Who knows the name of this sketch?

Are you talking about Anxious? Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong said it, but it's not a stamp, it's a letter of introduction for children to start a nursery school. If you stamp everywhere, it seems that it's only in Multi-storey Hotel, but it's not Jiang Kun's, it's Ma Ji and Tang Jiezhong's. I'll give you a line from Anxious, and see if it's this one:

Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong's lines from Anxious are as follows:

A: I heard that an actor like you knows a lot of people.

b: well, there are quite a few anyway!

a: quite a few?

b: hey.

a: I think there is someone you are not familiar with.

b: who?

a: it's always urgent.

b: always in a hurry?

a: it's right next to our house. This surname Ji, because he is so anxious, everyone calls him "Lao Ji".

b: who is he in a hurry with?

a: I'm in a hurry with everyone. There's no time to be in a hurry all day long, starting with opening my eyes.

b: so ... who are you worried about when you get up in the morning?

a: sitting by the bed worrying about the alarm clock.

b: wow.

a: staring at it-"master Tang, did you see it? I bought it yesterday. It's scheduled for 7: 3, and it's 7: 45 today. There's no movement at all. "

b: hey.

a: "you said I bought a mute. Do you think I called him or did he call me? Right? "

b: it's an alarm clock, even a few minutes early or a few minutes late.

a: I don't want to hear that.

b: what's the matter?

a: a few minutes earlier? What about a time bomb? You wound the string. It blew itself up here a few minutes earlier. B: Is it ... can this alarm clock compare with a time bomb?

a: it's all the same! They are all wound, and when the time comes, one will be louder and the other will be louder.

b: ok. It's already like this, so don't be lucky.

a: they say I'm in a hurry. it's all about it! It makes people anxious, doesn't it? Do you want to say that I don't go to work and I stare at it all day to see if it rings?

b: ok! Come on, let's go out to work.

a: don't mention going out to work.

b: what's the matter?

a: can we get out of this house? I have to climb mountains and get a big pimple.

b: where do you live?

a: I am in the hospital.

b: then why can't you get out?

a: look at our door. look: the piles of coal in Xiaoer's house and the piles of cabbage in Xiaowu's house are all in front of your eyes. If I want to go out, I'll go to the cabbage hill first, and then to jingshan park. I have to get out of thirty bicycles. You can't be knocked down yet. Knock it down, and "Boom!" More than 6 people come out to do it with you! You can't jump into the street until you remove twenty bricks and get two springboard.

b: hey, wouldn't it be nice to come out?

a: good what? I have to go back?

b: why are you going back?

a: I'll take the air tube, and someone will pull it out!

b: hey! Look at these things.

a: you said, everyone said that I am anxious, isn't that right?

b: ok! Don't worry when you're on the road.

a: who said that? I have to worry about the road.

b: what's the hurry?

a: on the road? I was in a hurry with the car driver: he grabbed the road with you. Do you think you can swallow this tone?

b: you won't hide away?

a: if I hide from him, who will hide from me? How fast do you think he is? As soon as you step on the gas pedal, you will go out. I've been here several times to get such a goo! I was so angry that I shouted to him, "What's your hurry?"

b: what's your hurry?

a: nonsense, I'm going to work.

b: I also work.

a: how fast are you working?

b: if he is quick, he's still a long way off.

a: it's a long way. get up early.

b: well ... why don't you get up early?

a: can I get up? Does my alarm clock ring?

b: ok, ok! Don't mention it. When you get to work, don't worry.

a: when I get to work, I'm still anxious to keep track of attendance.

b: why?

a: just five minutes late, draw a picture for me, huh? You don't ask, how many traffic lights do I get on this road? It's a red light. You have to stop there. You want to hurry? The police stopped you and the car crowded you. Draw a picture for me here. It's stipulated in our factory that the salary will be .25%, and I will earn one hundred and seventy-four a month ... Forget it, remember it for me.

b: why do you agree to remember?

a: wait a minute, it's been half an hour.

b: wait a minute, you go in the door, catch your breath, and take a sip of boiled water, so you won't be in a hurry.

a: I still have to worry.

b: what's the hurry?

a: what's the hurry? Does our unit have boiled water to drink? Do you have boiled water to drink? The unit picks up children, works as a boiler worker in the countryside, and boils water here, giving people 7 yuan in January. Is this 7 yuan enough to boil water? Do you see the water in our boiler? Half-open, yin and yang water, tea can not be brewed, tea leaves have to float, look at this water: a mouthful of big black teeth. Boom, you're everywhere.

b: where are you going to throw up?

a: where do you throw up? How to drink this water? You said I was in a hurry

b: I'm telling you, you won't be in a hurry when you start working!

a: that's your unit, the art troupe. there's no hurry to sing and dance. How busy is our unit? You are so busy that you don't even have time to go to the bathroom. You say that you drink so much yin and yang water, and your stomach is jabbering, and you are so busy, what do you suggest people do?

b: you deserve it.

a: up? How anxious was the last hour?

b: why did it take so long?

a: you are always asking questions. what quality is this thing now? You can't get the zipper in for more than half an hour. Do you dare to come out? Then play!

b: wow! How did all these things happen to you?

a: it's easy to say take a break, right? Our unit also blew you out to do exercises. How anxious do you think it is?

b: you don't have to worry if you do exercises during the break.

a: who's not in a hurry?

b: let me tell you something! Does it have a rhythm during the break?

a: can the interval exercise in our unit have a rhythm?

b: why not?

a: our company is so poor that we have to buy a broken tape recorder, which turns fast for a while and slow for a while. Slow down like fishing, huh? Get up quickly, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

b: ok, ok, there's no hurry when we have a lunch break.

a: I have to worry with the master.

b: how did the master recruit you?

a: master? He has relatives and thickness: you line up, the one in front, a spoonful of such a big bowl, I can't reach the bottom of a basin with these two spoonfuls. Huh? It's bigger than mine, too.

b: what basin?

a: the washbasin.

b: heh! Can't you use a rice basin?

a: can I afford it?

b: what?

a: with this mess in our canteen, you put a new basin away and it will be gone in an instant. I'm worried about you!

b: come on, you'll be practical after dinner.

a: no! You go to work well, and he always organizes you to study. How anxious is it?

b: hey, I tell you, you should pay attention to this study.

a: yes, people study and have meetings, and they all respond to the call of their superiors. It's so short. How long do you think it takes to make a report in our unit? Oh, that long yo, international, domestic, party, non-party, this year, last year, this month, next month, finally this person finished, and the one next to him stood up, "Comrades, I'll add a few more words." People say that all? What do you add? You said that people who are in a hurry are not in a hurry?

b: now, some of them are longer.

a: they say I am anxious. isn't it urgent?

b: I'll be fine after work.

a: after work? Why should I go after work? I'm in a hurry. I can't go home and cook.

b: why don't you do it?

a: dual employees. what about the food?

b: you buy it!

a: I'm not in a hurry with that peddler!

b: why?

a: the vegetable seller in the free market is poor with you for five cents. Look at the poor strength: "Hey, master, master, just five cents, just give it to you!" You have to save yourself from the big place, save ten hectares and eight hectares; If you count from the big head, you can count as 1, with 8,. If you count, don't count with me. I'm so poor that I'm almost ready to eat. I sell onions and garlic here all day, and I'm sweating all over. Otherwise, I won't eat, and I won't do it if I give five points less. Do you think it's worthwhile? Come on, pay, pay, five points! " Do you think he is poor? This! I spend two hours with him, so I won't give him the five points. I'll tell you what.

b: I said, are you really worried after talking for a long time? Still pretending to be in a hurry?

a: I'm here ...

b: what are you going to do with him for five cents?

a: I can't encourage his ... bad atmosphere, can I? I helped him build socialism and his civilization. Let me tell you something.

b: I think you can buy it in a state-run store.

a: state-run stores are more worrying?

b: what?

a: he doesn't care how long you line up. Slow and slow, always like that Right? Can't you give me a handful of change?

b: heh. State-run shops can give you the money at will?

a: let's talk about it.

b: you, just go home.

a: I'm going home? Don't mention going home. As soon as I get home, my head is big.

b: I see-climb the coal pile and climb the cabbage hill.

a: that's all gone.

b: what?

a: climb the window instead.

b: climb the window?

a: Xiao er's small kitchen has been built again, right in front of our house. Our unit doesn't have a room, but we dare not say anything about the landlord's room. This time, I'll climb the window first. Do you think that window is so high that I can climb in?

b: hey, home at last. Have a rest and watch TV.

a: don't mention watching TV.

b: why?

a: I get anxious when it comes to watching TV.

b: what's the hurry to watch TV?

a: now that TV series is on, it has more than 18 episodes! He doesn't play for you together, one episode a day, he pulls you out, starts dating with the first episode, and hasn't done more than 4 episodes yet. Can I do it myself if I have the time? This!

b: you, look at the game.

a: you can't get into this ball game, China team. Don't you worry?

b: then you can watch singing and dancing.

a: watching songs and dances?

b: hey.

a: I'm even more anxious! Now, you singers, boy, you can't get a long voice, just like a train flute. When you open your mouth, I won't applaud! I suffocate you.

b: what? Or you can turn off the TV.

a: you said to turn off the motor and have nothing to do? How anxious do you think it is to have nothing to do all day?

b: so you won't help with the housework and take care of the children?

a: don't mention the child ... don't mention the child.

b: what's the matter?

a: I've been anxious for my children all my life, you know?

b: as for it?

a: as for it? My wife and I have been worried since we were pregnant with this child.

b: pregnant in October, once you give birth, what's your hurry?

a: that child is ten months old, and our child is eight months pregnant. He wants to come out and give birth prematurely. How anxious you say? Huh?

b: this boy, he is also afraid that you will be in a hurry.

a: I haven't heard of it.

b: then take the anti-abortion medicine quickly.

a: I take too much medicine. Eleven and a half months, nothing happened.

b: oh, this time, the child is not in a hurry.

a: I'm in a big hurry here. Why don't you come out quickly? Right? It's easy to be born. The child won't cry. Do you think people are in a hurry?

b: ouch, you can't breathe. Can't cry, that's not angry.

a: I know that, too. Make him cry quickly. I'll cry later, and I won't stop overnight.

b: alas, taking care of children is also a hassle.

a: he's older. he can't talk.

b: yo? Don't be dumb.

a: it's worrying. I'll talk later, and I've learned, "dad, mom"!

b: it's good.

a: I learned the third sentence again, "Fuck you!" What kind of child do you think this is? This is?

b: what do you think your child is not good at? Do you have to learn this sentence?

a: who taught the children this, you say?

b: really.

a: a little bigger,

b: how about that?

a: it's time for our child to go to the nursery.

b: now, it's not easy to enter the nursery.

a: I'm in a hurry. There is a nursery near our home.

b: that's good.

a: he won't let me in, saying I don't belong here. I quickly said that the nursery said, "well, you go back to the factory and open a letter of introduction to introduce why your children attend our nursery." When I arrived at the factory, the factory said that you should go back to the nursery to open a letter of introduction, ask the nursery to open a letter of introduction to our factory, and then open a letter of introduction to the nursery. The factory said that you wouldn't open a letter of introduction to the nursery, but our factory wouldn't open it, and the nursery said ... "

B: Ah! What are you talking about?

a: when the letter of introduction is written, our child will be six and a half years old.

b: it's time for school.

a: I'm in a hurry to go to school! The birthday is eight days away, and the school is not allowed to enter. I have to explain it over and over again. "Hey, comrade, our child took too much medicine, or he would have come out in August."

b: hey! What's the use of telling people this?

a: it's easy to cope with going to school. I'm in a series of anxieties.

b: I know.

a: first grade-pick up and drop off every day.

b: in a hurry.

a: grade two-don't listen in class.

b: in a hurry.

a: grade three-learned to play with things.

b: in a hurry.

a: fourth grade-skipping school and watching movies.

b: in a hurry.

a: grade five-there are too many extracurricular activities.

b: in a hurry.

a: in the sixth grade, I face the exam again.

b: I'm even more anxious to get into middle school.

a: ouch, this kid has a hard time with his lessons. He asks me to come every day.

b: then you won't help him.

a: I wouldn't be in a hurry if I did. You said sixth grade, why did you do such a difficult homework? Q: Say one.