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What wonderful things did you do when you traveled?
We are all ready before we hit the road. Water, dry food and snacks are all ready, and we all have to go to the toilet once. Everything is ready, and we are on our way happily. My cousin drove off the path. At the beginning, the road was smooth, listening to music and carefree. However, when driving to the main road, that guy, the car turned into a snail, and the road was full of dense carts and cars. It was uncomfortable to move for three minutes and then stop.
That's not the worst part. The most uncomfortable thing is, the car caught expressway and couldn't move at all. It was completely stuck in expressway. And there are cars on the left and right, which can't even get off at high speed. In theory, it can't get off at high speed. After two hours of traffic jam, an embarrassing thing happened. Cousin suddenly felt very anxious and couldn't hold back, but she was stuck in the road, and there was still a distance from the rest stop. The only way was to solve it in the car. And the only outsider in the car, me, couldn't get off because I couldn't open the door. This is embarrassing. The only good thing is that I sit in the second seat, and my cousin and her daughter sit in the back row, which slightly avoids more embarrassing situations.
After about twenty minutes, my cousin couldn't hold back. The solution she thought of was to take a plastic bag with snacks, pee in it and tie the bag tightly. So she took out all the snacks and made a loud gesture, indicating that she would do something in the car. I glanced at my cousin and he looked at me at the same time. We looked at each other. I smiled awkwardly and stopped my ears politely. However, I still underestimated the penetration of sound in a relatively closed small space. The evil and majestic voice passed through my fingers and reached my brain for a long time. Say that finish, I moved my palm, and everyone was silent for a minute. There is still a trace of urine in the air. Just as I was about to talk to my cousin casually, my cousin's daughter suddenly spoke. The ignorant girl kept saying, "Mom, why did you pee in the car?" My uncle (referring to me) and my father are both here. Are you ashamed? Didn't you say you couldn't pee in front of boys? "The little niece's soul directly pushed the embarrassing atmosphere to a climax. Cousin quickly covered her mouth and told her not to talk nonsense. Then the car entered a period of silence. Fortunately, soon, the traffic finally started, and we can also ease the embarrassment by finally not blocking the topic. . . . .
Well, the above is an embarrassing and wonderful thing I met when I was traveling abroad. I don't know if you have similar experiences. Please leave a comment ~
Originally, my first reaction was to say no, but after reading everyone's answers, I suddenly remembered one thing, which made me remember Jinan Airport deeply. I remember that I also sent a circle of friends to vomit. ...
I flew from Jinan to Mianyang early this year.
Announcer: Please go to gate 10 …
Masses: Why are there no staff? Wait ... wait. ...
Security guard: The staff here are off duty and go to the second waiting area. ...
Security inspector: Run faster.
Scene: I ran with my coat in one hand and my computer bag in the other ... The staff behind me chased me to deliver my bag ... and finally I stopped to get my bag. ...
Staff: You have a eyebrow trimmer in your bag. Where did you put it?
Me: What? Eyebrow scraper? Did I? I don't know! ! !
When the little brother found the blade and said, don't clean up yet, run!
Poof ... I've never hated my fat so much! ! !
Then I will share what I have heard and experienced!
1. One summer vacation, we went to a famous temple to play. There was a sea of people there, and it took us more than two hours to queue up from the temple. It was hot at that time, and it was unbearable. When we were at the front of the queue, a monk asked us to kneel in front of the Buddha, and then we kept chanting in our mouths. Although we are kneeling, I think it is really beyond words. About ten minutes, the monk went through a whole set of formalities and let us go out, and then switched to the people behind! Then my four-year-old son said to the monk, Uncle! Football has overtime, why didn't you?
When my friends and I went to Happy Valley last May, there were many people there, and there were many people in every project. But one team is particularly long. A friend asked: What is this project? Since so many people want to play, let's go and play. Just as each of us was looking up at what this project was, a friend suddenly came up from that direction and said that they were waiting in line to go to the toilet!
When I went rafting in the canyon with my friend, a friend couldn't swim. We were drifting when suddenly the boat churned violently and the friend who couldn't swim fell into the water! After he got into the water, his reaction was very intense. He splashed water everywhere and shouted for help. At this time, a friend who played this project shouted: Brother, stand up, this water can reach your thigh at most! After he stood up, the water only reached his thigh! Then I looked embarrassed and everyone around me laughed!
A friend decided to go to Tibet by bike, so he spent a month's salary on a bicycle and full-body equipment. The day after he left, I asked him where he was, and he replied, go home! I was stunned. He added: I am too young to be a little! Fortunately, I know that I stopped at the brink and took a taxi home to rest when I was tired!
I suddenly saw this question and couldn't help saying it, huh?
A few years ago, I entered the customs in Frankfurt. ......
The little brother at the customs asked me where to go at the first stop in Europe.
I confidently told him: "zu~ri~shi" (correctly spelled Zurich).
The customs staff looked embarrassed and made me sweat. Even if I ask it three or four times, I always answer it like this.
The vigilant customs staff called the security guard ... I quickly took out the travel itinerary and pointed to Zurich to tell him, here!
The customs brother petrified instantly ... and told me it was called "Zu ~ Ri ~ Ke ..."
My embarrassment ................................ was almost locked in a dark room.
Then I was called into the security room, because I had a SLR camera with me, and the staff had to take my camera apart for inspection.
I tried my best to stop it, saying that if I couldn't put it back, you would compensate me.
They hesitated for a long time, took my camera to a machine that looked like a hospital MRI, scanned it for a while, returned it to me, apologized to me, and explained that a Japanese man used his camera lens to hide drugs last week and was seized by them, thinking that I was Japanese. ............................
Travel a lot, there are so many wonderful things, I'm glad to answer your questions ~
I'm warm dad, and I advocate parent-child travel ~
What are the wonderful things about traveling?
Venue: Yangshuo Inn Character: Lotus Seed
First, every time I travel, I feel the slow life of the local people, doing one thing at a time and not rushing to do the next.
Second, about the stay experience.
1, I feel that the owner of a youth hostel should have feelings. Attract like-minded guests by your own personal charm.
2. The conditions of staying in a youth hostel are not very good. But there is no emotional fluctuation in my heart. Instead, I feel that what I feel uncomfortable can change the status quo. For example, the toilet of Youth Travel Service is public, which is not a big problem, but it is a sliding door, and the lock on the door is broken. I was still scared when I went in to use it, and suddenly I was scared.
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