Where do people go after they die?

It is said that ghosts in the underworld drink a bowl of soup from Po Meng before reincarnation.

This bowl of soup can make them forget their previous lives and reincarnate. This myth has been believed by countless people for thousands of years. How many souls who have suffered in the world have drank the bowl of soup without hesitation in order to usher in a new life. life.

But who could have known that what would greet them next would be a shocking conspiracy? `

To understand this conspiracy, we must first start with the food issue. Do you want to eat in the underworld? The answer is yes

As evidenced by the sacrificial foods that people prepare for the ghosts of their loved ones during festivals. But when people offered sacrifices, they probably never thought: What will the staff in hell eat? Of course, the Tenth Hall Yama can be sacrificed in the temple, so there is no need to worry about starvation, but what can the ghost soldiers who cannot receive sacrifices have to eat? There is no record of higher-level agencies in the literature.

It is a record of financial allocations from heaven to hell. Hell is neither industrial nor agricultural, and can probably be classified into the tertiary industry or public welfare undertakings.

It lacks Financial resources, there are thousands of ghosts in hell, how to solve the problem of food?

The behavior of a god from the underworld gives us a clue. He is the macho man who works part-time as a model in the works of countless painters.

Zhong Kui. When mentioning him, some people may suddenly realize: He eats ghosts! Yes, Zhong Kui eats ghosts. The staff in the underworld often go to the underworld for business trips, that is, he and Black and White Wuchang are among the few. The work content of Black and White Impermanence is simple.

You can lock the ghost with a flick of the chain and return to life, and you can still have a working meal. Zhong Kui is different. His duty

is to hunt down ghosts who have escaped from hell. Being away all year round, we have to take care of our own meals, which led us to discover the secret of hell: It turns out that they use ghosts as food.

Now we look at the legend about Po Meng, and the outline of a big conspiracy gradually emerges. It is rumored that

it is recorded in the "Jade Calendar" written in the Song Dynasty that Meng Po's workplace is the last stop in hell. After drinking the soup, the ghosts

will be reincarnated directly. , but in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Po Meng's workplace was replaced by the reception station where the ghosts first entered hell. Why?

Why? This is one of the problems. Mengpo soup has different flavors such as sweet, bitter, pungent, sour and salty. Why do you want to create so many flavors? This is question two. There are many punishments in hell, such as deep-frying, boiling, frying, steaming, brine, pounding, etc. Why do these punishments look so much like food processing procedures? This is question three. Combining these three questions

plus the institutional settings in hell, it is not difficult to find that the entire hell is also a food processing assembly line

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The first stop was Meng Po, who fed the ghosts soup with various flavors. If anyone dared not drink, they would tie their feet with a hook knife

and pierce the throat with a copper pipe and forcefully pour them. When the ghosts are unconscious, it is the day when the soup dumplings are initially made and sent to the next stop via Naihe Bridge. The second stop is King Qin Guang, one of the Ten Halls of Yama. The main building in King Qin Guang's place is the Evil Mirror Platform, which is said to illuminate people's good and evil.

It is actually a X-ray machine for inspecting food. After the inspection, the steamed bun embryos were sent to the third station, the King of Chujiang, the Second of the Ten Palaces of Yama. There are several small hells at the King of Chujiang, such as five-pronged, copper axes, multiple copper axes, cutters, sword leaves, etc. These are obviously used for cutting food. After the cutting is completed, the steamed bun embryo They are sent to the cold storage - the Ice Hell to keep fresh. In front of the Ice Hell is the Jackal Hell, which acts like a watchdog guarding the cold storage door. When they are transported out of the Ice Hell, the steamed bun embryos will be put into the cage. What weapon is most commonly used by Bullhead and Horseface? Two forks. They use this kind of fork to fork their favorite buns and go to other temples to fry them and prepare a delicious meal. Therefore, the legend of hell punishment

for evil deeds that has been circulated from ancient times to the present is actually a gluttonous feast for the ghosts!

Many tragic stories are added with a sunny ending, in order to let people retain a little hope, but no matter how many people are deceived by this ending. However, now is the 21st century. We are looking forward to the Humanities Olympics. We have learned the three representatives. In order to protect the interests of most people and prevent them from becoming snacks in hell, we have to lift this veil of hypocrisy. If you want to go to hell, I hope you can hear our cry:

Run away! Fill the soup dumplings and run out of hell, don't let Zhong Kui catch you.

It turns out that the ghosts we encounter in the human world are all freedom fighters who escaped from hell. People thought Zhong Kui was just, but it turns out that he is just a soul terminator from hell. The ghost you meet may scare you, but in fact it just wants to ask you for help or

The reader warned, but it is a pity that it has lost the ability to speak after drinking La Mengpo soup between yin and yang. It just wants to tell you its tragic experience

but people don’t know why. There is only fear. I don’t even think about why he wanted to scare you because he was a human before. I just want to warn people not to make the same mistakes he made! So if you see ghosts, you can take them in, and if you don't look good, you can burn some incense.

Don't make a fuss. I saw Zhong Kui splash some boy urine or black dog blood or something.