Jokes about May Day travel Funny jokes about May Day travel

1. It’s May Day, and it’s another travel season. When it comes to travel, my feeling is: throw yourself into the sea of ??people, and then strive to get up there. During the day you are drowned in people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people you are inundated with people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people you are drowned in in drowned in them with. Looking at this situation, I feel that traveling is actually because it is too convenient at home and it is inconvenient to go outside.

2. Although traveling can relax you, the prerequisite is that you are willing to spend money. We must dare to eat Qingdao prawns, we must dare to eat Hainan big fish, and we must dare to help the old lady who fell to the ground in Nanjing. You will never be angry if someone tells you to get lost when you are traveling, just say confidently that I am just here to play with you. Only with such broad ambition can you relax your mind. If you have nothing else to worry about, the end result will be trouble.

3. Overcrowding in tourist attractions can easily lead to accidents.

I heard today that the Terracotta Warriors and Horses tourist attraction in Xi'an has made the following regulations during the May Day period for the safety of tourists: single-eyelid tours on one day, double-eyelid tours on two days, and single-eyelid tours at night. Tourists wearing sunglasses will be treated as deliberately covering their eyelids and will not be allowed to visit; Men chase women in domestic travel, women chase men in foreign countries, and those who are still single can travel anywhere, work overtime!