What are Lu Xiaoguo’s classic lines?

Lu Xiaoguo:

1. I am not a casual person, but when I am casual, I am not a human being! Xiaoguo Zhanbao 2. I am not stubborn, I am persistent!

3. No matter how good your IQ is, it will be defeated by a brick.

4. As expected, no matter how good your skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives!

5. Wow! Love is the devil, it makes people drool!

6. Lovers really do become enemies!

7. Fortunately, I never wear underwear, otherwise people would see the color of my underwear.

8. There is no word surrender in my dictionary, because, because, there is no word in my dictionary!

9. Wow! Come back to the light!

10. Scarface, you are so abominable, I will punish you with no panties for the rest of your life~

11. It turns out that this mommy refers to the mummy’s mommy!

12. Isn’t he so hungry?

13. Little Daidai knows that it is the God of War fused together!

14. I count like this: one, two, two, three~

15. What a smart and heroic master!

16. What a heroic master with beautiful appearance and wisdom!

17. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and a bowl of soup is spread out. He raised his head to take the towel and lowered his head to wipe his crotch.

18. Lu Xiaoguo: Orange Liuxiang, you also fell here.

Orange Liuxiang: Yes, what a coincidence.

19. Orange Liuxiang: Have you never seen the movie "Spirited Away"?

Lu Xiaoguo: I have only seen the Variety of Robots.

20. Lu Xiaoguo: I planted this mountain and opened this road. If you want to cross this road, leave the money to buy the road!

Cheng Liuxiang: Lu Xiaoguo, this is what the villain said!

1. I am not a salted fish, but a dead fish!

2. I am smiling towards the sky with my horizontal sword, leaving my liver and gallbladder intact.

3. As the saying goes, one cannot be subdued by force, and one cannot be lascivious by wealth. As a top student at Jelly Academy, the disciple of Abbot Crazy Qingyang, and the leading actor of Fruit Treasure Attack, I, Chengliuxiang, will never succumb to the power of the enemy!

4. Ah, then I might as well call you grandma!

5. Granduncle-Oh, no, sister!

6. As expected of Dongfang seeking defeat, he really seeks defeat!

7. If there is a 50% profit, Pineapple Blowing Snow will take risks; if there is a 100% profit, he will dare to trample on all laws in the world; if there is a 300% profit, he will He dared to challenge any enemy, even risking being hanged.

8. Teacher...oh, sister...

Pineapple Blowing Snow: 1. My pineapple blowing snow is not snow, but blood! It's the blood on my sword!

2. Arrogance also requires ability! And I happen to have it!

3. You’re welcome, you just need to give me a discount.

4. If God wants you to perish, he will first make you crazy.

5. If you want to thank me, then give it a discount!

6. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives.

7. What's yours is mine, and what's mine...is also mine.

8. Women are like clothes, change them regularly!

9. Gold is precious, and fund prices are higher. For the sake of freedom, you can throw away both~~

10. Orange Liuxiang, if you die so quickly, who will pay me the tuition and fees you owe me?

11. Integrity? How much does it cost per pound?

12. I have known for a long time that I am handsome!

13. Oh, dignity, how much does it cost per pound?

14. Why am I always the one who gets hurt?

15. Your mother is so creative!

16. This is like using a juicer to squeeze our blood!

Collaboration lines:

1. The first episode of "Fruit Attack", a revised version of "Thousands of Miles Away" recited with the soundtrack

Lihua Shi: I will send you away , Thousands of miles away, you are silent and black and white.

Pineapple Chuixue: Investment failed, the stock market was in disaster, and she still owed loan sharks.

Lihua Shi: I send you away from the end of the world, are you still there?

Pineapple Chuixue: Lehman is not here, the bull market is not here, use a knife to pay off the debt!

2. Episode 13 "Chocolate Factory"

Myolie Wu: Please God, please God. We were all very sad. The whole village was broken up and everyone was turned into chocolate candies, and everyone died tragically.

Pineapple Blowing Snow: Who is so excessive and so cruel to you? Fortunately, we are still there. I am the cruelest against my enemies.

Myolie Wu: A gangster can also be a king, a ruthless and cross-eyed wolf. The whole village, old and young, was killed. Just now, I was killed.

3. Episode 17 "Papaya Milk Processing Factory"

Background: Cheng Liuxiang and others secretly came to the prison guard's office and saw the guards playing mahjong

Warden A: Be careful, I have already listened to the cards (everyone is sweating)

Papaya Boy (whispering): When I escaped, they were already playing mahjong

Pineapple Blowing Snow: Isn’t it? The fight won’t last until now, right?

Lu Xiaoguo: Oh? Pineapple Chuixue, don’t you guys who play mahjong have been playing for so long?

Pineapple Blowing Snow: No, I never play mahjong

Warden A: Hu tiles! Big Four Joy, four bars, one word, four dark carvings, flowers blooming on the bars, wonderful hands rejuvenating, not asking for help, circle wind carving, door wind carving. Wow! After so many times, I don’t know how to forget it

Pineapple Fubuki: How stupid! The Great Fourth Happiness is eighty-eight times, add the four bars eighty-eight times, add the word one color sixty-four times, add the four secret carvings sixty-four times, bloom on the bars eight times, add the magic hand to rejuvenate eight times, do not ask for help eight times, circle the wind Four times of engraving, plus two times of door wind engraving, the total is three hundred and thirty-four times! None of this will count. . .

Lu Xiaoguo: Oh? Pineapple Chuixue, didn’t you say that you never play mahjong?

Pineapple Fubuki: Yes, I don’t play mahjong. But I really like to study this kind of national quintessence~~~

4. (1) Pineapple Xiaowei: Chuixue, please leave me alone. A true hero should not be delayed by the personal affairs of his children. You hurry up and go, there are thousands of compatriots outside who need you.

Pineapple Chuixue: But, Xiaowei, do you know that to me, thousands of compatriots are not as good as you.

Pineapple Xiaowei: What did you say? Idiot, you big idiot.

Pineapple Blowing Snow: Xiaowei! (Singing) There is a beautiful little girl, her name is Xiaowei...

(2) Xiaowei: Chuixue! Let go, let go!

Fubuki: No, I can let go of the whole world, but I just can’t let you go!

5. Episode 22 "Weird Watermelon City" - "When Love Is a Past"

Miss Watermelon: Don't mention the past, life has been full of storms. Even though I don't want to transform, there are always people forcing me: squeezing me in so that the transformation will continue every day. Just stop asking about my body.

Pineapple Fubuki: Transforming it is a difficult and dizzying problem. Transformers may be able to do it, but it's not easy for you. You have never really deformed, because I always believe: a watermelon should be round, not a square.

"Why don't you understand?" "Don't say I don't understand!"

"A round watermelon is too ordinary." "Absolutely not ordinary!"

Miss Watermelon: One day you will know that deformed watermelons can be sold to the nouveau riche.

"But you are in too much pain." "Life is already too fast."

Miss Watermelon: I am so scared that my eyes are always filled with tears.

Cheng Liuxiang: Don’t believe him, he is a philandering pineapple head!

6. Episode 25 "Dream Lover"

Fake pear poem: Fubuki, what are you doing? Do you want to avoid me?

Pineapple Blowing Snow: Because I look hateful.

Fake pear poem: No! You are beautiful and delicious.

Pineapple Chuixue: Because I bought a large amount of Lehman mini-bonds, I am now completely penniless.

Fake pear poem: No, you are in debt because you have the courage to try.

Pineapple Blowing Snow: I, I am a philistine, uneducated and a philistine.

Fake pear poem: No, you are romantic, suave, knowledgeable, talented, and have many girlfriends, just to help them enrich their lives and experience.

7. Episode 26, "I have to rely on myself" = "I rely on myself!"

Pineapple Blowing Snow: Master Wuji, if you don't stop, I will have to rely on myself. .

Master Wuji: Humph, on your own? Damn it?

Pineapple Fubuki: Damn it! Cut more jackfruit!