I won't travel to Yunnan again if I go there.

My wife wanted to go out to play, and we didn't discuss where to go. So, she brushed a travel introduction to Tik Tok Xishuangbanna, looking forward to Dai customs and taking photos in Dai costumes, so she took the initiative to contact the travel agency that released Tik Tok and signed up for a six-day and five-night tour of Kunming-Banna.

Day 1: Arrive in Kunming in the evening, and the travel agency will send a car to the hot spring hotel. My wife's bathing suit is ready to soak in the hot spring. As a result, when I went to the hotel, there were several large indoor swimming pools, similar to those in which people took a bath. I smiled: I might as well sprinkle some sulfur bubbles on you at home.

The next day: get up at six o'clock in the morning, gather in the hotel lobby at seven o'clock, and start to leave by car, in groups of more than twenty. At the first stop, Fuxian Lake, the tour guide advised not to go to the island. There's no point in wasting tickets. The sun was so strong that I took some photos and got on the bus.

The second stop is the Tropic of Cancer Park. Take the battery car up the mountain, give it to the local commentator for sightseeing, and walk all the way down the mountain.

After getting on the bus, I began to preach my travel experience to the tour guide (Amafen) and stayed in the hotel in Pu 'er that night.

Day 3: Get up at six o'clock in the morning, leave for Chashan before seven o'clock, start explaining the efficacy and tea tasting of Pu 'er in various large tea rooms, then recommend voluntary purchase and take photos of me in Chashan for half an hour. Then I went to the Wild Elephant Valley for lunch and free activities, and then I went to the Tropical Botanical Garden. As a result, the weather was not good, and it began to rain. I left without playing for a long time. A day's trip feels ok, at least there is food, drink and play, that is, chatting with the tour guide, both hard and soft.

Day 4: Get up at six in the morning and leave for Jinghong Emerald Expo Center (Emerald Shop) before seven. As soon as I got off the bus, I was led to the counter by a group of people and began to group. I asked the tour guide that everyone had to turn around, but I couldn't take two families with me. Every family has a shopping guide (not less than 500 shopping guides). At this time, all the good feelings are gone. Don't say that the price of jade is too high (the price can be wiped to zero), and you are not allowed to go out, you can only turn inside (smoking is allowed inside). After more than two hours, someone bought some cheap bracelets. After getting on the bus, they became very angry with the tour guide and began to call names. I think a lot of people are about to explode, and then they start to sell badly, telling their misfortunes and asking for latex mattresses at the next stop.

When we arrived at the latex museum, the shopping guide did some experiments to explain the benefits of many latex mattresses. As soon as we summed this up, the price was more favorable than that in JD.COM, so we bought more than 10,000 mattresses (buy one get one free, give four pillows, and then give two sets of thin quilts, mattresses and two neck pillows).

I got on the bus at noon and sold a box of flower cakes to the tour guide at the price of 100 yuan per box. Then I introduced to Banna, and I will change my tour guide. Jiang's guide took us to the Buddha Temple, and we were free to move all the way. It feels okay. In the evening, go to the Mekong River cruise ship to eat and watch the show. It wasn't fun, but I finally experienced it.

The fifth day: I got up at six and went to the Dai village. The person who received us was Yu Xiangxiang. From the moment we met, I mistakenly thought that this kannika nimtragol had something wrong with her brain: she was expressionless, talking mechanically and looking at our feet, not our people. Walking from the village entrance to her house for two or three minutes, I introduced some local fruit trees on the way. I went into the room and sat in the back row. First of all, I introduced the customs of the Dai people. Her grandfather, a doctor in A Dai, cured some intractable diseases with silver products. A lady was invited to shave her shoulder and neck with a silver comb at the scene, and said that it must be returned after shaving, otherwise it would have no effect. Cut the boiled eggs with a silver comb, then wrap them in gauze and scrape them backwards. Open it and show us that the silver comb is black. How toxic is this? (Later, I learned that egg yolk and silver have a chemical reaction.) I introduced all kinds of silverware in her family, saying that if I want to buy it, I will go to the village store. We were so impressed by the magical silverware that Hua 1780 yuan bought a comb, totaling 19.6 grams. At this time, Yuxiangxiang was smiling and radiant.

Then I went to the National Treasure to buy Huang Longyu. Originally, I didn't want to talk about the sales promotion of tour guides along the way, and there were not so many shopping guides in the exhibition hall. After barely turning for an hour and a half, the whole group bought more than 4,000 yuan of Huang Longyu. After getting on the bus, Jiang's tour guide sold a box of brown sugar to a family for one hundred yuan for half a catty. After that, I returned to Kunming, and the journey took about ten hours. So sad!

Day 6: Arriving in Yuxi the night before, I received the reception and arranged the accommodation and itinerary. We ask to sleep more in the morning and leave for the distribution center (that is, a commercial street) at 9: 00. We 12 o'clock go to the station to take the high-speed train and end the trip.

A few years ago, Yunnan's tourism industry was famous, but now it has improved. However, the overall quality of tour guides is not high. Although there was no forced buying and selling, the tour guide's harsh words and cynicism ruined the tour. Local governments hope to rely on tourism to increase their income, but they hope that eating is not so ugly!