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Who has any jokes about Zhu Bajie and others going on a trip?
Four monks and apprentices took a plane to travel. The plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes. So, Tang Seng said, let's all answer the questions, and those who can't answer will jump down. Tang Monk: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky? Wukong: One. Tang Seng: OK, I’ll give you one. Tang Monk: Sha Monk, how many moons are there in the sky? Sha Seng: One. Tang Seng: Okay, I’ll give you one too. Tang Seng: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky? . . . . Bajie jumped down. Later, the four of them took a plane to travel again. It crashed again on the way and still only had three parachutes. They continued to answer questions. Tang Monk: Wukong, how big is the land area of ??the People's Republic of China? Wukong: 9.6 million square kilometers. Tang Monk: OK. Give you a handful. Tang Monk: Sha Monk, how many people are there in China? Sha Seng: 1.5 billion people. Tang Seng: Okay, I’ll give you one too. Tang Seng: Bajie, what are their names? ... Bajie had no choice but to jump down again. The third time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was another accident on the way. At this time, Bajie said: Master, you don’t need to ask, I will dance by myself. Then he jumped. Tang Monk put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.
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