Copywriting describing the hot weather

The copy describing the hot weather is as follows:

1. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a head of garlic between me and the scallops!

2. If you don’t make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees, you are not familiar with them.

3. When the weather is hot, a calm mind can control the wind and rain. If you are irritable, bid farewell to the past and move toward happiness. Use reason to defeat emotions and always stay connected with optimism. Don’t look too far ahead and embrace the beauty in front of you. May happiness be with you from now on.

4. The weather is really too hot. If you want to eat a cold dish, you have to eat it while it’s cold, otherwise it will be hot in a short while!

5. Buy a mat and it will turn into an electric heater as soon as you sleep. Blanket!

6. The hot weather makes people irritable, and the sudden rainstorms also make people irritable. When I look in the mirror and see myself, I feel irritable.

7. There was no cloud in the sky, a scorching sun overhead, no wind, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

8. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!

9. The weather was swelteringly hot, with no wind at all, and the thick air seemed to be frozen.

10. The whole city is like a burnt brick kiln, making people breathless. The dog lay on the ground and stuck out its bright red tongue, and the nostrils of the mules and horses were dilated.