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Who has the lines of He Jiong's sketch Happy Travel Agency in 2004 ~ ~ Do me a favor ~!

Prose "Happy Travel Agency"

Oh, the National Day is coming. This is the tourist season. I didn't expect all the employees in our club to go to see the Golden Eagle Festival. I am the only one on duty today, and I don't know what kind of customers I will meet. This is really ... ......

Hu: 1, 2- yeah!

Tan: Hey, man!

Mr. Hu: You two are dancers, right?

Close the door: wrong! We are discoverers-wind energy explorers!

Mr. Hu: Get up, son! I haven't squatted down yet! This place is too dirty Get up, get up. We are the travel agency here. Do you want to travel?

Tan: Yes, what route can you recommend to us?

Hu: Ah! Speaking of our travel agency, there are five classic routes recently, such as this ... African route!

Tan: It's too hot!

Mr. Hu: There is this ... Asian line!

Hu: It's so vulgar!

Mr. Hu: European line!

Tan: It's too expensive!

Mr. Hu: American line!

Hu: It's too far!

Mr. Hu: There are also two poles!

Tan: It's too cold! ~

Mr. Hu: So where do you want to go?

Tan: First of all, we should leave Asia, Africa, Amazon, America, Myanmar and Oceania instead of Antarctica and return to our Asia!

He: hmm ~ ~!

Hu: I turned around and came back, didn't I? What are the specific requirements?

Hu: Don't be too cold!

Tan: Not too hot!

Hu: Don't be too dry!

Tan: Don't get too wet!

He (singing): No mountains, no water, no sea, no river, no trees, no grass, no birds!

In short, we won't go where anyone has been! Hum!

Mr. Hu: I see, I see! You two little things, I think I can only send you to the desert no man's land!

Hu: Hey! Dude.

What did you say?

Mr. Hu: Why didn't you tell me? Where did you come up with that? I tell you, I can let you go anywhere you can say!

Tan: Can Mercury go?

Hu: Can Mars go?

Tan: Can Jupiter go?

Hu: Can the moon go?

Mr. Hu: Yes! This is a travel agency, not NASA! I mean places on earth, as long as you can name them, I can let you go!

Close the door: cut! ~ ~ brag!

Hu: Hey! Don't believe me yet! Otherwise you say one, I won't believe I can't do it. Go!

Tan: We are going to a place. ......

Together: This place is full of mystery, danger and movement, because we are discoverers!

(Applause ...)

Mr. Hu: Keep clapping, they are exhausted! (Applause ...)

He (asks Hu): Do you want some water, son? All right, all right, got it! This way doesn't work here, and you can't say anything. Let's put it another way. Why don't we decide from the perspective of budget, see how much you are going to spend, and I'll work out a route for you.

H: hey! Dude, do you have the cheapest one?

H: the cheapest? Is it free?

H: hey! Male ~ ~ ~

Hu: Yeah ~ Done!

Mr. Hu: Fix what? I see, you two have no money at all!

Tan: Hey ~ man!

H: what do you mean?

We're going to Mercury, but you don't have a flight. Tourism consumption is too high, we just want to be cheap; In fact, we are not bothering you, but you can't make me happy!

He: Ah ~ ~ ~

Tan: Forget it, let's go!

Hu: Go!

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