Seek all routes of crazy tour group! ..... come on, don't be a single paragraph, be sure to be quick, and things will pay off. You need all the lines!

Otoko: Who is the "all gone" of the emergency assembly? Who! Attention! Attention! Count off! 、

Everyone: one, two, three, four wastes,

Otoko: Who?

Zhang: I ~

Otsuka: What's wrong with the loser? Five in English should be pronounced five.

Zhang: Waste.

Otoko: Five.

Zhang: Fee.

Ayoko: You useless thing. Pinyin: h w I love five

Zhang: He loves five people.

Ayoko: That's right! Re - calculation

Everyone: one two three four five six seven

Otoko: Whose 7?

Fat ya: My 7.

Ayoko: Come out! Why are you so depressed? People are fluent in English. When I came to you, you had an Arabic numeral. Why can't you speak English?

Fat ya: I won't talk about it.

Ayoko: Do you want to learn? Huh? We are all tourists, so we must learn some foreign languages around the world. Go home and study hard, okay?

Fat ya: Yes, er.

Otoko: What time is it? Just go to the night market (er) to see how fat you are. Do not go to the emergency room.

Fat ya: Yes, er.

Otoko: Still going?

Fat ya: No.

Ayoko: Then where to go?

Fat ya: Huaguoshan Road

Dachengzi: You are not allowed to go to Huaguoshan Road either. Get down.

Fat ya: Yes, er.

Ayoko: Say it again.

Fat ya: You can only say yes, but you won't let me.

Cheng Zi: I just got a call, er. It's no use talking to him, and he won't look at me. This call is very important. This is a first-class 40-member tour group ... I have the confidence to take him down.

Zhang Xiaofei: Yes ~ ~

Otoko: Who leaked the news? Who said anything about it?

Zhang: I said.

Ayoko: Speak louder. See if you look like a thief. Are you confident of winning the job?

Everyone: Yes.

Ayoko: Yes.

Wang Jinlong: Boss, the economy is coming.

Otoko: Is there an economy in it?

Wang Jinlong: Last year, we arrested one in the Public Security Bureau.

Everyone said: it? ...: inside? ..... what? …

Ayoko: So-and-so. Is it in trouble again?

Everyone: no, no, no, no.

Ayoko: No, no, no,no. Why is he here again?

Wang Jinlong: I don't know.

Zhang: The boss does. No, let's run.

Otoko: Stop! ! If anyone dares to run, I will never take him back to play er again. Didn't last year's cases all be closed?

Everybody: Yes, yes, yes, yes. ...

Otoko: What is there to be afraid of? Don't I have all the keys? See how I deal with him.

Everyone: OK, OK. ..

Ayoko: What's there to be afraid of?

Zhang Jingji: Big orange! Big orange ~

Dachengzi: Zhang Economy

Zhang Jingji: Big orange.

Dacheng zi; Zhang Jing, ah ah.

Zhang Jingji: Big boy, let bygones be bygones. Now, I have formed a tour group er, and I am doing this for the first time. Er really has no experience. I hope you can cooperate. Just called the er tour group of 40 people.

Dachengzi: There are so many tour groups in Henan. If you don't come to me, you have to come to me. You face me alone.

Zhang Jingji: I won't say anything about you. I sincerely look forward to your cooperation. In this way, after the 40-person tour fee is earned back, it will all belong to us. You will keep 8 and I will keep 2.

Dacheng zi; Excuse me. Excuse me. If you say so, you have found the right person.

Everyone: Go and listen. ..

Dachengzi: I dare say that the service provided by our big orange tour group is snake service.

Zhang Jingji: What?

Dachengzi: Generally speaking, it is one-stop service, which makes tourists have fun and we make fun. Right?

Zhang: Yes! ! ! !

Ayoko: Why are you listening here? The emergency room is here.

Zhang: Boss, I didn't hear you. I'm here to ask you how to spell the pinyin of waste.

Ayoko: You little punk. Uh, Hui Aiwu.

Zhang: Right.

Dachengzi: This English is all elite.

Zhang Jingji: Orange, let's talk about the price first.

Otoko: The price depends on which level you want tourists to go. Different grades will lead to different prices.

Zhang Jingji: Ah. Still grading er

Da Chengzi: Speaking of * * *, there are three grades. The first level is to let tourists come smiling ... and go crying. ...

The second grade is to let tourists come with a smile ... walk with a smile ... and cry when they get home ... The third grade is advanced, to let tourists come with a smile, walk with a smile, come again with a smile, and finally cry with a smile. Just like him.

……………….

Long face: He is too strong to take medicine.

Zhang Jingji: Juzijun, is it possible for your team to be a tour guide?

Otoko: Is that all right? I dare say that our big orange tour groups are all elites, and everyone has been complained by tourists.

Zhang Jingji: Forget it. Have been complained by tourists. Can we use such a person?

Ayoko: You don't understand this, do you? Not being complained by tourists proves that you don't rely on tourists to make money. Give it to me. I don't want him.

Zhang Jingji: Oh ~ ~ Aye! ! Then how do they make money from tourists?

Ayoko: Er ... this thing is hard to say, so I'd better experience it myself. You can be a tourist and I'll be your guide. Let our elite team provide VIP service for you.

Zhang Jingji: OK.

Ayoko: Do you have any money?

Zhang Jingji: Yes!

Ayoko: Then let's play er.

Dachengzi: Orange Jun's tour group is about to set sail. Come here, come here ... Where do you want to go?

Zhang Jingji: I want to go to Huaguoshan.

Dachengzi: Well, the 24-hour terror tour of Huaguoshan officially set sail!

Zhang Jingji: Hey .. Hey, no, we traveled for fun. What kind of horror trip do you have? Who dares come?

Ayoko: You just don't understand tourists. Tourists like to look for excitement! Some like rock climbing, some like bungee jumping, some like skiing, and some can't play well with their legs.

Zhang Jingji: Oh ~ ~

Ayoko: Listen to me. Arrange the missed big truck!

Yao Zhang: Er ~ I'm here, boss.

Cheng Zi: Is the big truck ready?

Yao Zhang: Yes, let's go! If I can't leave, I'll close the road and buy it at a high price.

Zhang Jingji: Oh, my God, what's going on?

Otoko: Book a flight instead!

Yao Zhang: Uh, no.

Zhang Jingji: Do you still need to fly from Shenyang to Tieling?

Yao Zhang: Val, what are you talking about, dear? We all took off from Lianyungang airport, bought return tickets in Beijing and flew back to Lianyungang airport from Beijing. When we came back, the snow had almost melted. We can let tourists go to Huaguo Mountain by bus, ok ~ dear?

Zhang Jingji: Are you fucking spinning, baby?

Zhang Jingji and Da Chengzi: Whispering with each other ... (The plane ticket price is a little higher. )

Zhang Jingji: Aha ~ ~ You still have experience. Money is earned, but will tourists be satisfied?

Dachengzi: Hey, hey ~ Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just caused you traffic inconvenience. Now that we are in Huaguoshan, we will arrange an authentic Korean food for you, all of which are Korean. Serve ~!

Jiao Jiao: Anihasai sometimes goes. I'm a waiter from Korea, Smecta. My Korean name is Si Shun Smecta. Do you want to eat dried bean curd smecta, shuttle soup smecta or Korean rice smecta?

Zhang Jingji: Hehe ... Is he a Korean waiter or a Japanese waiter?

Dachengzi: He is Smecta, a waiter from China, Japan and Korea.

Jiao Jiao: Take your time, big brother.

Dachengzi: Actually, it belongs to Huaguoshan, hehe. Have you finished eating ~?

Zhang Jing: I'm full.

Dachengzi: This tourist has had enough to eat and drink. We are going to the scenic spot. Well, follow my little flag and look ahead. The shopping street in Huaguoshan is just ahead.

Zhang Jingji: Well, we're going to see the scenic spots after dinner. What are you doing in this shopping street?

Marxism: You don't understand this. What is the tourist's heart? They sleep when they get on the bus, pee when they get off the bus, faint when they get to the scenic spot, and know nothing when they get home. Do you know what can evoke memories? It's those souvenirs.

Leader: You don't understand this. What is the psychology of tourists? When they get on the bus, they sleep. They got off the bus and took pictures while peeing at the scenic spot. When they got home, they knew nothing but remembered. Do you know what this is?

Zhang Jing: What?

Leader: Those souvenirs.

Zhang Jingji: Ah ~ ~ Don't be serious.

Leader: Let's go.

Fat ya: Brother, buying ginseng is not authentic. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Zhang Jingji: Your ginseng is so big.

Fat ya: No hormones, Wang Shen.

Zhang Jingji: You can forget it, Wang Shen. I don't know radish yet.

Long face: iron,

Zhang Jingji: Ahahahaha

Long face: What brings you here?

Zhang Jing: Who is it?

Zhang Jingji: Ah.

Long face: are you from the northeast, where in the northeast, and where in the northeast?

Zhang Jing: From Shenyang.

Long face: I guess it's your father's? I guess it belongs to your father?

Zhang Jingji: You are also in Shenyang, alas, my mother and fellow villagers.

Long face: I'm from Heilongjiang

Zhang Jingji: Ah, you are also a tourist ~ ~

Long face: I'm not here to travel. I'm here to sell myself. Do you think I am sexy?

Zhang Jingji: Ah, hahaha, alas, selling ginseng there.

Long face: Can there be anything good for you?

Fat ya: Brother, will you still buy my ginseng?

Long face: Tie Zi, I tell you, you must pay attention to what the ginseng seller looks like. Look at your brother and me, pure ginseng. Look at our bodies, pure ginseng. Dude, I grew up from a snack ginseng. Do you believe that she grew up eating ginseng? If you say that she grew up eating ginseng, I believe it.

Fat ya: Brother, I'm telling you, he's really right. You really have to judge people because they are thin. If you look at his ginseng, it is malnutrition. If you look at me again, I will plant that kind of ginseng, which is as nutritious as my body. At most, he can sell a pair of shoe pads. Look how similar his face is.

Long face: Who are you talking about? You are a big white radish. You don't know.

Fat ya: What are you doing, er ~ er, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing!

Long face: alas, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Fat ya: You bastard!

Dachengzi: Big sister, big sister, big sister. Calm down, second sister, calm down, calm down.

Long face: Oh, my God, no, no, no card. All because of you, alas, all because of you.

Zhang Jingji: I'll buy ginseng. Get up. I'll buy it.

Long face: Did you buy ginseng? Oops ~ ~?

Fat ya: Get up, they bought ginseng.

Zhang: Hey, where did you buy ginseng?

Zhang Jingji: OK, I'll buy ginseng. I buy

Long face: What about the money?

Zhang Jingji: What?

Long face: What about the money?

Zhang Jing: How much is it?

Big face: sell it to others for 20 and ask you for 80.

Zhang Economy: Wild Ginseng?

Long face: pure ginseng

Zhang Jingji: OK, change. ..

Long face: Oh dear? ~ ~ ~ Oops ~ ~ Oops ~ ~ Okay, here you go.

Long face. Fat ya: Haha!

Fat ya: Hehe ~ One person is half, one person is half.

Zhang Jingji: Big orange.

Ayoko: Ah.

Zhang Jingji: I look at it now. It's really not easy except to do a little business.

Otoko: Who is easy to fool?

Jiang Yishan: A travel friend.

Ayoko: Ah, here we are.

Jiang Yishan: This is the scenic spot. Look at the first scenic spot, Zhang Jingji 00.

Zhang: It's worth it. You can tell at a glance. I just got out.

Jiang Yishan: Look at the second scenic spot. Er is 200.

Zhang: Great! I was dazzled before I came out. Hehe ~ Right

Jiang Yishan: Look at the third scenic spot. Er is 250.

Zhang: Yes, not 250. I won't come out until someone goes in.

Zhang Jingji: Let's go to that big orange.

Jiang Yishan: Slow down.

Zhang Jing: Huh?

Ayoko: Buy a ticket!

Zhang Jingji: Huh?

Ayoko: Buy a ticket, buy a ticket! Money!

Zhang Jingji: Ah. Rich ... here

He Zhang: OK, let's go.

Otoko: The 24-hour terror tour is over. Comrades, gather around.

Zhang Jingji: Wait!

Zhang: Can you slow down?

Zhang Jingji: Big orange! I tell you, if you do this, I will tell you that you are cheating tourists.

Ayoko: Are the tourists here? Are you here?

Everyone: no, no.

Zhang Jingji: Where am I? You lied to me.

Ayoko: You are not a tourist either.

Zhang Jingji: You cheated me of my money.

Ayoko: Who lied to you?

Zhang Jingji: Didn't you just say drill?

Marxism: Who told you to practice? I'm a real gun.

Zhang Jingji: Orange, if you say so, I will solemnly tell you that many people are reporting it now, and many tour groups are cheating consumers in various scenic spots. I'm an undercover who was sent to search for evidence today.

Cheng Zi: You are the only one with evidence. Everyone is my trust. Who can talk to you?

Zhang Jingji: What you just did was recorded by the camera in my pocket. Go to the public security bureau

Marxism: Who told you to record it? You violated my right to portrait. Go ahead!

Zhang Jingji: Huh?

Marxism: Did I ask you to record it? Xx, xx. Spread it!

Zhang: Take out the camera!

Zhang Economy: Delusion!

Zhang: I have practiced before you know what I do ~ ha ~ ha.

When fighting. ...

Zhang: Oh, my God, who hit me in the eye?

Ayoko: Look at Zhang Jingji! We've already done it to our own people, so stop talking about you. Guys, let's go!

Zhang Jingji: Big orange! Don't go, come with me to the public security bureau.

Ayoko: What are you doing?

Zhang: Wait a minute, District Public Security Bureau, and solve my problem first. I won't talk about the money run last year. You will pay for these two eyes this year.

Zhang Jingji: Who do you want money from?

Zhang: Suit yourself.

Zhang Jingji: How much do you want?

Zhang: Beaten money.

Zhang Jingji: I didn't ask you to help me get beaten either. You just hit me.

Male Dacheng Zi: That's not right. I was just beaten to protect you.

Zhang Jingji: You did. You were beaten. You didn't. How can you say I hit you? I didn't even hit you. It was that big orange that hit you just now. You didn't ask him for money, but you asked me for money ~! (Quick) I didn't hit you just now. You hit you with a big orange. You hit me first. I didn't ask you for money. You asked me what money I wanted!

Male Marxism: Yes, boss, you have to give me money ~

Ayoko: I'll take whatever money I want for you. The man who hit you just left. I've never done it. The man who hit you just ran away and you asked me for money. They hit him, and you asked me for the money you wanted!

Zhang: I don't care whether you call me or he calls me. If I get hit, I'll get my money!

Zhang Jingji: It's no use asking me for money to negotiate with me. Go to the public security bureau, where there is money. I'll give you money when I go to the public security bureau. 、

Marxism: I'm afraid of you when I go to the public security bureau. How much does it cost to go to the public security bureau ... (noisy ending)

Yang Bing: Alas, the money is not here. Where is my money? You all split the money and walked around. You didn't send me money or let me go. You still have to let me post more money. You asked me to ask someone for money. You all ran away. I ask people for money, whoever gives me money will give me money ~! (pointing to the end)