Does anyone know how to tell jokes?

1. Rushing to pay the bill - "The old classmate always rushes to pay the bill. He thinks he is showing off his wealth and kills him"

Then don't pay the bill - "The old classmate always doesn't pay the bill , he thought he was being taken advantage of and killed him. ”

Or AA—“My old classmate was rich but he was always AA. He thought he was being killed because he was inconsiderate.”

Just don’t eat it—“An old classmate always refused to have dinner together. He thought he looked down on him and killed him.

2. There was a boy from the physical education department in a certain college who hugged the quilt and went out to bask in the sun during the day, but was reluctant to let go after a date at night. The little girlfriend had a sudden idea and rolled the girl under the quilt and took her back to the dormitory. The dormitory aunt didn't notice at all.

After sleeping, she used the same method to take the girl out the next day.

It later became famous throughout the school, and everyone followed suit.

It’s a pity that no one taught this when I was in college...

3. I am in a family. I work as an HR in a primary school training institution. A beautiful woman came for an interview a few days ago.

Me: Why did you come to apply for a teacher?

She: When I was young, I aspired to be a great person. Later, I thought it would be better to be the teacher of a great man than to be a great man.

4. The newly married couple were making out at home, but the bed was too noisy, so the husband complained: "Honey, this is it." The bed creaks, and it’s embarrassing for others to hear it.”

The wife said shyly, “Honey, it’s okay, I scream louder, so others can’t hear the bed!” ”

5. There was a man in the class who was very effeminate. Once, a friend laughed at his mother in front of the whole class.

As a result, he couldn’t help but get angry and stood up. He slapped the table and yelled at the man: "If you dare to call me a sissy again, I will fall out with you! ”

6. I was drinking with my friends outside and accidentally saw his girlfriend and two men coming out of the hotel. Seeing my friend’s face change, I had to comfort me weakly: It turns out that your wife I also like Landlords...

7. My wife asked me what "second-hand goods" means.

I answered casually: "second-hand goods".

She was silent for a few seconds and said: "No wonder most of the husbands and wives of the friends in the jokes are "second-rate". In this era of constant bombardment, it is not enough to be worthy of showing off. ”

Me:…………

8. A drunk man knelt in front of the Buddha and prayed to the Buddha: Let me travel through time! My requirements are not high, I have a villa. , there is a sports car, a company, and a beautiful wife. Suddenly, after searching, he traveled through time.

He found himself lying on an ancient bed, and a stunningly beautiful young woman walked away with a smile. Come here, holding a bowl in your hand: Dalang, it’s time to take medicine

9. I have always seen a young man walking around on the bridge from morning to night today! He was passing by and couldn't help but ask him: "Brother, why are you always walking up and down this bridge these days? ”

The buddy replied: “I went to meet my girlfriend’s parents a few days ago. Her father thought I was not mature enough and was unwilling to marry his daughter to me. He also said that the bridge I have walked is longer than the road I have walked. There are more. With my bad temper, I have to walk on more bridges than him! Dare you say I'm immature! "

Me:". . . . . ”

10. Four old women got together to chat.

A: My son is pretty good. He is now a CEO. For his friend’s birthday, I gave him a BMW directly. .

B: My son is a captain. Last time, he flew around the world for free on his friend’s birthday.

C: My son is in real estate, and it was his friend’s birthday. , and gave him a villa directly.

D said: My son is a homeless man, but he is gay, but he received a BMW and a villa on his birthday, and someone took him to travel around the world.

I copied it from gongzhong: qin cai de duan zi (note: remove the spaces, it is actually the pinyin of celery.)

I read it every day.