Do you have a comprehensive tour guide in Thailand?

First, the guide to being slaughtered?

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are interests, there is deception. Although Thailand is a Buddhist country, it is often unpredictable. Just like we are an ancient civilization, it's just that we slaughter our compatriots in tourist attractions. ?

Guide to preventing taxis from being slaughtered (colorful taxis in Thailand are easy to identify)?

Taxis in Thailand, especially in Bangkok, are mixed and swindlers are rampant. As a foreign tourist, you need to be more careful, and the levee will be slaughtered. ?

1. When taking a taxi in Thailand, be sure to ask if you have checked your watch (By? Rice? )?

Promise not to get on the bus until you hit the meter, or you will stop other cars. Kill 100% if you don't beat rice. Some taxis don't even have a meter installed at all, and the asking price is much more expensive than the meter. You can also bargain. Unless you are in a hurry to sit down. Admit the massacre. ?

Don't give the driver a receipt when you take a taxi at the airport arrival hall. ?

Wait in line for a taxi at the taxi counter in the arrival hall of Don Mueang Airport. The staff at the counter will translate your destination to the driver and then give you two receipts, one large and one small. Never give the driver a big receipt, or he will know that you are a rookie and will do whatever you want. In addition, even if waiting for a taxi at the counter, be sure to ask him if he plays the meter, and threaten to complain if the driver refuses. ?

3. When taking a taxi in Thailand, you must stick to your destination and don't listen to any recommendation from the taxi driver except calling the meter. If he refuses to go where you are going, you can stop another taxi. I was killed after listening to the recommendation. ?

Taxis on the first floor of the airport charge an extra 50 baht, but not on the fourth floor. If there are many people, you can rent a van and look for it on the first floor. Another way to get out of the airport is to take the BTS (light rail) on the basement level. To get down to the basement, you must take the vertical elevator. Slope elevators have many restrictions. The vertical elevator doesn't stop on the second floor. You have to go up to the third floor or down to 1 floor. There are vertical elevators on the left and right. ?

In Bangkok, there are only two or more people, so taking a taxi is more cost-effective than SkyTrain and subway. Provided there is no traffic jam! The rule of traffic jam in Bangkok is that it will definitely be blocked from Monday to Friday, especially in the afternoon and evening. Whether there is a traffic jam on Saturday depends on personality, and there will definitely be no traffic jam on Sunday. ? Guide to vehicle slaughter in Tu Tu

1. Tugboats are more expensive than taxis, so it's easy to be deceived if you experience them casually. The slaughter index is the highest.

When you are in the street, you should pay special attention to the initiative and friendliness of strangers, who are often a group of sudden car drivers.

For example, tell you that the museum/grand palace is closed today; There is a royal ceremony today, and there is no boat or anything like that; You can change to other temples/scenic spots to help you bargain with the bus drivers in Tu Tu. Some of these people claim to be retired English teachers or China people, but they are all with the bus drivers in Tu Tu!

3. When single women travel at night, it is best to take a taxi, especially not to rush.

Anti-fraud guide for stations and ship stops

Thais will strike up a conversation with tourists at the station or ship station, and induce tourists to shop in the gem shop, so be careful. If you don't plan to experience it, don't pay attention to their enthusiasm, or your wallet will suffer and you will be in a bad mood. Remember.

Guide to the slaughter of motorcycles (rental motorcycles, similar to electric vehicles)

When renting a motorcycle, you must take the original photo details of the motorcycle in front of the owner, and take photos of the worn parts to prevent being slaughtered when returning the car!

Guide to bus and boat slaughter

For water transportation in Bangkok, the average bus fare is at most 40B/ person! Anything with a much higher price, 100-200 or even 400-600, is ready to kill you! Don't want to be slaughtered, turn around and take a taxi, damn it? Meters, usually Bangkok 100B is enough.

Guide to shopping, eating and eating snacks to prevent being slaughtered

1. Because many things are famous in tourists' psychology, as tourists, there will be many shanzhai coming at you with overwhelming momentum. ?

For example, Chinese restaurants in Thailand, Jianxing Restaurant (Somboon? Seafood. Because this store is famous, many drivers will take you to the cottage store. I suggest you go to official website to find out where its branch is (***5), so it will be more convenient to talk to taxi drivers. (Hint: It usually opens at 4 pm, only Sam? Yandian is open at noon)?

2. There are many fake instant noodles in winter. There are many shanzhai famous brands. ?

3. China? Town (killing Chinese)?

This place is dedicated to killing China people. China people are good at shanzhai, so they must have a certain discriminating ability when buying things. They come from the same root, and they will kill you if they want to. Anyway, you have no taste and are being slaughtered everywhere. ?

Second, the internal emergency guide?

People have three emergencies, and it is particularly painful to find a toilet when they are in a hurry, so this guide is also particularly important. ?

1.？ "South" means Thai toilet. ?

"Toilet and washroom" is pronounced as "south" in Thai vernacular, so it must be remembered that it is "south" in case of emergency in Thailand, not north, west and east. ?

2.？ In addition to large department stores and scenic spots, many toilets in Thailand charge. Prices range from 2 to 5 beads. ?

3.？ Toilets in Thailand, whether in rural or urban areas, are very clean, even in particularly remote places. Its cleanliness and comfort, as well as the availability of toilet paper and washbasin, are amazing. ?

4.？ The cleaning aunt of Thai toilets is very tough. The man who peed didn't exist, so she rushed in and started cleaning the urinal. I was shocked when I first met her, and then I saw her again. Everyone turned a blind eye. ?

Don't forget the time when you go to the toilet. The landlord once went to the toilet leisurely and looked at the photos taken in the camera. He lost track of time for a moment and missed the team by a few minutes. ?

6. Don't go to the Thai home to go to the toilet. ?

Toilets in Thailand generally don't have paper baskets except public toilets, and there will be a small water pipe next to the toilet. The wastebasket in the toilet is for foreigners. When I was reading a book a few years ago, I read that Indians cleaned up with their hands after going to the toilet. It was incredible at the time. I didn't expect Thais to be like this. After defecation, wipe the anus with the fingers of your left hand, and then rinse your left hand with the water in the water pipe next to the toilet. Therefore, in Thailand and India, never shake hands or say hello with your left hand, otherwise it will be considered a great insult to convenience. We think they are funny, but in fact they think we are funny. Why? A Thai once said,' I don't want to shake hands with them at the thought of them wiping with paper (not only in China, but also all those who wipe with paper). ? Why do Thais think so? I realized later. It turns out that they think that all people who use paper to clean their defecation don't wash their hands? ! The misunderstanding is as simple as that. I explained it to them. They suddenly realized. Oh, so these people have to wash their hands after wiping their hands with paper. But the problem came at once, and they began to wonder again: you wipe with paper, then wash your hands with water, and we wash our hands directly, then wash our hands with water. Your method is still troublesome. And it wastes resources and spends money on toilet paper. ?

In case of going to local people's homes, remember to check whether there is a wastebasket before going to the toilet. ?

7. Before going in, you should recognize the signs of men and women, not all of which are "male left and female right", but also "female left and male right". ?

Some places have also set up "neutral toilets" for boys with transsexual tendencies. Is the poster half boy, half girl, half blue and half red?

9. Someone in the toilet looked out but didn't? What's with the leg? ?

I live on a mountain road, and I'm in a hurry on the road. I want to find a toilet. I found the gas station, but the toilet door inside was closed and I couldn't push it open. I looked down and there were no feet. ? Is it too early to open the toilet? Or is it out of order? ? I checked with the staff, and a man led me in, but it was still closed. When I looked down again, I still had no feet, so I said, "No? Legs. " He didn't respond, as if everything was all right. I said, "Me? Need? Where to? Wait? " ? He nodded. After a while, the door opened and someone came out. It was my turn to go in, only to find that it was:? Get down! ! ? No wonder someone in there didn't. Legs! ! It's a joke ╮ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭

Third, the tip guide?

Thailand used to be a colony of the west, so Thailand is also a country with a tipping culture. Tips are required in the following situations:

1. photo with the shemale "sister": 40 baht (it used to be 20 baht, but now the price has increased. Remember to control the position of the master and don't pat them on the shoulder, because they often force your hand to press on their plastic, and when you press it, it will rise by 50 baht?

The usual tip is 20 baht. Go to a small supermarket to buy some water and change more. The 7 1 1 over there is very popular and convenient. ?

2. Kill Maji (thai massage): 50 baht (this is really too comfortable, much better than domestic ones, so give more if you are comfortable, all of them are aunts)?

3. Hotel accommodation, cleaning the room every day: 20 baht (just under the pillow)?

4. Help carry bags and boxes: 20 baht (basically, even a strong guy like me can't move it alone when he arrives at the hotel. . Are they too enthusiastic?

5. Riding an elephant: 20 baht (that's all I'll give anyway. The guy who commanded the elephant abused the elephant, hooked the elephant's nose with a hook ... The elephant cried mom in pain, and I suggest you give it. Anyway, you paid the money at the pass! )?

6. There are also tips for drivers, tour guides and boatmen. If you are traveling with a group, it is basically mandatory to include them in the tour fare. Good humiliate! ? If you are a freelancer, remember to give it all in place. For example, refer to the Raiders to rent a speedboat in the local area. If the uncle is talkative and the service is good, tip him in addition to the rental fee. ?

7. Deep-sea diving, remember to tip, but forget to give it. At sea, biang's attitude is extremely bad. Fortunately, I passed the swimming pass and took pictures impatiently. He pulled me very hard. ?

8. Don't give coins. In Thailand, coins are given to beggars. ?

Fourth, the hot water guide?

1. Does the hotel need to know if there is hot water?

In some hotels in Thailand, the hot water is not very hot, and there is no kettle in the room. Friends who like to take a hot bath must take this into account when booking a hotel. It's best to know clearly first. ?

You don't have to spend the night in Thai home. ?

Thai people generally don't have hot water at home, but cold water. However, they especially like to take a bath, once in the morning and once in the evening, and you have to take a bath. I have been to a Thai home once, and I don't want to go there again. I can stand taking a cold bath at night, but I can't stand asking you to take a cold bath when you get up early in the morning. It is estimated that few girls can stand it, and boys may not. Thais don't think that taking a cold bath will catch a cold and get sick. Chinese medicine believes that it is not easy for girls to take a bath with cold water, especially to wash their hair. So when traveling, be sure to ask in advance if there is hot water in the hotel. When we visited Elephant Island and stayed in a hotel, the host told us that there was no hot water in the whole island! No hot water! Later, it was found that there were some expensive star-rated hotels, but we poor students couldn't afford to stay. ?

Five, save money guide?

1.？ You can sleep at Don Mueang Airport in the early morning, but you need to be able to resist freezing. ?

If you plan to spend the night at the airport, it's a big challenge. There are few chairs, small space, special air conditioning, and many foreigners sleep underground; I'm afraid our children's shoes won't hold. ?

2.？ You can book tickets for the shemale show at a discount at the front desk of the hotel. ?

3.？ When shopping, you can choose UnionPay online consumption, and you can avoid the currency conversion fee ranging from 1%-2%. UnionPay will convert the amount spent in local currency into RMB, and the bank will deduct the cardholder's RMB account accordingly. ?

There are UnionPay ATMs everywhere in Thailand. It is recommended to use Huaxia bank card, and there is no charge for the first withdrawal every day. Other bank charges. About 95% ATMs in Thailand can support UnionPay cards to withdraw Thai baht, including Taihua Farmers Bank (Kasikorn? Bank), Pangu Bank (Bangkok? Bank), Thailand Military Bank (TMB), Thailand Tanachang Bank (Thanachart? Bank), UOB (UOB), Bank of Thailand (Krung? Thai food? Bank), Shang Hui Bank of Thailand (Siam? Business? Bank), National Savings Bank of Thailand (government? Savings? Banks) and other * * * 40,000 ATMs. ?

All major airports, railway stations, long-distance bus stations, 7-1/convenience stores, shopping malls and tourist attractions in Thailand have ATMs of the above banks to provide you with 24-hour withdrawal services, regardless of whether there is a UnionPay logo on them. In addition, all ATMs deployed at Suvarnabhumi International Airport and Phuket International Airport in Thailand can accept UnionPay cards! 20 12 From September 26th, eight local ATM accepting banks of UnionPay cards in Thailand charged cash transaction fees for UnionPay cards issued outside Thailand. The charging standard is to directly deduct 50 baht (about RMB 10 yuan) from the cardholder for each ATM withdrawal transaction?

In addition, there is a saying that it is most appropriate to exchange a lot of US dollars with the gang seal in the denomination of 100 at China Bank in China, and then directly exchange US dollars for Thai baht! This is the most cost-effective. They like those with many gang seals. The more they have, the more dollars they represent. They passed by many arms dealers and drug lords. They have already checked the money for you. The possibility of counterfeit money is very low. ?

4.？ AirAsia Cheap Ticket Guide?

AirAsia's four major promotions a year:?

New ship season promotion (big? Sales). Tickets are usually sold in February (sometimes in March), May, August and 1 1 month, six months to one year later. ?

Small promotions are irregular, usually the flight time is very close, so-called buy and fly, but the price is much higher than "big promotion" and "middle promotion"?

The last fixed promotion is Friday promotion, which will sell some air tickets that can't be sold within one month, usually domestic routes in Malaysia and Thailand. If necessary, you can log in to official website after 10 on Friday morning. ?

There are two special promotions. One is sailing promotion. Usually the price reaches at least the level of "middle promotion", which is very attractive. One is what activities AirAsia holds, such as celebrating 100 million people and becoming the best low-cost airline, which can be regarded as part of "China Promotion". In extreme cases, there will be a promotion in 0 yuan. For example, in 2009, due to the unstable political situation in Thailand, 0 yuan held a "Save Thailand" promotion. How to understand the promotion information?

5.？ Guide to finding cheap hotels

When looking for a cheap hotel, we must consider the hotel's location, hygiene, safety, quiet degree and self-driving travel.

King? Power (kingship duty-free shop) money saving strategy

King? Power is a must for all teams. If you have shopping needs, you should go and have a look. The price of some things is still good, you can use UnionPay. It is said that GUSEE watches are cheaper than Hong Kong, and Swarovski watches are half cheaper than domestic watches. King? There are also brands such as Coach in power.

1.？ Ask the hotel front desk for it? The following 10% discount coupons can still save a lot.

2.？ If your hotel does not provide the above coupons, please make your own efforts and print our electronic coupons before you leave to save money.

Sixth, Thailand's most guide.

The most important eating habits to pay attention to.

1.？ You can't drink alcohol on the day of eating durian, and you can't eat durian again, otherwise your stomach will be very uncomfortable and may be dangerous. Remember.

2.？ Thais eat spicy food, but don't drink cold water and hot water with ice cubes. Children's shoes with bad stomach must pay attention, eat less cold and spicy things and eat more apples. Stir-fry less and cook more.

The most convenient travel habits

It's best to write the names of places and streets you want to go on paper in English, and let the hotel staff translate them into Thai for you to take with you, so asking for directions or taking a taxi will definitely get twice the result with half the effort. Here are some scenic spots that I think can be visited.

The most important dress habit to pay attention to.

1. It is forbidden to expose clothes when entering the temple. My mother is wearing cropped trousers, the legs of which are just knee-high. After the ticket gate is seen by the inspectors, it is forbidden to enter, and she must put on pants before being allowed.

Thai people not only have to take off their shoes at home, sometimes some shops have to take off their shoes to enter, so before entering the store, you should first observe whether there are shoes at the door.

3. Not only the floor tiles, but also the cement floor should be removed, but it is also clean.

Generally, you should take off your shoes when you enter a temple to worship Buddha, except for a few temples that require shoes with toes. Therefore, when people go to the temple to worship Buddha, they should wear shoes that are easy to take off.

Even some bathrooms have to take off their shoes.

The cheapest airport transportation in Thailand is the train.

From 1 terminal to Amari? Airport? Hotel? The corridor of the hotel leads to Romantic Railway Station, and there is a train to Peng Railway Station in South China every 0.20-/kloc-0.5 hours. It's less than 10B to the urban area, which is super cheap and can be called the cheapest airport transportation in Thailand.

The most beautiful railway station in Thailand, Hua Hin Railway Station.

It is one of the oldest railway stations in Thailand and also known as the most beautiful railway station in Thailand. There is no ticket gate at the railway station, so anyone can easily enter. The small railway station is also very beautiful. The main color of the railway station is red, which is very suitable for taking pictures. A must-see attraction for tourists.

Zaduzha, the largest weekend flea market in Southeast Asia.

Although the scale is very large, I don't recommend buying things in Zaduza market, because although there are many shops in it, things are in a mess, and many second-hand goods are of poor quality and low prices. It looks okay.

The most emotional place is the mountain road (Khao? Three? Road)

There are many people and vendors at night. The ghosts who walk here are all women's suspenders+shorts, and men's vests+shorts, which are particularly sensational. Actually, it's only two or three blocks, about 50 bars. In retrospect, it is unforgettable.

The best thing to buy, a bra

Triumph/Wo Jia's bra is 1/3 in Thailand, but the style is a little old, and it is cost-effective if appropriate. It is recommended to buy at Emporium(E5). Many styles, long-term discount 7-8 fold. Zen, Central? The world? There are also many styles in it. But neither brand is the best. As far as I know, there are relatively high-end underwear, such as guy laroche, BSC and so on. The cup is bigger and the material is good.

The most commercialized water market, Dannenshado.

The best time to go is 07: 00-09: 00 am, and the best time to leave Bangkok is 5: 00 am.

1. About 1 10 km west of Bangkok. Local travel agencies in Bangkok have half-day tours, and the cost is about 300 pearls.

2. If you take a taxi by yourself, the fare is about 2000 pearls, and the journey is about 1.5 hours.

Calypso, the most famous shemale performance in Bangkok? Caballe? show

Crippso shemale show, imitating the famous British Spice girl (spice? The singing group mainly performs, including dancing, singing and comedy. The program is wonderful and realistic.

Address: 20 13 has been changed, Asiatique? That? Riverside? (warehouse? No.3); ? 2 194? Chalun Kelun

72-76? Research and development. ,? Prayakrai？ Bunkram.

Take BTS to S6? Sapan? Taksin station, and then take a boat to Wat? Worachanyawas, but there is no boat at night, so I suggest taking a taxi or an express train, which is not very expensive. There is a ferris wheel near there. Tell them calypso? Xiu, they all know.

The sunniest fruit orange

Thailand is a fruit orange and a sunshine fruit. It tastes very good. You must buy a bottle to try. ?

Lumphini, the most famous place to play Thai boxing in Thailand? Boxing? Nbsp stadium?

Thailand's most famous place to play Thai boxing, Lumbini Thai Boxing Hall, is in the subway? Lufney? There are competitions near the station, on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays, which all start at five or six in the evening. Legend has it that Tuesday's game is the best. A ticket can watch 8- 10 games in a row, and the later the better. There is no air conditioning inside, feel the heat wave! ?

Ticket price: periphery 1 000B b, middle 1 0,500 b, and interior 2,000B b. It is said that it will be much cheaper to buy from local people or travel agencies. ?

The most common convenience store 7- 1 1?

Bangkok is full of 7- 1 1, basically everything, such as toilet paper and sanitary napkins. I think it is necessary to bring medicine (including stomach medicine, diarrhea medicine, heatstroke prevention medicine, antiallergic medicine, wind oil-mosquitoes are not afraid of mosquito-repellent incense, etc.). ), and if conditions permit, it is best to bring mosquito nets (sold on Taobao)