Funny stories about not going out to play on May Day

Funny stories about not going out to play on May Day:

1. Don’t ask me where to go on May Day. I am just a girl with no money, no activities, and no arrangements. .

2. It’s May Day soon, everything is fake, only poverty is real.

3. Don’t ask me where to go on May Day. I was trapped on an island on May Day. This island is called "Down and Out".

4. Someone actually talked about me behind my back, saying that I had no money to travel on May Day. I laughed and sat in front of the door and thought for a day about who had leaked the news.

5. If you don’t have money to go out on May Day, buy a globe! The world is so big, not only can you see it, but you can also go around it.

6. This May Day, I have nothing. Please ignore me for activities that require money. If you treat me, just pretend I didn’t say anything.

7. If you have any activities on May Day, please bring me with you. I can eat and sleep without causing any trouble.

8. I didn’t make an appointment on May Day. Poverty made me think about Ding Dong.

9. Someone asked me why I didn’t go out to play on May Day. I laughed. If you were rich, you wouldn’t even be able to see me.

10. Happy May Day holiday, start a five-day tour in the circle of friends.