Sketch script "The North Wind Blows"

The sketch script "The North Wind Blows"

Address: Yang Bailao's home, Huang Shiren's home

Characters: Yang Bailao, Xi 'er, Huang Shiren, Mu Renzhi, Aunt Wang, servant, voice-over

Rev.:

Voice-over: It's another New Year's Eve, and the sky is glistening.

She is looking forward to, looking forward to, the Spring Festival is over, but it is much more bleak than usual! Joy cleans the table at home alone.

Xi 'er: (singing) It's snowing outside. I'm waiting for my father at home and going out to hide my account. How are things now?

(says) alas! It's the Spring Festival, and I'm not coming back! It's snowing more and more outside, and dad can't come back. Brother Da Chun doesn't come to me. Really, he doesn't understand passion!

(Open the window, it's windy, and then close the door to clean the table) Alas, people pack jiaozi for the New Year, and my family cleans the table for the New Year! Alas!

Mrs. Wang sneaked up at night and watched around, holding a bag in her arms.

auntie Wang: Xi 'er's life experience is very poor. My mother died and my father ran away, but my son Da Chun likes it. I came to see it in the snow today. (knocking at the door)

Joy is surprised.

daughter: ah, brother Da Chun! (Open the door) It's you, Aunt (and look behind her). Where's Da Chun?

auntie: I'm busy with underground work. I went to town on business. Although I didn't meet my sweetheart, I met his mother!

Xi 'er (closing the door): I said I was going out on business, but actually I was going to travel at public expense. I went out smartly without you, so I'll run away with others!

Auntie: Oh, my daughter, you can't say that. You can't take any vacation for your children! No, I like it, too!

Xi 'er: Not only me

Auntie: Yes

Xi 'er: And my father

Auntie: Yes, don't talk nonsense, I brought some white flour! Wait a minute, you can make a steamed bread and eat it yourself

Xier: I have to save some for my father!

auntie: who is that? Not necessarily! Stop it, it's just a little secret! (sorry to leave)

daughter: don't go, my father will come back!

auntie smiled and left, opening and closing the door. Still embarrassed to go down!

Xi 'er: Alas, the times are developing fast, and old people have to fall in love! I'm going to marry Da Chun, * * * is going to marry my family! Alas! Dad, come back quickly! (Put it down, ready to make steamed bread)

Going to Yang Bailao

It's a waste of time: I went out to hide my account for seven days, and the whole world saw it. The outside world is really wonderful, but now I feel that if people are really unlucky and thirsty, they dare not drink cold water.

Not to mention the rent owed to the Huang family, they will still pay more for buying a stock. The wind is blowing and the snow is drifting. I'm in a hurry to run home. I can't be seen by the yellow dog legs, otherwise I'll definitely be kidnapped. Hey, here we are!

(knocking at the door)

Who is it?

Bai Lao: It's me, your father!

xier (opens the door): oh, my dad! (They want to hug) Forget it!

Bai Lao: Why?

daughter: my first time? I won't say. Dad, what do you think of our painting?

Bai Lao: Who sent it?

daughter: you have no right to come. Without money, who will come to your door? Of course I painted it myself!

Bai Lao: Really? Have you improved?

daughter: that's right!

Bai Lao: Children should not doodle in the future! Form good habits!

daughter: oh!

Bai Lao: Dad scolded you for your own good. Let's make dumplings later!

Xi 'er: Aunt Wang knew you were coming back, so she specially sent jiaozi noodles, but there was no dumpling stuffing. It seemed that she only had dry noodles!

Bai Lao: no, look at this. (takes a bag out of her pocket)

Xier: Dumplings are still fresh! (Smells it) Why does it smell bad?

Bai Lao: In order not to let the Huang family find out, I kept it in my arms for three days!

daughter: how many days have you not bathed?

in vain: seven days, filthy, eating without illness!

daughter: then let's wrap it!

Bai Lao: Xier! (Singing) Somebody else's daughter has flowers to wear. Dad can't buy them without money. Buy a gold necklace and put it on for my daughter! Put it on for my daughter!

daughter: wow! Gold necklace! (biting with his mouth)

Bai Lao: Fake!

Xier: Cut * * * (throw away) jiaozi! (two people are on the bag of jiaozi, Mu Renzhi)

Renzhi: Don't guess a man's mind girl. You can't guess it. Now it's popular for some people to keep mistresses, and our boss wants to marry the fourth mistress! Today,

our owner, that is, our boss, asked me to come to Yang Bailao and talk to him about something. I won't say anything, so keep reading! (knocking at the door)

Bai Lao: Who is it?

Renzhi: me Xiao Zhi

Daughter: Dad, is it your adopted son Jimmy Lin?

Bai Lao: Him? I haven't been here for three years since I went out to mix the world. I heard that ready-made clothes are famous and I will come back to save my family. Who knows which one (la)?

Mu Renzhi stood for a moment and posed a pose.

Renzhi: Hurry up, the posture is so uncomfortable! (Yang Bailao answers the door and looks through the crack of the door first, and he shudders.)

Bai Lao: Quick, quick, yes, it's Mu Renzhi!

Xi 'er hides things quickly when she is busy.

Xi 'er: All right!

Bai Lao: No way, so soon?

xier: experienced! (Yang Bailao gets dressed and opens the door)

Renzhi: Lao Yang!

Bai Lao (crying): Mu!

Renzhi: Are you unhappy to see me?

Bai Lao: Well, I'm glad that your presence here has made my humble abode splendid! Inside, please (When two people enter, Heer closes the door with her feet, and Mu Renzhi looks at it)

Heer: Sorry! (standing aside)

Bai Lao: Long time no see?

daughter: this is the third time today!

Renzhi: That's right. It's the information age. The news is fast. The owner knows that you will come back, prepare at home and have a feast! Why are you standing? Why don't you hurry?

Yang Bailao took a cigarette out of his pocket and gave it to Mu Renzhi. When Mu Renzhi took a look, he ignored it. Yang Bailao gave him all the boxes and Mu Renzhi put them in his pocket. At the same time:

Bai Lao: There are heavy snows, and the doors are closed by snow and ice, so I came and couldn't find anyone!

Renzhi: Comrade Yang! I really want to help you, but I can't help myself in the Jianghu. I have my boss, and you have your world, buddy. Sorry!

Bai Lao (sighing and walking to Xi 'er): Alas, I was blind for that pack of cigarettes! Girl, I went!

Xi 'er: Dad (grabs Yang Bailao's hand)

In vain: The wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the strong man won't return the horse once he is gone!

daughter: my dad is so stylish! Dad!

Renzhi: Heer, wait at home. I have good news for you! (blows a kiss)

daughter: yuck! It's bleak at home during the Chinese New Year. I'm going to find Aunt Wang! (Take the necklace) I'll give her the necklace and tell her it's my dad! (Laughing)

Voice-over: It's the same New Year, but Huang Shiren's family is completely different from Yang Bailao's. Of course, this is the truth. Otherwise, how can there be a saying of rich and poor! At home,

Huang Shiren is enjoying himself! He lights up and lights up! Although they are all gifts from others, they also feel a bit extravagant and wasteful.

Huang Shiren took the stage, followed by a footman with a chair in his hand. When Huang Shiren took a step and sat down, the footman put the chair away, then took another step and sat down, or sat down firmly.

Yohito: How many years have you been with me?

footman: twenty years!

Yohito: aren't you nineteen this year?

footman: wasn't it here when my mother was pregnant with me?

Yohito: Boy, you are good at shooting!

footman: hmm! Who says that talking to an official is flattery? It's all true. If you are handsome, who won't admire you? If your wife has it, who dares not to nod and say that your family is rich?

Who won't put his thumb up!

Yohito: OK! Take it and go out to eat (I took an apple to the footman, brought it back and cut it in half)

footman: Thank you! (Going out) Flatter for a long time, the apple is only half, and the flattery is white, so it should be paid first! (bottom)

Mu Renzhi leads Yang Bailao to

Renzhi: Wait a minute! I'll report it!

Bai Lao: ok! (MU Renzhi enters) What good! I'm going to jail, but I'm still being mean and saying yes!

Renzhi (whispering to Huang Shiren in the park first): Call Yang Bailao!

Bai Lao: Look, what did I say? The lobby has risen! It's good for you to celebrate the New Year.

Yohito: Oh, it's Comrade Lao Yang! You sit, you sit!

Bai Lao: I just like standing in front of my boss!

Yohito: Lao Yang! How is the new year's goods office going?

Bai Lao: Thank you for your good fortune? Nothing was done!

Renzhi: Yang Bailao, are you * * *?

Yohito: Well, be gentle with your hometown!

Renzhi: Yang Bailao, you fucking! Don't give the hard way!

Yohito: OK! It's only natural to pay back debts. Calculate how much money is owed to him!

Renzhi: (takes out a notebook) I owe 38 stones for the rent, and with the interest rolling, I can turn the profit into profit! Together, it's five hundred and sixty-seven thousand eight hundred and ninety-one cents and three point four cents! You bring it!

Bai Lao: Are you kidding me?

Renzhi: Of course there is no mistake. I didn't take the exam for nothing!

Bai Lao: accountant? You make false accounts! I'll sue the officer!

Yohito (striking table): Sue, where are you going to sue? This is the official! You don't ask around! Who am I? Huang Yaoshi is my grandfather, Huang Feihong is my uncle, but far away,

Elizabeth is my godsister, Rosoff is my cousin, Koizumi is my godbrother, and all the officials are my backstage. Go and sue! Go!

Bai Lao: Oh dear! And this history! What can I do? Oh, my God! ! !

Renzhi: Brother, you won't smoke in vain. I'll show you a sunny way to walk!

Bai Lao: What a man! Say!

Renzhi: If you can't get the money, you can take your daughter to pay the debt!

Bai Lao: That won't do. I'm the only child!

Hitoshi: What are you doing now?

Bai Lao: But after all, she was brought up by me, and you said it was enough! I raised me for nothing, and I have to pay my debts!

Yohito: What do I want you to do? Give you food, give you clothes, send a pack of cigarettes at both ends every three days, put you on the table, you are a fairy, think beautifully!

Bai Lao: Anyway, there is no money. At most, you beat me to death. I won't let my daughter be your maid!

Renzhi: Your brain is rusty. Your daughter looks like water. Come here and ask a fairy to come down alive! Will she be mistreated when she comes to her employer?

Yohito: Yes, yes, yes, I know people don't talk in secret. I asked your daughter to be a mistress! If you want, I'll give you a dowry, and if you owe money, I'll send you a check! If you don't want to! Pay back the money! !

Bai Lao: I said Lao Huang, why didn't you say so earlier? If you didn't tell me, how would I know? If you told me, I would know. I just wanted my daughter! I want my daughter to tell me to use it!

that? Check!

Yohito: Oh, Lao Yang is frank and manly! Xiao Zhi, get the check! (Mu Renzhi brings a piece of paper to Yang Bailao, and Yang Bailao gladly takes it)

Bai Lao: Oh, it's still a blank note!

Yohito: Too much cash will crush you! Would you mind making a receipt?

in vain: ok!

Yohito: We have drafted it for you! Just press a fingerprint!

Bai Lao: After six or seven days in the city, I learned to sign my name. Today, I have a chance to show you!

Yohito: Well, nowadays, with high technology, everything can be copied, and the signature is useless, and the handprint is the most reliable!

Bai Lao: OK (pressing the handprint)

Yohito: Then go back and tell Xi 'er to come tomorrow!

Bai Lao: No problem, no problem! (leaving)

Yohito: Xiao Zhi, send!

Bai Lao: no, no!

Renzhi: You're welcome, you're welcome! (off)

Voice-over: Yang Bailao came home from ear to ear with a check in his heart, and was overjoyed when he heard Xi 'er's approval. He died! Life is always like this, and it is easy to be extremely happy and sad!

The next day, that is, on the first day of New Year's Day, Joy dressed up and went to Huang's house!

Huang Shiren still enjoys sitting! The footman came up with a bottle and put it on the table!

Yohito: What do you think of my practice?

footman: great move!

Yohito: Can I? (Take a sip)

Man: Don't be afraid. You have Yohito's kidney treasure. It's good for you to be nice to her!

hi, it's time to dye your hair white! Wearing jeans!

Xi 'er: In order to meet Yohito today, I specially made this look, which is super Saiyan! Cool enough! (knocking at the door)

The footman still opens the door with something, and then gets off. Huang Shiren didn't look up.

Xier (Jin): Shaodongjia! (soft)

Yohito (hearing the voice, then looking up): Wow, beauty, personality, I like it! Sit down!

daughter: alas!

Yohito: Oh, come to my side, sigh again and again? Why?

daughter: miss me, brother Da Chun!

Yohito: Forget it. I'd like to introduce you to a new friend, Shuanghui. I'm the best in the province.

Xi 'er: There was a thunderbolt yesterday. I heard from my father that you have admired me for a long time! Really?

Yohito: That's still fake. I'm willing to die for my bosom friend!

daughter: but I can only accommodate the rich!

Yohito: Wow, such a practical question!

daughter: although money is not everything, it is absolutely impossible without it.