Funny copywriting is very popular in Weibo.

1. Today, someone said I was a handsome boy. I rushed up angrily and slapped 1. Isn't this nonsense?

I don't force myself to never know how brave I am. Now I dare to stand and talk to my girlfriend.

3. Don't be afraid to refuse. If one person refuses, he will confess to ten people. If ten people don't accept it, he will confess to a hundred people. If you persist for a long time, someone will be blind.

4. It feels very happy to roll the road with the person you like, and it feels like shoveling shit to visit the Aegean Sea with the person you don't like.

5. Good-looking people will be endowed with many attributes inexplicably, such as intelligence, kindness and cuteness ... People who kowtow have one word: practicality.

6. A buddy's daughter-in-law gave birth to a baby in the hospital. He waited anxiously outside the door. An hour later, the nurse came out and said happily to him, "XXX, congratulations, it's a father, you're going to be a son!" " My buddy shouted excitedly at that time: "Ha ha ha, I finally became a son! ! ! "

7. In the world of adults, nothing is easy except getting fat. No, it is ugly. Bald ~ ~ I don't know how worried you can be. You went bald in your twenties.

8. I don't even want to set the password of the bank card now. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

9. What happened to that woman? People say that daughters are parents' intimate little cotton-padded jackets. I'm my parents' bulletproof vest.

10. The girls are Korean descendants, and China's Houyi can shoot at the sun, fight wild, push the tower and grab the head.

1 1. "You like me so much, tell me about my advantages." "You don't need a reason to love someone!" "Then tell me about my shortcomings." "Lazy, stupid, greedy, fierce, thick and round ..."

12. Listening to music with headphones today, I found that there was no sound on the left. After careful examination, I found that my left ear was deaf. I thought the earphone was broken, which scared me to death.

13. "Why are there so few female couriers in express delivery companies?" "I'm afraid they can't help unpacking the courier while walking."

14. I saw an old woman lying on the ground today. I don't know if I should help her. I just want to go up and help her The old lady said, "Go away, poor child, and don't disturb my business."

15. When you sent me a WeChat, I didn't reply to you-why not try sending a red envelope!

16. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

17. Eating is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

18. I heard that it is raining in your city. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If there is, the rain will be in vain.