Sentences to post on Moments, short and funny sentences about mood

Funny short mood sentence copywriting for Moments~, remove the ice and use all the sugar!

Funny articles

1. I have already thought about what to eat for breakfast, please come up soon

2. Is there anyone who knows cars? I recommend a hat that costs less than 2 million or two yuan. I have been so exposed while riding a bicycle recently

3. I am too fragile. I must have been a piece of seaweed in my previous life.

4. Playing games can really make you younger. Just now when I played King of Kings, they all called me a primary school student

5. Don’t think it’s boring for me to post on Moments every day. I'm very flirtatious. If you don't believe me, try it and see how cold and heartless I am.

6. Do stars count humans when they can’t sleep?

7. Come hang out with me. If I have a mouthful of food, you will have a dishwasher.

8. Even if I can’t get your people, I still want to get your emoticons!

9. Life is not just about the immediate, but also about the long-term.

10. When reality slaps you, you should give it a high-five.

11. Don’t complain if there is no beef in the beef noodles. Isn’t there no wife in the wife cake?

12. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend to be jealous and don’t let others look down on you.

13. Why pretend to be city dwellers? Nowadays, the whole world is called a village.

14. When your hair grows to your waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.

15. I never sing out of tune. I just like to sing in my own tune.

16. Why do I feel sleepy when I read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

Humorous Chapter

17. Heroes don’t ask where they come from, love comes with my speed.

18. If you have time to worry about love and love, it is better to think more about how to get rid of poverty and become rich.

19. I suggest you like me. I reply very quickly.

20. You don’t have to travel across the ocean to see me, just pay me your half-year savings in Alipay.

21. How can two people be friends if their weights are not of the same order of magnitude? They cannot even play seesaw.

22. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.

23. If you don’t try to do things beyond your capabilities, you will never grow.

24. God, can you store the rain that will fall in the past few days and pay it back to me during military training?

25. I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but look back when I hear others calling me beautiful.

26. When you enter society, you will find that you cannot fight for your parents, you can only fight for Duoduo.

27. No matter how far apart we are, my heart that cares for you will never change.

28. Every time I try to cram the Buddha, the Buddha always gives me a hard kick.

29. Don’t be too envious of your friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They may not have walked far, they just have short legs.

30. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 140 points are difficult.

31. Self-cultivation for girls to take photos: take only one selfie out of three thousand.

32. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

Humorous articles

33. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

34. There are two main points in being a human being: not letting yourself down and not wronging others.

35. Some people are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but I am different. I eat everything.

36. Please continue to shake hands with the world with enthusiasm, and also shake hands with your past self

37. Swear words are just my emotional particles and have nothing to do with my quality

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38. When you see this sentence, the person you like will like you more

39. If the money is gone, you can make it again, but if the thing is taken off the shelves, it will be gone.

40. I have a priceless car, and its name is a shopping cart.

41. Last year’s clothes are no longer worthy of this year’s temperament.

42. There are always thirty days every month when I don’t want to go to work.

43. I have confirmed with my eyes that I am a socialist overtime worker.

44. The extra classes I take now are to repay the debt I owed when I skipped classes before.

45. I want to work overtime quietly and surprise everyone.

46. Beautiful women only speak half of what they say and don’t know why.

47. Staying up late is not good for your health. It is recommended to stay up all night.

48. Only children make choices. We adults are all doing endless work.

49. In order to let the boss live the life he wants, I talk about the weather that is several degrees below zero.

50. Live an ordinary life more romantically.