Li Boqing’s funny quotes

Our love is like a pot lid, so resistant that we can’t figure out what’s inside. What are some of Li Boqing’s funny quotes? I believe many people want to know, right? The following is the information related to Li Boqing's funny quotes that I have compiled for you. Welcome to read! Li Boqing's Funny Quotations

1. My little sister, we basically have no big problem, that is, my mother-in-law and I haven't gotten along yet.

2. The hotter you are, the more you sweat, the colder you are, the shivering you get, the poorer you are, the more you have, the more convenient you are.

3. Big eyes are charming, but small eyes are dangerous.

4. I must not be afraid of you, oh, you can have paws on your stockings, you are a great little girl, you are an artist, you make a lot of noise, even a green onion, you are willing to sacrifice others, Oops, half a year ago your kid couldn't even afford soma. You forgot about it when you stole other people's briquettes a few years ago!

5. I had a disease when I was 4 years old. The doctor said it was a night travel card, and I would kill people at night without knowing it...

6. Our love is like a pot lid , so resistant that you can’t figure out what’s inside.

7. My wife is good, my baby is good.

8. Weather forecast: Wear trousers when the temperature is the highest, cotton trousers when the temperature is the lowest, and cotton trousers when the temperature is neither cold nor hot.

9. Don’t make a fuss, the fat will fall off soon.

10. A dog chasing a motorcycle does not understand science.

11. Train inner and outer tires, airplane turn signals, paint the inside and outside of the moon, and tile the Great Wall.

12. Sufen, get up and go sell me the beer bottles. I have to call you back.

13. I am not afraid of anything but Sichuan people speaking Mandarin.

14. These two-year-old things are hot! It's nothing like our time. We've been friends for three years, and we don't even dare to touch each other with our two fingers. Now, I only recognized it in the morning, took it back when it was dark, and when I got up the next day, I still said dirty things: "Little sister, why did you sleep here with me?"

15. Dad He said to his son: "You want to eat when you see someone criticizing you. Who among the turtles in this street can see us two? If they eat, their mother knows how to change, and your mother is not hanging around outside."

16. An old man was drunk and was sent to the hospital for infusion. As soon as he opened his eyes, he asked: "Doctor, are you giving me Tuopai or Quanxing?"

17. Just pull it apart without dragging the furniture.

18. The turtle is dead, why are you so miserable? Ask your neighbor Li Boqing why you are so miserable.

19. Fans are divided into football fans, football fans, football lunatics, and football inexplicable fans.

20. A couple can be kind to each other for a hundred days, but a couple can be just a couple for a hundred days.

21. You are already dozens of years old anyway, so if you can, just leave; anyway, if you don’t have enough money, you don’t have anything to think about.

22. It turns out that this young man was so handsome and loved by everyone. Now that someone loves him, it is a belated love, and it is another kind of harm to the house.

23. When I talk about making funeral fires, I want to catch two!

24. If you guys dare to challenge me, go find out who the super guy was at Jiuyan Bridge thirty years ago!

25. A woman turns to a man: Don’t look at him as a manager during the day, but he often doesn’t wash his feet when he’s dark!

26. I don’t like to be alone, but I am afraid of getting along with two people. This is obviously a kind of pain.

27. When the business is booming, I go on business trips in the middle of the night. When the business is booming, I make phone calls at eight in the morning.

28. The guests sit inside, and there is a pile of sticks hanging at the door. If you kill each one, you will count them all. Anyway, the goods are sold all day long!

29. Like flowers and jade, like peppercorns and taro, some of them will be choked if they don’t die.

30. Several pairs of colors played mahjong all night long, and everyone was beaten to ashes. At dawn, an old man stretched himself and said: "Oh, we played well, just now It’s a tie!” (Then you waste both motor and electricity!)

31. Damn it, you have to turn over the wrong one.

32. Speaking of which, I think back then, 8 girls liked me and it was up to me to choose, so I chose the most beautiful one, but they didn’t want to do it.

33. If the rooster doesn’t crow and the chicken doesn’t sleep, which brother-in-law would just fire up the gun!

34. Little sister, we basically don’t have any big problems. It’s just that my mother-in-law and I haven’t gotten along yet.

35. Kitchen! kitchen! I'm in the front hall, table No. 4 in front of me, 4 skewers of dried tofu, plus an oil dish!

36. The old man said to his son: "Damn it, I'm telling you, if your son goes out and wanders around, I won't care about you. Don't come back with some weird diseases (venereal diseases). If If it is provoked, my daughter-in-law has committed a crime. My daughter-in-law has suffered, I have suffered, I have suffered, your mother has been dragged away, your mother has suffered, and the street has collapsed!" < /p>

37. Mrs. Zhang, why don’t you tell me that when I was young, I was so sinister that I was still a little girl.

38. This old man is amazing: he has a status in society, has a stall on Qingnian Road, and has a berth in the crematorium!

39. It’s the same thing whether you spare me or I spare you.

40. Nowadays, all unmarried young people enjoy the benefits of being married, and married people are often invited to sleep on the sofa.

41. How do you call yourself a pea-shaped earwax? Why don't you be a little more prosperous?

42. After decades of revolution, retirement only costs a few hundred yuan. On weekdays, I worry about the crown prince, and on Sundays I have to welcome the returning group (everyone will be given a meal when they come back).

43. Wine is a sword that pierces the intestines, sex is a bone scraper, money is a person’s courage, and anger is a bag of trouble.

44. The manager said to the employees: "How can we go to the next door to serve noodles every day? We should weigh them and make them ourselves. It's cheaper."

45. You The fat boy has never eaten fat, and the black boy has never been exposed to the sun.

46. I have a bicycle. Except for the bell not ringing, it is ringing all over. Which one should I buy?

47. Hey, Mendouer, you call the sister next door to the corner of the private room and sit on your paws, and wait until others think you have pawed her, you will not do it in the clear day. Dare to paw her, of course, even if you paw her, we can't paw you (paw: what to do, Jiao Jiao Tou: corner).

48. Friends, if you have any difficulties, just ask, except borrowing money.

49. Teacher Li’s, you can do whatever you want (use the restroom, you can do whatever you want, no charge).

50. When I see someone’s nice car, I grit my teeth and say, “Oh! This guy drives a BMW!”