Pornographic sentences jingle.

1, the lover is a watch, the more beautiful the better; Xiaomi is a pocket watch, the more secret the better; Miss is an electronic watch, the fresher the better; My wife is an automatic watch, so it doesn't wind up when running. Take all kinds of watches, control the time, and don't let them make noise!

2. The emperor's sleep is a national sleep tax, the beggar's sleep is a local tax, the wife's sleep is a personal income tax, the aunt's sleep is a value-added sleep, the wife's sleep is a stamp duty, the lover's sleep is a tax evasion, and no response to the eyes is a tax evasion.

3. The child asked his mother, Do the heart and liver have legs? Mom answers silly child, how can the heart and liver have legs? The child said doubtfully, last night, why did his father whisper, sweetheart! Spread your legs?

4. I came to Guangdong empty-handed and was forced by life to develop my uterus. It hurt at first, but it gradually loosened. Once, I became a rich man, built a cave and remarried my husband. The shouting was painful and the performance was successful.