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"The Crazy Are Not Crazy"

Prologue

Narration: (Music In) This is a story that takes place in a lunatic asylum.

[The lights gradually turn on, special sound effects come in, and the prologue ends]

Act 1

[A transvestite enters, wearing a European knight costume, Handsome]

Transvestite: (as Romeo) Shh! Don't wake up this night. The brilliance by the window tapped my heart and told me the name of love. Oh, Juliet, don't let sorrow drown the starlight in your eyes. Oh, angel of light! Because I am looking up at you in this night, just like a mortal in this world, opening his eyes in ecstasy, looking at an angel with wings, riding white clouds slowly across the sky.

Star Dream: (as Juliet) Oh, Romeo. Only your name is my enemy. Names are inherently meaningless. If Romeo had changed his name, his loveliness would not have changed at all, just as a rose never changes its fragrance. Romeo, drop your name. I am willing to use my whole heart to compensate you for the empty name outside of your body.

[The transvestite turns around and takes out the rose]

Transvestite: Oh, Juliet. Then I will listen to you. If you call me love, then from now on, I will never be called Romeo again.

[Looking at each other affectionately, holding hands. Bow, step down]

(Opening music enters)

[Narrator: Do you think this is the story of "Romeo and Juliet"? Star dream, science geek, passerby, transvestite (changing costumes), mushroom appearance]

All actors: Of course not! [Performance of "Military Song of the Chinese People's Liberation Army" (Forward...Strength)]

Transvestite (stretching out her jade hand): Look... [Doctor, head nurse, and nurse come on stage. Seeing Qing Yi singing in full swing, he suddenly struck him behind him. The whole place was silent except for Cinderella who continued to sweep the floor. ]

Doctor: Please tell me to be normal. [The patients disperse, the doctor, head nurse, and nurses line up in a row and bow. Background music "Hallelujah"]

Head nurse: "The lunatic asylum welcomes all comers" has been established for N years. In the long history, our hospital has gone through the baptism of time and the test of time. "No one is turned away from the lunatic asylum" based on the hospital philosophy of "crazy people get crazier, and those who are not crazy are also crazy", work hard and strive to improve. Our hospital has a beautiful environment and complete facilities. It is a good place for you to travel at home, sightsee and have fun.

(Sound effect "yawn" enters...)

Head nurse (attitude suddenly changed, from gentle to strong): Do you think it's easy for me? [The nurse pushes up the chair and the head nurse sits down] I think back then, I was also a flower in this small town. Who knew that God was jealous of Hongyan and abandoned this delicate little flower like me here. (Wiping tears) When will the bright moon come? I ask the blue sky for my wine. I don’t know what year it is in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back... (Exit) [The actors followed his performance and watched him go]

Nurse: Hum, start calling the names. Star dream.

Star Dream: Please call me Marilyn Dream. I will be a shining star in the Hollywood house. (Transforms into Sailor Moon) How dare you deceive the girl's heart! Sailor Moon in Sailor Uniform of love and justice——Sailor Moon! I will act on behalf of Moon and destroy you all!

Nurse: (helpless) Science freak.

Science freak: Listen, listen, listen, listen! (Holds a leaf) Do you hear the heartbeat of the chloroplasts? Boom, boom, boom, boom... (walk away)

Nurse: Little Goo.

(Mushroom squatted aside with a black umbrella, motionless.)

Doctor: Why didn’t Xiao Hu call?

Mushroom: (Slowly turning his head to the doctor) How can mushrooms talk? (The crow flies) Doctor, are you a mushroom too? (The crow flies over again)

Nurse (goes around to the front): There is no such thing as a madman in the world. The more you are forced to do something, the more you become a madman.

Act 2

[On a night when owls hoot, a transvestite prepares to escape with a package on his back. ]

Science freak: Ah, on this beautiful night. I seemed to hear the sound of hydrogen explosion, bang! How wonderful. (Thunder)

Transvestite: Hush! I want to run away. (Sneaking, looking left and right)

Science freak: What? !

Transvestite: I said, I want to run away. (lower voice)

Science freak: What rice? ! (Loud on purpose) You want to run away? !

Celebrity Dream: Mr. Evil Picture Wants to Escape? oh, dear!oh,my dear.oh,oh,oh,my dear!

Transvestite: Let’s run away with me, fight for freedom together, and realize your dreams!

Celebrity Dream: Dream? What a word that makes people think of it. (Looking up and dreaming) Do you know my dream? My dream... (music starts) My dream is to be on Broadway. There is a feast of lights and feasting, a ten-mile foreign market, a lively atmosphere, and a lively singing stage. The gentleman and the lady smiled at each other, hooked their arms and danced gracefully. Her eyes are full of tenderness, and the red wine becomes even more ambiguous under the light. (Dancers come on stage) I can sing the songs I want to sing and dance the dances I want to dance.

[Star Dream Jazz Dance "Fly me to the moon"

Poets often use many words

To say a simple thing

It takes thought and time and rhyme

To make a poem sing

With music and words I've been playing

For you I have written a song< /p>

To be sure that you'll know what I'm saying

I'll translate as I go along

Fly me to the moon

And let me play among the stars

won't you let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words: Hold my hand!

In other words: Darling kiss me!

Fill my heart with song,

And let me sing forever more

Cause you are all long for all I worship and adore

In other words: Please be true!

In other words: I love you!

In other words: Please be true !

In other words: I love you!]

Science freak: My dream is to stay with them all day long. Enjoy the grace of oxygen and the comfort of nitrogen. Feel the reward of friction and listen to the energetic chant of your small intestine. [The science fanatic kisses his beaker and test tube crazily]

Celebrity Dream: So what is Mr. Gray’s dream?

Transvestite: Of course...world peace! (

[The science geek plays Tang Seng. The transvestite plays Wukong. Wukong carries Tang Seng on his back, and the song Journey to the West plays]

Tang Seng: Wukong. Do you know? People are human beings. Monsters are born of monsters. When we regard people as being born of monsters and monsters as being born of human mothers, then people are no longer born of human beings, and monsters are no longer monsters. Mom gave birth to it.

Wukong: Who gave birth to it?

Tang Seng: I gave birth to it.

(The wedding march sounded, Tang Monk and Wukong walked side by side, waving to everyone. The music stopped.)

Transvestite: It’s just that I can’t even get out of here, where is the chance to protect world peace? ?

Science freak: It’s like the oxygen has been replaced by ammonia. My copper sulfate is crying, and the blue color slowly settles, making me breathless. Every nerve in my body seems to have undergone an oxidation reaction, producing new substances, which makes me desperate.

Celebrity dream: They always laugh at me for daydreaming. However, life is not just because of life. Is it true that dreams are more colorful?

Transvestite: So, let’s escape together ("Symphony of Destiny"), accompanied by the transvestite's "Escape". The dream of being a star makes me excited)

Narration (doctor): Which room is that still not sleeping? If you don’t want to sleep, come down and do some exercises!

(The music starts, and the atmosphere becomes dull and sad. )

Star dream: In fact, I also know that a dream is always a dream. If you want it to become a reality, you need to put in more efforts. However, some people seem to forget to paint a beautiful picture for themselves. Dreams, let this soft thing touch their lives. They begin to become blind and life becomes rigid.

Transvestite: When love evolves into the pursuit of interests, it is also lost.

Scientific fanatic: Sometimes, simple stubbornness, rebellion and revolutionary spirit are not the embodiment of reason. They contain impulse and influence the judgment of thinking in a high-sounding manner. , blindly surrender, and become a slave to freedom. Fighting for it, struggling for it, but in the end we find it is an empty dream. We need to think too much about what is the real dream, the real love, the real love. Free.

Mushroom: I am a mushroom, mushroom, mushroom...

Science Man: The lights are going to roar.

[The lights dim, Star Dream, Cinderella, and the Science Madman exit. Mushroom is still sitting in the corner.

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Act 3 (final act)

Narrator: This is the same dream for everyone, including you and me.

(All actors dance together)

——End of the play——