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Guo: Thank you, big brother! You're so confident.

Yu: You're a man if you're confident?

Guo: yes. This was my son just now.

Yu: yes. Which was your son just now?

Guo: (gesturing to the right) Stand here. This is my son. That one over there doesn't count.

Yu: that's my son.

Guo: (looking backstage) No!

Yu: whatever.

Guo: his mother is poor enough. Like a big eye lamp. Chinese New Year, Beijing Deyun Society sealed the box. In fact, to be honest, this is what people say in the troupe,

Yu: people's rules.

Guo: seal the box. Seal all the boxes of singing costumes and say that this year's performance is here. If there's anything else, we'll open the box after the Spring Festival next year. We used this name, and we didn't have any boxes backstage, so we just left with a bag for each person, which was very simple. To say that the box is sealed only means that the performance of the third year is over,

in this form.

Guo: It's past 12 o'clock. Teacher Yu is an actor who stays with you for the night.

Yu: you can say that.

Guo: It's so late, and everyone hasn't left. Good. Listen to cross talk more often, which is interesting.

Yu: yes.

Guo: Crosstalk doesn't dare to talk about high-platform education. At the very least, it can persuade people to be good and teach them to learn well. I like this art form very much. I love singing, dancing and practicing. Because I am a cultural person.

Yu: You're welcome, cultural man?

Guo: yes. Dance and write,

Yu: Calligraphy

Guo: Painting, arithmetic, astronomy and geography, astrology

Yu: There are quite a few studies.

Guo: well, I've confused them all. Love painting, study at home, Mei Lan Zhu Ju, landscape figure,

Yu: full painting.

Guo: I like a great painter in the Northern Song Dynasty best.

Yu: Who is it?

Guo: Zhang Zeduan.

Yu: ouch, famous!

Guo: you know.

Yu: I know.

Guo: The painting is called Tomb Sweeping at Qingming Festival.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: He described the happy scene of these people, widows, who went to the grave to cry and mourn during the Qingming period in the Northern Song Dynasty.

Yu: Oh, what?

Guo: I am most proud of this.

Yu: what are you looking at? What about The Little Widow's Grave?

Guo: tomb sweeping day.

Yu: no. The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival.

Guo: Go to the monk for a picture?

Yu: then what are you going to do?

Guo: What's there to gain?

Yu: that's right, the picture on the river.

Guo: The picture on the river. Painting, find someone else to learn.

Yu: copy.

Guo: We really can't see it. It's in the Forbidden City.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: Let's buy that painting. Look, follow the picture. It's as real as it is.

Yu: oh, just like that?

Guo: just learn. After painting, do the old ones, send them to Panjiayuan, hang them there, and sell them to foreigners.

Yu: You are a fake painter.

Guo: Works of art are recognized by foreigners. They look good. As the years go by, they are yellow and scorched. He likes them very much.

Yu: Yes, yes.

Guo: I'll hang up when I go home. I'll be here in a few days. Why did I buy it and it rained, so I was ashamed in the house?

Yu: Do you pee to get old?

Guo: carry forward the national quintessence.

Yu: where is the quintessence of Chinese culture?

Guo: I paint, practice calligraphy, and practice at home if I have nothing to do. Hey, apply for a certificate. This.

in: apply for a certificate? Apply for a certificate!

Guo: Why don't you write "dismantle" and draw a circle? Love to write this.

Yu: Can you write something useful?

Guo: I like this one,

Yu: It's good to apply for a certificate.

Guo: Because for myself, I have a wide range of hobbies. There is nothing I don't understand about astronomy, geography and astrology.

I'm studying all over?

Guo: Hey, it's possible for me to study pediatrics or something one day and get a spaceship.

Y: Do you get a spaceship yourself?

Guo: sell some tin sheets, and smash them.

Yu: how about hitting the chimney?

Guo: A spaceship,

Yu: Really?

Guo: Shuttle through time tunnel.

Yu: ah.

Guo: Put the boat in the time tunnel, sit still, close the door and insert the bolt inside.

Yu: Huh? There are pins?

Guo: Turn the key, and once you give the oil, you will get it. You will shuttle through the time tunnel, and there are telephone poles on both sides. Swish, swish, I love this.

Y: You're not shuttling in the time tunnel, you're driving a motorcycle in this black alley.

Guo: I'm studying science. I'm telling you, you don't understand. This high-tech, computer, I first came into contact with computers, < P > Yu: Really?

Guo: When I first came out, many people didn't know it. We were already playing computer at home. Let's start.

Yu: You are smashing a computer, not playing it.

Guo: Just playing computer.

Yu: playing dulcimer. What are you?

Guo: chatting, chatting on the internet, typing,

Yu: this gesture is ok.

Guo: With netizens, we chatted on SM.

Yu: huh?

Guo: Try as hard as you can.

Yu: All right, all right,

Guo: Don't stop me.

Y: You still went to the hitter, didn't you? Chatting on SM?

Guo: SM, just chatting.

Yu: all right, stop it. MSN, you know?

Guo: I remember a SM.

Yu: no.

Guo: Chatter, download that big movie and watch that movie made by that foreign director. I love that movie.

Yu: Who is it?

Guo: Speer's arm.

Yu: huh? Do you have thighs? Is it in here?

Guo: (recalling) Yes.

Yu: what is there? Spielberg.

Guo: What did I say?

Y: You said Speer's arm.

Guo: You have to transfer the names of foreigners to read them.

Yu: this has been transferred to this. Why do you want to tune it again?

Guo: what about that arm?

Yu: I didn't adjust my arm. My name is Spielberg.

Guo: I just love watching him. He made that film really well, and the foreign languages spoken there are really like foreign languages. I really don't understand. I'm not lying.

Yu: yes, you certainly don't understand.

Guo: People use pictures well. Speer

in: Berg!

Guo: What's the name of the big film that Berg shot? The Story of a Pig is very thoughtful and artistic.

Yu: Really?

Guo: He made a sequel called The Story of Another Pig.

Yu: two pigs before and after.

Guo: Did you see his sequel this Spring Festival?

Yu: no.

Guo: The Story of a Pot of Braised Pork.

Yu: Kill the pig. This is.

Guo: ok, ok, I like this. I like this one.

Yu: eat meat?

Guo: Spielberg. You know how to play. You have to live for yourself. Don't follow the teacher. < P > Yu: What's wrong with me?

Guo: I am in pain when I look at it.

Yu: what's the matter?

Guo: Teacher Yu is reluctant to spend money, even to take a taxi when he goes out. What do you say? "Waiting for the bus."

Yu: wait for the bus.

Guo: did I say I'm not coming? 819 or something, "no, I wait for special 2, I get special 2, I get special 2."

Yu: You are only 2! You can't turn around and curse the street,

Guo: Look, your car.

Yu: your car!

Guo: You took the special 2 bus,

Yu: Oh, you got it.

Guo: If it weren't for the confusion in Beijing.

Yu: It's Beijing people who scold you.

Guo: you can take bus No.2.

Yu: yes. You'd better say so.

Guo: Just say you have a miserable life.

Yu: What's so sad about this?

Guo: Look at us. We're traveling, watching movies, and copying that ancient painting, S. . .

on: MSN!

Guo: chatting is not in vain in my life.

Yu: this is not in vain.

Guo: I travel all over the world,

Yu: I travel,

Guo: I play everywhere,

Yu: Play, don't go too far,

Guo: Play, play over.

Yu: soon.

Guo: what do you mean, finished playing?

Yu: what you said,

Guo: You can travel everywhere. There are many good places in China. I like the three northeastern provinces best.

Yu: The three northeastern provinces?

Guo: There are beautiful women in the three northeastern provinces!

Yu: Three beautiful women in the three northeastern provinces?

Guo: Yes, there are beautiful women in the three northeastern provinces. Alas, almost all the beautiful women I meet in the country are from the three northeastern provinces.

Yu: I didn't go to any good places.

Guo: There are beautiful women in the three northeastern provinces, and in Suzhou and Hangzhou,

Yu: That's beautiful women.

Guo: Since ancient times, Suzhou and Hangzhou have produced beautiful women, and Shengfang in Hebei Province is the Shengfang in Bazhou, which produces beautiful women and crabs.

Yu: Yes, is it affordable?

Guo: Sichuan, Chuanmei is affectionate, and I like Sichuan.

Y: You have nothing to do when you go out, right? Is that all?

Guo: Hunan, I love Hunan, and Hunan's beauty is the best in the world. I like to go anywhere, the farther away, the better, not at home, far away, Yunnan.

in: Yunnan?

Guo: The scenery is beautiful and there are many ethnic minorities.

Yu: Right.

Guo: Walking in the street of Yunnan, oh, "Deng Deng Deng Di Deng" (humming pig Bajie reciting his daughter-in-law's music)

Yu: The Journey to the West was shot there. Pig and Pig are all walking there.

Guo: Damn it, I won't chat with you in SM another day.

Yu: I have to go there to be beaten when I talk to you.

Guo: I'm traveling in Yunnan. I'm walking in the street. Two women come across: "Brother, look at the dance!" " What dance? "National dance." Alas, there are in Beijing. "Have you ever seen anyone without clothes?" No clothes?

Yu: Ah,

Guo: I know what nationality you are without clothes. Don't look, take mine, walk forward, "Deng Deng Deng Di Deng" (continue to hum Zhu Bajie's back-to-back daughter-in-law's music). There are many local ethnic minorities,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: He has that "arrest clan" in Yunnan.

Yu: arrest the clan?

Guo: pestering

Yu: Come on, come on, isn't there anyone left in this clan?

Guo: Look!

Yu: what do you mean by catching people?

Guo: It's a race arrest.

Yu: Dai people.

Guo: isn't Dai different from arrest?

Yu: this is not universal.

Guo: is it different from being caught?

y: it's different here.

Guo: Just say Dai, I met the Dai of their tribe.

Yu: Dai people.

Guo: Dai people didn't slip away. This ethnic group didn't slip away.

Yu: why didn't you slip away?

Guo: Get water to splash "wow" at me, all over me, and I will curse the street when I open my mouth.

Yu: Why are you here? This is the Songkran Festival.

Guo: Do they all splash boiling water? Make my face burn, you know?

Yu: you are preparing for the story of a pot of braised pork.

Guo: you tell me your number, and I'll add you when I go back at night. I like going, I love traveling, and I have been to Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan. < P > Yu: Really?

Guo: Hong Kong, I love Hong Kong.

Yu: Hong Kong is really lively.

Guo: Hong Kong has built a big park, which imitates those American cartoons and cartoon characters.

Yu: There is one,

Guo: That, "Bikini Park". I've never been to a bikini. I have to be good this time. I'll pay for a ticket. I have to have a good look inside the bikini. < P > Yu: Wait a minute, yes, it's tight inside. Bikini park?

Guo: It's all Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.

Yu: there are not so many such things. That's Disney Park you said.

Guo: has it been translated? Bikini, Disney is similar.

Yu: far from it.

Guo: Yes, I'll go to the park, whether it's Taiwan Province or Sun Moon Lake.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: I'll get a box of cough syrup and sell it there.

Yu: why?

Guo: after drinking this, there will be no phlegm.

Yu: where did you go to eliminate phlegm?

Guo: Do you know a place called Penghu Bay?

Yu: I know,

Guo: I have to go there. I remember there was an actor named Steven Liu at that time,

Yu: Ah,

Guo: Steven Liu, Zhang Wenshun, Li Wenshan and Wei Wenliang, all of which were written in words. The old artist, I still remember the song he sang.

Yu: what?

Guo: The evening breeze blows gently in Penghu Bay, and white waves chase the beach. There is no coconut grove chasing the setting sun, just this highland. I like this one best!

Yu: Steven Liu started as a duet? You sing in the wrong tune. Macau,

Guo: Macau, where am I going to gamble?

Yu: Casino?

Guo: Hey, Macau has the most casinos,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: I went there to gamble heavily. That casino is bigger than this one. The lamps are all lamps. < P > Yu: Where are there so many lamps?

Guo: The light bulb is as bright as day. In the middle of the table, I stand in front of a big sister to deal cards. I have to gamble with us in the Hong Kong underworld.

Yu: Bet with them?

Guo: gamble. I'm on this side, he's on that side, there are 4 people behind him and 4 people behind me.

Yu: All of them have bodyguards.

Guo: They are all dressed in black suits, white jackets, ties and sunglasses,

Yu: Oh,

Guo: They are standing opposite each other, and we started, uh, uh, uh, uh, hey,

Yu: Two underworld gangs are playing hopscotch,

Guo: Gambling, <

Guo: It's a gamble. It's 5 cents a handful.

Yu: Oh, you have seen money.

Guo: It doesn't count at home. It's better to go abroad.

Yu: Travel abroad.

Guo: I like going abroad, because I like western food very much.

Yu: That's the right place to go.

Guo: A knife with one hand and a fork with the other.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: People bring you a plate, a small cake, cut it open, roll it with lettuce and spread it with sauce, and eat it.

Yu: Take a knife and fork to eat eggs and fill cakes, right?

Guo: I can have four. Another bowl of noodle soup. I love this.

Yu: Chinese breakfast.

Guo: abroad, tourism, have you ever been to America?

Yu: I haven't been there.

Guo: just 2, you are special,

Yu: Can you not mention this?

Guo: big plane, traveling in America,

Yu: Austria, < p