Chatting with girls, the other party's reply is too slow, how to ridicule the reply to ease the embarrassing atmosphere?

Sometimes girls are slow to reply to your message because they are not interested in you, so they will not reply to your message when they are not busy. Or the girl will return your message slowly to see if you will wait for her, that is, to test how much you care about her.

Chatting with girls, the other party's reply is too slow, how to ridicule the reply to ease the embarrassing atmosphere?

1, I seem to be blind and can't see your reply to my message.

You have just been taken away by aliens. Why didn't you receive my reply?

3. Honestly, did you fly? Otherwise, it took you so long on the ground to receive the message I sent you!

It must be my network card. It took me a long time to receive your letter.

Your internet speed is as slow as a snail.

6. Can gentleman oil be empty and can't be returned?

7. Your mobile phone is finally connected to the Internet, and I finally received your message.

8. As the saying goes, meat buns beat dogs and never come back, just like I sent you a message. Why don't you give me one back! Because if you don't talk to me again, I will become a dog.

9. Did you go to Mars? So you didn't get the message I sent you If so, remember to bring me some special products when you come back!

10, I am a very accurate person. Even if you were going to the moon to see Chang 'e today, you didn't answer me. After all, the signal on the moon is not very good.

1 1. Now the message has expired for 24 hours. If you don't read and reply to me in time, the message receiving function of the mobile phone will be automatically blocked at your own risk. Thank you!

12, are you planting grass on the grave? The signal is not good and WIFI is blocked by ghosts. If not, why not reply?

13, it is said that red envelopes are omnipotent, which can test whether a person is really diving. It is better to send a red envelope to try.

Are you busy now? If so, then don't call me back, and call again when you are not busy. (Hum, I won't go back to try it for you)

15, there is a kind of sadness, that is, I reply to your message every second, and you reply to me as reincarnation, and what is more sad than reincarnation is not returning at all, 555, so sad!

Of course, there are many reasons why chatting with girls is too slow. Maybe it's because she is really busy, or maybe it's because she doesn't want to talk to you. But at this time, boys must not fall into a lost mood. Don't blindly guess why she didn't reply to the message. The more she thinks about it, the worse it gets. What if people just have a broken cell phone? You have your own things to do. No matter what causes the girl to reply to the message too slowly, you can use the above methods to help her realize her problems, and your chat can continue.