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Top Ten Shocking Slogans in the Country

1. Beside Henan National Highway: It is illegal to rob a police car.

2. A slaughterhouse in Tongren: Use the "Three Represents" to guide our slaughtering work.

3. Shandong Liaocheng Prison: People’s criminals love the people, and people’s criminals love the people.

4. Anhui Rural Credit Cooperative: Debts will last until death, and the father’s debt will be repaid by the son.

5. It can be seen in many places in rural areas of Jiangsu: It is better to have rivers of blood than to have more than one child.

6. Hebei Power Grid: It is strictly forbidden to touch the wires. The high voltage is 50,000 volts. If you touch it, you will die. If you do not die, you will be punished.

7. A breeding farm in Renhe Town, Chongqing: a breeding farm for humans and wolfdogs.

8. Pudong New Area: Garbage classification starts with me.

9. Hohhot tourism advertisement: Don’t ignore Hohhot if you ignore it, and don’t deceive tourists if you deceive anyone.

10. Shanghai Cable TV: One-time payment of 150 yuan, you can choose from 96 sets throughout the year.

One day in the big forest, the fox was smoking marijuana. At this time, the little rabbit ran from a distance. Seeing all this, he came over and said: Fox, fox, how can you smoke marijuana? It is not good for your health. Yes, look, the air is so fresh, come and run with me. The fox thought it was right, so he ran with the little rabbit. As they ran, they saw the elephant taking heroin. The little rabbit ran over and said to the elephant: Elephant, elephant, why are you taking drugs? Look. The air is so fresh, come run with me. The elephant was right, just the two of them were running together. As I was running, I saw the lion rolling up his sleeves and about to inject heroin. The little rabbit shouted to the lion from a distance: Lion, lion, taking drugs is not good for your health. Look at how fresh the air is. Come run with me... . The lion put down the syringe and rushed over, giving the little rabbit a slap in the face. The elephant said to the lion tremblingly: "Why are you hitting the little rabbit? He doesn't want us to hurt him!" The lion said: Ever since the rabbit took ecstasy, he asked me to run with him every day!

Which one is dumb, the stars, the moon, or the sun? Stars, because: there is a sentence in Lu Binghua’s song that the stars in the sky don’t speak

In summer, a giraffe meets a rabbit, She proudly showed off her neck to the rabbit: Ah, little rabbit, do you know how nice it is to have a long neck? Do you know how fresh and sweet those top leaves are? Do you know what it feels like to drink water in the summer? The refreshing water slowly passed through her neck. Rabbit glanced at her and only said: "Have you tried vomiting?"

42. One time my brother hit me and made my head bulge. A bag. Later, my brother wanted to pack stuff and couldn't find the bag, so he took the bag on my head to hold the stuff.

43. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who played ball for a long time. He said: I am so tired. I feel like my whole body has softened.

44. Once upon a time, there were two snowmen. One said: I am so cold. The other said: I am also very cold. The other said: Let us hug each other, so they hugged each other. together. Then they were freezing to death.

1. A bear is coming/Coming prepared (BEAR is coming)

2. The eleventh book/Unbelievable (BOOK11)

4 .Xiaoyu said to Xiaoming that her father was impotent/can't stop (Yu's father couldn't)

5. The sheep stopped breathing/feeling proud (the sheep didn't exhale)

6. Do not drop the mobile phone In the toilet / Don’t miss the opportunity (wet)

7. The dog will stop barking after crossing the single-plank bridge / photographic memory (no barking after crossing the wooden bridge)

8. The bee stops on the calendar /风和日丽 (Fenghe Calendar)

10. The painter likes to draw thick ropes but does not like to draw thin ropes / Superb (thick ropes enter the painting)

13. There are ten Nine sheep squatted in the sheep pen, and one squatted in the pig pen/cadence (one sheep squatted wrongly)

14. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said "Hey"/it was a double act but it was contrary to the truth (the sheep was crouching in the wrong way) PHONE Eagle "Hey")

15. If the hat is dirty, you should turn it inside out before wearing it/wear it with the crown inside (wear it inside the dirty crown)

16. Ten men watch five women taking a bath/Colorful

17. Whose house doesn’t have a phone? /天衣(天衣狠phone)

18. Who knows the birds best? /Frightened Bird (Frightened Bird) Zhiniao

22. How to make a sparrow quiet? /Squeeze it (squeeze the bird silently)

23. Which kind of snake has many mouths? / Chatterbox (snake)

25. What medicine is not poisonous? /Yam

26. Why is "seven up and eight down"/seven above eight? Because eight is below seven

27. Which kind of snake has the strongest vitality? /Three Inch Tongue (Snake)

28. Why is there only the tip of the iceberg? /The other corner was broken by the Titanic

1. The little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin.

The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong?" "But, why do I feel so cold?" ”

2. There was a polar bear who had to wear sunglasses to see because the snow was too harsh, but he couldn’t find the sunglasses, so he closed his eyes and crawled around on the ground to look for it. I crawled and crawled until I got my hands and feet dirty before I found my sunglasses. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror, and then I realized: Oh, it turns out I am a panda

3. Xiaobai. , Xiao Huang and Xiao Lan take a long-distance bus, who will get motion sickness? (Little White Rabbit, dusk)

4. Xiaobai + Xiaobai =? Answer: Little White Rabbit (Little White TWO)

5. Which animal is most likely to fall? The fox, because he is the cunningest

6. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. The spider asked: Why is this? Said: My mother said that those who hang out online all day long are not good people.

7. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad said: Silly boy, how could you do this? Are you a stupid kid?

8. One day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". According to legend, just stand on the edge of the valley and shout what you want, and then go into the valley. If you jump down, you will get what Mankangmangu wants. So the three of them decided to give it a try.

The first one was a pervert, so he shouted "Woman!" woman! "If he jumped down, there would be a lot of beauties waiting for him.

The second one was a nerd and shouted "Books, books, books!" "Then, I jumped into the valley and got a lot of books.

The third one is an indecisive person. After thinking about it, he can't decide on his favorite. After an hour, he Finally he made up his mind and felt that banknotes were the most useful, so he walked towards the edge of the valley. When he accidentally kicked a stone, he cursed "shit!" "Unexpectedly, his center of gravity was unstable and he fell down the valley

9. As for Xiao Ming, he has to take the exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night

Xiao Ming's mother asked worriedly: "I have read all the books. Are you done? There’s a test tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied cheerfully: Mom, I’ve finished reading.

Xiao Ming’s mother happily praised Xiao Ming: “Good boy, you will definitely pass the test tomorrow.” Very good

Xiao Ming cried and said, "Mom, I see, it's over."

10. The panda loves the deer deeply, but he expresses his love. Rejected. Panda yelled~Why? Why is all this happening? Xiaolu said timidly: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are bad boys.

11. One day Xiao Ming was walking on the road. ! My feet suddenly felt sore while walking! Why? Because Xiao Ming stepped on a lemon!

12. Which Chinese character is the coolest?

13. One day, a university teacher asked a student: There were ten birds in the tree. If one was shot and killed, how many would be left?

The student asked: Is it a silent gun, not a gunshot? How big is it? 80-100 decibels. Is it illegal to kill a bird in this city? Are you sure that the bird is really dead? Just a few birds will do, okay? Are any of the birds in the trees deaf? No. Are there any that are locked in a cage and hung from a tree? No. Are there other trees nearby? Are there any other birds on the trees? No. If a bird is pregnant, does it count as a baby bird in the belly? Doesn’t count. Does anyone who hunts birds have eyesight? No flowers, just ten. The teacher was already sweating, and the bell rang for the end of get out of class, but the students continued to ask: Are there any birds that are so stupid that they are not afraid of death? All afraid of death. Will he kill two with one shot? Won't. The student said with confidence: "If your answer is not deceptive, if the bird that was killed hangs on the tree and does not fall, then there will be only one left. If it falls, there will be no one left." The teacher immediately blurted out. Mo fell to the ground!

14. One day, someone was passing by a crossroads and discovered something super scary. He discovered that Sesshomaru and Sanzo were actually laughing! `

15. A long time ago, one night, there were three shrimps in the pond. Hahaha, a female ghost farted and died.

16. There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building and turned into a dead fat man.

17. There was a boy who was crossing the road and was accidentally crushed by a truck. When he was dying, he looked at his body and said: "It turns out that I am a bean paste stuffing, not "Meat stuffed"

18. The little snake asked the big snake in a panic... "Brother, are we poisonous?" The big snake said, "Why are you asking?" The little snake said, "I just said it." I accidentally bit my tongue."

19. Two people fell into a trap. The dead ones were called dead people, and the living ones were called "help".

20. There once was a swordsman. He was very cold, his heart was very cold, his sword was very cold, and he died of coldness in the end.

21. A deer ran on the road, running faster and faster. , it became a highway

22. There was a tomato that was hit by a stone and smashed, another tomato fell to pieces again, and there was another tomato that smashed. Countless tomatoes fell to pieces and the last tomato also fell over, ah-ta-yeah! Ketchup

23. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a landmine during combat? The company commander was very angry: Damn, what can we do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price.

24. I haven’t heard from you for a long time, and I feel very sad. When I thought about death, I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped over a building with a parachute, and hung myself with noodles. But even if you don't die, just treat me to a meal and wear me to death.

25. The elephant defecated in the middle of the road. An ant happened to be passing by. It looked up at the mist-shrouded peak and couldn't help singing: Yalasuo, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ~~~~

26. When you check in at the railway station but don’t have any paper with you, don’t worry, the train will remind you: Wipe your pants, wipe your pants, wipe your pants! When you are playing tuba by the river but don’t have any paper, don’t worry, the frog will tell you: stick scrape, stick scrape, stick scrape!

27. Two counterfeiters accidentally made counterfeit bills with a face value of 15 yuan. They decided to spend them in remote mountainous areas. When they took a 15 yuan bill, they bought 1 yuan of candied haws. , they cried, and the farmer gave them two pieces worth 7 yuan.

28. Portrait of your life: When you are ten years old, you learn to take a bath by yourself, and you are clean; when you are twenty, you are shining brightly, and you are prosperous; when you are thirty, you find a job, and you are successful; when you are forty, you hire a servant, Pigs get servants; learn to play basketball at the age of fifty, and pigs shoot!

29. A person climbed the wall and left the school. He was caught by the principal. The principal asked: Why don't you leave through the school gate? The answer is: Metersbonwe does not take the usual path. The principal asked again: How did you get over such a high wall? He pointed to his pants and said: Li Ning, everything is possible.

The principal asked again: What does it feel like to climb over the wall? He pointed to the shoes and said: Xtep, it feels like flying. On the second day, he entered the school through the main entrance. The principal asked: Why didn't you climb over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose, I like it. On the third day, he wore a gangster costume, and the principal said: You can't wear a gangster costume! He said: You are what you wear, Semir clothing. On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school. The principal said he could not wear a vest to school. He said, men, keep things simple and love Dengbao clothing. The principal said I'm going to give you a serious offense. He said: Why? The principal said, M-Zone, I have the final say on my territory.

Life at 30 is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4,000 yuan from me and said he wanted to have plastic surgery.

As a result, I don’t know him at all now. What has it become? Oh, 4,000 yuan.

31. Note to robbers: Our bank staff only understand Spanish. Please be patient when robbing. It is best to bring a translator with you. Thank you!

32. You are blind. Blinded? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw a stone at my head!

33. I think I should lose weight. The last time I donated blood, a hundred milliliters of lard actually leaked out.

34. Tourist: Master, is that thatched house over there a toilet? Monk: Except for the thatched cottage, the rest of the place is a toilet.

35. The hair is gone and the dandruff is even better!

36. We should remain silent when listening to sermons in church. It is very impolite to disturb others' sleep.

37. Yesterday I signed up for a weight loss training class. They asked me to wear loose clothes during training. Is this unreasonable? If there are loose clothes, why should I sign up?

38. My wife and I haven’t spoken for 18 months, and I have no chance to interrupt her.

39. Thief A: Count how much money you robbed today? Thief B: No, you will know after reading the newspaper tomorrow.

40. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

41. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

42. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.

43. Late one night, a young woman was passing by a mental hospital when suddenly a "wow" sound came from behind. The woman turned around and saw a naked man chasing her. The woman was so frightened that she ran away, followed by the man behind her. No, there is a dead end ahead. The woman is desperate, kneeling on the ground, crying and begging: "You can do whatever you want, just don't kill me." The man smiled slyly and said, "Really? Now you Start chasing me."

44. At a literary evening, the host came on stage to announce: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy! ! ! ! !

45. If a tiger does not send a cat, you think I am critically ill!

46. A person in our dormitory had to pee after drinking too much and then made a cold remark: If you drink too much pee, you will have too much wine.

47. My sister and I went to Li Ning to buy shoes. My sister said, "Miss, how much do these shoes cost per pound?"

51. In the past, people came to my aunt's house as a guest. Just walked in. It happened that my aunt had to go to the toilet.

She quickly greeted the guests and said, "You guys sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea!"

52. When I was in college, a classmate and I were arguing about an issue, and I was at a disadvantage for a while. He slapped the table and stood up shouting: You are talking nonsense, I am not stupid! I spit on your face like shit

53. When I was a kid, the popsicle sellers usually pushed bicycles to sell ice cream. Once, I heard an aunt shouting in the house: "The new ice cream is hot." (I guess my aunt used to sell fried cakes and fried dough sticks)

54. When my colleague was arguing with someone, he got anxious and said, "Do you think I grew up eating?" I have always wondered what he ate to grow. Big ones. "

55. Once when I asked for a song on KTV, I shouted loudly: Please order me a song called "Double Jay Chou" by Zhou Jiegun

1. I was not honest when I was a child. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: It has been hard for sixty years, there is no food to eat, and the nose excrement picked out is never thrown away

2. There was a rich man looking for a servant, and the interview question was When he went to the toilet, the first few came out without washing their hands, so the rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why. The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..."

3. A man saw a sale in a store and walked in. "What do you want to buy? "I want to buy dog ??food." “We have a rule that you have to prove you have a dog. "Where is such a provision?" “That’s what it’s like with sale items. "The man spent a long time with the salesperson, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was nothing he could do. The man had to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought the dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food. "Give it to me. Two boxes of cat food. “We have a rule that you have to prove you have a cat. "It was the same salesperson, and the man spent another long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat with him before buying cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole dug out. Go to the salesperson and ask, "What do you want to buy?" “You’ll know it when you put your hand in it. The salesperson put his hand in and said, "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper." ”

4. A man took his friend to visit his grandma. While he was talking to his grandma, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all when they left. At that time, his friend said to grandma: "Thank you for the peanuts" and grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck off the outer chocolate layer of them. Old, cough." . .

5. Someone liked the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Pot". Once, he ordered this dish again, but the waiter told him that it was sold out. " Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it is really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman had almost eaten his meal, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man He felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more of this?" "The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he was halfway through the meal, and suddenly he found a very small but full-furred one lying at the bottom of the casserole. The little mouse felt disgusted and vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was turning his stomach, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?" It's the same..."

6. On this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Can I give you a toothpick, boss?" "The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for toothpicks. The boss thought to himself, why did the beggar ask for toothpicks instead of rice? He also sent him away, not too old, and again A beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat, and now only the soup is left." Can you give me a straw?

7. The eldest and second child were on a plane. The second child got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full, so the boss had to go get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The eldest son asked the reason and the second eldest son said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomiting, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited."

One day, the eldest and the second oldest brother vomited. I went to the theater to watch a play again, and saw the two of them arguing about the development of the plot, and they made a bet about it. The boss pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said, "The loser has to take a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two continued to bet on the following plot. This time, the second child lost. The second child picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen gulps in a row.

The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration. He said to the second brother, "You are so amazing. You can drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second boss shook his head. "It's not that I want to drink. The phlegm in the spittoon is too thick. I really don't want to drink it." Keep biting!"

I have a friend named Xiaocai. One day he was taken away

A priest was playing golf, and a nun was watching. He hit the first shot. Missed, the priest cursed: "TMD, missed again!" Hit again, the priest cursed again: "TMD, missed again!" The nun said: "As a priest, God will punish you for swearing." , only to hear a thunderbolt kill the nun. The priest was puzzled: Why was it me who cursed, and why did he kill the nun? At this time, God's voice came from the sky: "TMD, I missed the shot too!"

The head coaches of the football teams of China, Japan and South Korea came to heaven together and asked God when their respective football teams would be able to return to heaven. To win the World Cup, God said: South Korea will need 50 years. The Korean coach burst into tears: I can’t see him anymore. God said again: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach burst into tears: I can’t see him anymore. The Chinese coach quickly asked: Where are we? God cried loudly: I can’t see him anymore.

One day Ami went to see King Yama for trial (he was the third person in the list)

(King Yama asked the first one first)

Yan: What have you done in your life? What's the matter?

Person 1: Killing

Yan: Give you a black key and go to hell!

(King Yama asked the second person) < /p>

Yan: What have you done in your life?

Person 2: Save people

Yan: Give you a white key and go to heaven!

(King Yama asked Ami)

Yan: What have you done in your life?

A: What men love

Yan: Give it to you A pink key!

A: What key is this?

Yan: Well...how should I say it?

1. Three little white rabbits I picked a mushroom

The two older ones asked the younger one to get some wild vegetables to eat together

The younger one said I won’t go and I left, so you ate my mushrooms< /p>

The two big ones said no, don’t worry, so the little white rabbit went~~~

Half a year passed, the little white rabbit still hasn’t come back. The big one said it won’t come back. Come to my door and eat it

The other big one said wait a little longer~~~

A year has passed and the little white rabbit hasn’t come back yet. The two big ones discussed that there is no need to wait for us. Eat it

At this moment, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to it and said angrily: Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms

2. A lot When things are cooked, they will have various aromas... So cooking?#123; has always been very particular.

But... On the contrary... There is something; take it It will be more fragrant if frozen. What is it?

Electricity. Because... Refrigerator->Electricity-Ice-(Fragrance)......

< p>3. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink...coffee...

Because...(Car)-(fly)

4. We say A bear without a tail is called a koala, so what do we call a bear without a penis?

The answer is a female bear, because a female bear does not have a penis to begin with

5. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bun~ After eating a meatball, it turned into a steamed bun~

6. Once upon a time, there was a 5-rare steak and a 7-rare steak. Why didn’t they say hello when they met on the street? ?

Because: They are not familiar with each other...

7.Q: One day, the bird flew from Kaohsiung to Taipei for an hour. But it took 2 hours to get back! WHY?

Because it was raining! So you have to cover the rain with one hand and fly with the other.

8. Q: Which chicken is the fastest in the world? What kind of chicken is slow?

A: KFC Chicken Nuggets (fast)

Nicole Kidman (slow)

9. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl Said: "Why does the plane fly so high without hitting the stars?"

The little girl replied: "I know, because the stars will 'flicker'!"

10 .Excuse me: Who gave me Wangqing Shui?

Answer: Aha~~~

Reason: “Aha, give me a glass of love-free water~~~~”

11.Q: What animal Most likely to be posted on the wall?

A: Poster Leopard

12.Q: Who will help you refill your meal when you are full?

A: The flying dragon, because the flying dragon is added to the (sky)

13. Which one is dumb: the stars, the moon, or the sun?

The stars, because: there is a sentence in Lu Binghua's song " The stars in the sky don’t speak

14. What’s the last name of the pencil?

Xiao, because: sharpen (Xiao) pencil

15. Which cartoon character is always in the dark?

Tinker Bell (Doraemon) because he couldn’t see his hands

16. 4 people were playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police take away 5 people?

Because the person they are playing is called "Mahjong"

17. Xiao Ming: "Do you know the name of Muhammad Ali's father? Ruobing: "I don't know." "Xiao Ming: "Idiot! Of course it’s called Alibaba. ”

18. Ming: “Do you know what mosquitoes don’t bite? Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiao Ming: "Of course it's jelly, jelly pudding!" Ha ha ! "

19.4. The mother of (birth) is called Huami! What is the name of the mother of (flower) - Miaobi, because (Miaobi gives birth to flowers)

20. Let me tell you something Touching story

Get out of here! The story of chasing people away

21. There is a family. The whole family is very lazy...

Dad tells mom to do it If mom doesn’t want to do it, she asks her elder sister to do it. If her elder sister doesn’t want to do it, she asks her younger sister to do it...

But my younger sister doesn’t want to do it either, so she asks the puppy to do it...

One day A guest came to the house...and found the puppy doing housework...

I was very surprised..I asked the puppy: "Puppy...can you do housework...?!"

The puppy said: "There is no way...they don't do it, so they ask me to do it..."

The guest was even more surprised...: "You can talk...!!!" !"

Puppy: "Shh! Keep your voice down...otherwise they know I can talk...and they will ask me to answer the phone...!!"

22. Fox Why do we often fall? !

Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet)

23. A psychology professor said to the host of the meeting: "If you want the women in the meeting to quiet down all of a sudden, just Ask them a question: 'Ladies, who is the oldest among you? ' and the room becomes silent." 24. Woman: "I married the devil. It’s better than marrying you.”

Male: “This is impossible because close relatives are prohibited from marrying.

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25. Lele ran to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys...throwing peanuts to the monkeys...but there was a monkey who would stuff peanuts into his butt every time...and then take them out to eat...Lele felt I was so disgusted that I ran to ask the director...why did the monkey behave in such a strange way...The director explained: Because

Last year a man threw a big peach to him...but it turned out that The big peach's penis can't be discharged smoothly from the butt... He was killed miserably... So now he must put the food into his butt and measure it to make sure it can be pulled out before he dares to eat...

26. Demon King: "Princess, no one will come to save you if you scream! "

Princess: "Broken throat! "

No one: "Princess! I'm here to save you! "

Devil: "Damn it..."

Ghost: "Who discovered me? "

Who: "What does it have to do with me? ”

The devil is dead!!

27. Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat

One day

The white cat It fell into the water

The black cat rescued it

The white cat said something to the black cat

``Q: This sentence What is

............"Meow"

28. It is said that on a dark and windy night , on the longest... scariest road...

The taxi driver drove past there...

There was a woman waving at the roadside to get in the taxi... Hmm ...The whole journey... was quite quiet...

Until the woman spoke...

She said: "I'll give you an apple... it's delicious... "The driver thought it was great... so he took it...

Then he took a bite... The woman asked: "Is it delicious?

The driver said: "It's delicious!" "The woman replied again: "I also liked eating apples when I was alive..."

Wow...&*$#@...When the driver heard this, he was so frightened that he braked suddenly and turned pale. ...

The woman slowly tilted her head forward and said to the driver...

Want to know what she said? …………………………………………

“But I didn’t like eating it after giving birth to my child

29. Book Eleven Unbelievable (book11)

30. A person was painted gold and became a blockbuster (a golden man)

The eldest and the second went to the theater to watch a play, and saw the two of them falling in love with each other for the development of the plot. Arguments arose and bets were made.

The boss pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said: "The loser has to take a sip of what's there."

Unfortunately, the boss lost, so he frowned and drank. Take a bite.

The two then bet on the following plot, and this time, the second child lost.

The second child picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps.

The boss was shocked, fell to the ground in admiration, and said to the second child, "You are so amazing, you can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, "I don't want to drink, the spittoon is The phlegm is so thick that I can’t stop biting it!