Collection of funny sentences about being tanned by boys

Funny sentences for boys to describe themselves being tanned Part 1

1. The sun is so strong that it doesn’t even tan your brain.

2. I didn’t have enough fun at the nightclub. I didn’t receive the support shoes until I got back. The most important thing is that I didn’t get tanned! It feels like it was all in vain.

3. Back from traveling! Even if I went out to play in this kind of weather, I wouldn’t get tanned even after the war. I have a skin condition that gets whiter the hotter it gets.

4. That day, I saw you under the sun. You were so uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. When I get tan, no one will call me an idiot!"

5. Go out this season , I can only get tanned. When will my white skin come back?

6. Share a sad incident with your deskmate at night. I said that when I was in the first year of junior high school, I got tanned from playing basketball during the summer vacation and never got white again. She said she gained weight after eating in sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said there was another sad thing about me. I was very curious. She said I didn’t play basketball and that’s why I was so short. ah! What a painful realization! I want to eat chicken steak to calm down.

7. Don’t think that just because you have a tan, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

8. Queue up to get two degrees of tan, and then quickly enter the Hogwarts Castle, which makes people look forward to it.

9. Some show off their husbands, some show off their wives, some show off their babies, some show off their cars, some show off their rings, some show off their toys, some show off their food... I just want to say silently... you can show off anything. Don’t get tanned

10. In this unruly season, nothing new can impress us. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves because the sun is too hot.

11. Only when I am with you can I show my innocence!

12. I was asked three hundred times a day if it was hot, but I still wrapped my long-sleeved pants tightly, and I still got tanned

13. I covered myself up in vain for more than half a year I finally got tanned on the first day of August, and by visual inspection I got eight degrees darker

14. My body gets tanned too easily, right? Summer hasn’t quite reached my arms and calves yet. It's so dark that you can't even look at it. I'm very active in sun protection. My face isn't dark at all, but my body is darkening.

15. It's okay to get some sun. Maybe if you get tanned, no one will say you are. What an idiot.

16. The night gave me black skin, but I use it as a scarf.

17. Even the seemingly sunny future carries the risk of getting tanned.

18. I really like to bask in the sun, which makes my body warm and makes me sweat! But why should we tan and get wrinkles?

19. It is said that every girl has a desire not to tan, but she has a heart that wants to go out all day long

20. In summer, you can tan if you don’t want to cover up your tan. Hum! Funny sentences to describe yourself being tanned Part 2 for boys

21. Black toothpaste wants me to be the spokesperson.

22. It’s too hot. The sun is already shining at 6:30 in the morning. When you run, you will not be afraid of the sun and your increasingly tanned skin. Is this part of the runner’s spirit?

23. Mercury is going retrograde! ! ! I don't want allergies! Don't tan! Let’s solemnly set a flag again and reject any form of horror movies! Especially Monkey Brother wants to see it! ! !

24. When you go to the countryside, you must be tanned

25. Men, women, old and young are all afraid of the sun, but I am not afraid of the sun. Tanning makes me look slimmer. The weather is so good... it is suitable. ...

26. Half the summer has passed, and the skin has been tanned. It is easy to get tanned, and it is difficult to recover. Generally, women do a good job of protecting themselves, but men don’t care too much, including Mr. Bao. Sauce duck is also fine, African pretty face is more appropriate. They don’t pay much attention to appearance. It may be related to career. When you are struggling to make a living, it is difficult to take into account image. The quality and efficiency of part-time work are the key. Those actors who rely on their appearance to make a living, Singers and hosts will pay attention to their professional image.

27. I went hiking yesterday. Halfway up the climb, I turned back the same way because the sun was too hot. I was sweating after just two steps, and my skin turned dark after being exposed to the sun for a few minutes.

28. Dear Stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the skin you tanned during driving practice turns white because of you.

29. I’m already tanned before it’s officially summer

30. This is why I’m tanned

31. I’m sorry, I really forgot about me Now that I'm tanned, none of these nude colors suit me anymore, so I have to save them for winter.

32. I hate summer because I get tanned. I like winter because when it’s cold, I can hug the one I love.

33. The night wants to give you black eyes, but it doesn’t. Swipe to select all.

34. Do I really hate this sunny weather? Last year, when I went downstairs to throw out the garbage, I held an umbrella and sprayed it with spray. How can I still struggle this year because I got tanned?

35 .I’m so angry that the child is tanned and you are teasing him. He doesn’t wear short-sleeves in hot weather for fear of getting tanned, so he covers himself tightly. He is a little fat. You are mocking him and looking at him like a cake. Isn’t it disgusting? You want him to go on a hunger strike and lose weight to a skeleton. He is really happy. So angry

36. Today, your tanned Hawaiian girl

37. The same rice can feed hundreds of people. I cringe when I see the sun, afraid of getting tanned. It is said that some ladies even go to the hotel swimming pool to strip off and wait for a tan.

38. My skin has begun to break out after being tanned in the summer. It’s so disgusting~

39. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white clothes, covering the sky with a layer of silvery white. The silk satin seems to say: "Children, go home quickly! Otherwise, Father Sun will tan your little faces." The clouds in the sky are in various shapes, and they are really people's good friends.

40. It’s often like this: you’ll gain weight before winter arrives, and you’ll get tanned before summer arrives. Collection of humorous sentences about getting tanned due to hot weather (40 sentences)

Humorous sentences to describe being tanned in hot weather (Part 1)

1. Jellyfish really needs some souvenirs no matter where they go, so that they can be worthy of their weak legs, tanned face and sleepless nights. On the other hand, Chen Baiqiang’s love for you is really pure

2. Adding a filter may make you look better if you tan yourself to a bronze color... The key is to make you look slimmer... In fact, you can’t even tan yourself. Well-proportioned. I was exposed to the sun on the beach during the Chinese New Year and my arms were tanned a little bit...

3. I feel like I'm tanned again. . . When I met Qinqin today, she told me that my skin was bad. . . Heartbroken, I washed my face, listened to music and fell asleep.

4. The weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I am afraid of getting tanned, so please give me some face! You are so thick-skinned anyway, so there is no pressure if you lose a few layers.

5. Basically, the scenery is like this in summer, but you can only see it through an air-conditioned room. In addition to being hot outside, you will get tanned and dizzy.

6. I never managed to prevent my fingers from getting tanned... the color difference is so big that I want to die

7. The hair and face are integrated.

8. No filter can save my tanned skin.

9. Every summer I swear not to tan the next summer, but every summer I get as tan as an African. I’m so angry, but I still have to work hard to keep smiling.

10. I am 8 months pregnant and I am a little tired of staying at home, so I go shopping in the community. My husband called me and asked me what I was doing. I said I was taking a walk outside. My husband yelled, "Why are you going out on such a hot day? What if your child gets tanned?"

11. Step into the sunshine and be a tanned woman!

12. I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he likes girls with long hair. I kept my hair growing for another three years. He said he likes fair skin in summer. Especially when exposed to the sun, I'm afraid of getting tanned, so I don't go out or take a step outside. He said he likes to be in good shape, so I keep my food intake every day. In order to keep my figure and answer his request, I only eat two meals a day. , but I really love him. So I am here to say I love you.

13. I am not a kid from a rich family who wears high-priced clothes and a lot of money. I only have skin that is about to be tanned and a face that has been polished by wind and frost. I don’t have the power and money given by my family. What I have is just to fight for it on my own. I only know that I have to work hard for my own destiny. Forgive me for not having strong backing and power. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

14. Go ahead and bask in the sun. Maybe no one will call you an idiot after you get tanned.

15. I don’t allow any inch of skin on my body to be tanned.

16. I have to go to school tomorrow. I’m going to military training to get a tan in my first year of high school. I’m sad that I won’t be back for my brother’s birthday.

17. In Happy Valley, the sound of tourists playing came one after another. I like summer because summer is hot. Although the scorching heat has scorched the earth, it has given it the heat to breed living things. Although the scorching sun tans our skin, it gives us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass appear as green as emerald and the flowers are so dazzling.

18. I tanned like a local. There is no picture. I am very sad. I don’t have big white skin. One tan will ruin everything! !

19. Only when I am with you can I show my innocence!

20. I’m already tanned before summer comes. . . Black who cannot be saved. . . I woke up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . . Humorous sentences to describe being sunburned in hot weather (Part 2)

21. Standing next to you, I am like a firefly in the dark, a match head.

22. Being able to tan in summer is also a blessing! I'm still so white~ It proves that I've been working and haven't gone anywhere...

23. If you don't work hard, how can you be worthy of your tanned skin and fall off?

24. I am not a hypocritical person and have never been afraid of getting tanned, but I am afraid of getting sunburned. I feel like my neck is getting sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than those in Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel like my tonsils are inflamed again!

25. Do I really hate this sunny weather? Last year, when I went downstairs to throw out the garbage, I held an umbrella and sprayed it with spray. How can I still struggle this year because I got tanned?

26 .A woman who is too lazy to hold an umbrella but doesn’t want to get tanned even if she wants to.

27. I backed into the warehouse today and my skin got tanned...

28. If you don’t wear sunscreen, you will really get tanned. You will really get tanned. You will really get tanned. It's very dark, it will be very dark

29. Be fully armed, don't get tanned, any of you will recognize it

30. I have a wish not to get tanned. I have a heart that wants to go out all day long.

31. Sorry, I really forgot that I tanned. I don’t have any of these nude colors that suit me, so I have to save them for winter.

32. This is often the case: you gain weight before winter arrives, and you get tanned before summer arrives.

33. The clouds in the sky are so beautiful, just like a beautiful girl . In the morning, Miss Yun was wearing pink clothes and smiling at people, as if to say: "Kids, get up quickly, the sun is coming." At noon, Miss Yun was wearing white clothes, covering the sky with a layer of silvery white. The silk satin seems to say: "Children, go home quickly! Otherwise, Father Sun will tan your little faces." The clouds in the sky are in various shapes, and they are really people's good friends.

34. Please let the sun tan my parents’ hair. Happy National Day

35. Summer is the time to reveal your desires. The exposed tanned skin, the body that is constantly sweating and exuding the smell of salt, the noisy blazing sun and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and distinct, like a non-stop shouting. This is not the case in autumn, winter and spring. These three seasons are the process of the world gradually fading and recoloring with difficulty. Human beings wrap themselves carefully and forget that they have ever run barefoot.

36. Heiye wanted to give you black eyes, but he swiped to select all.

37. Get a tan! Did you see the print on my watch? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.

38. Dear Stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the skin that was tanned during driving practice turned white because of you.

39. Regardless of severe cold or heat, or wind and rain; whether the summer sun tans the skin, or the winter wind cracks the lips; traffic policemen stick to their jobs, and you are a team member of the city. Beautiful scenery. I praise you!

40. Thinking about summer vacation all day long, blowing on the air conditioner, eating watermelon and watching TV dramas, wanting to go out to play but being afraid of the heat and not wanting to get tanned, and clamoring to lose weight and become grayer all day long, this is probably laziness. Come on. Forty funny sentences to make fun of your own tanned skin

Funny sentences to make fun of your tanned skin (Part 1)

1. Sorry, I really forgot that I was tanned Now, none of these nude colors are suitable for me anymore, so I have to save them for winter.

2. Being able to tan in summer is also a blessing! I'm still so white~ It proves that I've been working and I haven't gone anywhere. I haven't gone anywhere...

3. Men, women, old and young are all afraid of the sun, but I'm not afraid of the sun. My tan is even more noticeable. Thin, the weather is so nice... so suitable...

4. The weather is still hot after the beginning of autumn. Think about all those suspenders and tube top skirts in your wardrobe that you haven’t had time to wear yet. Look again. Looking at the skin that has been tanned several times, I can only sigh. It seems that I can only wait until next spring...

5. Not only can I not get tanned this summer, I also have to cover up my whiteness to warm myself up. I have to endure it, I want to be thin, healthy, and white

6. My colleague told me that he thought I was wearing stockings.

7. Black toothpaste wants me to be an endorsement.

8. Step into the sunshine and be a tanned woman!

9. That day, I saw you under the sun. You were so uncomfortable. I asked you what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. When I get tan, no one will call me an idiot!"

10. You can just imagine No, my wife is so nagging! She has no time to talk all day long. Last year she went to the beach to recuperate for half a month, and even her teeth were tanned when she came back.

11. This summer, my boss planned to tear off famous brands twice, and ran wildly outdoors under the pressure of high heat and sunburned skin. Many people came back to complain to me but also said to me Let’s play again next time during the holiday. We will still remember these things clearly when we are old, but the next time we play, it will be when we graduate.

12. My carefully protected skin was still tanned after a trip to the water park and I couldn’t afford to get hurt.

13. The sun please don’t tan me, please tan my parents’ hair.

14. On July 23, the high temperature was 35 degrees, the sun was shining brightly, and we took a one-day trip to Shuangma Mountain. The biggest reward was meeting a girl who loves to take photos and her skin has been tanned to the Nth degree.

15. When I think about getting a tan in the summer, thousands of grass and mud horses float through my mind, just like galloping horses. drive! Call! Hurry! …

16. It seems that my junior high school classmates are going to have a party and have to go on a diet for a few days to lose weight! Hong Kong Zhen, now I’m so tan that I don’t want to see anyone

17. School starts tomorrow, so I’m a little irritated. I don’t want to get tan during military training!

18. The same rice can feed hundreds of people. I cringe when I see the sun, afraid of getting tanned. It is said that some women even go to the hotel swimming pool to strip off and wait for a tan.

19. Husband, I’m sorry, I blame me for not understanding you; it’s really hot outside, but you are running around; I can’t sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get tanned; you must drink more water, don’t be too tired; you support the house , and I think too much; don’t let those negative words turn into scars!

20. I am so tanned to protect you secretly. Funny sentences about making fun of my tanned skin (Part 2)

21. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! Chief: Comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is even darker! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well these muscles have been trained! Soldier: Report to the leader, I am a female soldier.

22. The sun didn’t make you red, it just tanned you

23. Come and swim, don’t worry if you get tanned

24. Encounter There are many historical bests, for example: last night at around 1 o'clock, a roommate actually received a call for a courier. I was also drunk when we communicated in the middle of the night when the courier would be arranged; the same roommate complained: My mother won't let me Tanning and all that, I didn’t let her go to Thailand before because I didn’t want her to tan. What a trendy mom!

25. When I hold an umbrella, some people always say that I am so white that I don’t need to hold it up. Why should I? How much manpower and material resources have been spent on me to keep myself this way because I get tan as soon as I get tanned? Even though I love beauty so much, I almost do it for I gave up my favorite dress for not tanning! So why should I not hold an umbrella? No! Can! able!

26. "A bad life is like tears falling into the eyes, sunburning the sun, and rain getting wet." The blogger is so good at telling stories that every picture is filled with words. Spirituality.

27. I can’t be white anymore, I’m going to get tanned... Just because I lost my umbrella and couldn’t bear to buy a new one.

28. My sister came back from the beach and specially tanned herself to highlight my beauty. I was so touched.

29. I really hope I don’t have to work overtime, but how is that possible? However, despite going to work every day under the scorching sun, I don’t seem to be tanning at all... and I have become whiter inexplicably...

30. When you come closer, the brightness of my phone screen automatically lowers.

31. My friend, you speak Chinese very well.

32. You are destined to get tanned this summer

33. It’s great that you don’t have a mole on your face.

34. I’m already tanned before it’s officially summer

35. I’d rather die from the heat than get tanned. When will the days of practicing driving come to an end?

36. I had fun going out to play, eat, and ride bicycles during the Dragon Boat Festival. I got tanned and gained weight.

37. Mercury retrograde is going away! ! ! I don't want allergies! Don't tan! Let’s solemnly set a flag and reject any form of horror movies! Especially Monkey Brother wants to see it! ! !

38. Military training is like being tanned by a little sun without negotiation!

39. Every summer I swear not to tan the next summer, but every summer I get as tan as an African. I’m so angry, but I still have to work hard to keep smiling.

40. Even if you are tanned, nothing can stop you from being an idiot. Describe your feelings about being tanned by the sun. Forty general points

Describe your feelings about being tanned by the sun (Part 1)

1. Covering your face for more than half a year has been in vain. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and my eyes turned eight degrees darker

2. It was not easy to take a taxi on this hot day, but luckily I met two handsome guys who got off the car early. , and also said that such a white skin cannot be tanned

3. When you go to the countryside, you must tan

4. After more than 20,000 steps to tan twice, if you have to say something As for the strategy, there is only one word: there are too many people, don’t go!

5. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

6. When I reversed the car into the warehouse today, my skin was tanned...

7. I wanted to give you black eyes in the dark night, but I swiped to select all.

8. Being able to tan in summer is also a blessing! I'm still so white~ It proves that I've been working and haven't gone anywhere...

9. I really hate this sunny weather. I went downstairs last year and threw a How will you struggle this year if you are holding an umbrella and spraying garbage, or if you are suntanned?

10. A boy is a little devil! His eyes are not big, but they are bright. There is a small mouth under the high nose, thick lips, and snow-white teeth. His skin is very dark. I don’t know whether the white teeth darken the skin or whether it is tanned by the sun. skin? He was so thin that he seemed to be suffering from malnutrition.

11. If you miss some places, you may never set foot again, such as Crescent Moon Spring buried in sand. Some things may never be restored to their original appearance after being changed, such as tanned skin. Some feelings may disappear with the wind as time goes by, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

12. Come and swim, don’t worry about getting tanned

13. “Because I’m afraid of the dark! That’s why my academic performance has been bad since I was a child!” “What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark? ?” “Because I don’t dare to look at the blackboard”

14. The skin that I carefully protected still got tanned after a trip to the water park and I can’t afford to hurt it.

15. I thought that if my skin was dark, I would never get tanned again. The truth is, I'm still very young.

16. If the sky clears up here, it won’t be hot, but the ultraviolet rays will be too strong! The sun hurts my skin! I guess I won’t be able to turn back on this dark road. < /p>

19. The sun on the beach was fierce, and the little girl’s face was tanned like ink.

20. Summer is a good time to reveal your desires. The exposed tanned skin, the body that is constantly sweating and exuding the smell of salt, the noisy blazing sunshine and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and distinct, like a non-stop shouting. This is not the case in autumn, winter and spring. These three seasons are the process of the world gradually fading and recoloring with difficulty. Human beings wrap themselves carefully and forget that they have ever run barefoot. Describe your feelings about being tanned by the sun (Part 2)

21. If a young man does not work hard to learn to drive, the old man will be sad and sunburned

22. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! Chief: Comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is even darker! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well these muscles have been trained! Soldier: Report to the leader, I am a female soldier.

23. In spring, I miss you, don’t destroy the greenery during the outing season; in summer, I miss you, don’t get tanned by the scorching sun; in autumn, I miss you, send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, the warmth of the south is waiting for me. Thinking of you all year round is called a good friend.

24. Take a few days of rest to recover from the tanned skin.

25. Recent status: Tanning and gaining weight go hand in hand. I want to become stronger~~~ Do I need to practice?

26. The sun is so strong that it doesn’t even tan your brain.

27. I asked the magic mirror who was the blackest person in the world. After a long time, the magic mirror said: Who was speaking just now.

28. Finally I have time to come to this beauty’s house! It's so hot! Tanned again...

29. Compared with people with fair skin, people with darker skin are always more likely to be tanned. Apart from genetic factors, this is because the depth of skin color is very large. The extent depends on the length of exposure to sunlight in infancy and even childhood. Therefore, sun protection should start from childhood!

30. I am not a kid from a rich family who wears high-priced clothes and has a lot of money. I only have skin that is about to be tanned and a face that has been polished by wind and frost. I don’t have the power and money given by my family. What I have is just to fight for it on my own. I only know that I have to work hard for my own destiny. Forgive me for not having strong backing and power. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

31. Black toothpaste wants me to be an endorsement.

32. When I go out in this season, I can only get tanned. When will my white skin come back?

33. I am afraid that if I show my ID card, people will say that I have forged it.

34. Photos are really powerful... Even after so much tanning, I can still look so white.

35. My colleague told me that he thought I was wearing stockings.

36. Yesterday in the Forbidden City, someone actually fell to the ground due to heat. In such a hot weather, you should stay at home. It is neither hot nor tanning. You regret it now. The color of your skin has changed in two weeks. Can't come back.

37. Don’t let me see your white teeth, or let you expose them to the sun and tan your teeth!

38. Not only can I not get tanned this summer, I also have to cover up my skin and endure the heat. I want to be thin, healthy and white

39. I have to go to school tomorrow Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I’m going to military training for my first year of high school to get a tan. I’m sad that my brother can’t come back for his birthday.

40. The word "boring white" in turn means "white boring". Is it possible that military training is destined to cause tanning and coolness?