Three and a half humorous lines script

Sansentence and a half was originally a literary program performed on the stage. What are some funny lines? The following are three and a half funny lines, welcome to read.

Three and a half funny lines 1

Teachers' Day is three sentences and a half lines.

A: It was a happy event all the way.

B: Happy holidays,

C: Sister Wang invited us to perform.

What a wonderful performance!

A: It's fun to come on.

B: The platform of curriculum reform is very easy.

C: resources * * * enjoy the whole person,

D: great!

A: Harmonious friends love No.8 Middle School.

B: My brothers and sisters are very happy.

Captain: Don't forget our leader,

D: great!

Let's hurry up at school later.

B: both macro and micro are side dishes.

C: The water in the Red River is really good.

D: nothing!

A: The hardest part is the logistics department.

The secretary's eyes rested on Feng Road.

C: Park Jiao stamped her feet with anxiety.

D: Line 1 is fine!

A: Chen Xiao has few words and correct thinking.

B: it's difficult to plan teaching.

C: Don't talk in front of any school.

D: not to be taunted!

A: Mou Xiao is very popular with everyone.

B: Considering the welfare of trade unions,

C: Good quality and low price are what people want.

D: immortal!

A: Looking back at Ding Jie's independent group,

B: Dai Yue is not idle either.

C: Doug Dong Ying became a lady.

D: great!

A: Zhao Hui dedicated the love of the Virgin Mary.

B: Brother Yugang kicked it with his foot.

C: Put this book on your bike.

How handsome!

A: There are frequent reports of the college entrance examination.

B: Try to cure your pride.

C: It's getting better every year.

Oh, no!

A: the base camp of love and dedication,

B: Build a warm family,

C: Xiao Hu wants to pretend to be Chen.

D: no!

Sister Feng Ying waved.

B: The second year of high school is dedicated to moving forward.

C: Brother Weidong, we are not afraid.

D: take it down!

Zhao Hui smiled again.

B: Vows are precious, but actions are important.

C: Gao must continue on his way.

How cool!

A: Come on, fight all the way.

B: All passers-by will meet March.

Dear friends, thank you for coming here in spite of your busy schedule. Let's get together tonight to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Longzhong Factory. When we meet at this Mid-Autumn Festival full moon, we are extremely happy. Ah, our mood is extremely happy.

It coincides with August 15, and it is also the anniversary of Longzhong Factory. I'm so glad the double happiness door is good!

The guests and friends were full, and the development performance of Longzhong was soaring. Take this stage to take credit for the moonlight, table one table.

Yuhuan in the east of Zhejiang is blue and picturesque. Spring thunder resounds all over the earth, and the tides rise and fall.

Enterprises know the east wind, brainstorm and practice internally. The tappet was successfully developed, 1993.

The research and development of brake discs are interlocking, and technological innovation is in mind. Seize the market tightly, establish honesty and forge ahead 94 (that is)!

With the scale development in the Ninth Five-Year Plan, Zhejiang Longzhong showed its talents. Determined to reform the road to strengthening enterprises, keep going!

1967 stabilize the market, invest in technical transformation and seek quality. Suzuki came to the competition, which was great. Secretary tribe

Work hand in hand with TISCO to develop steel plate specialization. The brake disc is made of better material.

Re-granting the right of self-export, Peugeot, piaggio. ?system has also been adopted and is moving towards internationalization.

New product development is unusual, and patented technology is floating. International market exhibition, anchor and sail.

Fighting for the new millennium, Wuyang Honda gets married. Rapid development and high-quality products, strong will.

Social stability, good environment and active economy. Encourage private enterprises to reinvest and reach new heights.

C: Shake the late red envelope.

Three sentences and a half funny lines 2

The festival will be very happy, everyone will get together, and we will perform on stage to encourage.

The whole room is full of smiles, and everyone is smiling happily. Happy holidays, teachers. Congratulations.

The teachers in our school are all good, and everyone listens to the leader. Oh, here comes the leader. Welcome.

Let's talk about our headmaster first. He has a strong brand awareness, a set of teaching management and strong ability.

Besides, the lovely teacher Liu is smart and popular. He is our pillar, but we can't live without him.

There are also dear teachers, who are hard-working, diligent, professional and pioneering.

In addition, today's get-together, everyone responded together and worked hard for the good performance of the program.

All teachers compete, dance, sing and make three and a half sentences. Whoever wants to just look at it will be detained.

My program is coming to an end, so let's make more comments and express our best wishes to you. Let's go

Three sentences and a half funny lines 3

1. The classroom is very cold and the lights are not on. If you don't sit down, there will be no room. The new school building will be opened next year. ) that's enough!

2. It's boring to attend classes during the New Year. What should I do when I doze off while listening to music and chatting? (bang! ) copy!

Eating, drinking and having fun are very expensive, and there are more than a dozen campus hotels. ) It's too dark!

The teacher is hard and tired, teaching and educating people is wonderful, but I didn't do well in the exam. ) hey!

5. Graduation assignment is really difficult. You have to pay for going out of the province, and there is still a way to go. ) Postgraduate entrance examination!

There are many discussions about right and wrong on campus. What did the campus say after that? (bang! ) society!

7. Killing people in a hospital is not illegal. If there is something wrong with the liver, cut the stomach. Don't walk while carrying the body. (Hum! ) pay!

8. There are many section chiefs and directors. Who are people listening to? In the end, there was no unification, (dang! ) meeting!

9. Two people have the taste of dating, and they stroll in pairs on the river bank, looking for the dark place without light, (bang! ) affordable!

10. This bustling city is really busy. You can't enter the public toilet. Don't worry about how anxious you are. (hi! ) twenty cents!

1 1. The hygiene here is very strict, and littering will be fined. Why pay ten dollars? (bang! I didn't pick it up!

12. The organization has an iron rice bowl, and it will be miserable if it goes bankrupt. If you want to live a good life, (dang! ) development!

13. Everyone worked hard to prepare for today's get-together. I wish you a happy new year. ) retreat!

Three sentences and a half funny lines 4

1. Let's celebrate the 10th anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations and look forward to tomorrow. Cheers!

2. section chief j? There are many people. Who are people listening to? In the end, there was no unification, (dang! ) meeting!

The teacher is hard and tired, teaching and educating people is wonderful, but I didn't do well in the exam. ) hey!

4. It's boring to attend classes during the New Year. What should I do when I doze off while listening to music and chatting? (bang! ) copy!

In addition to today's get-together, the whole park responded and worked hard for the good performance of the program.

6. Sailing Federation is so lively that the whole country knows it. If you want to ask why this is so, that would be great.

7. Trade union activities are particularly good, climbing mountains and tug-of-war to do gymnastics, keeping fit, showing talents and being very lively.

8. The administrative work is trivial. It doesn't matter if you are pregnant. Every effort is precious. Wow! (Jiang is pregnant)

9. In short, you talk nonsense about big and small issues. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares! (collective complaints to the audience)

10.mm asked me for photos, which might ruin my old man. It's not that there are no photos of life. It's ugly.

1 1. I am cheerful and everything is fine. As soon as I go out, there will be a god of wealth. I won the lottery and opened the gift bag. Damn soap. (Liu prepares soap, Jiang performs)

12. Personal mood is good or bad, and the stream of consciousness is really good. I love it when I finish writing red wine and coffee!

13. Brothers and sisters unite as one to save the day, and some people look sad and anxious ~

14. There is only one paragraph here, and the four of us are standing on the stage, with gongs and drums. ) add chaos!

15. The leader is considerate. Mr. Lu personally sent spices and peanuts and mustard tuber, which was quite handsome! (Amon plays Manager Lu, shaking hands with you and cooking mustard tuber)

16. I said three and a half sentences today and didn't say much. No matter how good it is, don't run!

17. Novels and poems are also welcome, and the words and sentences are good enough. I can't understand one or two articles, and I'm sweating ~

18. In August, I went to road trip and Tibet. 13 Warriors were all cows, so I stayed in the history of the Sailing League and traveled at my own expense!

19. Archival affairs are trivial. Don't say it's okay. Every effort is precious, so tired!

20. The New Year will be very happy and everyone will get together. Let's perform on stage, come on!

2 1. Eating, drinking and having fun are very expensive, and there are only a dozen campus hotels. ) It's too dark!

23. Free health care, no graffiti on the wall, no spitting, no contempt!

24. The new year has come again. I salute you first. I bow to you and give you money!

25. The cold lights in the classroom don't work, and there is no room to occupy seats. The new school building will be opened next year. ) that's enough!

God gave me a mouth to teach me to shout slogans, and I only learned it? Interesting.

27. The task of setting new goals in the new year will not be too high. As long as everyone works together, Qi Xin will definitely surpass them.

28. Knock, knock, knock.

29. Kindergarten teachers are very good. Everyone listens to the leader. Hey, the leader is here. Let's clap!

30. In XX, we have made great progress and social welfare is not lazy. Dalian was the first to help students, and it was sweet to recall that painful experience!

3 1. Everyone works hard. It is more important for the learning center to lead the whole class and establish a correct outlook on life than dedication.

32. Graduation assignment is really difficult. You have to pay for going out of the province, and there is still a way to go. ) Postgraduate entrance examination!

33. We have done very well this year. We should never be proud. Let's hold a meeting of leaders to sum up and make progress.

34. The window service business is wide, the talent center is ringing, and the performance is like climbing stairs, one step at a time!

35. Good evening, colleagues. Welcome everyone to come. Whatever you say, don't run! (Xiao Zhang runs, Bo grabs back)

36. Regional affairs are important to the country and the world. We attach importance to major and minor issues and attract investment in industry and service industries. Wow!

37. Good evening, class (wave your right hand). Everyone is welcome to give guidance. No matter how well you behave, don't run!

38. The four of us took to the stage to celebrate with gongs and drums. What should we say? (Mao) Bye! (First three people): It hasn't started yet. Why did you say goodbye? (d) Hey, hey, start over.

39.62 meters 22 sand, take a bite of steamed bread and slag, the rice tastes terrible and want to go back, (dang! ) find fault!

40. In order to run the party well, everyone has worked hard to prepare, and there is still a good show to see later. Let's retire!

4 1. The results of the center are getting better and better, and the sweat of the leaders is indispensable. The leadership team is United and cooperative!

42. Financial personnel are highly skilled, running around with abacus on their backs, saving money!

43. Good evening, colleagues. Welcome everyone to come. Whatever you say, don't run!

44. It is difficult to innovate the comprehensive property, pay close attention to environmental sanitation and build a canteen garage.

45. Top-down mobilization in the region makes it difficult to start a second venture. Let high-tech word-of-mouth spread and work hard!

46. Free Zone is my home and your's, brothers and sisters, haha.

47. Later, some European friends made trouble in Dalian, eating seafood to see the scenery and taking a group photo. It was unusual and complete!

48. It is said that the event was held the year before last, which was not very popular and it was difficult to gather. Beijing boy acted first and made a contribution!

49. Let's come to the party tonight. We are not afraid of getting drunk after drinking a thousand cups. Next year, whether he is tired or not, he will sleep after drinking! (Jiang, the fat man is sleeping)

50. Pearl Lake fb first, Luxiang Garden has many European friends at Christmas, and fireworks are set off on New Year's Eve, which is booming!

5 1. Since I set up the free version, I have to get up early every day to browse and turn on the computer before I can lift my shoes and put them on backwards.

52. There is a lot of planning work, brainstorming every day, managing fences and advertisements, dizzy!

53. Market research is very important. I have blisters on my feet. By the way, you can still find a wife and earn money! (Zhan Jun prepares marriage certificate for action)

54. There are also many talented people in this area, old and young. Ask them how much they have contributed!

55. Branches all over the world are not lonely. Xi 'an, Dalian and Jiangsu and Zhejiang have one activity after another. Happy!

56. General Qin's voice is loud and funny. He doesn't forget to fire a gun when eating, and strategic work is indispensable. It's good! (thumbs up collectively as a compliment)

57. There are many writers and sailors, and two sentences will catch up with that, that, that, that, that, stop fighting ~

58. At the end of the year, the bonus will be 20,000 yuan, and each person will have three and a half boxes of Maotai, and chicken, duck, fish and fish can be eaten casually. ) nonsense!

59. The trip to Dalian is unforgettable, and the trip of sea and wind is coming again. Everyone likes the theme of happiness. Welcome to visit again!

60. The environment here is first-class, with everything to eat and play, and the tuition is only xx-x, neither expensive nor expensive.

6 1. This bustling city is really busy. You can't enter the public toilet. Don't worry about how anxious you are. (hi! ) twenty cents!

62. It is difficult to tell the difference between the upper and lower parts, and prawns and shrimps may be missed. Please remember that you sent wine. Funny three sentences and a half lines

63. The iron rice bowl of public institutions will be miserable if they go bankrupt. Think well, (dang! ) development!

64. After talking about the lead singer and screenwriter, everyone is talented. I want to keep looking at a watch, hehe ~

65. Dalian eats seafood buns, Jiangsu eats fish and shrimp, and Xi 'an farmers get together to keep fresh.

God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to walk upright, but I only learned it? run away

67. Two people are dating. Stroll along the river bank in pairs, looking for dark places and places without light. ) affordable!