Versailles-style copywriting to show off wealth, suitable for posting on WeChat Moments

1. My best friend asked me to go to France for afternoon tea, which was really annoying

2. I had to fly to France again for an afternoon tea, even though we only went to France last week Eating macarons is so sweet

3. I really don’t like the decoration style of my mother-in-law. A house full of huanghuali wood furniture is only a little bigger.

4. I’m so angry. Someone is also impatient and bought Christmas gifts now under the guise of making me happy. How will I celebrate Christmas?

5. It’s so tiring to collect rent. I can’t always stand up to the people in these houses. Ask someone to collect it next time, and go for a run if you have time

6. What is Versailles literature? But I just went to Versailles last week, and the weather there was so bad that my thirty-eighth vacation this year was ruined

7. In class today, the professor said that I looked like Emma Watson, and If foreign classmates want to take photos with me, I am very popular, right? How could it look like someone else?

8. Today I saw a bronze tripod in the museum with my friends, and it seemed familiar. When I got home, I remembered that it turned out to be a pair with the one on the bookcase at home. I didn’t know if it would be damaged if I put it like this.

9. Last time I took a private flight back to Paris, I happened to meet Wei Ting, who kept following me and even asked me for my WeChat ID. I was speechless. I just gave you this WeChat ID, so what do I use it for? I really feel troubled

10. I applied for a bodyguard job last week, 985211. He has passed CET-6, knows Muay Thai, and can cook various dishes. He mainly has high emotional intelligence and won’t stare at me all the time. Look at me, I told my dad that I don’t want bodyguards, but he always doesn’t trust me

11. I fell in love with a villa today. I really liked the location and ran downstairs. You can see Tiananmen from the top.

But it’s really too expensive. It will cost me a week’s living expenses to buy it. I will die if I don’t eat for a week

12. I don’t know how romantic the French are. Together, I’d better ask a French pastry chef to come over and customize a cake for me. Fortunately, I studied abroad in France for three years, otherwise I really don’t know how to make him understand that I want less sugar

< p> 13. I received a very heavy express delivery today. I finally moved it home and opened it. It turned out to be a box of real estate certificates sent by my husband. I complained to him that your surprise was too heavy and you still wanted me. Take it home by yourself, hey, the traveling expenses for living in a house every day are not a small expense, right?