About the funny story of no money, tell the funny story of no money, tell 27 sentences.

1, ugly mouth is not sweet, long danger, no money.

2. All shall be well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves.

3. It is the last word to say that you have money, and it is bragging to say that you have no money.

Xiao San, you little slut, I miss you so much that you can't sleep at night. When can I hold you in my hand? It's all because I have no money, you mistress!

The difference between having money and having no money is that those who have no money use donkeys to pull the mill, while those who have money use ghosts to push the mill.

6, the sky is gray and wild, and the son who has no money is too long.

7. My family is broke. My father is not a big boss, but I feel sorry for him, really.

8. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite. blue sky

9. Girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

10, people are hard to talk and have no money.

1 1, he is lonely, he has no money, he wanders, but I like it.

12, people have lived all their lives. Don't be too cold in winter, too hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you have no money. Smiling is better than frowning. Friends often remember, happy life!

13, rich people, poor people work hard!

14, in today's society, it is difficult for rich people to have no money.

15, when I got home in the evening, the Lu Yu robber said with trepidation, Big Brother, I just graduated from Jinqiao and can't find a job. I really have no money. The robber cried bitterly: Brother, I am from Jinqiao, too. Get a good diploma. The robber in front is also from Jinqiao. Don't worry, we won't rob our own people!

16, you are short, ugly and have no money. What else can you chase your goddess? I have a brave heart.

17, I am neither white nor beautiful nor rich, and I have no money, no power and no status.

18, rich people, poor people work hard!

19, no house, no money, no car, no looks, no figure, no temperament, no education, no diploma, no talent, no woman, no experience, no grades, no identity, no background, no creativity, no career and no death.

20. which is more pitiful, no money to spend or no one to want? Of course, there is nothing to eat!

2 1, now that money is king, it is hard to find a wife without money.

22, the wine is empty, the color is empty, and the wife walks with people; Money is empty, gas is empty, and mobile phones have no money to charge.

23. Love is a road, but friends are pigs. Many pigs are rich and can't go wrong. Don't sell pigs without money.

24. Four tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too familiar to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep.

25. The most frightening thing at present is that there is no lower limit for achievement; Social failure; People are ugly, but they are headstrong without money.

I want to marry you, but I have no money. Let's discuss it. I will pay you back on credit first.

27. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, and then I know that I have no money. . . .