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Comments on Ten Classic Advertising Words of Zhongyuan Real Estate

Zhengzhou Alliance New Town:

"Alliance New Town smiles when others are talking about the world", "Alliance New Town smiles when others are talking about the scenery" and "Alliance New Town smiles when others are talking about the bid".

Comments: This is a series of promotional terms for Zhengzhou Alliance New Town. It doesn't argue with others and laughs at the bleak situation. Just like a hero who lives in seclusion with stunts, he inadvertently shows everyone's demeanor.

As the flagship of real estate chain brands invested and built by Shenzhen Vanke, Zhejiang Du Nan, Henan Jianye, etc. 12 national first-class real estate giants, Zhengzhou Alliance New City has an innate international vein. In the earliest planning, from the utilization of project topography to the detailed treatment of architectural design, and then to the repeated textual research of landscape sketches, world-class cooperative institutions were chosen, with the aim of using their strong design strength and international planning concept to reveal an international complex in every detail of Alliance New Town.

In fact, the quality wins the property market, and the extensive management of the real estate market is gone forever. Intensive cultivation has become a new magic weapon for real estate developers, and Zhongyuan Real Estate will enter an era with the theme of "quality". At present, there are not many houses that can truly reach the level of international development, have an international vision and combine with the future development of the city. The standard adopted by Alliance New Town is generally about 3 times higher than the national standard, and the Rolls Royce at home is worthy of the name. No wonder Alliance New Town dares to talk nonsense: all imaginable buildings are dwarfed by Alliance New Town.

World Trade Center: Who's the millionaire boss Wang?

Comments: Shop investment has become the focus of many real estate investors because it can earn considerable profits without investing a lot of time and energy. Of course, investing in shops is to make money, but risks and benefits always come together. How can I make my investment high-yield and low-risk?

This is an era of commercial advertising flooding. "Who is the boss Wang, who is worth tens of millions?" Let's shine at the moment and stand out from many commercial advertisements. No matter who "Boss Wang" works for, this sentence is undoubtedly one of the most successful commercial real estate advertisements, because it quickly caught the eye of shop investors and vividly demonstrated the business model of "renting first and selling later" of the World Trade Center. In order to protect the interests of investors in shops and achieve a win-win situation among developers, merchants and investors, all shops in the World Trade Center attract investment first, operate first, and then sell property rights, so that investors in shops can effectively avoid risks, which is undoubtedly a public publicity on the responsibility and reputation of developers.

Zhengzhou Great Shanghai Urban Pedestrian Street: Great Shanghai in the Millennium Central Plains

Comments: I like to appreciate the strong flavor of this advertisement that goes deep into the bone marrow. The Central Plains is a vast land. Shanghai style, cutting-edge, prosperous. In Zhengzhou, the birthplace of commercial warfare and the "commercial core" of Erqi business circle, the successful operation of Zhengzhou Great Shanghai City Commercial Pedestrian Street Project as originally envisaged will surely become another legend in Zhengzhou's commercial history and the crowning touch of Zhengzhou, the capital of commercial warfare.

The meaning of "Great Shanghai in the Central Plains in the Millennium" includes: 1. "Great Shanghai in the Central Plains in the Millennium" is the product of the fusion of Shanghai style culture and Central Plains culture, which has made great achievements in regional culture; Secondly, "Millennium" and "One", "Central Plains" and "Shanghai" are in neat contrast, harmonious and rhyming, catchy and steady, which conforms to the project positioning and operation style of Greater Shanghai City.

River spring: mainstream life, mainstream community

Comments: Children are the "mainstream" of every parent and the center of gravity of every family. Dahe's emphasis on education in spring has won parents, children and the whole family. As a well-known brand of educational real estate in China, which is located in the educational and cultural community, Starr Real Estate invested 83.5 million yuan+5 million yuan to build high-quality educational resources and high-quality educational service system, and injected brand-new content into the residential area of Central Plains with nine generations of experience.

"Mainstream" is the most popular word this year. The so-called mainstream is a comprehensive embodiment of identity, resources, values and time desire. Mainstream life is the class life with the most right to speak in social activities. This class is the mainstay of society and the master of time. They are really enjoying life, while others are mostly alive. The mainstream community represents the development direction of the property market and leads the leading consumption of the housing industry in the Central Plains. It is a life field of the mainstream class.

Greentown Lily Apartment: a century-old building, lasting forever.

Comments: A bright moon and a petal of osmanthus are the graphic parts of the logo combination of Greentown Real Estate, and osmanthus petals, osmanthus trees and osmanthus forests have also become the unified symbols in all representative projects of Greentown Real Estate. "Creating a platform for employees, creating value for customers, creating beauty for the city and creating wealth for the society" is the corporate mission of Greentown. "Sincerity, goodwill, exquisiteness and perfection" is Greentown's eight-character policy. "Product is character, and character is the source of products", "How wonderful life is, how wonderful products are" and "People are the first product of the company" are the unique concept slogans of Greentown. It is based on this cultural background and corporate style that the slogan of "a century-old building, a harmonious life" is put forward.

Elephants are invisible and products are tangible; Value is intangible, and living is tangible. Starting from the point of "century-old building, harmonious life", Greentown Lily Apartment means that the real estate pursued by Greentown is a century-old building, making the building a history that can be interpreted by future generations. "Planting" a house among flowers is the best annotation of "a century-old building, a harmonious life".

Great Wall Cambridge Garden: Let people with status relax.

Comments: When this slogan appeared on the streets of Zhengzhou with outdoor advertisements, it attracted many people's attention.

A leisurely life is carefree. The houses pursued by the upper class in modern society are all places with good taste, grade and surrounding supporting environment, which can better show their prominent social status. Luxury house has become another synonym for identity.

In the Great Wall Kangqiao Garden, whether it is a company or an individual, high-quality building quality, high-level residents, high-level bird's-eye effect, elegant living environment, exquisite landscape design and perfect supporting facilities enable the owners to truly enjoy the high-grade living environment, truly experience the dignity and elegance of their identity, and become the brand symbol of their career success and the high-grade enjoyment of white-collar workers. Appreciate the height of life, feel the satisfaction of life, experience the perfection and sublimation of family, and cast a happy nest of success and joy, which is a leisurely life.

Santa Fe by the Sea: There are only two cities in Santa Fe, one is where Bill Gates lives, and the other is where you can live.

Comments: This slogan is one of the series slogans of waterfront Santa Fe City. This project is another large-scale high-rise community launched by Taiji Real Estate after the "luxury family", which is surrounded by Binjiang Park 70 meters wide on the west bank of the river. Because the "Taiji Mansion" series has established a good image for Taiji Real Estate with its true quality, it will cultivate a group of potential buyers for the waterfront Santa Fe City. It may not be too difficult to change the advertising slogan "My family lives in a mansion" to "My family lives in Santa Fe City".

The image advertisement of Waterfront Santa Fe City is very successful, which can really make people have infinite reverie about Rancho Santa Fe's life! Its classic feature is that through the way of circles, the grade of real estate has been virtually upgraded. Bill Gates lives in Rancho Santa Fe, while Zhengzhou has a house of the same grade, namely Santa Fe City, Santa Fe City = Rancho Santa Fe, and you = Bill Gates, which completes the psychological improvement of customers without too much language description.

Xinyuan Central Garden: The potential is everywhere, built in the center.

Comments: As soon as Xinyuan Central Garden appeared, Xinyuan Company was not modest. It is said that a super cost-effective "central living area" will be launched near the CBD of Zhengdong New District, creating another opportunity for those who "missed the famous garden" to "enjoy the value-added inheritance". Always aim at how to let the owners enjoy a valuable inheritance, which is also the core competitiveness of Xinyuan products.

This slogan is very atmospheric against the classic China Red. It is understood that the slogan originated from Han Feizi's "Things should be in the center" more than 2,000 years ago. Sages persist, and the four sides work hard. "Use four directions to settle in the core area of Zhengzhou. Ingeniously borrowed the relationship between "Sifang" and "Central", and accurately conveyed the scarce position of the project at the intersection of the central axis of Jinshui Road and Zhongzhou Avenue (formerly 107 National Road). Because "want" is in the central government, there are also expectations that consumers will come from all directions. At the same time, the low-key and restrained style of this slogan is also in line with Xinyuan's consistent brand image of adhering to the atmosphere.

Sunco Central Special Zone: Let the Chinese around the world unite.

Comments: Sunco is an expert in manufacturing attention and guiding industry public opinion. In 2004, Shunchi First Street appeared in Zhengdong New District. The advertising slogan "Central Plains is a model of architecture" not only attracted enough attention, but also caused great discussion in the industry. After a lapse of one year, another large-scale project, Shunchi Central Special Zone, once again surprised people, and the great efforts of "uniting Chinese around the world" once again demonstrated Shunchi's leadership style.

Sunco Central Special Zone is a top international residential market jointly built by the Hakka General Chamber of Commerce and Sunco Real Estate, an investment customer with rich overseas customers. The total planning covers an area of more than 640 mu, with a total construction area of more than 700,000 square meters. It is Zhengzhou's ideal city, the city of the future, the city of charm, the city of vitality and the city of life, and it has exclusively introduced elevators to the residence, the hanging garden and the central leisure forest landscape belt.

Zhengzhou International Commodity City: Jin Guitong listed, God of Wealth laid off!

Comments: Jin Guitong, a brand-new investment and wealth management product jointly launched by Zhengzhou International Commodity City and China CITIC Bank, has attracted much attention since its listing, not only because it has innovated commercial real estate products, but also because of this eye-catching slogan: "Jin Guitong is listed, and the god of wealth is laid off!" This advertisement seems dull, but it is actually a very practical and very suitable method for commercial real estate operation. Simple and clear, straight to the point. In particular, the word "God of Wealth" is used properly, which captures the psychology of investors. The sharp contrast between "listing" and "being laid off" in the advertising language directly conveys the great commercial value of its products and makes investors intuitively feel the great benefits of investing in "Golden Cabinet Connect".

Comment on a large number of advertising languages in all walks of life;

Popular advertising language for IT and office equipment

1, Changing Life with Internet-Golden Great Wall Computer

Comment, "Change your life with the Internet", what kind of life will you change? Network can prolong life and accelerate life; The network can break through the boundary or hide itself; The network can hide evil and shelter evil, and activate desire. ...

This seems to be an advertisement for all internet companies.

Rather than the brand appeal of "Golden Great Wall Computer".

2, you face two kinds of pleasure, vision and use-Dell computer.

Comments: There are many choices in the era of pleasure, such as heart feeling, hand feeling and vision. A healthy person needs 100 kinds of pleasure from psychology to physiology. Is the positioning of Dell computer too "small farmer"?

Pursuing speed is a process demand, and experiencing pleasure is a happy result.

3. Experience Ruili. Experience Shangri-La -TCL Computer

Comments: Is there any internal connection between Ruili and Shangri-La? The natural beauty of Shangri-La, the original wild power of the landscape and so on. It has nothing to do with "Ruili". Advertising creative people's wanton adultery on product concept appeal makes this product bear the scar of image freak as soon as it comes down from TCL assembly line.

First, the top real estate advertising language

1, bound, writing is unpleasant, so it is raised by one meter-the office building of several people-Beijing Zuo' an Industrial Society.

Comments: This advertisement is a little different. It wants to "improve the realm of one meter" and "write about the lives of several people".

As far as the general property is concerned, it is risky to play this advertisement, but as a personalized property, there may be surprises.

2. Gather all the essence and pay attention to all the details-Beijing Deep Blue Hua Ting.

Comments: The problem with this advertisement lies in "all" and "all". "Gather all the essence" has no essence, "pay attention to all the details" has no details. Violating the "2: 8 Law" shows a philosophical blind spot.

The creativity of advertising language will always resist the absolute thinking in philosophy! In fact, this advertisement is simplified to:

"Focus on the essence and pay attention to the details"-perhaps more magnanimous.

3, a little mistake is better-some mistakes in life are reasonable-Beijing Meiran Baidu City

Comments: Art is immortal because of regret, characters are vivid because of defects, and real estate is famous because of "small mistakes"!

This advertising language is ingenious in conception, emotion and speculation!

4. Respect people and build a city-Beijing Century City

Comments: I have grasped the foundation of loving my family, but I don't feel attractive enough, and I don't care. Perhaps this is the power of advertising, which completes the guidance and traction of consumers' psychology ... makes you think, guess, browse and give you a lot of expandable imagination. For example:

Respect for people is the foundation of the foundation; Caring for others and building a family;

Respect for people and the need to build a house; Promote the principle of loving one's wife and family.

5. Perfectionism, Shanghai Life Edition-Shanghai Xinfu Kangli

Comments: This advertisement is very personal and distinguished. Understanding the complex of perfectionism lies in publicizing the charm of details and then integrating into the life realm of Shanghai Standard Edition. ...

6. Meet in the humanistic memory of the 1930s, Bugaowan, a famous fashionable Shanghai-style residence in the center of Shanghai.

Comments: It is really a challenge to tell the public the light of humanistic spirit hidden in real estate with very concise advertising language!

Let the new building reproduce the friendly memory of the city ... We can only say that a house that can solidify time can naturally arouse people's warm memories!

7. The new idea of elite life is not to have the traditional four rooms, but to have flexible space, which can be divided and combined-Shanghai Contemporary Xinhua

Comments: Bury the solid frame in the soil.

Give the freedom of separation to the master.

Beyond the traditional shackles of quadrangles

Have a new idea of separating and integrating space.

8. Greenland Hall of Fame makes Shanghai famous-Shanghai Greenland Hall of Fame.

Comments: The structure in front of this advertisement shows the concept of "disc name+concept", but "sound" is redundant ... In fact, this advertisement can be written more clearly and hierarchically:

There are fewer halls of fame created in other ways;

The hall of fame, which celebrities love, is fine but not coarse.

10, Jun 'an Villa, a paradise for financiers-Shanghai Jun 'an Villa.

Comments: This is a real estate advertisement that attracts the target audience after market segmentation, and its artistic conception is also good: rich people are also gentlemen and have a good way to manage their money. He is adept in the countryside, has a vast tycoon and a natural humanistic background.

1 1, free space, making everything possible-Guangzhou Xingze Real Estate

Comments: Not only like a sigh standing on the balcony, but also like a sigh of free space just released from the cage!

The ups and downs of emotions, "make everything possible"! No matter how to find it, I can't find any clues related to the real estate launched by Xingze Real Estate. When the advertising language can't be an accurate spokesperson for the product image, it may be as free as a big toilet that pees in the sky ... In fact, it changes slightly:

"There is a little more space in my home, and I can do whatever I want ..." This will be better.

12, Detailed Difference-Guangzhou Zhujiang Real Estate

Comments: There is a unique power that can grasp the psychology of ordinary people in China. When it comes to saving money, we must always find it; Anyone who spends money lavishly has to keep his eyes open-look carefully. Only the taste is delicious. Where's the smell? In terms of "fine", this "fine" can be interpreted as:

Differences reflect value.

Details make classics.

Delicate expression

Second, the top service advertising language (appreciation of top advertising language)

1, unlimited mobile, unlimited communication-China mobile communication

Comments: This advertisement is too vague, as far away from the ears of ordinary people as Einstein's general theory of relativity. Life is not a copy in the philosophical sense, which is one of them. Second, being a fool is very simple. Although sports are infinite, communication is "time-limited". Unless it's free to travel in space, Aunt Zhang doesn't need money to talk to aliens, because everyone can use the public funds of China Mobile Communications for reimbursement! I found a simple post on the sentence, but I didn't expect to make a big joke that deviated from life.

2. Advocating clarity-China Mobile Communications

Comments: "Advocating clarity"? Advocate with what? With your eyes? With your nose? With your mouth? Or ears? There is nothing to be ashamed of in such a hurry, beard and eyebrows, and besides, human facial features are put into the animal kingdom.

Eyes-not as good as owls

Nose-not as sensitive as dogs.

Ears-not as good as snake eardrums

Mouth-not as big as a lion

It's just-brain comes first.

Originally, I wanted to "listen to the dynamic life" with my ears, but a concept of "advocating clarity" turned consumers' brains into paste. ...

3. Flying Me-Guangdong Mobile Monternet

Comments: poor! Sounds like a "moth to the fire" romantic sacrifice. On the other hand, I am just an "ordinary" fly! Instead of a unique, emotional, fantastic flight. ...

4, hit, just hit a hearty.

You will win if you love to fight-China Telecom

Comments: positioning error: this advertisement has turned the relationship between consumers and products into "one-time consumption positioning (like napkins and sanitary chopsticks) like reckless incentives for gamblers, because the negative effect of this advertisement is:" Beat, make your blood bleed like a note ",so elegant ... no, no.

4. Take a step forward every day and serve sincerely forever-Guangdong Telecom.

Comments: The original intention is that sincere service is included in every step. But the words are so awkward. One step forward every day means the superposition of one unit of measurement ... very general!

Three, personal items top advertising language (top advertising language appreciation)

1, I don't care about eternity, I only care about having an iron timetable.

Comments: This advertisement is a time expression of typical geek culture. Why don't you care about Forever? The "light-year" time from the direct universe to the microscopic "proton" time is accompanied by human beings. Maybe the meaning of the previous sentence is too big. "Tieda Timetable" looks down on itself, and can't carve it into the diamond sky and sell the sweet potatoes on the local stalls.

2, the true feelings pay, its own return-carved toothpaste

Comments: If only it were changed to "full of affection and pure performance"! What "true feelings" pay is not necessarily toothpaste.

There are too many associations. "Self-owned Return" is too vain to find the North. Is it a cry to collect old toothpaste batches? Give up the pursuit and expression of product characteristics. It is equivalent to giving up the carving of this product brand.

3. Vitamin C energy comes from fruit vitamin C energy, which promotes cell vitality and restores hair vitality.

-Biqianwei C Energy Shampoo

Comments: The application of the new concept may be a kind of creativity!

Now there is a new world waiting for us to watch! -Glasses

Comments: Very good! Come into my world, every grain is beautiful!

Fourth, the top advertising language of household appliances (appreciation of top advertising language)

1, it turns out that life can be better-beautiful air conditioning

Comments: Foolish art, boring complex, mental illness discovery, living in the progress of the times, can be better, not what you bought today, just an "original" stupid sigh!

2. Make dreams closer to life-Gaoxin Lu Hua

Comments: If the dream is too close to life, it is a "daydream". Dreams belong to a mysterious night, and life belongs to chaos.

Fifth, the top advertising language of the media.

1, Depth of Achievement-Southern Weekend

Comments: This advertisement is a bit short of arms and legs. "Deep achievement depth" is the expression of linear thinking. What's next?

If the rhyme is "degree", can we add: "Reason determines the height, keen insight into the depth, and the width of love ..."

This is all the news. Let's see what the news says-Youth News.

Comments: the words of one family affect your opinion and mine.

A hole in a person's mind affects your sight and mine.

There is not much news, one new, two true and three deep "... may be better.

3. Run Southern Metropolis Daily, the best newspaper in China.

Comments: I want to stand out from the crowd, yes, but I don't seem to consider the cost. It is not easy for newspaper industry to become the king of a field, with too high a goal, or a replica of a slogan; Or a kind of self-embarrassment that you can't do.

Since it is proposed to "run the best newspaper in the south", it is a dream trip!

4. Losers look for excuses, and winners look for Success, a monthly magazine.

Comments: "Winners look for success", but don't unsuccessful people look for success? Deny the value of failure, deny the accumulation of adversity, deny the influence of pain on will ... success has become a kind of relaxation, just like the idolized fashion is shallow. This failure almost declared the death of this monthly magazine!

In fact, if you change a word, its meaning can be changed: "If you want to succeed, go and find success".

Six, the top car advertising language (top advertising language appreciation)

1, stunning beauty, natural heaven and earth-Passat B5

Comments: The elegant beauty and magnanimity are really a bit like Tang poetry and Song poetry.

Set the ingenuity of "the world is the work" and create the elegance of "the beauty of the earth".

Passat B5- Dreams on Wheels ...

2, power, Bora, control power, life is infinitely wonderful-Bora car

Comments: The superposition of the word "force" did not play its due role, but it felt like a drag. ...

It's not as simple as "Bora, life is full of vitality".

3. Progress means never stopping.

Comments: Gas-guzzling version. Forget the tradition that consumers in China love to live frugally, and take a rest when things are finished, otherwise it will be a "ride". Does the "non-stop" dangerous position mean that the brakes are out of order? Is the motor still "singing" when the key is removed? ……

4, five plus two, work plus life-Prima, Ma Zi, Hainan

Comments: Find another way to sell 5+2, which is very unique!

Seven, food top advertising language (top advertising language appreciation)

1, healthy ternary milk, non-resistant 100%- ternary milk

Comment: What does "no resistance is 100%" mean? I don't understand what this means. Are you healthy?

2. 100% good cow, 100% good milk! -Bright milk

Comments: It seems that the dairy industry is entangled in a percentage and has entered an image misunderstanding. No matter how innovative, it is hard to fall into the stereotype. Use percentages with caution, because exceeding a little means exceeding the standard, and exceeding the standard means injury and terror.

3. It's you-a bucket of instant noodles.

Comments: the spirit of pursuing fashion "cool language" is commendable, and "it's you" is very vivid, but the following adverb makes me very puzzled. What do you mean "unified into a bucket of instant noodles" is a bit awkward.

Eight, the top drug advertising language (top advertising language appreciation)

1, restore gastric motility, please use motilin to help! -Xi An Yang Sen motilium stomach medicine

Comments: The former sentence has a good definition of efficacy, but the latter sentence seems a little rash. It is suggested to use "restore gastric motility and appropriate amount of motilium."

2. Growing up is inevitably traumatic.

No matter how deep and long the wound is, it will eventually heal-Band-Aid

Comments: This sentence is a bit too long, it should be refined.

People have two kinds of "injuries", "heart injuries are treated with time, and physical injuries are treated with pharmacology."

So "the world of band-AIDS-the king of healing is the size of the wound."

My parents don't accept gifts this year, but only melatonin.

Comments: It really looks like a child of a corrupt bureaucratic family. He opened a small door, exposed a small face, made a small mouth, and read out loud the ridicule of all the people who gave gifts. I really don't know the social significance of this advertisement, but it is a mockery of senior officials in China, or those who love to give gifts.

Nine, financial and insurance top advertising language (top advertising language appreciation)

1, global remittance through train-Western Union remittance

Comments: The momentum is good, but there must be a "time standard" expression.

China Construction Bank has thousands of happy families in Qian Qian.

Comments: The simple pursuit of a "jingle" relaxation has inadvertently killed the rational power of this financial product. Perhaps, real children's songs can create happiness, but not rational consumption. This advertisement is simple but not domineering, and it has a vague and vacant feeling.

3. Real credit card-Guangdong Development Bank Guangfa Card

Comments: Lack of definition and comparison, directly pushing "real credit card" is a bit like the slogan at the swearing-in meeting of internal employees, and wise financial consumers will ask: "Why? ! "

4. Join hands with giants and walk with your life-Prudential Insurance.

Comments: Is "Giant" the expression of capital scale here? But compared vertically, the horizontal proportion is smaller, and it may be better to change it to "walk with integrity and walk with worry-free"

X. Comprehensive top-level advertising language (appreciation of top-level advertising language)

1, with our love, hold up tomorrow's sun hope project.

Comments: well written! Classic pen!

If you pull the trigger with your index finger, they will die; If you press the shutters with your index finger, they will last forever.

-Advertisements banning hunting of rare animals

Comments: This reminds me of a question, why are public service advertisements so intimate, penetrating and mean from the picture to the language ... and many advertisements with "money" are always so awkward and straightforward. ...

3. The first thick leather shoes shop in the world

Comments: alternative advertising, wonderful! This reminds me of Li Zongwu's famous saying "thick but not black, black but not evil".

If you can add a small word: human skin, ground, thick skin-this shop is specially designed for men's leather shoes wandering in life and rivers and lakes!

XI。 International IT Top Advertising Language (Appreciation of Top Advertising Language)

1, businessmen also have lives-Nextel Telecom Company

Comments: The advertising fee of Nextel Telecom seems to be wasted. It's verbose, but it doesn't make sense. It has nothing to do with the company image. It's better to cut to the chase, bring "electricity" to a new life and speed up businessmen!

2. Other websites just post your resume. We give it to the right employer.

-Thingamajab.com American employment website.

Comments: it is a competitive advertisement, which skillfully uses differences and attacks gently.

3. Writer, producer and director of God-Weather Forecast Network

Comments: Wonderful! But it's not too insufficient. Please refer to the supplementary materials.

Show God's eyes of joys and sorrows every day.

Twelve, the international personal products category top advertising language (top advertising language appreciation)

1 How to kill mosquitoes?

-hehit insecticide

Comments: How to kill a mosquito? -Maybe it's tactical. Mosquito said: it can be discussed. I suggest Rome duel, so that I can die tragically and clearly. If you use chemical and biological weapons, it will hurt you and me in addition to dancing with me in a gas mask every day. Insecticide: this ... which ... let me think ... think ...

Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so we send a self-defense teaching material-perfume with the bottle.

Comments: This advertisement has a comedy effect in the animal world. It treats all men's noses as "French dogs". As far as I know, there are only good French men's noses in this world. Among 1200 kinds of fragrances, the depth and type of perfume can be accurately judged. And my nose has never competed with the dog's nose, because it is a problem to ask who is the "referee"