Seek funny cross talk

I'd like to recommend the crosstalk "The Voice of Color Ring Back Tone" in the Spring Festival Evening of 2007, which lasts about seven minutes.

It is fashionable and famous.

Performer: Wu Bin Li Weijian

Wu: Happy New Year, ladies and gentlemen! Our brothers are here to pay a New Year call to you! I wish you all the best: smooth sailing, two dragons taking off, three sheep opening Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six six great harmony, seven stars shining high, wealth in all directions, 99 in one, complete. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, golden sweetness, enter a happy dream and enter a new year, and spend every day happily! Thank you, thank you! Thank you very much (Blow a kiss)

Li: Is it over?

Wu: OK.

Li: I didn't see you panting.

Wu: Of course.

Li: That's a long tone.

Wu: That's right.

Li: Breathe through your cheeks.

Wu: Huh? And a monster. That's Kung Fu.

Li: I think you are wasting your time.

Wu: What's the matter?

Li: The New Year is always so happy.

Wu: What's wrong with this?

Li: You can exchange it for something fashionable.

Wu: What is the popularity of this New Year greeting?

Li: Have you heard of it?

Wu: You can still pay a New Year call.

Li: Just now, I called a friend's mobile phone, and his ringtone is the content of New Year's greetings.

Wu: Then how does he worship?

Li: Hey, hey, hey.

Wu: You startled me.

Li: (nunchakus) I am happy when you call me a friend. During the New Year, you and I exchange greetings. This is a courtesy call. I'm fashionable. I'm great. It's my signature to pay New Year's greetings with color ring tones. On the day you rode your bike, you took your mobile phone and listened to me how to pay New Year greetings.

Wu: Then how do you worship?

Li: How to worship, how to worship, I wish you all physical and mental comfort, how to worship, how to worship, I wish you all rich, rich, rich, hey.

Wu: How can we make a fortune?

Li: Use nunchakus, huh, huh, huh.

Wu: This is robbing the road. Yeah, yeah, this ringtone is really lively.

Li: It should be said that the appearance of color ring tones has changed our lives.

Wu: Can it change your life?

Li: Of course.

Wu: What is your basis?

Li: Take my parents for example.

Wu: What happened to them?

Li: In the past, the old couple had nothing to say.

Wu: Yes, I have lived for decades. Where can I say so much?

Li: My mother has called my father every day since I received this ringtone.

Wu: Why?

Li: Just to listen to his ringtone.

Wu: What's the content of your father's ringtone?

Li: Very interesting.

Wu: Let's listen.

Li: What is a daughter-in-law? Just eight words. She is very angry and angry in public. To find such a master, you have to get up at three o'clock in the morning to get ready to be scolded, go home at seven o'clock in the evening to wait for being beaten, and kneel down to rub the washboard after going to the toilet, which is very respectful.

Wu: Ouch.

Li: As soon as she comes in, no matter what happens, you must tell others that I like you to hit me, dear! (I like the way you hit me, dear) A real tracheitis cavity, twice as good. Let her scold you if it's okay, and let her hit you if it's okay. After the brothers around him were beaten, they either bought safflower oil or Yunnan Baiyao. I want to buy painkillers. Hey, I'm embarrassed to say hello to others.

Wu: Oh dear.

Li: How much do you think such a wife will cost you a day? I think it will cost you two thousand dollars. Two thousand dollars? That's the second marriage! Starting from the first wedding with four gold dollars, it's not too expensive, and there's no discount. You have to study the psychology of men's tofu in choosing a mate. He is willing to pay 2000 dollars a day for his wife to call, and he doesn't care about paying another 2000 dollars. Do you know what a successful person is? When looking for a wife, I just want to be beaten, not gentle.

Wu: Isn't this a bitch? This! Your father's ringtone is really humorous.

Li: Speaking of humor, none of our friends here can match your ringtone.

Wu: That's true.

Li: I dialed his mobile phone.

Wu: Listen to our ringtones.

Li: I dropped my mobile phone in the river! I dropped my mobile phone in the river! I dropped my mobile phone in the river! Hey, I fell into the river. I also fell into the river to get my mobile phone. Here you are (Ussuri Boat Song)

Wu: How interesting. This.

Li: Interesting, but interesting. Your mobile phone has been falling into the river. Are you using parallel imports?

Wu: You just used parallel imports. This is very interesting.

Li: Fun is not important. You can download some fashionable things.

Wu: Is it popular? be

Li: Is there?

Wu: My wife's color ring tones are very popular. That's it. I will send you thousands of miles away. Are you still there? Where does the piano sound energy come from? Life and death are hard to guess. You have to wait all your life.

Li: Come on, stop singing, your daughter-in-law will leave you a thousand miles away soon.

Wu: How to speak? this is ...

Li: I don't know. Your daughter-in-law is not the ringtone at all.

Wu: I downloaded it myself. Why not this?

Li: Look, I have it with me.

Wu: Which one of us is fighting?

Li: Last night, I called your daughter-in-law's cell phone, and she rang her cell phone. . .

Wu: Wait a minute, wait a minute. What mobile phone did you call my daughter-in-law at midnight?

Li: Am I right?

Wu: What?

Li: No, no, I called you conveniently. Your mobile phone is dead, so it's transferred to your daughter-in-law's mobile phone.

Wu: You have made it clear. What's the content of this ringtone she changed to now?

Li: This is called Da Jang Jin jiaozi.

Wu: Dae Jang Jin jiaozi?

Li: You haven't heard of it?

Wu: No.

Li: I will give it to you.

Wu: Then let's listen.

Li: (in the tone of Dae Jang-jin) How can you do this to jiaozi?

Wu: jiaozi?

Li: No, no, no,

Wu: What happened to this Dae Jang Geum?

Li: Before wrapping jiaozi, you should know the physical condition and preferences of people who eat jiaozi before deciding what stuffing to wrap.

Wu: What do you need to find out?

Li: You have to ask.

Wu: What did you ask?

Li: Excuse me, Ms. Shang Hong, do you have a sore throat? Excuse me, Madam Shanggong, are you wearing false teeth today? Excuse me, Mrs. Shang, are you suffering from cervical discomfort? If you don't know what a neck is and what a spine is, you won't know which is a spine and which is a neck. So, do you know anything about cervical vertebrae, cervical vertebrae, cervical vertebrae and the cervical vertebrae of Shanggong Niangniang?

Wu: What a mess? What are you doing with the palace empress, busy with your sex?

Li: The most important step is to cook jiaozi. Be sure to pay attention

Wu: What?

Li: Don't cook jiaozi.

Wu: Right.

Li: If it is boiled, that means.

Wu: What do you mean?

Li: The fire is big, the fire is big, the fire is too big, the fire is big, and the jiaozi is broken, so it can't be eaten. The stuffing is both inside and outside. That's jiaozi.

Wu: It's all like this.

Li: Noodles are inside and stuffing is outside. That's pizza.

Wu: How about pizza?

Li: jiaozi is cooked, so you must eat it.

Wu: What do you suggest?

Li: Let me eat stuffing.

Wu: What about me?

Li: Just eat the skin.

Wu: Let me eat the skin?

Li: You don't have to pick your teeth when you eat skin.

Wu: Nonsense.

Li: We are full. Don't be idle.

Wu: Why?

Li: Wash the dishes quickly.

Wu: OK, I have to wash the dishes.

Li: Brush, brush, brush, oh, brush, brush, brush, brush. . .

Wu: Is this Dae Jang Geum jiaozi?

Li: I took a bath this morning.

Wu: Does it make sense?