating children's cheese.

Some humorous jokes woven with life jokes.

Some humorous jokes made of life jokes into homophonic stalks-1. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even rubbed out the grandmother mud.

Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

3. What about being tall? Don't you want to bend down and talk to me when you meet me?

4. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and called Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

5. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

6. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his mobile phone.

7. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

8. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

9. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

10. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl, "Although I just kept itching, the little dragon girl was blinded." Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

1 1. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

12. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

13. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

14. A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

15. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

16. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

17. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

18. The clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

Some humorous jokes written with the homonym of life joke II 19. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mommy, what are you laughing at?" Mother slapped her.

20. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

2 1. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was a louder wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried after eating it. It turns out that this is an oyster.

22. One day, the elephant ate a lot of ice cream, and the more he ate, the more he wanted to vomit. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

23. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

24. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

25. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

26. One day, the elk got lost, so it called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" "

27. Zhuge Liang set fire to Chibi, borrowed the east wind, borrowed it eight times, and became a pig!

28. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

29. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

30. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

3 1. While I was eating, the power was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

32. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

34. When the deer takes a picture of the rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

35. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

36. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

Some humorous jokes woven into homophonic stalks with life paragraph III 37. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.

38. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

39. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

40. 100 yuan, after operation, has become a 40 yuan, perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.

4 1. People who are afraid of heights cannot go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, nor can people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day.

42. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

43. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

44. The light next to my bedroom flashed that day and I called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

45. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, it will demand compensation from Cai Yuan.

46. It is said that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are as thin as death.

47. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.

48. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

49. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

50. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

5 1. After being humiliated, Yan Zi left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "

52. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

53. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

Some humorous jokes woven into homophonic stalks with life jokes 4 55. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is mud.

56. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

57. Don't look for me when you are in love. What are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

58. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

59. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

60. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

6 1. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!

62. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

63. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

64. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. Chopsticks are sad when the bowl is dead. They said that the bowl is safe.

66. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

67. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

68. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

69. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

70. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? Still love.

Some funny homophonic sentences

Some funny homophonic sentences (I) 1. Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".

2. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

3. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "Laugh or … be very silent."

The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

6. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

8. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

9. Ugly people have objects, and beautiful women sell air conditioners.

10. If you don't even shake my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

1 1. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

12. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

13. It is raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

14. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

15. Fried eggs fell in love with poached eggs. It came downstairs with a guitar to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

16. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

17. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

18. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

19. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

20. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

Some funny homophonic sentences (below) 2 1. We can't feel the pulse of the times ourselves, and don't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

22. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

23. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

24. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

25. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

26. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

27. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

28. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

29. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

30. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

3 1. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

32. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

33. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

34. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, "Master, stop your horse quickly!" Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

35. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and couldn't stop crying when I went back. It turned out to be a silent bun!

36. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

37. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said with grievance, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

38. What are the benefits of a man being lascivious? Okay, what about you?

39. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

40. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

Some funny homophonic sentences (3) 4 1. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

42. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

43. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

45. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

46. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

47. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

48. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They separated long ago.

49. You don't even want me. What do you want? Want to die?

50. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

5 1. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

52. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

53. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl, "Although I just kept itching, the little dragon girl was blinded." Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

54. Mr Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

55. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

56. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

57. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

58. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

59. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

60. Look here. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).