The domineering copy of the hot circle of friends.

1. A science student cursed: "You are simply X+2 > 4 solution set! " It took me a long time to realize that the answer is "2 to positive infinity" ... 2. Let me see where this pheasant came from, Goo Goo Ri!

You scold me, but I won't listen. Your mother is white and white with black claws, pulling your father's underpants.

You wait here and I'll buy some oranges. Dad goes to Zhu Ziqing's back to buy oranges)

5. "Top your lungs" in Cantonese: At the boundary of swearing, the meaning is not much different from a swearing word, but the tone is lighter and gentler.

6. When you look at yourself in the mirror … you think it is redundant, but in fact … you are really redundant.

7. In Cantonese, "Ma Shuai guy"-especially male. Many people like to use it to address their friends, as if they had used one of Brother Fage's plays, which was quite popular.

8. You want to make friends with people like us, but you don't see what you are.

9. Shanghainese often refer to "idiot" with "thirteen points". In addition to describing people as brainless or frivolous, they also mean outspoken and cute ... 10. Take a small number of students from test tubes, add excessive homework, dissolve and filter, and get top students and scum. A large number of test papers were added to the top students, but there was no obvious change in the top students. A small amount of test paper was added to the school residue, and the school residue was completely dissolved, resulting in a large number of bubbles.

1 1. It's my fault that I have no eyesight. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

12. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

13. Sorry, although I am not good at anything, I don't like the habit of inferior products, and I will never change it.

14. Remember to women: Be sure to eat well, sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, pick up your boyfriend and beat your baby.

15. Although you wear perfume, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

16. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

17. "Why do I have to play with my mobile phone when I go to the toilet?" "Don't play with your mobile phone?"

18. Some people are simply a four, except for 22, minus 22, which is really two plus two, minus one two plus one two, and twice as much as two.