Forty-nine articles on Moments that make fun of yourself and become fat.

Part 1 of an in-depth self-deprecating friend circle copywriting about getting fat

2. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? I gained 6 pounds in just 7 days after the Spring Festival. It’s been a week since the Spring Festival and I haven’t lost a pound!

3. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "You have lost weight".

4. When applying toner every day, I will slap myself hard several times! I hope it can be a little thinner.

5. I’m not fat, I’m cute and bloated.

6. If you are fatter than me, you will be recognized for your ability.

7. In fact, I hid it from everyone, and I secretly gained weight. I couldn’t accept it, and I couldn’t sleep at night.

8. Have you had midnight snack today? You will gain weight!

9. Fat people want to support their belly and lose weight. They worry about food and drink every day. They go to the hospital with a big belly and worry about losing weight when they are pregnant.

10. I am fat because there are many things in my mind that make it difficult to lose weight.

11. Obesity is a breathing pain. It flows back and forth in the blood. It hurts if you regret not losing weight. It hurts if you hate not dieting. It hurts the most if you want to lose weight but cannot.

12. If you are fat, you are fat. Changing your hairstyle is all in vain.

13. I have gained weight now, and my smile is not as beautiful as before. The only good thing is that the hug is warmer than before.

14. Sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong.

15. If you don’t lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born to be funny!

16. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!

17. White, fat and full of hope.

18. When you are so fat that you have two legs, one leg cannot hold up the other. My legs feel tired.

19. No one can help you, just rely on yourself. If you don’t want me to call you fat, just stop eating and drinking water from now on. If you are hungry, go to bed!

20. I have drifted away and never looked back on the road to gaining weight. I lie in bed and eat chocolate at this time in the evening.

21. If time is like killing a pig, then obesity is like killing a dragon!

22. One day, I will become as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the obscene fat people.

23. Others say that I am very thin, but I am just not too fat.

24. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don’t believe it, especially if she is a foodie, because when she says this, she has just eaten. In-depth self-deprecation for getting fat Moments Copywriting Part 2

25. A fat man’s period is fatter than others.

26. Every fat person has potential. You don’t know how beautiful you will be when you lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

27. I thought I was terribly ugly back then, but now I think I am fat and cute, round enough, with a bright smile. Everything is pure and beautiful.

28. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you lose weight.

29. I am voluptuous, plump, and I bring warmth to my husband.

30. If I am still eating this thing at this point, I may think that I am gaining weight too slowly.

31. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

32. Give me back my collarbones and legs, which I finally got with great difficulty, and now they are getting fatter and fatter.

33. I am just curious about the world of fat. After walking around for a while, I got lost.

34. It’s such a cold weather this year, but I actually feel okay. Maybe it’s because I’ve gained weight, hahahaha.

35. A pair of trousers I bought last year turned out to be too short when I put them on this year. Then my dad said it was because I gained weight, so the trousers were stretched and became shorter.

36. I have gained weight recently. Met old classmates. The negative energy is a bit overwhelming. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

37. If I really can’t lose weight, just let me grow taller!

38. I always bring my own lifebuoy when I go swimming in the sea...

39. Many people who can’t find a partner like to blame others. Those who are fat blame the chef. Ugly weird barber!

40. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your style? There is simply no one else like this! I think it’s totally ok!

41. I’m especially annoyed by people who complain that they are fat and lazy every day. Otherwise, please stop criticizing yourself or take action.

42. The voice of most fat people: They are determined to lose weight, but they are powerless to do so.

43. The fat kid’s song of youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun.

44. I cry, my face is getting fatter and fatter, my limbs are still too thin, is this what weight gain looks like?

45. Control your Alipay, control your hands, control your mouth. No matter how hungry you are in the middle of the night, you can’t have supper! Not to mention milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

46. I have gained weight. Last year’s skirt is too tight this year. I eat less today than yesterday.

47. Look down at your own flesh, it’s so tender that you can’t get rid of it.

48. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too much space, so I can never appear in your heart. Common humorous and ridiculing sentences to describe others becoming fat (49 items)

Humorous and ridiculing sentences to describe others becoming fat 1

1. The epidemic will be over soon, I don’t want to eat midnight snacks anymore Night and instant noodles, the trend of gradually gaining weight is not optimistic.

2. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

3. It is too easy to gain weight in winter. I have to work hard to lose weight for the beautiful spring.

4. Whoever has a belly without folds has a life without ups and downs.

5. I am just curious about the world of fat. After walking around for a while, I got lost.

6. If you can afford it, you are not as picky as thin people. You will not eat this or do that;

7. Being too fat will easily breed laziness, and lazy people will Abandoned by the world.

8. As long as you are thin, you can match anything. If you are fat, you can match anything.

9. I can’t marry you. Because the things I carry are different from ordinary people.

10. Many people who cannot find a partner like to blame others, such as the fat chef or the ugly barber!

11. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, but people who are really fat have already become numb.

12. Fat people want to lose weight so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much. Can we let their dreams come true?

13. I’m so hungry, but I don’t really want to eat. I’ve been eating so much lately that I feel like I’m gaining weight.

14. What’s wrong? Do you think I’m not fat enough? Why did I order fried skewers in the middle of the night?

15. My three major shortcomings are: 1. I am fat; 2. I am fat; 3. I can’t lose weight even though I am so fat!

16. Love to eat is also a kind of art, so if you are fat, don’t stop me from pursuing art.

17. As soon as you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped two bars! Too fat.

18. If you gain three kilograms during the festival, take a closer look at the three kilograms. I worked hard to lose weight for half a year, but before I succeeded, I celebrated the New Year again.

19. A fat man cannot beat others or run away from them, so he naturally has a good temper. Open-minded, open-minded, affable, and leisurely are all words that describe us fat people.

20. The angle of the photo is really important. If you are not careful, you will make yourself look shorter and fatter.

21. Give me back my collarbones and legs, which were hard-earned and now they are getting fatter and fatter.

22. Every fat person has potential. You don’t know how beautiful you will be when you lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

23. I heard that being slightly fat is the best figure. Is this your style? There is simply no one else like this! I think it’s totally ok!

24. When I bite the inner muscles of my cheeks while eating, I suddenly realize that my face is fat.

25. No one can help you, just rely on yourself. If you don’t want me to call you fat, just stop eating and drinking water from now on. If you are hungry, go to bed! Part Two of Humorous and Ridiculous Sentences to Describe Others Getting Fat

26. If time is like killing a pig, then obesity is like killing a dragon!

27. A fat man is heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than other mountains.

28. Such a small distance, I can roll across it quickly.

29. Treat me to something to eat when you miss me, and I’ll be there right away.

30. I have lost weight before, and the thought of it makes me sad.

31. My fatness is temporary, but your shortness is lifelong.

32. In this era of individuality, I would rather be fat and delicate. Don't be too thin.

33. I told myself that I can’t be fat anymore. If you can’t even control your body, how can you control your life.

34. I want to become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people.

35. Shut up and move your legs! If you can’t control your mouth, what else can you control?

36. I think I am fat, but I really want to eat burgers, fried chicken, delicious duck neck, lotus root slices, fish and tofu!

37. Delicious fierce women must dare to face the obese body and the bright eyes of the masses

38. Control Alipay, control your hands, control your mouth, don’t be hungry in the middle of the night No late night snacks either! Not to mention milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

39. White, fat and full of hope.

40. Don’t be discouraged. Although you don’t have an easy trip, you still have a body that keeps gaining weight!

41. I discovered a strange phenomenon. After controlling my weight for a period of time, I no longer gain weight even if I eat normally. It has stabilized, which is good!

42. One day, I will become as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the obscene fat people.

43. Don’t wear a red down jacket, it will look like a tomato.

44. Why do you have to eat so hard... Do you think you are not fat enough?

45. Either lose weight or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can literally be life-threatening.

46. My pants have shrunk again...

47. The only way to resist the cold winter is to reserve fat, I mean I gained weight again.

48. I spent half of the winter suffering from edema and looked like I had gained five or six pounds.

49. You can’t see your feet when you lower your head... Forty excerpts from cool copywriting for singles in your circle of friends

Cool copywriting for singles in your circle of friends (Part 1)

1. Today is Valentine’s Day. Do you want a dog at home? A single one!

2. Those who say they rent themselves out on Valentine’s Day, don’t be stupid, okay? No one wants it for free usually, but now they charge money.

3. My appearance is mediocre and I can’t catch a glimpse. If you want to miss it, just miss it.

4. I am single because fairies cannot fall in love with mortals, as this would violate the laws of nature.

5. Those who should break up should take this opportunity to release resources. After all, there are still many people waiting in line for a partner.

6. Here, I hope lovers will eventually get married and those without lovers will find true love.

7. The person I marry in the future, please do less sorry things to me on Valentine’s Day, thank you.

8. Teach you the most effective way to get out of being single and become my wife.

9. Leave the number keys with your initials. If they are the same, we can make a pair for Valentine’s Day.

10. Others have sweet love, but I only have a bald head.

11. Some people say that they have been single for two years, and I say what’s so great about it, since I have been single since I was born.

12. Dear self, life is not easy. Even if no one loves you, you still have to be a childlike person and maintain some chivalrous feelings towards your friends. Stay happy, be cheerful, be tenacious, be warm, sincerely respect others, and not feel inferior or arrogant, so that your life will go more smoothly.

13. Can my brother be friends with me? My mother drives a Lamborghini and my father drives a Rolls-Royce. I’m kidding.

14. Does anyone collect idle treasures? Anyway, I am idle.

15. It’s good to be single, not jealous or crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of being sentimental.

16. Today is Valentine’s Day. Do you want to take the initiative to make a call? Do you want to admit that I was wrong?

17. Today’s version of me = 98% sour + 2% single.

18. I hope that when you are single, you will have more freedom and less loneliness. I hope you can eat well alone and live attentively. I hope you will have the confidence to remain single and the courage to love. I hope you will be single soon!

19. Valentine’s Day without a lover, without flowers in front of and under the moon, holding hands. No more chatting and whispering about love together.

20. This summer I am no longer single, please call me hot dog. The most cool copywriting for singles in Moments (Part 2)

21. Others have been in a relationship for three years, but I have been asking if they are in love for three years.

22. Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and a tomboy in the eyes of others.

23. You would rather be a dog than come and confess to me. I will remember this bloody feud.

24. The saddest thing is not being single, but not having anyone you like in your heart.

25. I spend New Year’s Day alone, Lantern Festival alone, Valentine’s Day alone, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

26. God is very fair. He allows you to celebrate Singles’ Day, but will not let you celebrate Valentine’s Day.

27. The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, but I exude the fragrance of being single.

28. Someone asked me, how do I plan to spend this Valentine’s Day? It’s nonsense, of course I will laugh it off!

29. I want to go to the movies with my partner tomorrow. Do you have any good partners to recommend?

30. My main ingredient is 99% cute + 1% single. < /p>

31. If you don’t like me, please donate your eyes to those in need.

32. You may say that being single is great, but when you see a couple, you will still remain silent.

33. You pull, you pull, you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie. Except for a body of flesh, you have nothing else with you. No one will bury you when you die.

34. On Valentine’s Day, everywhere exudes the sour smell of lovers, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of a single person.

35. What gifts are you planning to give to your girlfriend for Valentine’s Day? I bought a 1T mobile hard drive to buy a bigger house for my girlfriend during the holidays.

36. Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person who spends it with you is not the same person every year.

37. The extremes of things must be reversed, and the beauty of people must be single.

38. On Valentine’s Day without a lover, I hope you can be happy too.

39. Love is, after drinking this cup, pour that cup again.

40. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret. Forty-five collections of funny copywriting for co-workers drinking together on WeChat Moments

Funny copywriting for co-workers drinking together and posting on WeChat Moments (Part 1)

1. Bold words and wine strengthen the courage of heroes. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

2. Feeling weak and unable to drink.

3. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

4. No one understands your frown, no one can accompany you when you get drunk, blame me for asking for trouble, I want to understand You feel bad.

5. Love flows through thousands of mountains and rivers, so why not drink one less cup?

6. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

7. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drink it until your stomach becomes haunted. You will talk nonsense when you talk, and you will move your legs when walking. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

8. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

9. Waiter, has your wine been watered down?

10. The theoretical basis for conquering the winery is to use small wine to do small things, big wine to do big things, and it will take a long time to do it. Good thing, nothing can be done without wine.

11. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentionally life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

12. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

13. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

14. He told me not to drink because my stomach would hurt. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

15. Don’t drink alcohol in general. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

16. It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

17. One drink will make you rich, two drinks will make you lose your fortune, three drinks will kill your wife, four drinks will cause rocks to flow, five drinks and four houses will be ruined, and six drinks will enlighten you to the temple.

18. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

19. If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

20. Being able to drink two taels and five taels is a comrade that should be cultivated!

21. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

22. Drinking capacity is courage, drinking style is style, drinking ethics is moral character, and wine bottle is level.

23. Lift your butt and drink again. Colleagues drink together and post funny copy to Moments (Part 2)

24. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. Many people who drink know this method, but few do it.

25. In ancient times, all the sages and sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

26. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

27. Wine is the magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.

28. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

29. Grassroots cadres who don’t drink have no expectations at all.

30. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

31. One drink for you, one for me, and we’ll dance together after drinking.

32. When there is no rain in the sky and drought on the ground, it does not matter if you use tea instead of wine. I will blame you for drinking so hard.

33. When you are away from home, drinking is unbearable.

34. If you want me to drink well, you have to drink it down first.

35. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover.

36. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

37. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking alcohol.

38. The sound of the thousand-year-old crane rests on the pillow, and the shadow falls on the Wulaofeng in the cup.

39. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I just hold on to the wall.

40. A person who can drink without losing is a leader’s secretary.

41. One word lasts a lifetime, and one love lasts a lifetime with a glass of wine.

42. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future; if you can drink a pound of alcohol, focus on training; if you only drink drinks, the leaders will not want them; if you can drink, the leaders and secretaries will collapse as soon as they drink, and the official position will be difficult to maintain; if you drink too little for a long time, you will be a talent. Hard to find.

43. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you will drink it all the time!

44. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow will make a spring.

45. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but a good drinker like me stops drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart. Post a sad and humorous message to friends on a rainy day. Self-deprecating sentences

1. If you live well, I will go well! I believe that good never leaves and you are always behind me. If something really happens to me, I believe you will still

appear!

2. Good memories will stay in your heart forever, and bad memories will be far behind!

3. In this life, no one has loved a few scumbags, no one has made bad friends, and no one has gone through detours. This is the price of growth. ?

4. Let go, open up your social circle, don’t get stuck in your own small circle, go out more, get to know more people, and let the new life gradually crowd out the old

Life.

5. Let go of your past self. Everyone has times when they are young and ignorant. Love is about the right time and place. If you miss it, just miss it. I hope I can let go of myself soon.

6. No matter how hard the wind and rain are, it can’t stop the progress, and no matter how big the setback is, it can’t hinder the determination to continue living! You can't change the weather, but you can smile. You can't change others, but you can be yourself! You will encounter many things and many people in life. I hope you can live a free and happy life! ! !

7. Only others will have the opportunity to meet the people and things you miss, and only you will have the opportunity to have them if others miss them. Everyone will miss it, everyone has missed it, but what truly belongs to you will never be missed.

8. Why not give one more chance? Giving others a chance is also giving yourself a chance.

9. I am sure of your thoughts

I won’t say any more unnecessary words

I understand

I won’t be sentimental anymore< /p>

I won’t bother you anymore

I won’t look for traces of you anymore

That’s good.

10. To put it bluntly, love is just daily necessities. You can let go of your own reserve and be with the other person. Together we go from passion to ordinaryness and then support each other till old age. There is no romance in the novel, and there is no wealth in TV. It has nothing to do with the romantic and snowy nights, only the ordinary in ordinary life! May every family have a love of their own

!

11. A heart-warming story. Memories are memories after all. Love when you find something good. If you want to feel love, please let go of your heart. Why should we think about the past? That's all in the past

.

12. Don’t disrespect every enthusiasm, and don’t please any indifference. Once you have accumulated enough disappointment, you can leave and never see each other again.

13. Even if you love her deeply, if you miss her, you will miss her. Maybe you are missing her in your heart, but you can only think about it deep in your heart. It is enough for you to live a good life, and the road will continue

Keep going and look forward.

14. Love is not calm enough and too lazy to explain, which always leads to petty tempers and breakups. When the truth comes, no one cares about anyone, and all that is left is heartbreaking longing. I wish we all have it in life

Free and easy!

15. Let go of the past, let yourself go, and live every day in the future. I believe that your love is still waiting for you. Brave people will definitely have a different

future. come on.

16. All encounters are beautiful. When parting, it is painful. When it is beautiful, love well! I cried sadly when we parted! Live a good life after crying,

Because there is still a long way to go

17. All worries are your own reasons to embarrass yourself, harsh words and pitiful words are both The good medicine to persuade myself, as long as you are willing to reach out, I can be pulled up from the abyss by you.

18. My ex, I wish you well, even if it has nothing to do with me.

19. My ex is probably a strange thing. I think I have forgotten it long ago, but in fact I still think of it.

20. I don’t regret my dream destination, I just regret that I was in such a hurry and spent the rest of my life looking for the right person.

21. You know the path you have traveled, and only your heart will remember the people you have loved.

So I cherish the people I love. I don’t know what the future will be like, but at least I am worthy of it. Every day with you, I don’t want to leave too many regrets and guilt for the future

22. Say goodbye to the past and bury the memories in my heart.

In the cold kiln after the snow, the moment we ran hand in hand, we went back to the past; on the campus under the setting sun, your back that burst into the camera is just like you who are gradually fading away now. That's it, everything is as it should be.

23. Let the past go. Now you have to work hard and be kind to yourself.

24. The sun will rise tomorrow, and life will continue. The funny feeling of getting fat accidentally

The funny feeling of getting fat accidentally. Part 1

1. After three days of separation, you will know how fat you are.

2. Give me back my collarbones and legs, which I finally got with great difficulty, and now they are getting fatter and fatter.

3. If I am still eating this thing at this point, I may think that I am gaining weight too slowly.

4. I discovered a strange phenomenon. After controlling my weight for a period of time, I no longer gain weight even if I eat normally. It has stabilized, which is good!

5. The secret of being fat is not how much or what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.

6. Plump, round, pearly, and so beautiful, you are not called fat, but beautiful.

7. It is too easy to gain weight in winter. I have to work hard to lose weight for the beautiful spring.

8. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

9. I thought I was terribly ugly back then, but now I think I am fat and cute, round enough, with a bright smile. Everything is pure and beautiful.

10. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong.

11. When losing weight, sometimes it’s not that you can’t control your mouth, but that you don’t have a scale in your heart.

12. I lost a lot of weight during the holiday. I also want to try the feeling of being without food at home, so that I won’t have to worry about losing weight.

13. One day, I will become as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the obscene fat people.

14. Regarding ordering takeout in the middle of the night, what is your mentality? Maybe you think you are not fat enough, so hold on to your fatness.

15. Delicious fierce women must dare to face the fat body and the bright eyes of the masses

16. You hug me gently from behind, and you can’t close your hands.

17. Treat me to something to eat when you miss me, and I’ll be there right away.

18. Others say that I am very thin, but I am just not too fat.

19. In this era of individuality, I would rather be fat and delicate. Don't be too thin.

20. When he smiled slightly, his eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of flesh on his cheeks kept shaking up and down with the movement.

21. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years. Part 2 of the funny feeling of getting fat accidentally

22. If you want to look thin in front of others, you will definitely lose weight behind others.

23. I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.

24. If you don’t lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born to be funny!

25. Cherish your dog. When he was a child, he accidentally grew big and fat.

26. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

27. Looking through old photos, I have to say that time is like pig feed. I thought I was fat and ugly at first, but I definitely didn’t expect that I would get worse.

28. The typhoon is coming, and the people and trees around you are blown away...

29. It’s better to let go of the hand you can’t hold as soon as possible, it’s too fat.

30. If you are not in love, let yourself gain weight, because your heart will be broad and your body will be fat.

31. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "You have lost weight".

32. I told myself that I can no longer be fat. If you can’t even control your body, how can you control your life.

33. It is said that all fat people have one thing in common, that is, they have all had their bellies touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

34. Gaining weight at a speed that is visible to the naked eye. Every time I go out to eat, my grandma tells me I am fat. It is so difficult.

35. When I was thin, I couldn’t gain weight even if I ate five meals a day. Now that I have gained weight, I can’t lose weight even if I only eat one meal a day. It’s very difficult for me.

36. A fat woman is plump, a thin woman is slim, a tall woman is slender, and a short woman is exquisite. A fat man is like a pig, a thin man is like a rib, a tall man is like a bamboo pole, and a short man is like a winter melon!

37. A fat man is heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than other mountains.

38. The voice of most fat people: they are determined to lose weight, but they are powerless to do so.

39. God has given me many opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them.

40. A pair of trousers I bought last year turned out to be too short when I put them on this year. Then my dad said it was because I gained weight, so the trousers were stretched and became shorter.

41. I don’t know what the devil is, but I want to eat chocolate-flavored things. I really think I am not fat enough.

42. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".