Looking for jokes, jingles and classics told by the tour guide in the car.

I fall in love with you wholeheartedly;

I fall in love with you for the second time;

I come to you again and again;

No one bothers you around. ;

Five roses for you;

Six gods and no masters want to see you;

Seven ups and downs to get you;

Nine into nine I will kill you because of my beauty;

I will abandon you after ten days.

When the Tsinghua girl turned around, she was frightened by a row of teaching buildings.

The second time a Tsinghua girl looked back, the mountains collapsed, the ground cracked, and the water flowed back.

The girls from Tsinghua University turned around three times, worried about the lack of light from the sun and the moon.

Tsinghua University girls turned around, Halley’s Comet hit the earth.

Tsinghua girls turn around five times, and the peacock flies north and goes back.

Tsinghua girls look back six times and realize that Jordan doesn’t know how to play basketball.

The Tsinghua girl turned her head seven times, her neck cramped and her head tilted.

Tsinghua University girls turn their heads eight times, why do they look so ugly?

Tsinghua University girls turn around nine times, and the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers flow backwards.

The girl from Tsinghua University turned around ten times and scared the cows on the roadside to death.

Tsinghua University girls turned around on the 11th, oil was pouring out of Drum Tower Square.

Tsinghua University girl N turned around, while Xiaoping patrolled south and headed north.

The girls from Tsinghua University turned back N+1, and the officials no longer looked for concubines.

The Tsinghua girls look back, and the global stock market goes down.

The Tsinghua girl turned around again and was so frightened that Taiwanese independence trembled.

Tsinghua girls don’t look back, and others don’t know how ugly I am.

As soon as the Tsinghua girl turned around, all the effects of Viagra flew away.

North:

Beijing University’s famous brand is the food of Minyuan; Beijing Foreign Language School’s girl is Tsinghua University’s Han; the National People’s Congress’s hooligans are all over the street.

South:

Nanda’s brand and China Southern’s rice; the girls from Nanjing Normal University and Southeast China; the hooligans from Hehai all over the streets.