Collect the most awesome and funny travel advertisements!

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Problem description:

Collect the most awesome and funny travel advertisements!

Analysis:

1. I'm not stupid, nor am I. If people are cheap, I am even cheaper. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

Columnist Shen Hongfei summed up the principles of party dress.

The princes began to live in seclusion, and all the women saw were white horses.

-Nanjing City Cowherd said in the column "I am a hunter with a gun" that the era of Prince Charming seems to have ended, leaving only animal instinct. "So I am impure now. In principle, it is the responsibility of women, or it is forced by Muzi." [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

3. Choose younger and stronger. The first point is fairness, and the second point is survival probability.

-Some people quoted the standard of giving priority to rescue objects in the snow mountain climbing movement to answer the dilemma of "which mother-in-law and daughter-in-law should be rescued first", which is a headache for many men.

4. Let men become monks. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-A netizen quipped. At present, the male-female ratio of newborn babies in China is116.86:100, which is much higher than the normal value 105: 100. In order to achieve a normal baby sex ratio, we must change China people's current concept of marriage and childbearing and fertility culture.

Zhang Fei is Cao Cao's niece.

-Shen Bojun, a researcher at Sichuan Academy of Social Sciences and vice president of the Romance Society of the Three Kingdoms in China, gained new insights after more than 20 years of painstaking research. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

6. For example, when I am a director, I only consider the position of the director. When I become a director, I will consider the position of the governor. When I become a governor, I will consider the position of the prime minister. But now that I am the village head, I can't immediately think of the position of the prime minister.

-Jia Pingwa took stock in 2003 and said that Shame, the book that won the Nobel Prize in that year, was good, but he felt that the Nobel Prize was a distant thing for China writers.

7. Has it been replaced? [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-many people think that "bubble? Is it drifting? " The advertising word of washing powder is ambiguous, but it is actually "replacement"

8. It's lucky to be alive. I have to buy lottery tickets at once!

-On February 4th, 18-year-old Chongqing girl Li Gan said after she escaped from the fire. At one time, she wanted to jump from the eighth floor, but later she climbed down with a rope. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

9. Yesterday was "Turtle (Return)" and today is "Kelp (Stay)".

In the past 20 years, nearly 600,000 people have gone abroad to study. In recent years, it is difficult for overseas returnees to find jobs in the domestic talent market, and the value depreciation has become very obvious.

10, friends of friends are friends, friends of friends are enemies, and friends of enemies are enemies. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-Professor Zhang Peking University used this metaphor to warn the business community to choose honest people to cooperate (friends of friends), isolate swindlers (enemies of friends) and help abusers (friends of enemies).

1 1. Historically, when a large number of men were unable to get married, they would get together and either become monks or join gangs. ...

-A book entitled "Singleness: The Security Significance of Asian Male Overpopulation" has aroused widespread concern. This book is aimed at China and India, two countries with the largest population and a high proportion of men in the world. By 2020, the bachelor class in both countries will account for 12% to 15% of young adult men. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

12, English learning is like brushing your teeth. The most important thing is not toothpaste and toothbrush, but persistence and opening your mouth every day.

-Tsinghua University chef Zhang Liyong, who scored 630 on the TOEFL, told about his experience in learning English.

13. Only the fakes are real, and the others are fake. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-Consumers complain that fake and shoddy goods are everywhere.

14, among the things that can change men, wine is the most powerful, followed by women, then power, and finally truth.

-A sentence from Zhang Xin's novel Deep Throat. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

15. Opportunity is like a revolving door. When that gap turns in front of you, you must squeeze in quickly.

-Chen Tianqiao talks about the secret of Shanda's successful online game operation.

16, doctor, please take the baby out and liposuction me. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-A woman in Guangzhou told the doctor before caesarean section.

17, Chinese New Year is like a pot of soup that has been boiled for thousands of years. Although fresh ingredients are constantly added, the original taste is getting weaker and weaker.

With more and more modern elements such as tourism, bars and sports, the traditional Chinese New Year seems to be getting farther and farther away from the city people. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

18. Setting off fireworks is a custom, but habit does not mean correctness. Before the founding of New China, female foot-binding was also a custom.

-A netizen talked about banning fireworks.

19, I'm just a drop of water, not soapy water, and I can't blow bubbles. /)Hy [transferred from a bloody community in bbs.tiexue/,]

-People's Literature Publishing House intends to invite Jiang Yang to attend the seminar of his newly published anthology, but Jiang Yang politely declined.

20. Say me, humiliate me, humiliate me, scold me, destroy me, cheat me, cheat me and hurt me. What should I do? Let him, rely on him, follow him, do his best, let him, let him, let him help him, see you in a few years.

-Wang Chi, Yunnan's "money king", realized the road of doing business. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

2 1, you can never rest, otherwise, you will rest forever.

-The real feelings of white-collar workers in Beijing CBD.

22. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-young writer Han Han said in an interview.

The cleverest thing about Bill Gates is not what he did, but what he didn't do.

Chen Tianqiao, a Shanda company, often said: With the strength of Bill Gates, he can buy new york and do real estate, but he focuses on the research and development of his own operating system and software and is not attracted by other temptations in the market. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

24. Wealth may not attract friends, but it will certainly attract thieves, robbers and swindlers.

-The life of the rich and the nouveau riche is not always as pleasant as imagined. More often, wealth not only does not bring happiness, but makes them suffer from "rich syndrome".

25. If the management team of an enterprise is the nervous system of the enterprise, then the CEO is the nerve center of the enterprise. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-When an enterprise crosses the globe and becomes an "empire where the sun never sets", the CEO has to live a life that is reversed sooner or later.

26. Burn the retreating life with vitality, guard against conservatism that will enter at any time with constant self-denial, and reject the Puritans' reason and abstinence with the philosophy of love and enjoyment.

-"New Weekly" interprets F40( 1960s was born) [transferred from a warm-blooded community in bbs.tiexue/,]

27. Beauty is the bliss of eyes, the hell of soul and the purgatory of wallet.

The media quoted a French writer's description of beauty to warn men.

28. Our enterprise is like walking in the dark, naked, naked, and no one can see anyone. Suddenly it was dawn, in broad daylight, and everyone felt very embarrassed. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-On the stage of global competition, China enterprises have a lot of space and need high dancing skills.

Computers can really save time and improve work efficiency. For example, you don't have to shuffle cards.

A white-collar worker talks about computers. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

30. Only when there are more psychological clinics in the streets than nightclubs, and the income of psychotherapists is higher than that of caregivers, can China people's mental health be truly and effectively maintained.

-Peking University clinical psychology center, executive deputy director of the herd believes that the number of psychological counselors in China is extremely scarce, and only the rich can enjoy psychotherapy consultation.

3 1. Opportunity is like a thief. It came quietly, but lost a lot when it left. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

A father's advice to his idle son.

32. Relationship is a mud rice bowl, which will be broken; Diploma is an iron rice bowl, which will rust; Skills are golden rice bowls and will appreciate.

-at the graduation ceremony of a university, an old teacher who has been teaching for many years gave the students such a sentence. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

As long as there is prey, hunters seem to have no reason to rest.

-"I am like a hunter, constantly helping different multinational companies hunt in the China market. Of course, these companies are also my prey first. " A professional manager said frankly.

When you bury yourself in your work every day, you are just writing history. The key is whether you have the determination to change history every day instead of repeating it. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-It is said that it is the secret of how to keep working enthusiasm.

35. Both mathematics and physics need to "guess". But physics has less logical components, while mathematics pays more attention to logic. If you have a strong "guessing" ability, you can study physics, and those with good logical thinking can study mathematics.

-Nobel Prize winner in physics, famous scientist Yang Zhenning said. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

36. How much money to give and how much work to do will make you step forward; How much work you do and how much money you earn make you progress.

Chen Ping, the boss of ZJS, is good at employee attacks.

The key lost in the dark can't be found under the bright street lamp. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

-Many consulting companies take the existing consulting products and models as the pulse and often do the opposite.

You don't know me, and I don't know you, but I lived under your bed for several months. I died a terrible death. Please give my body to the police!

-Horrible short messages have become popular among "short message families". [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo. (Quoted from Degang Guo)

40, the person in charge of the criminal detention called: "Put down the stinky tofu! Release the hostages! Raise your hand and surrender! This is your only chance. ...

4 1,1On June 6th, 644, Manchu people invaded Beijing, making outstanding contributions to the future TV drama in China. A Shanghai poet commented on the current flood of Qing opera. ) [Transferred from the Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

42. I am beautiful and single. Men can't be uninterested in me! I dare to wear what others dare not wear, say what others dare not say, and do what others dare not do! I am like a peach, and Wong Kar-wai is a juicer. (Quoted from Zhang Ziyi)

43. Ask your wife for internal affairs and Google for foreign affairs! (user quotations. Why not ask Baidu? I asked Baidu first, and then Google. )

44. China Mobile immediately responded to a recent activity launched by China Unicom with Grandpa Jay Chou as the image spokesperson, which was called "Only grandchildren can play M-Zone". They claim that they have signed a contract with Yao Ming's father, and will soon launch a large-scale publicity campaign with the slogan "The son is in the new time and space, and the father is connected with the world". [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

Then, China Unicom hired Yang Zhenning, an 82-year-old newly-married professor, as the new image spokesperson, with the slogan: "I'm OK!" In order to fight back, China Mobile immediately invited Yang Zhenning's wife, Weng Fan, as a new image spokesperson, and made a slogan: "You can't, I can call you yes! ~ ~ ~ "(Jianghu rumor)

45. The iron bars on a university campus are all sharp, and the warning on them is: If a boy accidentally turns over, she will become a girl ... If a girl accidentally turns over, she will become a woman. ...

46. Women should not read more books, because in men's minds: junior college students are little dragon girls, undergraduates are Huang Rong, graduate students are Zhao Min, doctoral students are Li Mochou, and postdoctoral students are extinct teachers. It is even more terrible to continue reading-it is the legendary "Dong Fangbubai"! ! ! [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

Men should not read too much, because in women's minds: college students are Wei Xiaobao, undergraduates are Duan Yu, graduate students are Ding Dian, doctoral students are Chen Jialuo, postdoctoral students are Ouyang Feng, and both master students and doctoral students are studying-he is the terrible "Yue Buqun"! ! !

47. All three of us are studying for an MBA. (Shanghai launched a two-year MBA education program for children with a tuition fee of 20,000, and more than 700 children competed. A white-collar worker has the above proud words. )

48. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime. [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

49. "I feel very small in front of Chairman Mao's body. It is a great honor for me to have the opportunity to visit the memorial hall. " Tai Sen, the boxing champion, went to the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall to pay tribute to the remains of the great man whom he admired all his life. For many years, Tai Sen has not concealed his love for Chairman Mao. He once said, "Chairman Mao is a great man with strength." Tai Sen also stabbed Chairman Mao's head in his right arm. He has read through some works. )

50. To interview me, you must sleep with me first; As long as you can use it in bed, I will give you an interview. A male reporter from a media in Beijing got an answer when he asked Mu for proof. )

5 1. Would you like to sleep with me? A mattress advertisement of a company. ) [Transferred from Iron Blood Community bbs.tiexue/]

As the mayor, you should try your best to provide all kinds of services for the citizens, but sorry, this one is not included. (Andy Lau's ex-girlfriend Kexin Yu claims that Taipei Mayor * * * is her ideal artificial insemination object, and * * * responds to this. )

53. What happened to cross-strait cooperation and the world making money? Lien Chan's speech at Peking University is the most eloquent speech. ) ... [size] [/size] [size] [/size]