Goodbye, pornographic singer

Two days ago, Piao Piao wrote about Cecilia Cheung's various "big words". The essence is not lying, but the habit of using exaggerated expressions to deepen her memory.

Unfortunately, it was the use of excessive force that aroused public resentment.

However, this is not her fault.

The "memory point" of the public has always been metaphysics.

Some people themselves are not interesting enough, so they can only rely on some rare stories to make more people remember them.

For example, "I don't sleep for 30 days" and "I get drunk when I eat pork". Regardless of whether it is true or not, I know that it is unhealthy and allergic, but I still try it crazily in front of the camera. It is too hard. .

And some people are so bright that they can’t even remember them.

We are talking about the old treasure boy who caused a stir on Weibo yesterday -

Fei Yuqing.

Teacher Fei Yuqing, who had previously announced his retirement from the entertainment industry, officially held a farewell concert. He, who had never drank alcohol, toasted to the fans and said goodbye to the stage where he had been singing for 46 years.

Has he brought many "memory points" to the public?

Too many to count.

And spans several decades.

In the eyes of the older generation, he is a generation of singers who sang classic songs such as "Dream Camel Bell" and "One Cut Plum".

The middle generation got his unique singing posture of looking up at the sky at a 45° angle. They wanted to imitate it, but they couldn't imitate it.

After fading out of the world, he can still become a hit among young people with his top variety show skills.

Ahem, to be more specific, it is the magic power of the "Dirty Demon King".

So there is a legend in the world about Fei Yuqing——

He raised his head and sang like a saint, but lowered his head and talked like a demon.

A mysterious man wandering between Fei Yuqing and Fei Yuzhen.

Most people first became aware of his treasure-level funny ability through the "hehehehe" joke on the ancient variety show "Little Brother Raps and Laughs".

The devilish intonation + devilish expressions and movements made the seemingly old-school jokes very popular compared to many of the artificial cleverness and distinction nowadays.

Other classic scenes? There are too many.

For example, the "Men Have Long Legs" series.

Scroll down to see the answer.

Similar——

What about women’s long legs?

Don’t peek at the answers.

For example, I asked Little S seriously: "Do you know why so many cows in the United States have mad cow disease?"

Little S said he didn't know.

The little brother said——

Another example is the boyfriend who was "struck out".

It tells the story of a man and woman breaking up. The man soon discovered that his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend were walking out of the hotel.

I was very angry. I stepped forward and choked: "This woman is my used second-hand goods, and you still treat her as a treasure?"

Due to the general environment of Taiwan's variety shows at that time , the pornographic accent is frequently used, and even the female guests can casually tell a few pornographic jokes.

So when the Grandmaster-level dirty demon king entered the mainland entertainment industry, his outstanding and fast driving skills were simply beyond the reach of ordinary people.

On "National Beauty", I casually told a few advanced jokes, which almost made SNH48's Xu Han burst out laughing.

What kind of joke is this?

There are no subtitles in the video, so Piao Piao simply dictated it.

1.

When the little mosquito went home for a flight, his mother asked: "Tell me how it feels?"

The little mosquito answered: " Mom, I think I must have flown very well, because everyone applauded me when they saw me.”

2. There was a female colleague in the office who came back from her honeymoon. Accusing her husband of being a liar.

"Before getting married, he said he would give me all his savings of more than 20 years, but it turns out it's not money..."

3.

One vote I traveled to Spain and got hungry after watching the bullfight.

I went to the restaurant and didn’t understand English. I saw the table next door ordering beef whip, so I followed suit. It turned out that a reservation was required, so they changed it to the next day.

However, the size of the dishes that arrived were not as big as the ones I saw yesterday, so I called the clerk over to ask for an explanation.

The clerk said: "I'm sorry, the matador lost today."

4.

Nowadays, the fertility rate is low, and many hard-blooded men donate sperm.

During the queuing process, there was a woman sneaking into the queue. The staff noticed it and went to dissuade her: "Miss, are you in the wrong queue..."

Women's The answer is this -

After listening to these four advanced jokes, Xu Han’s expression was as follows.

Although he is open-mouthed and has unlimited creativity in making jokes, someone raised such an interesting question -

Why is it interesting to hear Fei Yuqing speak in a pornographic accent? No obscenity?

In addition to his upright background of "raising his head and singing as holy as a Buddha", Fei Yuqing's artistic skills when speaking in pornographic accents are also worthy of learning from some straight men who "mistake offense as funny".

First, facial expressions and body movements.

When Fei Yuqing was telling a joke, he had an expression on his face as if he was telling a story.

Or he is interpreting the plot seriously.

Or you can act funny and infect the audience's emotions.

Or performing roles and plots.

He is always immersed in the drama and does not target anyone here.

Coupled with a large number of detailed characterizations and performances, simulated dialogues, various onomatopoeias, and imitated the characters' expressions and movements.

Watching him tell dirty jokes is more like listening to a book. His purpose is to make you focus on the content of the story rather than the people.

When the focus of pornographic jokes is not on the narrator and the people around him, it can avoid the sense of obscenity caused by the patriarchal gaze.

For a negative example, see Awakening.

The joke is not funny enough, but it also flirts with the two girls next to him. When they take a photo together, they also think of the sense of service of "two girls waiting for one man", and the sense of obscenity immediately rises.

Another thing that makes Xiaodian’s painting style brilliant is the wording.

The words he uses are often very obscure, elegant and subtle.

There is a feeling of being serious about saying bad things, but saying them so accurately that you can’t get angry.

For example, describe foreplay as a "warm-up".

In that era, "texture" was already used to describe the quality of a couple's sexual life.

To describe someone else’s figure as not being up to Chen Xiaoyun (Taiwan’s sexy female singer in the 1990s), use “the realm cannot be reached”.

Describe chest pads as "auxiliary".

Of course, the biggest guarantee lies in Fei Yuqing’s character.

Jiang Hui said: "If two people go abroad alone for work, it is safer to find Fei Yuqing, because he will only tell you dirty jokes."

Fei Yuqing's Dirty jokes only have performance significance and are not offensive in nature.

So it just became a kind of market art, not a toy to tease others.

The title of the King of Demons and the Ageless Yellow Emperor has spread like wildfire. In addition to appearing on various David TV festivals and singing and variety show stages, I also have videos with over 10,000 clicks on station B from time to time. inside.

However, if we only use the widely circulated saying "There is no more Fei Yuqing in the world, there is only Fei Yubu" to describe my little brother.

Piao Piao doesn’t recognize it.

After the contrast, the little brother has a unique and cute painting style, which is just the icing on the cake.

Put aside Fei Yu’s dirty imitations and pornographic jokes.

Fei Yuqing himself is still a treasure.

Because in addition to his unique style and speaking art, he sings better than he speaks.

Most of the young people’s first acquaintance with Fei Yuqing’s songs was from the song “Thousands of Miles Away”.

One of Jay Chou’s classic styles.

The lyrics are so beautiful, "The future is as thin as cicada wings and cannot withstand anyone's efforts to tear it apart."

Performed by Jay Chou in his familiar low and hoarse voice. The next second, a melodious and clear voice appeared, singing softly:

"I will send you away thousands of miles away, you are silent and black and white,

Maybe this is not the time of silence A love that is too far away."

Fei Yuqing's amazing voice in "Thousands of Miles Away" was Piao Piao's first memory of him.

Re-acquaintance.

The sound has a concrete image.

When singing on stage, Fei Yuqing always holds the microphone in one hand and will unconsciously raise the other hand when singing to the most emotional point.

Hold your head high, look up, and raise your hips slightly. At the same time, never forget to tap one foot to follow the rhythm.

Slightly exaggerated but completely immersive, Typhoon is unique and has remained unchanged for many years.

Fei Yuqing is still the one that the aunts hold dear to their hearts.

It is never an exaggeration to say "teacher's killer".

He held a concert in Shanghai and the venue was full.

When I record variety shows, go to the supermarket with Hua Chenyu and Chen Xuedong, I can always meet aunt fans who express their love for me.

Don’t blame the aunts for being excited.

Despite being called Fei Yuzu, the younger brother has always been humble and elegant.

Her hair is neatly combed and parted on the right side. In public occasions, she almost always shows herself in a suit.

Her speech is gentle and polite, and she sings affectionately, which is actually very consistent with the idol image of young girls in the early years.

Fei Yuqing’s “status in the world” is actually very high.

He can sing very well.

The sound is melodious and pure, the high notes are soft and gentle, but the breath is steady.

Emotional, but sad but not sad.

The qualifications are also old enough.

To be honest, there are very few singers of my generation who are active in the music scene.

When Teresa Teng was popular in the 1980s, her younger brother won the "Golden Bell Award for Best Male Singer".

She once praised Fei Yuqing's singing voice for being so loud, and Fei Yuqing also said that she admired Teresa Teng's singing voice. Unfortunately, the two of them only met backstage to say hello, but never collaborated.

In the classic clip of "Charlotte Troubles", the familiar background music "One Cut Plum" was also performed by my little brother at that time and became a hit in mainland China.

Many people don’t know that my younger brother was also a judge in Jacky Cheung’s competition when he debuted.

Later Jacky Cheung talked about this past on the variety show "Dragon Brothers and Tiger Brothers" hosted by Fei Yuqing -

Fei Yuqing also shared the "secret of singing" with him backstage - —

The singer said with a smile that he had been studying it for a long time, and he really felt that his skills had increased, and he finally won the championship.

The little brother was still humble and said with a smile, "Where is it?" On the contrary, Jacky Cheung added extra sincerely: "Really, really."

In fact, to put it bluntly, why should both parties be modest?

Everyone will believe it after watching this immortal duet.

A guy with a lot of memory points will occasionally be trapped by this -

Because of the age stratification of the audience, the fragmentation of hobbies, and the aura of the "dirty demon king", often overshadowing his musical prowess.

However, compared to those stars who have worked hard to establish an unstable "persona", Fei Yuqing has reached a high level in both "zhuang" and "harmony". After all, It's awesome.

He is both a humorous performing artist and a singing artist.

Even his status as the "Dirty Demon King" is certified by awards.

He won the Golden Bell Award, the highest award for Taiwanese hosts, and the Best Variety Show Host Award twice in 1995 and 1997 for hosting "Dragon Brothers and Tiger Brothers" with his brother Zhang Fei.

You know, Wu Zongxian has only won this award once.

What I see from him is not an impetuous and outstanding persona, or a sensationalist.

But the older generation of stars, no matter singing or performing tricks, are fully respected when they get on stage.