Requesting: Little jokes about leading a group

6. The tour guide took a group of tourists to visit the old castle and saw several skeletons in the deep tunnels. "What's going on with these skeletons? Who are they?" the tourist asked. "I think they must be people who are reluctant to spend money to hire a tour guide and get lost."

7. On the streets of New York, a beggar fainted from heatstroke. Passers-by gathered around and talked about it. "This man is so pitiful. Give him a glass of whiskey. I always do this when tourists faint." said a passing tour guide. "It's better to carry him to a shady place and let him rest." Several people said. "Let him drink some whiskey and keep it and he'll be fine." The tour guide insisted.

"He should be sent to the hospital." Someone else raised objections. "Give him some whiskey, that's right!" the tour guide said the same thing.

The man suffering from heatstroke suddenly turned over and sat up, shouting: "Stop talking! Why don't you listen to this kind person?"