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Home is a warm, loving, safe and happy place, where he makes me grow up happily.

One night, my mother and I were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, the door opened. I saw my father push the door open with one hand and a big watermelon in the other. He came in with a big smile on his face and said to us, "Let's eat watermelon tonight!" " As soon as I heard it, I shouted, "Yeah!" "Don't panic, I have one condition." Dad looked at me happily, paused deliberately and said, "Let me work out a brain problem. You can only eat if you guess correctly. " As soon as my mother and I heard it, we said loudly, "Come on, who's afraid of your little problem!" We are ready to answer this question cheerfully at once.

Dad washed the watermelon first, then cut it into dozens of small pieces, put it in a big plate and took it to the living room. Dad's first question is: "Where is the trouble?" My mother and I thought for a long time, and finally I came up with the answer in front of my mother: "It's a pharmacy!" " "Of course I got a watermelon. Before eating, I pretended to be polite and said, "Then I'm welcome. "Then I took a big bite. Dad asked another question: "what is something smaller than bacteria?" This is a brain teaser! " As soon as his father's voice fell, his mother rushed to answer, "It's his child!" " "Dad and I both paused, and then we all laughed. Mom also got a watermelon. At this time, dad picked up a piece of watermelon and ate it himself. While eating, he said, "Where are you going to pay?" Mom paused and immediately replied: "Telephone booth!" She got another watermelon. Next, my mother became more and more brave and picked several watermelons in succession. My mother looked at the watermelons all over the table and was a little at a loss. Give me one piece at a time and one piece for my dad at a time. I just ate too much and my stomach is full.

Later, my father told us another joke. We laughed while eating watermelon, which made my stomach ache.

There are so many interesting things at home that eating a watermelon is so interesting.

On April 1 day, our family held the first "Family April Fool's Day".

Choose this year's "idiot king"

As the saying goes, "Without rules, there is no Fiona Fang." Our game also has rules-whoever is cheated the most times is the "idiot king" this year.

As soon as the game started, my brother and I parted ways (went back to our room). I'm thinking about how to plot against my brother. The so-called first strike is strong, and then strike is strong.

I can't wait to shout at my brother: "Brother, I found your' Altman Warrior'!" My brother was overjoyed and rushed to my room. When he arrived, I danced and said, "Haha, I was cheated!" " "My brother was so angry that his nose was crooked that he went to his room to sulk without saying a word.

At this time, there was the sound of a knife cutting things in the kitchen. Grandma shouted, "Come and eat watermelon!" "My brother and I scrambled into the kitchen. Hey, there are no watermelons. Grandma is cutting radish.

She put down the knife and said with a smile, "Haha, I caught two idiots at once!" " ""well, I'm really smart all my life and confused for a while! " The younger brother sighed.

After about ten minutes, I was thinking hard about how to "deal with" grandma. Music suddenly sounded in my brother's room. He came to my room, narrowed his unique little eyes and politely said to me, "Brother, go and listen to the martial arts" Rainy Day "!" After all, ginger is still old and spicy, so I disdainfully said to him, "Don't bother, you can't fool me with this trick!" " Hmm.

"My brother knew that the" conspiracy "was exposed, so he had to say to me in frustration:" Brother, you are really bad! "Then listlessly back to the room.

Finally, my brother won the nickname "the king of idiots" and we crowned him with a glittering crown. My brother reluctantly ascended the throne, and his mouth was so high that he could hang two oil bottles.

I think: now that people's living standards have improved, they begin to pay attention to entertainment, and our family will often hold such activities in the future.

Many things will happen at home, some make people laugh, some make people burst into tears, and some make people angry. But what impressed me most was this. That Saturday, I was watching TV at home. Suddenly, I found a big mouse running from one place to another. I don't think it will be boring anymore. I quickly shouted, "Dad will hit the mouse." My father and I picked up a weapon-a broom to chase the mouse, and we chased and hit it, but we couldn't hit it. My mother saw it and covered her stomach with laughter. When she saw the mouse escape under the sofa, she disappeared immediately. But my mother is very clever. She pulled the sofa and the mouse appeared again. Fortunately, my father and I just wanted to escape. I also have a "shadowless foot in Foshan", and rats are beaten everywhere. At the end of the "battle", the mouse stepped back a few steps, then jumped in front of the broom, drew a beautiful arc in the sky, and even jumped out of the encirclement of my father and me! I went after my father again, but when I turned the corner, I accidentally slipped. My father and I both shouted "Ouch! Oh! " We don't have the strength to catch mice anymore. It seems that my grandmother has to be a senior rat catcher. I saw my grandmother take some peanuts and put them next to my mother's boots, and then put them in the corner together. After a while, the mouse really ran out again. What a bold mouse, my heart. I picked up peanuts and got into my mother's boots. I hurried forward, grabbed my boots and took a bite, then hit the mouse with my shadowless hand. The mouse didn't wake up when I poured it out. This time, we humans have won a great victory. Isn't it fun? My family is full of fun; My family is affectionate; There is love in my family, and we love each other. Of course, having me at home makes me cuter. I love my family. ...

Family Anecdotal Composition 600 Mice and People One Saturday, our whole family was reading books and newspapers, and all of them were sleepy and bored.

I always thought there was something in the room, so I looked back. Suddenly, I found a "fuse of war"-a mouse walking leisurely in my house, and our whole family was refreshed. My father and I are more ferocious.

I got up and kicked the mouse, and the mouse escaped my attack with a "micro step", making my father "cynical" and the whole family burst into laughter.

The mouse found itself being chased and fled everywhere.

My father and I picked up a weapon-a broom to chase the mouse, chasing and hitting, but we couldn't hit it, and my mother laughed until she covered her stomach.

After a long chase, the mouse was finally hit by my "half moon chop" and swept out a few meters away. The mouse screamed and fled under the sofa.

Fortunately, my father and I are quick-sighted, two brooms are in one file, the mouse has no way to go, and the "spectators" have thunderous applause.

My father and I have high morale.

I am a "shadowless foot in Foshan" again. The mouse was beaten and rolled, and I smiled.

After the battle, the mouse stepped back a few steps, looked dead, then jumped in front of the broom, drew a beautiful arc in the air, and jumped out of the encirclement of my father and me! The mouse went straight to the seat like a madman, scaring his mother into a deafening scream. It took the mouse a long time to recover and hide under the cupboard.

Dad and I laughed so hard that we didn't even have the strength to beat mice.

Grandpa saw that we couldn't catch the mouse for a long time, and finally went out in person.

Grandpa first put his mother's boots in the corner, and then took a peanut and put it outside the shoes.

The mouse smelled the fragrance, flew to pick up peanuts and ran into the shoes.

I rushed up, grabbed my shoes and fell to the ground.

When the mouse shook out, it was already unconscious ... the whole family cheered to celebrate the victory.

During Napoleon's invasion of Russia, his troops were fighting in a small town in an extremely desolate land. At that time, when he was unexpectedly separated from his army, a group of Russian Cossacks stared at him and began to chase him in the winding streets.

Napoleon began to flee for his life and sneaked into the house of a fur merchant in a small alley.

When Napoleon ran out of the shop panting, he piteously shouted to the fur dealer, "Help me, help me!" " ! Where can I hide? The fur dealer said, "hurry up, hide under that pile of fur in the corner!" " ! ""Then he put a lot of fur on Napoleon.

No sooner had he built it than the Russian Cossacks rushed to the door and shouted, "Where is he? We saw him running in! " Despite the protest of the fur trader, they tore down his shop in order to find Napoleon.

They pierced the sword into the fur, but they couldn't find him.

Soon, they gave up and left.

After a while, when Napoleon's personal bodyguard came to the door, Napoleon climbed out from under the fur unscathed.

The furrier said timidly to Napoleon, "Forgive me for asking this question to a great man, but what's it like to hide under fur and know that the next moment may be the last?" Napoleon stopped and said angrily to the fur dealer, "You asked Emperor Napoleon such a question? Guards, take this careless man out, blindfold him and execute him.

I, myself, will personally give the order to shoot! "The guard grabbed the poor fur trader, dragged him outside and stood on the wall blindfolded.

The furrier can't see anything, but he can hear the guards. He could hear his clothes rustling in the cold wind as they slowly lined up to prepare rifles.

He could feel the cold wind gently shaking his clothes, his cool cheeks and his feet shaking involuntarily.

Then, he heard Napoleon clear his throat and slowly shouted "Prepare … aim ……". At that moment, he knew that even these trivial sentimentality would leave him forever. When tears flowed to his cheeks, an indescribable feeling welled up from him.

After a long silence, the fur merchant heard footsteps coming towards him and his blindfold was taken off.

Because the sudden sunshine blinded his eyes, he could see Napoleon's eyes looking at his own deeply and deliberately, as if to see through every corner of his soul.

Then Napoleon said softly, "Now you know.

Napoleon told us with practical actions: don't look back angrily, don't look forward with fear, look at everything around you.

My family composition is 600 words. There are only my parents and me in my home. My grandparents are still working in Xinjiang, and my grandparents are taking care of my lovely little cousin in the country.

So they can't take care of me.

From the time I was sensible, I knew that my parents were busy all day.

Because they have to go to work and take care of me, but they care about me all the time and make me feel very happy.

Dad is very busy at work, often goes out early and comes back late, and sometimes he has to travel! He has been away for a few days, but he calls home every day.

On weekends, my father will try to stay at home and play with my mother and me. He will teach me to play Tai Ji Chuan with my mother, listen to my stories, and cook a hearty meal for me and my mother in the kitchen. Although I don't think it's as delicious as my mother's cooking, we have always enjoyed it.

My mother is very hardworking. She works hard. Now she is an engineer in their unit, but she does almost all the housework in our family.

When she comes home from work, she always seems to be very busy, washing clothes, cooking and looking up information on the Internet. Dad didn't come home because of work, so she would help me with my homework, and then wait for my dad while watching TV.

My mother is kind-hearted, and my father is an understanding person. They care about each other and seldom quarrel. As a daughter, I feel very happy.

Just like last night! My father and I sat on the sofa to discuss our study, and my mother brought us boiled water.

Father accidentally dropped a book near us, and mother was bringing us boiled water with a big smile on her face. But my mother stepped on the book my father dropped, slipped and fell down at once.

I spilled boiling water on my father.

I only heard dad "ouch!" With a loud cry, I quickly pulled up my father's trouser legs, and then I quickly went to find medicine for my father to wipe.

But dad didn't care so much, picked up his mother and said, "Did you fall in pain?" ? Sorry, I shouldn't throw things around.

"Mom hurriedly said," I'm sorry, I didn't look at the road before I fell down, let you-stop it, do you hurt? "No pain," Dad said with a smile.

I smiled sweetly when I saw this scene.

I love my parents as well as my family.

Interesting place names 450 words Interesting place names Today, we are sitting in Argentina and sailing on the Heilongjiang River. Soon, we will be in Shanghai.

The sea is calm, just like Ningbo.

Suddenly, I found a Qingdao at sea.

At this time, a pot of Tianshui came from the sky, and we all hid under the umbrella. Only father got wet, and we were all in Qiqihar.

We all came to the island in order not to be caught in the rain.

On the island, someone asked a question, and the person in front quickly answered it correctly. It seems that he is Chilean (influential), and then we know that he is an Arab.

Then, we came to Harbin and stayed.

It rained all night, and Guiyang didn't appear until noon the next day. We all came out to play.

First, I rented a Panama, and so did everyone else.

We rode to a scenic spot in Guilin, and a river passed through Guilin. Henan and Hebei are all mountains.

We climbed the mountain. There is a Berlin in Shandong and a Jilin in Shanxi.

When crossing Berlin, I found a Paris (pear tree), Golmud and Yushu.

Then we came to Zhumadian, where there was a beautiful woman named Guyana and her sisters Poland and Finland.

The shopkeeper Maldives brought us some bread from Denmark and another Mozart and that song from Poland and Finland. How happy we are! After playing for so long, we bought a Kuqa and drove it back to the hotel.

Suddenly, the phone rang, and I realized that we had forgotten to return it to Panama.

Ask Sun Li for an article "Anecdotes of the Dead" Sun Li (1) The old-fashioned marriage was once called "a match made in heaven", which is very accidental.

According to her late wife, when she was 19 years old, on a rainy day in summer, her father was sitting at the door of the street with nothing to do. Two women came from the east. They were matchmaking and their clothes were wet by the rain.

Her father knew one of them, so he asked them to take shelter from the rain under the door and casually asked, "Who are you going to marry?" "East cui home.

""to which village? " "East Liaocheng.

Cui's girls are not a good match, I'm afraid they won't make it.

""What kind of family is the man? "After a brief introduction, the matchmaker smiled and asked," What happened to your second girl? Don't want to find it? " "Why don't you want to.

Tell me and I'll ask around.

"Her father answered very brightly.

In this way, the matchmaker ran back and forth several times, and this marriage was actually settled.

After getting married, she learned to read with me. Our wedding ceremony was a cross-examination, and it was the word "a match made in heaven".

She nodded and smiled and said, "It's true, everything is decided by heaven.

If it hadn't rained, I wouldn't have come to your house! "(2) Although it was a feudal marriage, we first met before marriage.

After the engagement, they sang in the village, and I happened to be at home on holiday.

There is a distant aunt in our village who specifically asked me to go to the theatre and said that she could be a daughter-in-law.

On the day of the theatre, I went, and my aunt waited for me under the stage.

She took my hand and walked to a long bench.

On the bench, three big girls stood side by side, all dressed up and kept big braid.

My aunt called my name and said, "You can watch here. After the play is over, I'll call your house for dinner.

"Aunt's words haven't say that finish, I saw the girl standing in the middle of the bench, gave me a hard look, jumped down from the bench, walked outside the studio and got into a car.

At this time, the girls came out to watch the play. Although it was in the village, it was also sent to the audience by car, and then the bench was moved to the theater under the photo studio.

After marriage, menstruation always teased her about it, and she always said that menstruation would do bad things.

She has a strong sense of morality.

After many years of marriage, I once passed by her house and wanted to invite her to come home with me.

She said seriously, "Call a car to pick me up tomorrow. I can't follow you like this

"I have to go alone.

She's at her parents' house. Because she is a little girl, she has been spoiled since childhood and can only do some needlework. Never worked in the fields.

When we arrived at our home, my mother was good at working in the fields, especially at getting up early. When she heard wheat and chickens crowing in autumn, she was asked to cook.

Without a clock, sometimes the meal is ready before dawn.

She's in pain.

Back at home, she cried to her father.

Her father asked, "Did her mother-in-law tell you to get up early?" "She got up earlier than me.

Also said that it hurts me and let me sleep for a while! ""Then why are you crying? "Knowing that she has no strength, my mother often says to her," People's strength comes from exertion, so we should be lazy. ".

"One day, my mother took her to the yard to pick melons and picked a big basket.

Mother asked her, "Try it and see if you can carry it?" She bent down, grabbed the basket and stood up suddenly. Because the melon was too heavy, she leaned back and covered the floor, and the melon rolled all over the floor.

She stood up and cried.

Mother smiled, picked up the melons one by one and carried them home.

Our village has been weaving since ancient times, but she can't.

Later, when there were more children and it was difficult to dress, she made up her mind to learn.

I learned everything from spinning to weaving.

When I came back from the outside, I saw that her two thumbs were deformed, thick and short, and her nails were shortened by pushing the loom.

Later, because of Japan, her family became worse and worse, and I was not at home. She took the children to the fields.

In the market, I sell my own thread and cloth.

Sometimes my eldest daughter and I take turns carrying two barrels of sorghum and walking three miles to collect and sell.

Never called me bitter.

She also brought up several children during the war.

There is no medicine in the countryside. Our eldest son 12 years old died of appendicitis.

Whenever the child has a fever, she always holds it all night and walks back and forth on the kang.

Before she died, I said to the children, "I am not responsible for you."

It was not easy for your mother to raise you. You should remember.

(4) In recent years, an old friend and neighbor advised me to write "Sister-in-law" many times.

Because he thought she was too kind to me and helped me too much.

An old friend said, "It goes without saying that she takes care of you in life.

I think it's a great help to writing.

It can be seen that you borrowed her image many times and wrote it into your novel.

As for language, by your own admission, it is your second source.

Of course, as soon as she closed her eyes, the ice froze, and the personnel were wrong, so it wouldn't be like this, and others wouldn't make this request.

But at present, the situation is different. In addition to major themes, articles are also allowed to remember some private matters.

Don't you think it's a pity that you are too old to say it in a hurry? "I am very passive, but I have been delaying writing.

This is because, although we got married very early, as the ancients often said: there are fewer days to get together and more days to leave; There are few happy moments, but there are many sad and sighing moments.

Our youth passed away in the war years.

After that, my family and I suffered many changes until her death.

I have been ill for many years, and I really don't want to look back on this.

But at present, there are also some visions: in the past, the youth of the two places were separated by several years, but they could not pursue their dreams.

Now, I am lonely in my old age and my walls are cold, but I dream about her almost every night and I can't get rid of it.

According to superstition, this may be the period of underground meetings, and it is not far away.

So, choose some less sad clips, as described above.

What has been scattered in other languages will not be repeated here.

I can never write such words again.

We have been married for forty years, and I have done many things. I feel sorry for her. It can be said that she has done nothing wrong to me.

I have done a poor job in the mutual affection between husband and wife.

Because of this, she remembers our love deeply.

When I was a clerk in Beiping, I once bought two zhangs of flower cloth and sent it directly to her home.

Before she died, she mentioned this little thing to me and asked me, "Why did you send the cloth to my mother's house?" I said, "It's convenient for you to make clothes!" "After a long illness, she closed her eyes with a happy smile on her face.

Once, I went to a place name village with Arabia, Afghanistan, Mexico, Monaco, Morocco and Santiago.

We rode to Lima, Bahamas and Panama.

We came to the place name village, and there was a Singapore next to it. When we went to Singapore, Rome with five long horns suddenly appeared, which scared us to run to the old house to close Macao.

The villagers in the village of ancient house names gave us food from Hungary (pears), Austria (plows), Italy (pears) and Chile (pears). After we ate it, its sweetness made us all sweet in Spain and Portugal.

Pears can't fill our stomachs. The villagers in the place name village killed several Baoji for us and made chicken ribs for us. How delicious! We are full and ready to see the scenery of the place name village. I pushed Macao away. Guiyang hangs in the sky, and Mianyang (sheep) runs underground in the village of place names. How nice! In the afternoon, we decided to go to Hawaii (aunt) in Afghanistan tomorrow.

The next morning, we set off.

We went to menstruation's home in Hawaiian, and she was so enthusiastic about us! She knitted each of us a sweater from Belarus (silk), Mauritius (silk) and Blos (silk), and invited us to eat watermelon. We didn't even pay attention to eating skin. Aunt Hawaii quickly took us to see the Maldives.

When we left the village, Uncle Sam had already prepared the Argentine (ship) for us. We boarded the Argentina and waved goodbye to the villagers in the village.

This is really an interesting tour of place names.

The composition in my heart is about 600 words. The sun shines and I am very happy.

It's another sunny afternoon.

I sat on the wide swing in the yard and sang.

The fragrance is thin, the vines are full of flowers, and the ruby yellow core and crimson petals complement each other, setting off a touch of joy.

This is grandpa's paradise.

I often like to stay in this small yard, listening to birds singing, fiddling with flowers and listening to grandpa's call.

See grandpa immediately grinned and said, "naughty boy, if you tease flowers like this, bees will sting you."

"Say, a hand touched my head.

My hands are full of dew. Under the sunshine, the sky is high and the clouds are light, with a faint fragrance, I pounce on my nose. I felt a tender feeling in my heart, but I smiled and didn't think much.

Flowers are colorful, just like the giggling pleasure of holding a lollipop in one hand and pulling my grandfather in the other, but they told me to be quiet, not like when I was a child.

Charan, I'm watching. My grandfather is slow and thin.

Not far away, it seems to be a big tree, its branches are bathed in sunshine and very peaceful.

Thoughts flying, once, a silent figure, contains profound meaning.

Wearing a bell around her neck, holding grandpa's hand, Lingling walked all the way, enjoying the innocence of her childhood.

He held my hand tightly and his temples were blown away. He looked at me with a little smile.

However, I am willing to meet his eyes, hold his hand and enjoy the warmth of being cared for.

So, I saw the spring between my grandfather's eyebrows, which aroused each other's smiles.

Today's grandfather, still silent, stands behind a thin figure with deep love.

He doesn't know how to convey this beautiful love, is it the hope in front of polished floor-to-ceiling glass, or the gaze in a strong tea, or the shallow smile in a small garden? Pass it on, turn that full love into a silent touch behind me, and my heart is full of joy.

The wind is blowing like gentle rain.

Grandpa smiled, so did I.

In the warm sunshine, grandpa's teeth sparkled and his heart was full of joy.

People's Good Parents —— The short story "Anecdote of Duan Taiwei" is hot in weather, hot in the ground, hot in the sun, and hot in people's bodies.

The crops withered and the land cracked. God, please don't be angry.

Have pity on me at that time! Look, I don't accept a piece of rented land. My children are all skin and bones. They are starving to death.

Listen, that vicious coke sends people to force me to pay food every day, and he always punches and kicks me. I can't stand this bone ... "That Qiu is really fierce, and the bad guys are steep.

""Well, he cares about the people and is our good parent! " Two men are discussing beside them.

Suddenly, an idea came to my mind: why not ask Duan Taiwei to help me? Maybe it can save my life! So I found Duan Taiwei and explained everything to him.

After hearing this, he sympathized with me and immediately wrote a letter asking us to collect our food in the late morning.

I feel much better when I meet such fair and caring parents. I think the problem will be solved soon! Unexpectedly, the weather is not beautiful.

The next day, Jiao's men grabbed me rudely and met Jiao.

That Jiao Ling glared at me, with pointy hair and chapped eyes, and said viciously, "You don't know what is good or bad, so you find a teacher named Duan to teach me to sit?" What is he? Am I afraid of him? "I'm too scared to speak. Now man is a knife and I am a fish. what can I say? He sternly ordered someone to hit me with twenty sticks and then carried me to Duan Taiwei.

Back heat, heart heat. I am a monster named Jiao.

Duan Taiwei kept me crying and blaming myself.

A pariah like me is rare.

He also personally washed my wounds, bandaged my wounds with his own clothes after death, and fed me medicine and meals bite by bite ... I am already very satisfied with such a good official. For me, I'm sorry to let him go against our times in follow focus.

My family must have been persecuted by Jiao Chen Ling ... Under the careful care of Duan Taiwei, I finally recovered, and I survived, but I didn't expect Jiao to urge me to pay the board fee again. More unexpectedly, my family was not hurt.

This has enabled my family to live a peaceful and happy life again.

My wife said it was a blessing, and I believed it.

It wasn't until one day that I met Duan Taiwei's servant and talked about Jiao Taiwei's horse that I realized that it was him-Duan Taiwei sold his horse to help me pay Chen Ling back! The weather is no longer hot, the water is no longer hot, and the sun is mild. Duan Taiwei devoted his love to a beautiful paradise for our people!

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