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Have you ever been to a cheap group tour? What happened?
But in Dali and Lijiang.
It has always been a slow-paced free travel, but in Lijiang, I still can't help but fall into the pit of low-priced groups. Do not enjoy the hall discount. A 6,000-yuan bracelet has made more than 5,000 contributions to Yunnan, not to mention being peeled by the tour guide every day. In the past six years, my husband, two classmates of my husband's, and a group of four people started from Lanzhou, passed through Gannan and entered Yunnan through 3 18 highway. It is said that Lijiang is incomparable in beauty, so we will go to Lijiang. Lao Zhao, who is driving, is also tired. He has been driving alone for more than 20 days. He is tired not only physically, but also mentally. He met several old people riding motorcycles at the inn opened by the locals in Siguniang Mountain and added WeChat to each other. Before leaving, an old man took the super authentic Lanzhou white melon presented by us and told Lao Zhao again and again that he would go to Lijiang Yueeryuan Inn according to the left address. The boss is very nice and the house price is cheap. The most important thing is that the boss has relatives who want to travel to go to dali for two days. Only he can get the family price. Remember a person 100, go and find it.
After getting to know some motorcyclists riding on the pedals, eating instant noodles and smelling melons, Lao Zhao thought about how to play in Dali and how to open his mouth to work for my wife and me, because before we set off, I made it clear that I would never join the tour, and I wanted to join the tour freely and play independently.
Lao Zhao drove all day, arrived in Lijiang at dusk, and found Yueeryuan Inn an hour later. The boss is beautiful, talkative, enthusiastic and happy. He helped us park the car and walked to the room with our luggage. To tell the truth, the room is not big, but the price is extremely cheap, one night in 88 yuan. Settle down your luggage, hungry and thirsty. Lao Zhao asked his boss about the food in a nearby restaurant. The boss pointed to the restaurant diagonally opposite (Dali Street). Her food is delicious and affordable, don't worry.
After entering the restaurant, the boss became more enthusiastic. Four cups of Huang Chengcheng tartary buckwheat tea have not been served yet. Tea has been put in front of you. Please sit down and order.
Of course, the price of vegetables is more expensive than other places. A grilled fish/kloc-0.08 yuan, a plate of bacon 88 yuan, (bacon is a work of art, as thin as a cicada, like a proud peacock) and a plate of potato chips 29 yuan, we are also cheap. In Lanzhou, as long as you want to eat a plate of shredded potatoes for a few dollars, the cost of making a plate of potatoes yourself is no more than two dollars. But, but you want to eat shredded potatoes when you come out.
788 tea tree mushroom soup is only 602 yuan for a table for four people. The boss voluntarily waived two yuan, and each of us could afford 150 yuan. It was not until he ate the fish that the fat man found that the fish had two heads. When turning the fish, the lower layer is not perfectly spliced, but it is still full of firepower. It just tasted a little painful, but none of the four people had it. Don't say that. There are only two and a half fish left.
Back to the inn owner waiting at the door, he brought a plate of watermelon to Lao Zhao's room. Lao Zhao shouted, fatty, come to the meeting.
When I had a meeting with the fat man before, the proprietress picked the remaining half of her red nails and told you how to play a two-day tour in Dali.
My relatives have a group. If there are not enough people every day, my relatives will give me the remaining places. If they lose money, they will have to make up for it. If they are not satisfied, the travel company will impose a fine. You are really lucky. I happen to have four places.
Number one: get in the car and sit down. Don, don't ask others, and don't tell others how much you have paid. Never say, they will fry the fryer. Their lowest price is 599, and your price is only 100 yuan. Do you think people are happy about it? Second: the tour guide asks you to buy something, and I don't have to buy it if you don't. Don't talk after the visit. Don't encourage others not to buy things. My relatives will break up with me. Third: Don't take the shuttle bus in butterfly spring. It's very close. The guide asked you to buy it. Just keep quiet, and you can walk there in a few minutes. Fourth: The next morning, we went downstairs to have breakfast, and all the restaurants downstairs were selling breakfast. Lao Zhao is very popular, and the boss knows Lao Zhao from a distance. Lao Zhao and his boss exchanged a few household words like relatives, and the steamed stuffed bun porridge was settled. We northerners used to eat big steamed buns and drink millet porridge. The steamed bread here is only as big as walnuts, and it costs six yuan a cage. Porridge is leftover rice and water, but it lumps before it is cooked. Two eggs, two bowls of porridge, a plate of cold dragon beans, and cold dragon beans will do. Steamed bread is also ok. I can't taste anything, and the porridge is cold. I ate a steamed stuffed bun and took a sip of porridge. I didn't eat the fat man, and the rest of the buns were packed in plastic bags.
It will be dark at five o'clock. Zhong, the bus will pick up the four of us first, and then two people and three people will get on the bus one after another. It took more than two hours to pick up people all the way, and it was already eight ten when I got on the bus at six in the morning.
When the staff arrived, the last person on the bus was a real tour guide, a kannika nimtragol with short hair jeans and a white T-shirt. Unlike people who are exposed to the sun and rain all day, Yunnan people they meet on the road are generally thin and dark. The tour guide had a good image, and the fat single classmate whispered, this woman is very beautiful.
It's beautiful, but it's hard to talk First, everyone should give her their ID cards. She put them in a unified place, so it's time to book a hotel room without wasting everyone. More than a dozen scenic spots in two days are enough for everyone to work hard. Some people don't. I don't want to hand in their ID cards. Drivers who like to tell stories tell you that people who get off midway are robbed, beaten, broke their legs and knocked out their front teeth by local people. Anyway, it's dangerous to get off halfway! Danger!
1 1.30, we arrived in Dali. The first scenic spot is Chongsheng Temple in Dali. Chongsheng Temple leads our tour guide with bald head, big underpants, yellow sleeves and folded hands. He said to us, please come with me and tell me that Chongsheng Temple is the temple with the most Buddhist bodies in the world. There is no admission fee and no prize box. You can watch with peace of mind and read Buddha and money in your heart.
We walked into the temple with a pious heart, and the tour guide said that it is fragrant to worship Buddha. What should incense be lit with? There must be a fire. Let's light a lamp and tell the Buddha that I have come to ask you. Seeing the fire and smelling the fragrance, there is nothing to do.
After listening to his words, I want to light a lamp, for nothing but peace.
But we squeezed into the place where the lights were connected. One lamp, 158, requires two lamps to be effective. The threshold of the giant Buddha is too expensive, so we have to give up the lighting anxiously and sit in a secluded place covered with red ribbons. A ribbon cost 30 yuan, so we asked for two pieces and wrote the names of the fat man and his son. Knowing that Daoming Buddha is too busy, people can take care of us without much money, but we still have to go through the ceremony of becoming a Buddha. Otherwise, good words can't speak ill of spirit, said the master. You don't have to cram, but you have to be pious and charitable, so that your family can be safe and your body can be safe!
I am not an idiot. Of course I understand the master's implication. Ungodly doesn't give alms, his family is not safe, and his health is not safe.
After visiting Chongsheng Temple, we took a cruise to see Erhai Lake, and the sun was burning above us. After boarding the ship, most tourists choose to sit outside the warehouse, hide their heads in the shadow and expose their bodies to the sun. The rafters of the hut were not covered by the blue tiles in my hometown. The only thing I remember about Erhai Lake is the sun. I also know that people in Yunnan are so dark and thin. Under the scorching sun, fat turns into sweat, so black and thin have a source.
Before five o'clock
The first few aunts echoed loudly and we went to eat hot pot. Which hot pot is good here? Of course, everyone is fed up with bad lunch and half-starved hard work. Going out for a full meal is a great gift.
Come to Dali ancient city (an old inn in the old city), put down your luggage and go to soothe the hungry insides first. Fat man and I found a Sichuan restaurant, ordered three dishes and one soup, and hurried back to the hotel after eating and drinking. Bathing is the most important thing. Sweating during the day will stick to me as revenge.
My shower head is like a dried lotus root clip in the lotus pond, with my head drooping, and the holes in the water are full of rust. I have a needle and thread with me, and I have finished needling one by one with a needle, but there is still no water. I knocked on the door of a nearby tourist; Is there hot water in your room? No, I-I hurt my eyes. It is estimated that the hair is blocked! I smiled at the bare toothpick in his hand.
The next day was the most boring, depressing and overwhelmed day. When we first got on the bus, the tour guide divided the four of us into one family. Wait in the lobby at 8: 30 in the morning. The girls are wearing colorful straw hats and white clothes, and they are full of joy. Men with cameras are looking forward to punching in the beautiful Dali. It is necessary to take pictures.
After getting on the bus, the tour guide began to talk about the past life of jade: if you have money, you can buy jade, give it away within 1 10,000, and receive more than 1 10,000. Maybe in three or five years, you will become a multimillionaire or billionaire. Why do you want to give a gift within 1 10,000 yuan? Everything is absolutely true. You have the product certificate issued by the highest authority in Yunnan, keep the invoice and return it at any time. Gold is valuable, jade is priceless, jade is the gold among jade, and good jade can be said to be priceless. When you buy something, you must choose something that is flawless and collectible. More than 65438+ 10,000 yuan is the best and a treasure. From the warming of the stone auction to the surprise and disappointment after it was broken.
The tour guide also said that the place you are going to today is the Jade Shopping Center. Each of your families must spend more than 10 thousand yuan. Yunnan is dominated by tourism, and 50% of the tourism revenue will be used to build Yunnan and invest in the future of children in Qian Qian Bay Area. Half of your expenditure is for charity, helping children in mountainous areas have books to read and meals to eat!
It is said that tour guides are sales geniuses. From legends to allusions, from allusions to dreams, from dreams to humanity, humanity means that you must consume, and consumption means kindness. When we arrive at the Jade Shopping Center, my God, the travel agency's car is like unloading. A car unloads the goods and then goes in through a door like a sheep. There is only the entrance, and the exit is like a maze. It takes time to find it. Maybe in three hours, my eyes will shine. It turns out that you can go out by going upstairs and downstairs.
The venue was crowded, wandering around looking for the exit, and the old couple who had decided not to buy things on the road also mixed in with the crowd to watch. The old lady couldn't help but pick up a seemingly transparent bracelet with moire around it, look around, raise her arms and watch it repeatedly in the light. Her arms are obviously white and delicate.
The old man blinked and kicked his toes, but the old lady still couldn't. She wears a green jade bracelet on her beautiful arm, and I can't bear to let it go.
Because after the liberation, women rose from half the sky to the position of unified office. Women have worked hard for thousands of years. Once they succeed, they must protect themselves. There is no politics at home, and economic strength is fundamental. Maybe women have to bargain for food and shop around, but jewelry, clothes, shoes and bags all need love, especially jade and gold, which can be worn by themselves and passed on to future generations. Finally, the old man was shocked when he saw the old lady paying, and his waist was pulled down. It turned out that there was something like a cosmetic mirror in the wallet he was carrying on his stomach, and the money was in the old lady's underwear.
In order to show his love, the fat man looked at the bracelet before and after running, holding a jade bracelet of more than 6 thousand in his hand and shouting at me loudly, do you want to try it? Buy one when you come. Don, don't force it. If you don't want to wear it, give it to your wife. I squeezed my eyes and mouth, and he told me in turn that my feet hurt, so you don't want it. Don't step on it Looking at the smiling eyes of the tour guide and the sales of white shirts and black vests, I pulled my face to see him pay, and then he hung up his face and gave it to Lao Zhao and others with a smirk.
Both of them were so angry that they didn't want to turn around, so they stayed by the door, and many people stayed up late. Share with each other. Why don't I buy it and complain? It's been closed for over two hours. I didn't. I don't smoke. I'm-I'm anxious.
After three hours, everyone was sitting on the bus. People who buy things hold their heads high. I can't afford anything without those. After 500 years of practice, the guide's eyes can see through everyone's expression at a glance. She squinted at a circle of people with contemptuous eyes: "It's really chilling. Our team should not give people strength. You buy things to contribute to the children in mountainous areas and the people of Yunnan. Where is your conscience? In the group I brought in front of me, some families bought hundreds of thousands, and some bought millions of bracelets and pendants to invite Yu Guanyin back. Do you think their families will be prosperous and safe? The tour guide looked at the driver: the driver got up at four o'clock. Check out at five o'clock. Bell pulled you all the way. He has parents, he has children, and he is waiting for his salary to support his family. He won if you didn't spend money. I don't understand. What do parents and children eat? In the meantime, I don't know who quietly farted, and the air smelled of ammonia. An old man in his sixties stood up and looked around: You fart, you fart. It sounds loud, and don't, don't smell bad. My blood pressure soared when you hit me with a squib. If anything happens to me, you will be responsible.
At this moment, someone did Sarah laugh, but I wouldn't. I can't help covering my mouth with my hand. The fat man smiled at me, elbowed me and made a gesture of silence.
The tour guide didn't. Don't talk with a dark face. The old men and women who bought tens of thousands of dollars of jade stared at the boss, waiting to mention it. There seems to be no chance. The old man closed his eyes, and the old lady raised her arm and looked at the water color of the bracelet against the sunshine outside the window.
In order to save time at noon, drive directly to butterfly spring and get off. The tour guide smiled and told everyone that everyone had no food, and it was difficult for him to walk. The scenic spot can be reached in ten minutes by this small train. There is not much money, so hurry!
At this time, the four of us forgot the innkeeper's suggestion: Tang Diechun didn't take a pickup truck, just walked for a few minutes.
I don't want to write about butterfly spring. It is really not as beautiful as the park in front of my house. It has nothing but butterfly specimens.
This is the end of the 100 dollar trip.
This statement, my husband and wife are very resistant to traveling with a group. If the charge is high, we will be too expensive. If the charge is low, we are not at ease. Lao Zhao, who drove with the group this time, worked too hard and drove for more than 20 days in a row. Moreover, he heard from an elderly cycling group that the innkeeper was really good and the accommodation was clean and cheap. The most important thing is that she has relatives as tour groups and can miss 100 yuan to visit go to dali for two days. Lao Zhao drives purely and trusts old people who ride bicycles. Considering Lao Zhao's face, we crustily skin of head reported the low price group. In fact, not to mention buying a bunch, all kinds of expenses are above 500.
We went to Yunnan and Guizhou last January, but we didn't. I'm not go to dali. We have always felt that Dali people are not good and there is nothing to see.
Tourists in go on road trip always find the scenery along the way beautiful. What they saw with the group tour was a popular attraction with a high degree of commercialization. When they go back, they tell their friends and relatives. Dali is really ugly, except that the temple is Erhai Lake. Erhai Lake is not as beautiful as the picture. You only saw one.
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