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1. When I was sick as a child, my mother always made a cup of coffee and said that foreigners love this. I've always been afraid of coffee. It's bitter and bitter. When I grew up, I traveled all over Starbucks and went to the island, but I couldn't find the taste I drank when I was a child. 0. I drank Radix Isatidis ... (Comment: Brother, your mother is kind. You are lucky that you didn't give Huoxiang Zhengqi water as coffee! )

2. I went to eat lobster with my friends. A little girl at the next table asked: Mom, if the lobster can't come home, will its mother be anxious? Her mother froze ... and I put down my hand to stir the lobster. What should I do in the face of such a kind question? Then the boss came to clear the way: no, their whole family is here! (Hot comment: Little girl: Mom, if anything happens to me, I will take you and dad. )

I saw a sister kneeling on the ground and writing a line on the ground in front of her: it costs two yuan to take a ride. I looked at the sister, but sighed and turned away. You didn't take two dollars with you when you went out, and you still had a piece of chalk in your pocket. Are you a fool? (Hot comment: Oh, my God! The money given for so many years is a waste. )

Some time ago, I learned to play mahjong and soon became addicted. As a result, my wife found out, and she was firmly opposed to my playing. Yesterday, I played mahjong with Sister Wang. As a result, my wife came to inspect the post halfway. I lied that I was sleeping. My wife doesn't believe me. She said urgently, Ask Sister Wang if you don't believe me. Is she beside me? Sister Wang called and said, Sister, we are really sleeping, and we didn't play mahjong. (Comment: Brother, I just want to ask, are you divorced? )

5. A boy asked his favorite girl to go up the mountain to watch the night scene. There are thousands of lights, very beautiful! At this time, a cool breeze blew! The man looked down and asked, are you cold? Girls think he is so considerate! Then answer: not cold! Thank you, so the boy took off the girl's coat and put it on himself. He said, I'm so cold!

6. Once, my deskmate farted several times in a row. I can't take it anymore. Q: Who farted? The deskmate immediately said that he put it there. Holding my nose, I asked, what did you eat and how smelly it was? He gave me a contemptuous look and said, be kind. What, you can smell it? Do you want a recipe? (Hot comment: Both.

Nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good? Even farting can be so humorous. )

7. A young man took a taxi. When he arrived at his destination, the young man took the taxi.

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Ten yuan as pawn

Gave the driver ten yuan. As soon as the driver saw it, he immediately closed the door and left. After two intersections, he saw a red light and stopped urgently! Looking at the mirror on the right, I found that the young man had caught up, and the young man opened the door! The driver shouted at once, I was wrong. I'll pay you back. The young men were angry, one by one: you are stupid! Is it stupid? Clip my clothes, clip my clothes, you know! (Comment: Brother, you are a long-distance runner! )

8. An insurance company just called me and said that I only need to deposit it in 200 yuan every month.

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If you die before ten o'clock, there will be a subsidy of one million yuan. Suddenly thought of waiting for me.

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When I was in my teens, my child knelt in front of me with a bowl of medicine and cried and said, Dad, please drink the medicine! I was so scared that I threw away all my mobile phones! (Comment: Brother, are you so sure your wife didn't bring medicine? )

9. My husband has a poor memory when he drinks. Last night, he was drunk and didn't bring his key home, so he shouted desperately outside: open the door! I'm back! So I shouted in the room: Do you know who I am? My husband shouted outside: You are my favorite person, and I will take care of you all my life! In this way, I was moved to open the door and saw my husband come in and look at me and say, mom, I'm back. 10. On Sunday, my colleagues went home to play and talked enthusiastically. My daughter mumbled in my ear and didn't know what to say. I said, speak up, there are no outsiders. The daughter shouted loudly: mom said you are not allowed to stay at home for dinner today! I ... (Comment: Do you want to say that if there is a hole, you want to go in? ) 1 1. I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and saw a beautiful MM occupying the ATM for a long time, making a receipt from time to time. I looked up and found "insufficient balance" on the screen. But this MM kept pressing the button and collecting the typed receipts one by one.

Five minutes later, I saw this MM rushing to the public toilet with a pile of bank documents, and suddenly I felt that all the languages were eclipsed at this moment. (Hot comment: the master is in the folk! Take it. Take it. Take ...)

12. Two drunks are in high spirits. One asked: Where are you from? Inner Mongolia. Wow! Me too. Let's drink. Where are you from in Inner Mongolia? Tongliao. Wow, me too, fuck! Where are you from Tongliao? From Qinghe town. Wow! Me too, fuck! What's your last name? My surname is Li. Wow! My surname is Li, too. Fuck! The owner of the barbecue shop can't stand it any longer. He dialed the telephone: Lao Li, your two sons have been drinking again.