The tour guide introduces himself humorously.

The tour guide introduces himself humorously.

The tour guide's self-introduction is humorous. I believe that most of the tour guides you meet are humorous. A humorous and eloquent tour guide will make the journey more joyful. Let's share my self-introduction humor. Welcome to read!

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The scenery is beautiful because of you, and the journey is more exciting because of me. First of all, I want to greet everyone: Dear friends: Good morning!

When we met in China, we asked you if you had dinner. Isn't it? Today is no exception. I also want to ask you two short answers first: First, did you sleep well last night? (The guests generally answered: Not good? Get up too early? Did everyone eat the second one this morning? (The guest will answer with a smile: Didn't you eat? ) Oh, I didn't know you were all newly added members of ethnic minorities in China! You see, there used to be 56 ethnic groups in our country. Later, it is said that two new ethnic groups appeared in our country. Did you hear the news? Do you all know which two ethnic groups it is?

"Lack of sleep" and "Insufficient nutrition" ~ ~ (Does the guest laugh? )~~

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There is a song called "Go home often", and there is a desire to go out often. To put it bluntly, it is tourism. I stayed in the city for a long time, listening to the noise, inhaling tail gas, busy with housework and work, eating and drinking Lazar every day. It can be said that my heart is broken, my mouth is worn out, and my body is almost exhausted.

Therefore, we should travel frequently, visit bigger cities, cultivate sentiment in the green mountains and green waters, and broaden our horizons in historical cities. What is the most important thing in life, not money, not power, I think it is health and happiness! Do you agree? (Everyone understands)

All right. Get to the point ~ First of all, on behalf of _ _ Travel Agency, I thank you for your support and love, and at the same time extend a warm welcome to you for your trip to Huangshan.

First, let me introduce myself. My family name is _. You can call me _ Director or Xiao _ directly. Call me _ director. It's more comfortable. Why?

As the old saying goes: cross a boat for a hundred years and sleep for a pillow for a thousand years. Today, we eat, swim, entertain and live together. Well, why do we live together? Some tourists ask, didn't we call our car pony in ancient times? Don't we live together? As long as you need me, I will appear in front of you for the first time.

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Good morning, friends! When the sun was angry, we set foot on this fertile land of Shaanxi, which was the land of Sanqin in the past. On behalf of the people of Guanzhong, I sincerely welcome everyone!

My name is Xiao Zhang, and I am a tour guide of Xi 'an Branch. In order to impress people, I will analyze myself first. You can see the deep grooves on both sides of my nose. Usually I like to go to the South Station to explain, so the color of the left arm groove is meaningful. These two ditches can be regarded as Jinghe River and Weihe River. My countless head lines seem to be the ridges of Guanzhong, with horizontal eyes and thick lips. I am a typical Shaanxi person. I think _ _ years ago, craftsmen of the Qin Dynasty recruited my ancestors to carve the Terracotta Warriors! In other words, when you see me, what you see is the eighth wonder of the biological world-the Terracotta Warriors.

Being guided by a living terracotta warrior is not only lucky, but also safe. Thank you!

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Hello, dear friends! Welcome to the capital Beijing for sightseeing. I will make new friends and meet new tour guides. My name is Chang Pingxiang, and I have always been "Chang", peaceful "Ping" and auspicious "Xiang". In other words, I will guide you and give you peace and good luck. If my name is in the era of Daxing Wenzi Prison in Qing Dynasty, I can escape, because my name can be interpreted as: long-term stability, peace in the world and auspicious purple. Maybe in those days, you could give me an official to do it.

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Friends from such and such places:

Hello everyone! Everyone has worked hard!

First of all, please allow me to welcome friends to visit our city on behalf of our travel agency. My name is Gui, and I am a tour guide of _ _ Travel Agency. Please call me ghost knife. This is our driver master. We are very honored. Master and I will provide services for you during our city tour!

Traveling here can give us two hearts: one is to "rest assured" and give it to master _, because he is skilled in driving and has 12 years of driving experience without any accidents; The other is "happy", so I'll leave it to Gui to guide me. During the tour, please recognize the sign of the guide flag to avoid following the wrong team. Please remember the time of concentration and sightseeing to avoid affecting everyone's activities because one person is late. If you have any questions or requirements, please ask as many as possible.

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My last name is Xiao, and my first name is Cao. Because my name sounds like grass, many people call me grass.

I have this name because my dear father's surname is Xiao and my lovely mother's surname is Cao. In order to let the world know that I am the crystallization of their love, I took this name before I was born.

To tell the truth, I don't reject people calling me that. Even when I joined the league, I introduced myself like this. Although the grass is ordinary, it is very strong!

Introduce my work. I am a tour guide. Many people say that the tour guide can coax the bird down from the tree, but I don't have the ability. I haven't even learned the most basic glib words.

I just graduated from college, I have been in the company for less than two months, and I don't travel much, but I have been complained twice, but I am not good at words. It's not that I have nothing in my stomach, but that I can't pour it out. Alas!

I know I don't belong to the ranks of beautiful women, and I don't wear makeup and skirts ... in my memory, it seems that I only wore them in the fourth grade of primary school, or because of the school singing competition. But I only wore it once, and I never wore it again.

Which girl likes to be called a beauty, but every evaluation of me makes people feel comfortable. Every time I hear such an evaluation, I will think of a person in my mind, that is, the Buddha sitting at the gate of the temple, laughing with laughter.

I don't blame anyone but my parents. They told me that they didn't pass on their excellent genes to me, otherwise they wouldn't be lonely until now.

Friends at home and abroad like to chat with me, and sometimes I feel like a trash can. But I'm not a very secretive person. When someone tells me, I will turn around and tell another person (but I won't tell you my promise to my friends). I'm not a secret keeper!

Although I look kind, I am stubborn. As long as I believe in one thing, I won't change. To paraphrase my mother, even nine cows can't be pulled back. If it doesn't sound good, it's stubbornness, hehe ... this is my strength and my fatal weakness!

In high school, I had a crush on a boy. He is handsome and talented. In addition, he studied music, and the post-artistic charm emanating from him almost charmed all the girls in the school.

But he was holding my friend's hand-she also studied music and was very beautiful.

Although I was sad at that time, I felt that he was worthy of her.

But then my diary was seen by him, and my good friend didn't talk to me much. To tell the truth, I really didn't want to rob it, and I know it myself. My friend's indifference to me made me understand that love can't be shared with others at all.

I was sad for a long time during that time, but I never cried. Because I think tears are just men's weapons and a sign of cowardice. I am a strong "grass", I can't show a little cowardice!

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Welcome to our _ _, I am more happy to serve you, and it is my pleasure to know you. Now please allow me to introduce myself briefly. I come once in a blue moon. I am the most talented and intelligent SHEN WOO in the tourism industry, paying equal attention to wisdom and beauty. Heroes and chivalrous incarnations, everyone loves them, and cars see cars. For the driver, the master can do whatever it takes, and for the guests, the master can do whatever it takes.

I'm just kidding you. Let's liven up the atmosphere. My name is _ _, and I am your tour guide in _ _. You can call me Xiao _. I'm glad to meet you in this billion-dollar ocean. This is our destiny. As the saying goes, a hundred years in the same boat, a hundred years in the same car. Since everyone met me in Dalian to serve everyone, I will definitely let everyone have a good time. I hope our service can bring you the feeling that it is not difficult to stay at home for a thousand days and go out for a thousand days.

Now I start our trip with a song. Please applaud your golden palm, silver palm and cactus for me. I believe everyone knows me. I hope everyone can get along well and have fun.

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"Dear friends, my family name is _, and everyone can call me Xiao _" It is very popular for tour guides to introduce themselves like this now. Is there a problem?

First, is it appropriate for them to just say "my family name _" to people? No, it seems dry and informal. Introduce yourself to the guests. The traditional etiquette of the Chinese nation is to give you a surname and a general name. The so-called "gentleman, do not change his name, do not change his surname." It is an important event in social life to report one's surname by name. It is obviously irregular for a tour guide to introduce himself and tell others his last name.

Second, give your last name to others to show your serious and responsible attitude towards your work. The tour guide leads the group, and tourists will look for him with a lot of things. For example, after the tour, tourists have something to find this tour guide named _. This travel agency has more than one tour guide named _. That will bring unnecessary trouble to tourists and affect efficiency. When the tour guide introduces his name to the guests, he does not cut corners, does not remain anonymous, and is careless, which is a sign of integrity. Giving one's surname by a common name will leave a warm and polite first impression on visitors. Isn't that important?

Third, the reason for this phenomenon may be the influence of foreign tour groups. For foreign tourists, after introducing their names, tour guides always add "Please call me Xiao _" because it is relatively difficult for foreign tourists to call China people by their first names. To put it simply, it is not only easy to learn, but also easy to remember, which improves the efficiency of communication with each other.

In addition, China people are used to adding "old" or "small" before their surnames. Introducing China people's address habits to foreign tourists is also spreading a culture. Foreign tourists will feel novelty and excitement, so the tour guide should point it out. What do you call a tour guide for domestic tourists? That's the right of tourists, and the tour guide doesn't have to intervene. Nowadays, many imitators blindly imitate without looking at the object and the specific language environment, and become stale yellow rice wine, which is a bit sour. Our tour guide explained to the tourists that we should be like Mrs. A Qing in Shajiabang, and talk like water. Only in this way can we show our skills and level.