Humorous creative advertising words

The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your's head."

Job advertisement: An American newspaper advertised: "Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!" "

There is an advertisement in the advertisement column of a British newspaper: "Our dentist is in urgent need of a female secretary and receptionist. Please hang up and contact. If no one answers the phone, the position is still vacant. "

Hotel advertisement: "please eat here, or you and I will starve to death!" " "

Coffin advertisement: "God recommends products."

Warning advertisement: There is an advertisement in front of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you don't have a ticket, we promise to send you to your destination-London Safe House for free.

Beauty salon advertisement: A billboard hung in a beauty salon in the United States: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

Job advertisement: The job advertisement of a French class in Italy reads: "If you don't like this class after listening to a class, you can ask for a refund of your fees, but you must say it in French."

Cosmetic advertisement: The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Get rid of freckles early, don't leave acne."

Eye drops advertisement: "... after dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world."

Advertisement on tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland that reads: "This is the last resting place of Hermes McTavis. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is next to the 1 1 road and is open until 8 pm every day. " Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a barber shop, there is an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face."

Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of the parrot cage for sale, with a price tag of 500 francs: "Do you believe it, do you think it is worth 500 francs?"

Perfume advertisement: A new product advertisement promoted by a French perfume manufacturing company reads: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong used this glue to stick a gold coin worth 1000 yuan on the wall to promote a "powerful all-purpose glue". The advertisement is: "whoever can peel it off with his fingers will have gold coins."

Travel advertisement: The billboard of Swiss Tourism Company reads: "Come to the Alps quickly, the mountain will be gone in 6,000 years". A travel agency in the Netherlands published such an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. " Incentive advertisement: The advertisement of German "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is: If anyone can find that "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to contribute 1 10,000 yuan.

Creative words in real estate advertisements

One of the creative advertising words of real estate:

1. South China Country Garden may be the best villa community in South China.

2. Guangdi Garden takes the duplex subway to the spring home.

3. Dongfeng Square handed down new classics and enjoyed the present tense.

4. Yuan Jingui Century Huazhang in Baiyun District, the classic finale of Jindi (live as you please and enjoy success).

5. Walking in Haizhu District is naturally breathing (returning to natural life) (100000 square meters modern Lingnan Ecological Park)

6. Lijing Bay enjoys the riverside maturity of Shangri-La.

7. Jiashi Garden (Caribbean Bay Style)

8. Yuan Jun, the coastal area of Haizhu District, has a magnificent river view and extraordinary artistic conception (the first river view finished residence in the city).

9. 365-day seaside holiday in Meilin Binhai Garden, Wutianhe District

10. Century Huadu in Tianhe District enjoys a new life of "fertile land"

1 1. The dream of free and easy stay in the Oriental New World in Tianhe District.

12. The space of Zhonghai Kangcheng in Tianhe District determines the quality of life.

13. tianyi new village is surrounded by green leaves, with birds and flowers, fresh and natural, and the university is home.

14. Lijiang Garden, Panyu District (For 100 dreamers, they have achieved a rich and beautiful life in their dreams. )

15. The standard for optimistic houses in Xinghewan, Panyu District.

16. Guangzhou Agile Garden, international quality, international choice ("International Fun Carnival").

17. Sunshine Life Coast Style of Gold Coast Garden

The second creative word of real estate advertisement:

1. Perfect life is the time when the joint venture matures (2002' Quality Service Upgrade Year').

2. White-collar workers in Country Garden and Phoenix can also live in villas (give you a five-star home and build it with ten years' experience).

3. Build the first upstart apartment in Xiguan from Penglai Pavilion.

4. Tianhe Qiao Lin Garden is integrated into Guangzhou to be a "new Guangzhou person"

5. Baiyun Golf Garden Baiyun Mansion, the first choice is others ("good house, live for 70 years") (double jump, double repair)

6. Phoenix will build a villa for every successful Guangzhou person! (Phoenix Romantic Sunshine Villa/Independent Garden Villa) White-collar workers can also live in villas and settle down in forests and lakes.

7. Bihaiwan International Celebrity Mansion (new central axis, a luxurious back garden built by 100 billion yuan)

8. South China Olympic Garden Nanyuan Olympic Garden wins in comprehensive cost performance (I pursue it day after day to help you realize your dream of tomorrow)

9. Yijing Cuiyuan Home is green and livable (8.6M ecological balcony embraces 10,000 mu of ecological fruit forest).

10. The Pearl River Dijing feels the beauty handed down from generation to generation in the riverside art capital (French courtyard of Louvre) and the European cultural tour (interactive exhibition of Master Dali)

1 1. The extraordinary life of Times Garden makes Airport Road the supreme mansion.

12. Cuishan Mei Ting (Cuishan Mei Ting = Yuexiu Mountain+China Hotel)

13. Chengqi and Ligang South Port (Xiguan Style Tour, Xiguan Style Day Tour) (representative work of national sculpture master Zhong Zhiyuan-large group sculpture "Xiguan House" settled)

14. Kingston Mountain is more expensive than a piece of green reserved by nature (ecological park/fun grass skiing/family barbecue/tea tasting/celebrity life/negative ion oxygen mountaineering/golf).

15. The Blue Valley of Qiyi Garden is not far from the company, and it is very close to the green space.

16. Tianfu Green Park My family lives in Tianhe Park-Tianhe Wonderful Life Circle-Tianhe Park-a famous institution of Tianhe government.

17. Merrill Lynch Coast Tianhe Center large-scale leisure community with landscape garden on the riverside (looking for very men and women)

18. Jingdianju (challenge Linjiang Mansion 3800 yuan/square meter)

19. Gold Coast Garden went to sea in May 1 day (Qinghe East Road, a golden location of "New Urbanism")

20. The quiet family of Erjiafu in Shuiyin Road

2 1. Poly Garden Century Oasis has a beautiful home. Let the flowers bloom around you, on your face and in your heart.

Furniture creative advertising words

Left and right: left and right sofas, showing the champion style (building the first brand of living room culture)

Di Mei: Green fashion, Di Mei furniture.

(Evergrande) beautiful homeland: Freedom and Perfection.

Yulu Pastoral Furniture: Bringing Nature Home (Enterprise Blog | Special Topic).

Comfortable chair: comfortable body, comfortable mind and comfortable chair.

Huahui Furniture: Grade Promotes Status

Huang Ting Century Sofa: Centennial Palace, Eternal Value

Sensheng Furniture: My Sensheng My Home

Meidamei: Life is better because of Meidamei.

Children's Songs: Let Joy Enter Thousands of Households

Jeff: Weave a better life for you

Di Mei Furniture: Form first, space first.

School Furniture: Interpretation of Spanish Original Modern Furniture Fashion

Inclined sofa: a real sofa expert

Fuya Furniture: Everything is for children.

Red Apple: Really sincere.

Steven Roland: There is a concept of life.

Federation: high-quality life

Iris: European fashion, which means China (Italian style).

Home care technology: I love my family because I care about my family.

Di Xin: Eternal Mechanics, New Aesthetics

Peacock King Furniture: Green Furniture and Healthy Life

Hong Xuan Square: The Perfect Combination of Classicism and Modernity

New Year's Red Furniture: An Art Age of Stability and Witness to the Truth

Megaden Furniture: Building the No.1 1 brand of China Guangming Furniture.

Lu Jin Furniture: Elegant Design and Excellent Quality

Ai Kejia: I work harder because I'm not the best.

Albright: the eternal choice of exquisite quality

Mei Xing: Mei Xing is attached to a hundred schools and attached to Mei Xing.

Digole Furniture: Perfect Combination of High-quality Furniture

Aoshen mattress: fragrant world smells fragrant and sleeps.

Bluebird Furniture: A Brand Flying to the World

Hai Jun: Deduct fashion and show luxury.

Liulang Furniture: Deducing Life Fashion

Smith Barney Furniture: Wealth and elegance lie in Smith Barney Furniture.

Love your family, love your family and love yourself more. Love furniture three times, CCTV listed brand, use furniture three times to create a warm home.

Diluolan Furniture: Luxury and Elegance Showing Fashion

Jinma Kaixuan Home Furnishing: Extraordinary products and extraordinary homes.

Lian Le Mattress: Good people dream of Lian Le all their lives.

Rongxing furniture: the trend in the neighborhood is flying and the future is infinite.

Olympic Games: Perfect Home Everything starts with the Olympic Games.

Hong Kong Jujia Furniture: Choice of Jujia Furniture Manufacturers

Nanyang Dick: Quality Witness Strength

Juwangxing Mattress: A Healthy Sleep Expert

Fule Mattress: Create a healthy day for you.

Tiangong furniture: Tiangong furniture strives for perfection.

Zhongnan Furniture: Give you a warmth.

Yabao: Good furniture is better.

Big class sofa: diamond quality leadership style

Huari Furniture: Green Life in the Solid Wood Age (Promise to accompany you all your life)

100 top furniture: "German design. German craft. German plate "

Qumei Furniture: (Fashion choice, individual life) from Northern Europe, serving China.

Century Jingzhou: Creativity determines vitality.

European and American countries: real European and American countries

Short advertising words for perfume creativity

1, small is the essence, but also fragrant all over the world.

2, elegant fragrance in the world, a little online shopping for a while.

3, Xiao Ye perfume, discover your beauty.

4, the charm of perfume, a drop will be created with heart.

5, as honest as water, small incense buys beauty.

6. Choose Xiaoya and choose your own perfume.

7, the national color benefits the world, and the fragrance overflows the world.

8. Take it home for a hug. For me, this thing smells the best.

9, the perfect hypermarket, authentic small and fragrant.

10, Didi Xiang, the meaning is still unfinished.

1 1, with large capacity and small fragrance; Sincere, sincere, online fashion.

12, an option, "fragrance" with permanence.

13, Xiao Ye perfume, brand achievement by quality.

14, little affection, little fragrance.

15, she has infinite attraction, shining with dazzling brilliance and real elegant taste.

16, Xiao Ye network, the smell of women.

17, small and fragrant, beautiful and fashionable.

18, small and fragrant, infinite beauty.

19, the fragrance accompanies you and enters the ideal realm.

20, Xiao Ye perfume, just a gift for her.

2 1, Hunan and Guangdong are fashionable and beautiful.

22, perfect Dahuitang, authentic Xiaoxiang.

23, small and fragrant, fragrant Wan Li, don't believe it!

If you make others jealous, you should be jealous.

25. Between heaven and earth, you are a miracle.

26, Xiao Ye perfume, believe it, believe in beauty.

27. small is fragrant, and it smells all the way.

28. A man who wears earth perfume has solid earth under his feet and twinkling stars in his hair.

29, the national color "Tim" incense, small perfume.

30. Perfume is small and fine, and it is also promising.

3 1, the ultimate source of charm, don't forget Xiaoxiang.

32, Xiao Ye perfume, E perfume.

Believe in Xiaoya, the world aromatherapy.

34. The fragrance is charming and beautiful.

35. Small perfume makes butterflies fall in love with you.

36, Didi boutique, Didi Xiang Xiang.

37. Xiao Ye, realize your dream of becoming a fragrant princess.

38. Sincerity exudes noble fragrance and trusts small online shopping.

39, small perfume, better understand a woman's heart.

40. I am a princess: you are, and the sexy beauty of a princess lives in your heart.

4 1, low-key price, high-profile beauty; Aromatherapy service is refreshing.

42, affordable makeup, fragrance with life.

43, small money is affordable, and it was uploaded by Xiangfeng.

44. Dedicated to that wonderful time that is worth cherishing.

45. Small is true, good is beautiful, but big is fragrant.

46. Small perfume creates a fashionable life.

47. Little perfume, constant love for you.

48, small and extraordinary, natural perfume.

49, small perfume, care day and night.

50. Small perfume leaves fragrance everywhere.

5 1, light and small, fragrant in Wan Li.

52. Small world is really fragrant and beautiful.

53. Beauty bears witness to the choice of millions of people, little perfume, but fortunately it is you.

54, e road incense companion, trustworthy.

55 years old, Xiao Ye. Com, famous in the world; Buy fashion and smell the world.

56. Good or bad, just be yourself.

57. Buy what perfume, choose Xiaoya perfume.

58, small and fragrant, the charm blooms.

59, small and fragrant, easy to make up, fashionable and beautiful.

60, small perfume, a woman's little complex.

6 1, small perfume, beautiful and different.

62. Xiao Ye, Hunan and Guangdong are more beautiful.

63, small and small, fragrant but not fragrant.

64. Relax every E-spot and enjoy a wonderful day.

65. Small is also a classic, gentle and fragrant.

66. Infinite fragrance and romance.

67, drunk, believe in the world.

68. Love yourself, love life, and love small perfume.

69. Small is also good, and the hand has a lingering fragrance.

70. Low-key perfume is fashionable and wonderful.