An English composition about traveling to the UK, about 100 words

I am Louzhu,"zhu" say 1sheng,In English,"zhu" is pig,so I am pig.

I want go to the England.so I go to the England.OH!it is Dabenzhong.OH!it is a pig!OH!lot of pig!OH!this is my brother ,that is my sister,OH! lots of pig with me,so I am a happy pig!

see the lots of pig, the people very scary! Lots of car in there!

Look! one car come, one car come too! "peng!" "peng!" one car die!

I am very scary, so I not like England, so I say with me and my sister, my brother: "we don't in the England!"

so we take the plant,fly~~~fly~~~

so,I am in the China now.