Stand-up comic script

A: You are traveling.

B Yes, yes, yes, I'm traveling.

A Where are you staying today?

Yi Jiulong mountain villa

Who is Jia?

Me?

This is unfortunate. This is not.

B ah

This is unfortunate. This is not.

B What a coincidence.

A I live in Kowloon Villa, too.

Oh, you live in Kowloon Villa, too.

A I live there, too

Where do you live? Why haven't I seen you?

A You went out early, but I came back late. We haven't met.

B: Yes, it's as big as Kowloon Villa.

A: That's right.

B can't touch it.

Let's talk. What yard do you live in Kowloon Villa?

Kowloon Villa B has six yards, and I live in No.3..

Who is Jia?

Me?

This is unfortunate. This is not, this is not going. This is not.

Oh, what is it?

A I live on the 3rd, too.

B, you live in no.3.

A is on the 3rd.

B Then let's build a building. Then why do you think I haven't seen you?

A You went out early, but I came back late. We haven't met.

oh

A went astray. may be

Right, right, right.

A You live in No.3 Hospital. Which room do you live in?

B I, I live in 205.

Who is Jia?

Me?

A Is this a bad time? I don't know,

B what a coincidence!

A Is this a bad time? I don't know,

B, you say

A I also live in 205.

We live in the same room.

A I live there, too

B Then why haven't I seen you?

A You went out early, but I came back late. We haven't met.

B Yes, yes, yes, I was so careless. This is also

Small talk. Do you live in bed or on the kang?

You don't know much about this. There is no kang in the south, so I sleep in bed.

Who is Jia?

Me?

Is this unfortunate? This is not, is this unfortunate? This is not,

B what's the matter

A I sleep in bed, too.

We live in the same bed. Why haven't I seen you?

A You went out early, but I came back late. We haven't met.

How is that possible?

What's in your bed?

B me, what else do you need to cover? The accommodation in Kowloon Villa is good. You can put a mattress and a quilt.

Is this unfortunate? This is not, is this unfortunate? This is not,

B what's wrong?

I can also put mattresses and quilts.

B, then we'll share a bed. Then. I have never seen you before.

A You went out early, but I came back late. We haven't met.

Fuck you, let's share a bed. Let's leave now. Who is there? Not a word. Isn't that unfortunate? Isn't that unfortunate? Finally, I'm not sleeping in the same bed Is this more like it?

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