A collection of forty humorous sentences suitable for posting on social media after you tan.

Suitable humorous sentences for posting on social media after you get tanned (Part 1)

1. I went hiking yesterday, and halfway through the climb I turned back the same way because of the sun. It was so hot that I was sweating after taking only two steps, and the sun-exposed skin turned black within a few minutes

2. If you have nothing to do, just soak in the sun. Maybe no one will tell you if you get tanned. What an idiot.

3. I was asked where I went to play with my hair and why I got so tan. And the most damning thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to be a little tan?

4. On July 23, with a high temperature of 35 degrees and a bright sun, we took a one-day trip to Shuangma Mountain. The biggest reward was meeting a girl who loves to take photos and her skin has been tanned to the Nth degree.

5. Others post about their relationships, food, and travels, but I am better at it. On this sunny day with the scorching sun, I get a tan.

6. It’s okay to get a tan in summer. What a blessing! The fact that I'm so white proves that I've been working and haven't gone anywhere...

7. You can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day long. Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month, and even her teeth were tanned when she came back.

8. Hey, if you get a little tan, no one will call you an "idiot"!

9. I can’t be white anymore, I’m going to get tanned... Just because I lost my umbrella and couldn’t bear to buy a new one.

10. The sun is so strong that it doesn’t even tan your brain.

11. During the Dragon Boat Festival, I went out to play, eat, and ride bicycles very happily. I got tanned and gained weight

12. It is often like this: winter has not yet arrived. I have gained weight and am already tanned before summer arrives

13. The sun please don’t tan me, please tan my parents’ hair.

14. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

15. In spring, I miss you, don’t destroy the greenery during the outing season; in summer, I miss you, don’t get tanned by the scorching sun; in autumn, I miss you, send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, the warmth of the south is waiting for me. Thinking of you all year round is called a good friend.

16. My carefully protected skin was still tanned after a trip to the water park and I couldn’t afford to hurt it.

17. Today, your tanned Hawaiian girl

18. I was tanned two degrees again

19. That day I I saw you, you were sitting under the sun, feeling uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: Keep your voice down, no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

20. I added a filter, maybe it would make me look better if I tanned myself... The key is to make me look slimmer... In fact, my tan was uneven. I was exposed to the sun on the beach during the Chinese New Year, and my arms were tanned. Little bit... Humorous sentences suitable for posting on social media after you get tanned (Part 2)

21. Wearing short-sleeved shirts makes you feel insecure. Even if you wear 50 times sunscreen, you still feel tanned

22. No filter can save my tanned skin.

23. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said that when I was in the first year of junior high school, I got tanned from playing basketball during the summer vacation and never got white again. She said she gained weight after eating in sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said there was another sad thing about me. I was very curious. She said I didn’t play basketball and that’s why I was so short. ah! What a painful realization! I want to eat chicken steak to calm down.

24. The weather is still hot after the beginning of autumn. Thinking about the amazing suspenders and tube top skirts in the wardrobe that have not yet had time to wear, and then looking at the skin color that has been tanned several times, I can only With a long sigh, it seems that I can only wait until next spring...

25. The tanned skin has been trained into steel and iron bones, and the frozen hands are still clenched into fists to practice martial arts, and the speed of charging into battle is embodied. The tiger descending from the mountain, with its iron-clad Kung Fu, inspires an attitude of eagerness to go to war. Born in this land and water, I swear to protect this territory. Anyone who invades our mountains and rivers will be killed no matter how far away he is. He becomes a dragon in the sea and a war eagle in the air shows his domineering attitude, destroying the enemy's morale. Put up the five-star red flag again!

26. I am not a kid from a rich family wearing high-priced clothes. I only have skin that is about to be tanned and a face that has been polished by wind and frost. I don’t have the power and money given by my family. What I have is just to fight for it on my own. I only know that I have to work hard for my own destiny. Forgive me for not having strong backing and power. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

27. Only when I am with you can I show my innocence!

28. Come and swim, don’t worry about getting tanned

29. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white clothes and covered the sky with a layer of silver-white silk satin, as if to say : "Children, go home quickly! Otherwise, Father Sun will tan your little faces." The clouds in the sky are in various shapes and forms, and they are really people's good friends.

30. "Sun, please tan my parents' hair but not me."

31. I thought that I might get tanned again after going to the fish pond for a day on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo during the meeting today, and I didn’t have any ideas, so let’s leave it at that

32. The sun didn’t make you red, it just tanned you

33. If you were completely tanned, they said I came back from the Philippines.

34. I really like to bask in the sun, which makes my body warm and makes me sweat! But why should we tan and get wrinkles?

35. In this season without moral integrity, nothing new can impress us. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves because the sun is too hot.

36. Be fully armed and don’t let me tan anymore.

37. I am so tanned just to protect you secretly

38. During a military parade of a certain unit, the chief walked by with his head held high, saying "Hello, comrades", "Hello, chief", "Comrades" "Thank you for your hard work" "Serve the people" "Comrades are tanned" "The chief is even darker"

39. It is not easy to take a taxi on this hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys who got off the car early. He also said that such a white skin cannot be tanned

40. "A bad life is like tears falling into the eyes, the sun getting tanned, and the rain getting wet." The blogger is so good at telling stories , every painting is full of spirituality. A collection of forty humorous sentences about getting tanned while practicing driving in the summer

A collection of humorous sentences about getting tanned while practicing driving in the summer

1. The skin that was carefully protected was still tanned I can't afford to get hurt after playing in the water park.

2. It’s really sunny today, I’m going to get tanned.

3. Summer is suitable for revealing desires. The exposed tanned skin, the body that is constantly sweating and exuding the smell of salt, the noisy blazing sun and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and distinct, like a non-stop shouting. This is not the case in autumn, winter and spring. These three seasons are the process of the world gradually fading and recoloring with difficulty. Human beings wrap themselves carefully and forget that they have ever run barefoot.

4. No matter it is severe cold, scorching heat, or windy and rainy; no matter the summer sun tans the skin, or the winter wind cracks the lips; traffic policemen stick to their jobs, and you are a team member of the city. Beautiful scenery. I praise you!

5. I’m already tanned before summer comes. . . Black who cannot be saved. . . I woke up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . .

6. The clouds in the sky are so beautiful, like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun was wearing pink clothes and smiling at people, as if to say: "Kids, get up quickly, the sun is coming." At noon, Miss Yun was wearing white clothes, covering the sky with a layer of silvery white. The silk satin seems to say: "Children, please go home quickly! Otherwise, Father Sun will tan your little faces. The clouds in the sky are in various shapes, and they are really people's good friends.

7. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

8. I came back from a trip! Even if I go out to play in this kind of weather, I will not get tanned as it gets hotter. Skin disease achievement.

9. The hair and face are integrated. 10. The P picture is really powerful...it can be so white after so many tans.

< p> 11. Time, please don’t take them away, please tan my parents’ white hair.

12. My latest favorite product, Albin No. 2 Whitening Penetrating Milk + Healthy Water. I was not used to using milk first and then lotion at first. I felt oily for some reason in May. At first, I gritted my teeth and continued using it. I thought I would never buy it again after using it up. After a month of getting used to it, I laughed. I finally discovered that his love will stabilize my skin and prevent me from getting acne. As for whitening, it’s fine as long as I don’t get tanned in the summer.

13. Military training is like a little sun all over your body. Tanning is not negotiable!

14. I thought that if my skin is dark, I will not be tanned anymore. The truth is, I am still very young. 15. Go out in this season. I can only get tanned. When will my white skin come back?

16. I think about summer vacation all day long, blow on the air conditioner, eat watermelon and watch TV dramas. I want to go out to play but I am afraid of the heat but don’t want to. Being tanned and clamoring to lose weight and become gray all day long is probably a sign of laziness.

17. In spring, I miss you, don’t ruin the greenery during the outing season; in summer, I miss you, Don’t get tanned under the hot sun; in autumn, I miss you, send me some fresh fruits; in winter, I miss you, the warm south is waiting for me, this is called a good friend.

18. Do I really hate this sunny weather? Last year, when I went downstairs to throw garbage, I held an umbrella and sprayed it with spray. Still, I got tanned. How can I still struggle this year?

19. Fully armed , don’t get tanned, who of you can still recognize it?

20. I hate summer because I get tanned. I like winter because when it’s cold, I can hug my loved ones. In the summer, I get tanned while practicing driving. Humorous Sentences Part 2

21. My wife loves to nag! She has no time to talk all day long.

Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month. When she came back, guess what, even her teeth were tanned.

22. A boy is a little devil! His eyes are not big, but they are bright. There is a small mouth under the high nose, thick lips, and snow-white teeth. His skin is very dark. I don’t know whether the white teeth darken the skin or whether it is tanned by the sun. skin? He was so thin that he seemed to be suffering from malnutrition.

23. Not only can I not get tanned this summer, I also have to cover up my skin and endure the heat. I want to be thin, healthy and white

24. Seeing myself being Tanned skin is very attractive.

25. My sister came back from the beach and specially tanned herself to highlight my beauty. I was so touched.

26. I really hope I don’t have to work overtime, but how is that possible? However, despite going to work every day under the scorching heat, I don’t seem to be tanned at all... and I have become whiter inexplicably...

27. I backed into the garage today and my skin was tanned...

28. I just hope I don’t gain weight this summer and don’t get tanned

29. Take a trip to the countryside and you’ll get more than just a tan.

30. Compared with people with fair skin, people with darker skin are always more likely to be tanned. Apart from genetic factors, this is because the depth of skin color depends largely on infants and young children. and even the amount of time exposed to sunlight during childhood. Therefore, sun protection should start from childhood!

31. I thought that I might get tanned again after going to the fish pond for a day on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo during the meeting today, and I didn’t have any ideas, so let’s leave it at that

32. I was asked if it’s not hot in LA. Wear long sleeves... It’s hot. It’s extremely hot. Babies are just afraid of getting tanned.

33. My skin has begun to break out after being tanned in the summer. It’s so disgusting~

34. My eldest sister and I are uniquely blessed by the sun. Even when our skin is tanned, We still learn to smile, smile.

35. The sun didn’t make you red, it just tanned you

36. Come fully armed, don’t let me tan anymore.

37. I don’t allow any inch of skin on my body to be tanned

38. “Because I’m afraid of the dark! That’s why my academic performance has been poor since I was a child!” “What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark? ?” “Because I don’t dare to look at the blackboard”

39. Sorry, I really forgot that I was tanned. None of these nude colors are suitable for me, so I have to save them for the winter.

40. Another eight degrees of tanning. A collection of humorous sentences about being teased by friends after tanning (40 sentences)

A collection of humorous sentences about being teased by friends after tanning People are calling you an "idiot"!

2. At night you can only see my eyes.

3. In Happy Valley, the sound of tourists playing was one after another. I like summer because summer is hot. Although the scorching heat has scorched the earth, it has given it the heat to breed living things. Although the scorching sun tans our skin, it gives us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass appear as green as emerald and the flowers are so dazzling.

4. I am not a hypocritical person, and I have never been afraid of getting tanned, but I am afraid of getting sunburned. I feel like my neck is getting sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than those in Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel like my tonsils are inflamed again!

5. In order to prevent others from calling me stupid, I stand in the sun every day and tan myself, so no one will call me an idiot.

6. After more than 20,000 steps, I got tanned twice. If I have to give you a strategy, there is only one word: there are too many people, so don’t go!

7. My body gets tanned too easily. Summer is not here yet. My arms and legs are already so dark that I can’t even look at them. I’m very active in sun protection. My face doesn’t get tanned at all, just my body. You're so tanned

8. Don't think that just because you're tanned can cover up the fact that you're an idiot

9. The Longmen Escort Bureau played the finale of "Everyday Youxi Chasing Fish" Na My sister went to the base camp for vacation and there was nothing to do. The military training was over and she was tanned. She finished buying watermelons and summer is about to leave

10. I backed the car into the warehouse today and my skin was tanned...

11. I am so tanned to protect you secretly

12. Even the seemingly sunny future has the risk of getting tanned.

13. I tanned like a local. There is no picture. I am very sad. I don’t have big white skin. One tan will ruin everything! !

14. When I think about getting a tan in the summer, thousands of grass and mud horses float through my mind, as if they are galloping. drive! Call! Hurry! …

15. School starts tomorrow, so I’m a little irritated. I don’t want to get tanned during military training!

16. When I met foreigners, they asked me in English which country in Africa I was from.

17. Compared with people with fair skin, people with darker skin are always more likely to be tanned. Apart from genetic factors, this is because the depth of skin color depends largely on infants and young children. and even the amount of time exposed to sunlight during childhood.

Therefore, sun protection should start from childhood!

18. July is almost over, and it’s almost time to officially welcome high school life! ! I don’t want to participate in military training...! ! ! ! Gotta get tanned! ! ! !

19. I am now playing basketball with him in the bright sun on the basketball court. If I get tanned, I hope he will invest in buying me whitening products. If he gets darker, I will not want him.

20. Today is the day when I took more than 10,000 steps and got a tan. Part 2 of humorous sentences that were made fun of by friends after getting tanned

21. Although I am more than a little tanned, I feel My skin has improved... Finally, my face is no longer rotten + I can no longer wear makeup... I like a place with humid air... I don't care, I will definitely live in the south for a while...

22. Cover it up It’s thick. I guess straight men don’t wear sunscreen on their bodies to effectively avoid getting tanned.

23. I got two degrees of tan again

24. This summer is in my hands I planned to tear off my brand name twice, and ran wildly outdoors despite the high temperature and the pressure of my skin being tanned. Many people came back to complain to me but told me to try it again next time during the holidays. We will still remember these things clearly when we are old, but the next time we play, it will be when we graduate.

25. I thought that if my skin was dark, I would never get tanned again. The truth is, I'm still very young.

26. My latest favorite is Albin No. 2 Whitening Penetrating Milk + Healthy Water. I was not used to using milk first and then lotion at first. I felt oily for some reason in May. At first, I gritted my teeth and continued using it. I thought I would never buy it again after using it up. After a month of getting used to it, I laughed. I finally discovered that his love will stabilize my skin and prevent me from getting acne randomly. As for whitening, as long as you don’t get tanned in summer, that’s fine.

27. Step into the sunshine and be a tanned woman!

28. The sun is too hostile to me. Forget about getting a tan. I still get sunburned. After washing my face, I put some lotion on my face and it stung so much. The point is that traveling like this must last for a long time. People are irritable

29. In the evening, I shared a sad thing with my deskmate. I said that when I was in the first year of junior high school, I got tanned from playing basketball during the summer vacation and never got white again. She said she gained weight after eating in sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said there was another sad thing about me. I was very curious. She said I didn’t play basketball and that’s why I was so short. ah! What a painful realization! I want to eat chicken steak to calm down.

30. Be fully armed and don’t get tanned. Who among you can recognize her?

31. The clouds in the sky are so beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun was wearing pink clothes and smiling at people, as if to say: "Kids, get up quickly, the sun is coming." At noon, Miss Yun was wearing white clothes, covering the sky with a layer of silvery white. The silk satin seems to say: "Children, go home quickly! Otherwise, Father Sun will tan your little faces." The clouds in the sky are in various shapes, and they are really people's good friends.

32. We are the only ones who take the risk of getting tanned by getting up early in the morning to go hiking

33. It feels like we are going to get tanned by the sun, and it’s really tiring to climb hills by bike. It’s time to buy a small electric device

34. I don’t have enough balance during the holidays. I went out to play on November 1 and got tanned. I ate and gained weight. My skin wasn’t white at first and now it’s even darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me whiter. Haha

35. I knew I was going to get a tan, but I still stubbornly put on short shorts because it was too hot

36. My sister came back from the beach and specially tanned to highlight my beauty. I was so touched. .

37. My skin has started to break out after being tanned in the summer, so disgusting~

38. If I add a filter, I might look better if I tan myself... The key is to look thinner... In fact, I don't tan evenly. I was exposed to the sun on the beach during the Chinese New Year, and my arms were a little tanned...

39. I don't allow any inch of skin on my body to be tanned

40. If you don’t want to cover up your tan in summer, just tan! A collection of sentences suitable for posting on Moments after moving

Sentences suitable for posting on Moments after moving (Part 1)

1. It’s my first time to move in Shanghai. It’s very tiring, but there is one thing. The clean and warm room is really great.

2. It’s like the mood you feel when saying goodbye to your loved ones when traveling far away from home. After stuffing clothes and daily necessities into large and small bags, he sat on the bed without bedding, feeling empty in his heart. I always feel like there is something else I want to take away. My mind goes blank and I can’t remember what it is.

3. Moving to a new home! I'm so hungry! Being smart, I suddenly remembered that the only food in the refrigerator was glutinous rice balls, so I replenished my energy first.

4. There are stars in the five elements today, and gods will also immigrate. It is the best day to move and become a god. The house will be full of wealth and treasures, and you will be a god all your life.

5. In life, there will always be parting. Yes, I have to move and leave my old house, but I still feel reluctant to leave here. There are so many stories that happened here and I have beautiful memories of my growth. It seems that it has become an indispensable part of my life.

6. Moving is painful and tiring, and packing is the most painful. Every time you move, your hands get hurt!

7. Today is a good day. We have moved to a new home. After a year of busy work, we finally moved in. Let’s commemorate it!

8. The sun is shining brightly, the east wind is sending you love, you are happy to move to a new home, your virtues shine on your neighbors, and your talents are known all over the world!

9. Moving is really tiring and tiring, but fortunately I can always be with you in the future!

10. Moving to a new home, good luck will arrive, you will be in a golden nest, your lucky star will shine, everything will go smoothly, you will be in a good mood, you will be safe, you will laugh all day long, your life will be beautiful, you will have less worries, you will be healthy and happy.

11. I am exhausted from moving...

12. I am about to move, but I can’t bear to part with my old house. I have so many memories here, I miss it so much I had a great time here and hope to come back again if I have the chance.

13. Moving is too tiring, light a candle to get rid of the smell

14. Moving is too tiring to live like a female series

15. Packing things is really hard I am very tired. Moving is really tiring. I only finished half of the tidying up in one night. I have to clean up all the garbage that needs to be cleaned up. Live a good life!

16. There are certain things that you must take with you when moving, such as: happiness, joy, health and other valuables. Some rags must be thrown away: sadness, worry, helplessness!

17. The moving goods were transported smoothly, the new home was lively and prosperous, and the family was happy.

18. When moving, I always think about how great it would be if I could take the old house with me and move to a new location. Although I know it is impossible, I have been fantasizing about it and thinking about it so much. Make this dream come true!

19. Celebrate the New Year, move to a new house, wear new clothes, beautiful life is everywhere, show off your mood, great!

20. Congratulations! Congratulations! Moving to a new home! Sentences suitable for moving to Moments (Part 2)

21. The legend of happy grass: One leaf is faith, two leaves are hope, three leaves are love, four leaves are luck, I want to give it to you Your four-leaf clover, achieve what you want to accomplish. I wish you a happy move and good progress.

22. Moved, too tired to talk, sleepless

23. Build copper walls and pink iron walls to add splendor to the luxurious home; add gold beams and erect jade pillars to make the courtyard shine.

24. I have moved and have to leave my old house. I really can’t bear to leave every tree and plant here. Sometimes, I can clearly tell everything around here when I close my eyes. Sometimes the familiar feeling is really overwhelming. The feeling is wonderful!

25. Sincere old friends! Congratulations and may your life get better and better! Even if you move to a new home, don’t forget your old friends.

26. I dreamed about moving last night. I thought I was so happy that I could finally have a room that truly belongs to me. It turned out to be just a dream.

27. Life is a process, with twists and turns and ups and downs. There are times when things go well, but there are many places where you are disappointed. When you move, sometimes you find a good environment and your mood will become better.

28. They say people should look forward, but why did I feel sad when I moved out of my old house? It seems that I am too sentimental. Every time I say goodbye, I always feel reluctant to leave, and this time I moved too!

29. Although moving is troublesome, it is also a life experience. In parting with the old things, we will be more grateful and cherish the love we once had.

30. Tired. It's been a tiring day being a bridesmaid. Thinking about having to move and find a roommate at the end of October, it’s even more tiring

31. The spring breeze comes to the Xi Jianhua Hall; the move to a new house is full of joy. The first grand opening is beautiful; the new house is completed, bringing blessings and longevity.

32. I moved to a new home today, a strange feeling, a new start tomorrow, a new company, come on! Today I also saw the charming photo posted by Firefly. Maybe, if this was how he looked when I first met him, I wouldn’t like him~

33. In this indifferent city, it is necessary to I have to move every once in a while, because if I stay for a long time, I will be easily hurt too deeply by the indifferent old faces!

34. When moving, what you move are things, but what you leave behind are memories. There are too many past events that will never be separated from this house, and future memories will also be inseparable from the appearance of this place.

35. Moving is really tiring. All the things I hoarded over the years have become a burden. I am really spending money and making a living.

36. January 24, 2016: Moving to a new home, it snowed for the first time in Shenzhen. Good night!

37. Living is getting better and better. There are reasons why we choose to move. Either the conditions where we live now are too poor, or the rent where we live now is too expensive, or the place where we live is too far from where we work. So when we move, we usually move to a place with better living conditions, cheaper rent, or more convenient work.

38. Moving is so exciting, damn, I’m so exhausted, my whole body hurts, I can’t even eat pizza, I’m really paralyzed...

39. Every time I move There is a kind of contradiction.

For the convenience of work and the interests of family, we seek a more suitable location for greater development. At the same time, we have to give up a lot of things and sacrifice a lot emotionally. It is a kind of farewell... Every time we move, there is a kind of longing.

A new environment, a new starting point, set sail with full enthusiasm and the blessings of friends...