Humor of hard drinking if you can't drink enough.

1. I have a stomachache for a long time, so if I drink some wine, it won't hurt.

2. You know that there are thousands of drinks. Drink as much as you can, or run away if you can't.

3. when I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall.

4. wine is a magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.

5. standing on both legs, drinking doesn't count.

6. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink it in a spicy mouth and leave it haunted. Stumble when walking, looking for water in the middle of the night. Woke up and regretted, physically and mentally exhausted.

7. Today is Monday, let's have a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

8. People who died in battle are dead, but those who are alive will continue to live and drink, remembering the time when they drank with us. [organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

9. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

1. Don't blame men for smoking, and don't blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

11. I didn't know that I had been drinking boiled water until I vomited one day and my friend took mineral water to gargle.

12. It rained in the sky and it was dry in the ground. That cup just now doesn't count.

13. If the past can be drunk, the memory is a hangover.

14. Too much drinking makes it hard to find talents.

15. Ordinary people don't drink, and there is no joy at all.

16. Move your ass to show respect.

17. oh, let a man of spirit venture where he pleases, and never tip his golden cup empty toward the moon!.

18. All anti-alcohol factions are tigresses!

19. lead the whole process and lead in the future.

2. The leader may not remember who respects the wine; Whoever doesn't respect the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

21. Waiter, is this wine watered? Humorous drinking sentences (part 2)

22. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

23. come at the call, and you can drink when you come, but you can't get drunk, get drunk but don't mess, mess without falling, but don't sleep.

24. If you can't get drunk, you can't solve the sorrow of missing Cui Hua.

25. stand and make a toast, and wait for two cups.

26. If you live like a dream, what is the joy?

27. wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I don't remember the person around me. It's just that the wine was soaked all over my body, from my heart, only into my heart.

28. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink, and they have no clue.

29. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

3. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

31. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

32. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Feelings are thick, not enough to drink. Feelings are too thin to drink.

33. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Afraid of drunkenness, white water is poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

34. Friends should drink alcohol, whether it is spilled or crooked.

35. The revolutionary wine is drunk every day, and it makes your eyes red and your stomach bad, and your feet are soft and your memory is greatly reduced.

36. Drink less, not more, and drink more, not more; Talk more and don't talk nonsense, nonsense and nonsense; Don't fool around, don't fool around.

37. The sky is blue and the sea is blue. Pass it down one cup at a time.

38. Bold words and wine make a hero. Sweet talk, advise friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of mind. Without words, enter the dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

39. You can drink a barrel and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be the one!

4. Smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful.

41. drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

42. If you drink such good wine, you will live forever! Humor about traffic jam on high speed

Humor about traffic jam on high speed

1. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally and you can take the same examination room as people you know.

2. Today, on the way home from work, the traffic jam blocked up the sense of holiday, and it was too difficult for a female driver with dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

3. The most cruel curse I have heard so far is: I curse that you will get stuck in traffic when you go out in your life! ?

4. I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. Still like to run away by yourself. ?

5. I was drunk on your wedding day and the whole street was stuck in traffic.

6. The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.

7. I finally got in line and got on the bus, and there was a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

8. It's really annoying to be stuck in traffic jams. There is a traffic jam on this road!

9. Are you tired? There's a long line on the garage road!

1. I saw you in traffic jam before going to bed, and you are still in traffic jam after waking up.

11. It was raining and there was a traffic jam when I went home tonight. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. It was really warm.

12. We escaped from the traffic jam army on National Day ahead of schedule and encountered the ugliest gourd and gourd baby in history, committing iniquity ...

13. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams do not block our hearts!

14. Anyone who is waiting for someone now calls and the first question is: "Where are you blocking that"?

15. When I go home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam, and I am stuck in a traffic jam.

16. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I was supposed to go to work an hour ago, because the traffic jam is still halfway, and I think it's OK, but the girl next to me is crazy about making angry voices with people, which makes me feel annoyed.

17. There is no road in the world, so there are more people walking, and the road is blocked. ?

18. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

19. Do you want to? Few people, few cars and smooth roads?

2. I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day last year, I seem to be dreaming.

21. When I went home for the holidays this year, my relatives were discussing how long it took me to get home. Humor of traffic jam on high speed

22. Under the dense drizzle, you are not afraid of fog and cloudy days. As long as you go out and get on the road, you will get stuck in traffic jams.

23. When I go home during the Spring Festival, I always face the traffic jam.

24. See and don't see, traffic jam version: If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there, and you can't walk without it.

25. Sorry, there is a traffic jam.

26. On weekdays, I spit out its smog and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

27. Apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, and they don't live in cars at home. ?

28. Going home for the Spring Festival is the perfect way home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

29. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Still for minutes, it's also clothing. Upset.

3. Is it weird? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

31. Lovers are waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in traffic or lost.

32. There is a traffic jam on the expressway, and the expressway service area is littered with garbage. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into a garbage dump!

33.? Expressway Auto Show, the largest auto show in the world, is a luxury auto show with the most complete variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

34. Traffic jam, traffic jam, always traffic jam. I'm so upset by your traffic jam. I'll be stuck with you all my life.

35. Traffic jams are cars, not time, and of course people.

36. Don't panic in traffic jams. Start a circle of friends.

37. I am a wandering wanderer who was stuck in a traffic jam on the expressway for an hour and now climbs to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

38. Go home for a long journey. When will it clear up?

39. It's not easy to go home, but it's ok and cherished. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

4. I didn't expect that someone went home last month and arrived this month.

41. Every time there is a traffic jam, I feel worried. As soon as I feel worried, I hit another song, but the road ahead is still endless. ?

42. Although I am happy to go home during the Spring Festival, the traffic jam is still painful. Now I am on the road, and there is a serious traffic jam. Weight gain again

weight gain again

weight gain again

1. I want to be fat into a sea and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!

2. losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first one is to eat, drink and be good!

3. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

4. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

5. The biggest happiness of fat people is that they are still fat after eating too much.

6. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze all those thin papers to death. . .

7. I don't think it's necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and it's time for heating for four months!

8. I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to change all my snacks into coffee and water.

9. I can afford to play. I'm not so picky as thin people. I don't eat this or do that.

1. I found that I seem to have gained a little weight, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

11. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.

12. My mother's cooking has repeatedly defeated my determination to lose weight!

13. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

14. I was once thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

15. It's not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being uneducated!

16. I always bring my own lifebuoy when I swim in the sea ...

17. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round and I know that I have gained weight at home.

18. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.

19. Your short is lifelong, but my fat is temporary.

2. I think I'm fat, but I really want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken and duck neck, and fish tofu with lotus root slices!

21. The fat boy's song of youth is really an adventure of meat buns. I gained weight again, and I took all the opportunities that God gave me to gain weight.

23. I used to be thin and I will be thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

24. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to being short now; Now I love eating, which leads to being fat and short.

25. I can eat all these before I sweat, believe it?

26. I have a heart to lose weight, but I am doomed to be obese.

27. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

28. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

29. A woman is ugly and has no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, the hero took a long time to arrive. The woman was angry when she saw that he was a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero is also angry: at least I have lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

3. I was so lucky that I got fat before the price went up.

31. You said take care many years ago, and I haven't lost weight yet

32. Many people who can't find someone like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

33. I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. I almost don't know myself when I look in the mirror. A round ball is me. My wish this year is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

34. At that time, Liang Qian was just like a sausage, covered in meat and tense. At the moment, like an air-dried sausage, it is dry without any water, and a layer of salt frost is also deposited on the casing.

35. It's good to live a happy and carefree life recently. You're fat and a little scorpion girl. Come on!

36. My mother thinks I'm fat, so she wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I have a look at my little arm myself, and I feel that I'm not hopelessly fat.

37. Why do you want to eat like a dog ... you don't think you are fat enough.

38. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend around her who has gained weight for many years.

39. I'm getting fat. I can roll over at such a short distance.

4. I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Ouch, I'm getting fat". I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your rice today.

41. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

42. Women always think they are too fat and other women are thin. Excerpts from 42 humorous articles describing the particularly hot weather

1. The whole city is hot to death, people are hot on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carage becomes a dog, the summer that will suffocate us, China is hot to death, the attacking sun, If you give me a cool day, we will be in those years.

2. Cousin got married and offered a glass of Coca-Cola ... When he drank it, he hugged his daughter-in-law and cried ... and moved all the guests ... Only I knew that I secretly put mustard in his coke, which was so hot that I couldn't think. I needed to find a place to cool off.

4. It was too hot to sleep last night. lz suggested getting up for activities, so the dormitory collectively got up to fight with the landlord, and those who lost got dressed. . . Alas, it's all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .

5. driving on the road, I have the impulse to rush into the green belt all the way.

6. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will be flooded. The broken pot has its own broken lid, and the ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

7. Can you?