Who can find the written document of the lines of Paramount's sketch "National Day on the Road" tonight? In urgent need.

Ou Di: Short vacation, going to go on road trip. The family is so happy. Everything is perfect except the traffic jam.

(Background: The last free day of National Day in expressway)

(Stop)

Venus: I knew I would go home yesterday, but you just wouldn't listen. It's blocked now. If you go back early, you two will sleep in your own bed, and maybe you will have a child.

Second daughter: Brother-in-law, I have to pee.

Son-in-law: What are you peeing? From China, the network is still blocked, and the gas station is still so far away (taking out drinks). Take this urine.

Second daughter: Are you sick?

Son-in-law: Disgusting about what? (drinking drinks)

Venus: You always drink this drink. No wonder you can't get pregnant.

Dad: That's right. Scientifically speaking, this coke can be killed. ...

Venus: Shut up, you old prude. Because of you, two daughters are nothing.

Eldest daughter: grinding people, grinding people, I bought such a big RV and took my family out for a trip.

Dad: Buying a car is nothing, and buying a house is a success.

Eldest daughter: Dad, I'm defending you. Whose side are you on?

Dad: I'm on the side of whoever has children.

Second daughter: OK, OK, the car is moving.

(Stop)

Second daughter: If I had known, I wouldn't have drunk so much water.

Son-in-law: If I had known this holiday, I wouldn't have come out to play.

Eldest daughter: I really shouldn't have bought this RV.

Dad: If I had known that night 30 years ago, I really shouldn't have gotten drunk.

Venus: Shut up.

Dad: Love you.

Venus: I know you should have children as soon as you get married.

Eldest daughter: Mom, did we agree not to talk about this? You are really annoying.

Son-in-law: How to talk to your mother? No education.

Dad: Are you saying that I didn't discipline my daughter well?

Son-in-law: Dad, that's not what I meant.

Eldest daughter: How do you talk to my dad? From China network, you are very gentle with that female tour guide.

Son-in-law: Do you want to quarrel? Is she pretty?

Venus: If you have children, you won't quarrel.

Eldest daughter: Mom.

Second daughter: OK, OK, the car is moving again.

(Stop)

Eldest daughter: Obviously that way is faster. Why not just insert it?

Dad: He can't. He is not good at that technology. He is not an old driver at first sight.